The system forces me to flirt

Hearing the picture drawn by the system, Cen Xi, who has always been imaginative, was instantly stunned, and stared blankly at the sky for a while.Cen Xi didn't dare to be distracted anymore, and he became serious about the system that accompanied the mandatory binding of rebirth, "What kind of system is this system? Why is the primary task asking for the contact information of a strange girl?"

What kind of system is it so...colorful? !

Mr. System, suspended in Cenxi Sea of ​​Consciousness, stretched out his small chest, and the pride can be clearly felt by those who hear it through the soft and sweet voice: "I am the great 'Love Saint System'! The so-called My lover is living among thousands of flowers, holding the fragrance of flowers in the palm of my hand! Are you excited? Are you excited? Hahahaha host, let us welcome the beautiful future where flowers bloom everywhere!!!”

Cen Xi blankly said: "..."

Isn't this the stallion system?Mr. System has no idea that he is defined as a hungry ghost system in color. The bright yellow light group seems to be because the mood is too high. The whole light group flickers on and off like a light, and keeps muttering in his mouth. Muttering, describing the beautiful life in the future: "...When the time comes when the host wants to pamper any beauties, he will throw up a lot of them with a small hand, and you can choose from them! Beauties and pretty boys, young men in the harem can pick them up, At that time, it will no longer be a dream to dominate the world and attack the Milky Way.

Cen Xi: "..."

Wait, I seem to have heard some great news! ! !

"What? Pretty boy? I, I want to use this method to attack a man, and then accept him as a younger brother?"

This kind of domineering and leaky future is simply a horror for the nerds who are going to continue to be nerds after finishing their previous life! ! !

The system gentleman, who was imagining wildly, was silent when he heard the words, and finally, under the pressure of the responsibilities set by the program, he had to explain in detail the question that the host had clearly raised: "Uh, it is indeed like this haha, that, actually, this is completely It's because the condition for us to choose the target of the mission strategy is the appearance."

Cen Xi was silent for a while before he understood the other party's vague answer: "So, as long as the appearance is up to standard, it doesn't matter gender, age or even...race?"

In case the system has abnormal aesthetics and sees a handsome... dog, and then forces him to attack, then...

It's scary just thinking about it _(:3」∠)_

Mr. System, who was shrunk back so obediently, became proud again in an instant, the bright yellow ball of light circled in mid-air, and the soft voice sounded again: "Don't worry, host, our attack targets are all human beings! "

Cen Ximo, so what is there to worry about?In case he is asked to attack a little lolita, Xiaozhengtai or something, hehe, hello, blame, see you!

Sitting on the wooden chair, Cen Xi felt that he had regained some strength, and moved his buttocks to make himself sit on the back of the chair more comfortably, "Then what should I do now? I have already accepted the punishment for failing the mission, so is it considered that I have given up on this mission?"

Now Cen Xi just wants to return to the normal life mode before!

When the system gentleman heard the other party's tone, his head became dizzy for an instant, and even his voice lost his vitality: "Master, don't you want to complete the task and get system points to exchange for all kinds of magical things in the system mall? There are Johnson & Johnson The body’s genetic modification fluid, as well as various beauty treatments, facelifts, transformations, and various magical pills! Not to mention various high-tech products such as robot armor.”

It's a pity that Cenxi doesn't have a system point and can't open the mall. Otherwise, at least the system master can display all the things, so that the host can look at the things and drool.

Thinking of this, Mr. System secretly spurned the rigidity of the program settings. If they can't get energy now, their entire system will disappear and collapse into energy points in the air!It is about to die in a hurry, but the program does not move. Sometimes the system owner secretly hates why he is the conscious and intelligent one!

Feeling the disappointment of Mr. System, Cen Xi squeezed his fingertips with his hands on his knees, and finally settled down and asked the previous question again: "Can the triggered task be given up after accepting the punishment?"

Mr. System can only answer honestly at this time, but the light group swayed in the air. Thinking of the host's temperament observed half a day ago, he added fuel to the honest answer and said: "As long as the distance between the host and the target is too far, it can be judged as Temporarily unable to attack the target, the task will be frozen in gray, and the task will be turned on again when you are in the same city as the attack target in the future. In addition, if the attack target cannot achieve 50% of the attack within three months, that is, the friend status has been achieved, it will be judged If the task fails, you will receive an intermediate punishment for five days in the 'bad luck' debuffe state. If the task reaches 80% of the strategy, that is, the state of 'spring heart sprouts love sprouts', you can complete the task and switch to another task."

