The system forces me to flirt

On the way back, carrying the porridge he bought and free pickled side dishes, Cen Xi leisurely walked towards the small hotel with his long, thin but straight legs like a stick, holding his trouser pocket in one hand and a grocery bag in the other.

Thinking about the more than 100 yuan in his pocket, and then looking at the rather backward town, Cen Xi thought that this is also a poor travel, or a poor travel across time and space.

There was a girl with high hair in a knee-length dress in front of her. She looked like she was in her twenties, like a college student.The girl's back and waistline look particularly good-looking, but that's not why Cen Xi is staring at people.

But it turned out that when the girl took out her mobile phone just now, most of the wallet in her handbag was brought out.

Looking at several thieves nearby who had slowly gathered around, and then at the girl who was on the phone in agitated mood and seemed to be arguing, Cen Xi hesitated a little, and finally walked side by side with the girl quickly, pretending to be with her. The acquaintance gently bumped the other's elbow with his elbow as usual, and reminded in a low voice: "Sister, your wallet is about to fall out." After thinking about it, I couldn't help reminding: "Be careful and pay attention to the handle. Put the bag in front of you."

There is a gang of thieves who specialize in this area nearby, which is known to the locals.

Although Cen Xi has a dull temper and is a bit too indulged in his own world, he doesn't like to contact the outside world, but he heard that the girl's accent is not from the local area, and it would be really difficult if something happened.Even if the time comes to call the police, the police will not be too concerned if they know who did it. At most, they will give you a pen and write it down in a notebook and you will be done.

Cen Xi, who is pure in nature, really couldn't bear the other party to fall to that kind of situation.

Some people have endured a lot of hardships, and they wish that all the people in the world are miserable than themselves. Some people have suffered hardships themselves, and they can't bear to see others suffer from this kind of suffering.

Obviously Cen Xi is the latter, no wonder others say he is an honest man.

While arguing excitedly with the person on the phone, she was elbowed and accosted by a stranger. Lan Qiaoqiao frowned and turned her face before she heard the other person's words. One corner remained stuck.

While stuffing the wallet in and zipping it up, Lan Qiaoqiao looked up and smiled in embarrassment. When her eyes fell on the other person's face, she was obviously taken aback. Then she embarrassedly brushed her hair around her ears, and hung up with one hand. Phone: "I'm sorry, just now I thought it was because I met a stranger and struck up a conversation..."

After finishing speaking, I felt too narcissistic, so I bent my eyes and chuckled.

Cen Xi froze for a moment, then let out a groan when he was a little out of shape, and lowered his head to look at the ground.Lan Qiaoqiao thought that the other party was embarrassed because she saw her beautiful, and she was a little proud, but her attitude was quite good: "My name is Lan Qiaoqiao, how about you? I'll treat you to a meal and make friends."

She didn't expect to meet a boy who looked so good to her taste in such a remote town, and he looked so shy, which made Lan Qiaoqiao have other thoughts.

[Drip—the target of the attack, Lan Qiaoqiao, has been locked. Please ask the host to obtain the contact information of the beauty and complete the first date. The reward system will be 10 points. If you fail, you will randomly be in a 5-minute 'bad luck' debuff state]

"System tips to remind you: Bastard, let's attack the great goal of the romantic and romantic saint who has peach blossoms all over the universe, boy! This system is optimistic about you~PS: The host, don't underestimate the punishment~n(*≧▽≦* )n”

Cen Xi turned his head to look around, then lowered his head and stared at the ground in a muffled voice as he walked forward, only occasionally muffled in response to what Lan Qiaoqiao said in his ear, quite absent-minded, concentrating on this sudden appearance in his head. voice.

system?Why did you release the task directly without binding revelation?But the rebirth has happened, and it seems that there is nothing wrong with another system...

Cen Xi, who has developed a brain hole since he was a child, didn't say anything else, but the muscle in his head was grinded enough to bind a dinosaur.

The first sound is a cold mechanical sound, and the second tip is a soft, sweet voice, but...

Why does Cen Xi think that this soft Zheng Taiyin sounds like a wretched rumor?

Cen Xi's thoughts spread out of the Milky Way again uncontrollably, and what Lan Qiaoqiao said next to him didn't catch his ears for a while, until the other party smiled and tugged at his arm, which made Cen Xi jump a step away like a frightened cat , widened her eyes and saw Lan Qiaoqiao, and then came back to her senses.

Uncomfortably, he turned his face away and pursed his lips, Cen Xi's bad communication problem reappeared, he blushed and shook his head, turned and ran away.

As for the so-called tasks of the system, Cen Xi is not the kind of self-professional temperament, asking him to contact the number for a date or something when they meet for the first time is simply more uncomfortable than asking him to stay up late to write a research paper.

"Oh? Why are you leaving?" Lan Qiaoqiao stomped her feet depressedly. She could only watch such a handsome boy run away from him, so she called her sister regretfully: " Let me tell you, just now I thought I could have an affair, this handsome guy looks a little thinner, but he looks good."

