[Comprehensive British and American] How agents solve the single problem

08

"Sterilization?"

Phoebe repeated the word in confusion.

Obviously she didn't understand what it meant, Phoebe tilted her head: "Merlin?"

Merlin: "..."

The purpose of removing a cat's organs is to protect the cat itself and the ecological environment; removing a human's organs is too bad in nature!

In particular, Phoebe is still a girl. It is impossible to tell from the outside whether the female cat has been neutered or not.

Merlin thought about it for a moment: "Have you been to the hospital, Phoebe?"

Phoebe blinked, then said, "No hospital."

That's fine, Merlin heaved a sigh of relief.

There are often volunteers in the neighborhood where he lives to send cats to be neutered. It seems that people still choose to catch male cats first, after all, it is easier.

At the same time, he was also glad that he didn't do that. It wasn't that Merlin had any plans for Phoebe. He just hoped that she would be a healthy girl who didn't lack any arms or legs, let alone any organs.

However, Phoebe seemed to have misunderstood what Merlin meant.

She was a little scared, so she shrank and asked softly, "Yes, go to the hospital?"

Merlin: "Wh-no, don't worry."

Phoebe was relieved.

She smiled again, and stretched out her hands towards Merlin.Given the previous few close encounters and the white cat's habits, Merlin already knew what Phoebe wanted to do.

So he stepped back, avoiding the girl who was about to throw herself into his arms: "Phoebe, after you become a human, you can no longer be so intimate with me."

"I can!"

"It's very inappropriate."

"Suitable."

"..."

It doesn't make sense.

Merlin was very helpless, the moral standards of human beings would definitely not work on cats.Cats rubbed their chins against people's cheeks just to show friendliness, and to Phoebe, Merlin's request was probably as absurd as the ban on shaking his hand.

But she is not a cat now.

"People don't communicate in this way," Merlin said earnestly, "Hugs, kisses, and physical contact anytime and anywhere, only the closest lovers would do that."

"Lovers?"

"...the man who gave birth to the baby with you."

"what?"

Phoebe still doesn't seem to get it - cats don't have babies because of love.But she was very smart, knowing that Merlin's words were refusing to approach her.

And, lovers can give birth between human beings.

"Merlin and I are not lovers," she said pitifully.

"I don't think so."

"what is that?"

This really stopped Merlin.

Logically speaking, he is the owner of the white cat.Of course, in popular terms, there is nothing wrong with saying that the white cat is the master.But now Phoebe is not a cat but a little girl who looks like she has just grown up, and whether he is her master or she is his master, there is something wrong!

Merlin didn't want to add fuel to the fire, given that she was living in her own apartment, which would be misleading.

So Merlin thought for a moment: "Take me as your companion."

Fortunately, Phoebe understood what companion meant.

"Alright then," Phoebe could only withdraw her hand, "Merlin is a companion."

She almost wrote the words of unwillingness directly on her face.

Merlin went to work after lunch.

Being at home doesn't mean he can be idle, as King□□an's logistics officer, Merlin has a lot of affairs to deal with all the time.

Phoebe, on the other hand, begins to explore the entire apartment from a new human perspective.

By the time Merlin finished processing the reports of the two agents, Phoebe had finished exploring, ran into Merlin's study, and sat down on the desk: "Merlin!"

"Ok?"

Phoebe lunged at the notebook: "Merlin Merlin Merlin Merlin Merlin Merlin!"

Merlin: "..."

He almost doesn't know his own name!Merlin was helpless and couldn't help laughing. The white cat especially liked to harass him when he was working. It seemed that becoming a human would not hurt Phoebe's hobby.

"I need a job," Merlin said, "How about watching a movie?"

"Movie?"

Merlin picked up his tablet. After thinking about it, he chose a "Beauty and the Beast" for her - produced by Disney, the quality is not too bad, the important thing is that it is rated PG13, so there shouldn't be any problems.

Phoebe took the tablet and was quickly attracted by the colorful colors in the movie.

She said "wow", but quickly frowned.

Merlin noticed something unusual: "What?"

Phoebe: "Dizzy."

He froze, it couldn't be Phoebe's reaction to the electronic screen, but the white cat also liked to stare at the screen, and never had any bad symptoms.

"Dizziness?"

Merlin reached out and covered Phoebe's forehead with a wide palm.

"Anything else uncomfortable?"

Phoebe pointed to her eyes, then buried her head in her arms, and repeated, "Dizzy."

Merlin suddenly understood.

Cats have a different visual system than humans, and they cannot see as many colors as humans.