After the listless explanation, the system gentleman lamented and complained, and said with a trembling voice: "If the host wants to hide in the desert and snowy mountains and live in uninhabited places for the rest of his life, I will not force the host. It is your own choice. Sometimes I really hate that I am an intelligent body, otherwise I would not have to watch myself disappear like this, and live in panic every day. But host, don’t worry about me, you can go by yourself Pursue your own free life! After the lack of energy in the system disappears in the future, you can resume your normal life. I, I am fine. Please let me be quiet for a while. Do you have any questions and I will ask you later? I I'm not in a good mood. You just came back from rebirth, and you have a lot of things to do now, so I won't bother you, woo woo woo..."

Hearing the other party sobbing and crying softly, and hearing the other party talk about his rebirth, Cen Xi was sure that his rebirth had a great relationship with the other party.In this way, Cen Xi couldn't hold his breath anymore, he blamed himself and felt guilty in an instant, the other party spent energy to bring him back ten years ago from the death of bricks, at least he gave him a new life.

And now the other party actually offered advice to get him out of the system and return to his normal life, which made Cen Xi even more ashamed.Hearing the sound of sobs and sobs that the other party tried to suppress but accidentally leaked, Cen Xi's eyes drifted left and right. On the one hand, he was throwing away all his morals and violating his own temperament, and on the other hand, he was ungrateful and watched the "benefactor" die. Cen Xi finally He clenched his fists with his hands and gritted his teeth, his eyes were firm, and he made up his mind.

Compared with integrity and face, the life of the "benefactor" is naturally more important!

As Mr. System said, if there is no intelligence or consciousness, maybe Cen Xi has not blamed himself so much, but the other party is obviously conscious, but he can only watch him disappear. That kind of fear, just thinking about it, makes Cen Xi feel the same. tight.If there is no system, maybe I am already a ghost now. Although I lived alone before, my life was dull and boring, but I haven't passed on the blood of the Cen family yet!

Thinking that if there is no system, the Cen family will disappear from the world completely, and no one will remember him, nor will anyone remember his parents, Cen Xi feels that it is so precious to be alive!

Thinking of others by oneself, Cen Xi also attaches great importance to the "life" of Mr. System.

"I, I have decided, I will complete the task! After completing the task, you will get the energy to live, right?"

The system gentleman who originally cried from a fake cry into a real one hiccupped slowly, looked up and "looked" at the host, and shook his body in disbelief, "Yes, yes, as long as the host completes the task, I can get a little Energy, once the energy is enough, the system will also be separated from the host. Therefore, in fact, the host does not need to worry too much, as long as you are willing to spend system points to exchange and uninstall the system in the future, the system will not follow you forever."

So if you want to get out of the system quickly, you have to complete more tasks!

For shaking the host, Mr. System has no psychological burden at all, not even a bit guilty.Hearing this, Cen Xi shook his clenched fists, but finally gritted his teeth and persisted.

Although he decided to complete the task, Cen Xi still felt a little helpless for a while. After all, he couldn't help but blush even when he looked into the eyes of the opposite sex. A little intimate contact would subconsciously evade and dodge. It can be said that he pursued other people's skills Not lit at all!

So Cen Xi racked his brains but failed to think of a way to get in touch with that Lan Qiaoqiao again.

"What's the matter, host? Do you have any concerns? If you don't want to, forget it. In fact, it's okay to disappear now. At least I did a good thing before I disappeared, helping you to be reborn. Woohoo, host, you are a good person, I will Remember yours!"

Seeing the host's dejected bowed head and hands resting on his knees for a long time, the system gentleman couldn't help but ask aloud, fearing that the other party would retreat and suddenly decide which corner to squat for a year and a half, waiting for the system to automatically dissipated!

The uninhabited and deserted snow-capped mountains mentioned earlier are entirely the work of the system master, Cenxi. After all, the Love Saint system still has strict requirements for choosing the target of the attack. If the host goes to squat in a remote mountainous area, even if the host is beautiful, he can't help but live in poor conditions.If there is really someone who is born with a natural beauty, fair skin, and beautiful appearance, then it is impossible for her to stay in a remote place for a lifetime!

Now there is still such a way to get rid of it, and its energy can only persist for about a year now. Under such circumstances, don't worry if you can't tolerate the system.

As for helping the host to be reborn ten years ago, it was entirely because of the previous system itself.It has been hundreds of years since I landed on this planet, and the system finally lacked energy, so I could only keep reducing its shape and shape, and finally turned into a stone, which was sealed in cement by people, that is, the previous corner still had cement slag The bricks who were demolished and piled up on the roadside waiting for secondary use!