"Shrimp with soft feet on the bed? No way, at least I look better than that scumbag. I look very shy, and I'm still a virgin."

"What's so bad about being in a place? I just love being in a place. She's innocent and aggressive."

"That bitch dares to cuckold me, let's see if my old lady will not kill him when she comes back!"

……

Cen Xi ran for two streets in a flash with red ears, and then leaned against the wall to gasp for breath, and then bent over and propped up his knees in frustration, staring blankly at the spinning porridge box in his hand.

Every time this happens, Cen Xi can't help but want to hide and dare not communicate with people face to face, especially intimate physical contact.

Obviously every time I make up my mind to overcome it!

Sighing in frustration, Cen Xi's good mood of rewriting the article before was completely broken.

Before I had time to think about that system, I heard the Zheng Taiyin yelling in my mind, "I'm so mad! I'm so mad! I thought that the new host would be so lucky that he would meet him!" Such an active Peach Blossom, to be able to fail like this!!!”

[Ding, the host task failed, punishment: 5 minutes of 'unlucky head' status has been activated, the countdown to punishment starts, ten, nine, eight, seven...]

"Wow, host, why are you standing there stupidly!!! Hurry up and find an open place to stay!!! I'm going to piss me off to death, it's in vain that you have such a beautiful face, but you're so stupid, oh NO , This system feels that the future is bleak, if I knew it should not have seen your face last night, it triggered the binding program in a hurry, God, is there any regret medicine that can be sold!!"

It was obvious that Xiaozheng was going to collapse, and he wailed and wailed while instructing Cen Xi to find the land cleanly, which made Cen Xi's head hurt for a while.

Before Cen Xi had time to react, a piece of banana peel suddenly appeared under his feet inexplicably, and for some reason, Cen Xi stepped on it directly, and the sole of his foot slipped and he was about to fall.

Fortunately, Cen Xi's nerves were tense just now, and now he saw his slender waist twisted, and at least he stabilized his figure. It's a flowerpot!

Cen Xi was so frightened that all the hairs on his body stood up in a military posture, and before he could think about it, Cen Xi ran away, enduring the yelling and shouting in his head and ran to the nearby small square.

Along the way, he dodged falling objects seven or eight times in a thrilling way, five or six potholes on the soles of his feet, three or four collisions with passers-by, and even a watchdog who broke free from the chain and rushed up madly to chase and bite him!

[Remaining penalty time: 1098...]

After jumping up and down for at least 5 minutes, when the countdown sounded, the cold mechanical sound sounded so good that Cen Xi wanted to cry.

He hugged the tree trunk desperately, tensed his nerves in fear, looked around vigilantly, and finally heard the longing "0" resounding in his ears, and everything around him seemed to be normal in an instant, even the black-backed man who was chasing after him under the tree The big wolfhound was also found.

"Oh little brother, I'm sorry, are you not injured? I'm sorry, I don't know what happened, but I asked the dog to break the chain. This is a thick iron chain that was replaced a few days ago!"

The janitor grabbed the chain that the big wolf dog dragged and ran all the way, and the big wolf dog, whose eyes were green from staring at Cen Xi before, became obedient at this moment, whimpered and turned his head to please his master with his tail hanging down, ignoring Cen Xi .

With lingering fears in his heart, Cen Xi didn't dare to approach, and slowly slid down the tree trunk, smiled shyly and waved his hands to indicate that he was fine, after all, he was punished for not completing that task, or because he scrapped the janitor A dog leash.

Feeling that just 5 minutes was as difficult as 500 years, Cen Xi looked around, then limply lay down on the wooden chair next to him, and collapsed there, panting heavily.

"Host, you should be lucky that it's a primary task, and the punishment is only 5 minutes, and it's still at the level of 'bad luck'. In the future, there will be 10 minutes, 15 minutes, and 10 minutes, and the longest is even based on the number of days." The unit, the ultimate penalty can be upgraded to 'Dark Cloud Cover'! At that level, what is missing from the sky is not small things like flowerpots, clotheslines, small puddles, uncovered wells, aircraft, bombs, rockets, and even meteorites. The ones on the ground are more likely to sink the entire city!"

Xiaozheng was too obviously panicked, just like Ming'er was about to die the host and bid farewell to the world.

Cen Xi was also taken a breath by the picture drawn by the other party, his eyes widened, and a person suddenly looked terrified, so scared that a pair of young lovers passing by quickly turned around and hurried away from this strange person far away.

"Won't that hurt innocent passers-by?" Cen Xi felt that the system he was bound to must have been researched by an anti-human terrorist organization!

"Host, can you stop talking into the air so stupidly? As long as you think in your head, you can talk to me!" I really can't see it anymore. Jun gave a reminder, and then answered the other party's questions. After all, its existence is to answer questions for the host, and it belongs to the auxiliary intelligent system.

"That's why you, the host, have to do the task seriously! This is also to save mankind!"