As for Merlin's apartment, the decoration is simple and clean. It is a typical single male residence, and the colors are cold and stiff. Apart from black and white, there are other cool colors.

Belle in the movie first appeared in a blue dress, probably the first time Phoebe had seen such a bright color in her life.

Maybe take her out and see, Phoebe will discover a whole new world.

Merlin: "Be patient, girl, your eyes will get used to it."

Phoebe: "Okay then."

Soon Phoebe was so immersed in the movie world that she wouldn't even put down her tablet at dinner.

Moreover, this girl not only has a strong learning ability, but also has the same spirit of exploration as before.Without Merlin's teaching, she learned to switch movies by herself by fiddling with the software over and over again.

By the time Merlin had completely dealt with King□□an's internal affairs and started contacting arms dealers and other departments, Phoebe had already switched from "Beauty and the Beast" to "Frozen" and then to "Maleficent".

It was late at night when Merlin looked up from work, and Phoebe had already left the study with her tablet, probably going to sleep.

In this regard, the white cat has always been self-conscious, and never needs to be urged by others to eat, sleep and make troubles.Merlin checked the time and decided to go to rest.

When he unscrewed the door of the guest room, he was still thinking about his plans for tomorrow—even if the current Arthur Harry Hart took his leave, Merlin thought it was still necessary to go to Savile Row.

The first is the issue of handover with the CIA. The government has to arrange for the victims of Susan Cooper to take care of them. Secondly, there is a long-term mission in South America. Merlin sent Parcival over a few months ago. Tomorrow It was time for his report again.

There is also the problem of Phoebe. He still has to teach her more common sense of human beings. Of course, compared to work, this is not an urgent matter and can be put in the back row.

Thinking of this, Merlin turned on the light, and his thoughts stopped abruptly.

Because the quilt in the guest room had been unfolded, a small figure rose on the bed.

Merlin: "..."

Phoebe pulled out her golden head from the quilt, her eyes were sleepy: "Merlin?"

It seems that Phoebe still didn't listen to the earnest words during the day.

To be honest, even Merlin had never found it so difficult to face the conspiracy of Valentine and Miss Poppy to rule the world.

"Phoebe," he closed the door, "you can't sleep with me."

"Hey?"

Phoebe blinked blankly, and the gray pupils finally showed sobriety.

The girl sat up, and she had obediently changed into her new pajamas. The white nightdress was scrunched up around her thighs, barely covering key parts.

"Why?" Phoebe was a little surprised.

At that moment, Merlin felt that he was simply a parent who wanted to conduct sex education.

"Sleeping together is something only lovers do." Merlin walked forward, pulled off the hem of Phoebe's nightgown, and then picked up his own pillow. "If you sleep here, I'll go to the master bedroom."

"what……"

Phoebe grabbed Merlin's pillow.

She frowned, and her delicate face was full of disapproval: "I'm not a human being!"

Merlin laughed out loud: "That will have to wait until the wizards figure out a way. Now that you are a human being, you have to live in a human way."

But Phoebe still wouldn't let go of the pillow.

It is very difficult to reason with cats, and it is still the same after becoming a human.Phoebe hugged Merlin's pillow angrily and refused to let him go.

Merlin was helpless: "Phoebe, let go."

Phoebe: "Sleep with Merlin!"

Merlin: "No, there is no need to discuss."

The girl showed an aggrieved expression.

The gray eyes flickered and flickered, before Merlin's heart softened, the pitiful eyes suddenly disappeared, replaced by an almost wild ferocity.

Merlin was surprised.

Before he could react, Phoebe pounced on him.

In the past, the white cat would only show such a gesture when it got angry and scratched people, but Phoebe did not attack Merlin, but wrapped his arms around the man's neck.

Her movements were so fast and ruthless that Merlin had to hold Phoebe's back, barely able to stabilize the two of them, and then the girl's lips were pressed against his.

Merlin: "........."

The soft body lay in his arms, and the girl's sweet breath quickly swept Merlin's lungs.She even took a bath obediently, and Phoebe smelled of the milky body wash she just bought.

Phoebe's lips were small and soft, she didn't know how to kiss at all, she just rubbed her lips against Merlin's.The kiss came and went quickly, barely touching, and within seconds Phoebe was done with it.

She put her arms around Mei Lin's shoulders and smiled at Yan Yan.

"The kiss of true love in the movies," said the girl brightly, "and now Merlin is in love!"

"........."

It is agreed that there will be no problems between Disney and PG13!

Merlin decided to put the importance of teaching Phoebe human common sense before contacting the CIA and Percival, and it couldn't go on like this!