At that time, he sensed that someone was passing by with murderous intent looking for the murder weapon, so Mr. System used a little energy to make the other party choose him out of thousands of bricks.At that time, it was just holding the mentality of giving it a try. In the end, it was lucky enough to meet a host whose genes and soul fluctuations could be fused together. The excited Mr. System stimulated the aunt who was holding a brick artifact, and finally successfully came into contact with it. The host chose blood, but unexpectedly the host was shot to death with too much force!

So Mr. System had no choice but to activate the time travel to bring the host's soul back to ten years ago, at least to save the host and his own life.

So, the system is completely the culprit for Cen Xi's death!

Cen Xi, who didn't know the truth at all, heard Mr. System's words, blushed with shame, buried his forehead on his lap, put his forehead on his knees, and mumbled with his head in his hands: "Well, I, I don't know what to do to make it happen. To get the contact information of the other party..."

System Junmo, finally the light group turned around in circles to get rid of the host's stupid suffocation, and then cheered up to cheer the host up and analyzed, "Host, in fact, the target of this mission is very good! According to the missions I heard before The target phone communication, the other party should be a very open girl, and the other party feels good about the host, and has also offered to date this project before, so as long as the host does not refuse to escape, the task can be completed very quickly and even the next task ahead of time Da! It's a pity that I don't have the energy to collect the details of the mission target, otherwise I can give the host a little more useful analysis information."

Cen Xi rubbed his hair and sat up trying to cheer up. He wanted to say something, but he opened his mouth again and couldn't speak for a long time.The system gentleman was depressed, and patiently guided the host: "What's wrong with the host? You can speak up if you have any questions!"

Cen Xi's eyes drifted on the ground for a while, and he asked tangledly, "Well, I don't know what to call you. Do you have a name? You can call me by my name too. I feel like the host, it's so awkward. Also, Um, can I see you? It’s so strange that I can’t see who I’m talking to!”

After realizing that the host is seriously struggling with this problem, the system is speechless and at the same time feels a little strange, a little swollen and sour, and a little astringent, as if something scratched it in the bottom of my heart.

Could it be that there is something wrong with the internal program?Mr. System is secretly thinking that when he gets the first energy, he must have a physical examination!

"It's impolite to directly address the host's name, unless the host is forced to set it yourself. I only have a serial number but no name, you can also call me 009! Of course, if the host wants, you can also name me. If you want to see When it comes to me, as long as the host closes his eyes and concentrates, he can see me!"

Hearing this, Cen Xi smirked and scratched the back of his head, successfully frightened away another kid who was playing ball not far away, tried to close his eyes, and then smoothly saw a bright yellow ball of light floating in the air.

The light ball was only the size of soybeans, and the color was relatively light. When I poked the light ball tentatively, the other party seemed to be frightened. He looked around, flew around a few times, and finally asked a little in doubt: "Hey, host, Were you poking me just now?"

Mr. System, who had never really touched anyone or any living thing, was a little excited, the ball of light jumped up and down, and seemed to like the feeling of being touched.

Cen Xi thought for a while, and tried to poke again. Sure enough, the other party became excited again, jumping up and down for a while, and even his voice was a little more genuinely joyful than before, "Host, you can actually touch the sea of ​​consciousness!" Me, it seems that you have good mental strength! You really deserve to be the host I have chosen! Can the host often play with me in the future? I have never had such a real touch, it feels so good! "

Mr. System is now excited and proud, excited that he will be able to feel this touch often in the future, and at the same time proud that he seized the opportunity to go to the host and successfully bound the host.

In today's system, where does it look like it used to cry and cry for regret medicine? !

Hearing this, Cen Xi felt sorry for Mr. System, and agreed with a soft hum, "Well, since you have a number, you can use your number as your name. This is something that accompanied you when you were born, and it is very important. Yes, don't say you can change anything in the future. Don't call me the host in the future, just call me Cen Xi."

Calling him Xiaoxi or Xixi or something, Cenxi is still a little awkward, it feels weird, too intimate, only his parents and deceased elders in the neighborhood used to call him that when he was a child.

Mr. System, cough, 009 happily agreed, and played around with Cen Xi for a while, when Cen Xi suddenly remembered something, stood up abruptly and let out a soft "Ah!", which made 009 tremble all over in fright, and hurriedly asked what happened. up.

Cen Xi blinked, then looked down with his hands spread out, and said softly, "I lost my porridge just now."

System gentleman: "..."

Ha ha, I feel that the days to come will not be too wonderful.