Late night eatery in Yokohama

-Pork belly tomato roll ([-])-

No abdominal muscles?

Osamu Dazai's words made Chuya Nakahara's forehead twitch quickly.No, how did this guy know that the leader doesn't have abs? !Could it be that he has seen it?

Regarding Osamu Dazai's behavior of picking himself clean while still deliberately discrediting his former boss, he had an expression of "I really can't agree with it".

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

Very good, look at this pot, it is big and round.

"How do you know the leader doesn't have abdominal muscles?" He couldn't help complaining in a low voice, his eyebrows fluttering.

How could the leader not have abdominal muscles?Even if there is no six yuan, there must be one yuan. In the final analysis, someone is crazily spreading rumors.

"I warn you, if you slander the leader again, I will tell you, I will really let you sink to the bottom of the lake today, Dazai—!"

After finishing speaking, Zhongyuan Zhongye's complexion was faintly turning black, you traitor, shut up for him!

In the end Osamu Dazai: "What?"

When I saw the face of the person next to me, I just said you don't believe it. The expression on Zhong Yuanzhong's face was like a question mark, so that he was suddenly glad that his leader himself was not here to watch...

Tsk, ever since this guy defected to Hong Kong gangsters, he really has been blackmailing his own Hong Kong gangsters all the time, so he wants to whitewash himself? !Thinking of this young man with orange hair, his face darkened slightly, his eyes darkened.

Mori Ogai who was watching from the screen: "..."

Mori Ogai: This is your fault, Nakaya-kun, shouldn't you stand up and refute him at a time like this?

What about the aura that those who dared to despise the port Mafia will be crushed by the cruel gravity?Hurry up and take it out!

"...Hmm, it's pretty good too."

The black-haired young man nodded perfunctorily, then turned around and rushed towards the person behind him, so fast that Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help wondering whether he had planned it in advance.

Kageshima Midori, who was squatting on the grass slope, softly comforting Mr. Detective, was pounced on by a tall and thin young man, and staggered almost to the leader Meowzai who was on the other side...

Fortunately, Luanbu, who reacted quickly, immediately supported her. At the same time, the big detective opened his eyes suddenly, and the emerald green pupils were filled with displeasure and indifference.

There is no need to doubt, Luanbu can see that this person just calculated the angle and rushed over. If he hadn't intervened, Xiaolongdao would definitely have crushed the Siamese cat.

Mr. Detective looked at the smiling little white face in front of him, opened his thin lips lightly, and slapped him sharply and unceremoniously: "... black mud, can you stay away from me and the little boss? I am now I really don't want to see you!"

Ranpo Edogawa, who was angered by Hal after only sleeping in, was so angry that he wanted to throw the two troublemakers out of sight.When he thought that he would have to go to the grassland to herd sheep with the leader Zai in the afternoon, he pouted even more fiercely.

He is really innocent, as expected, he still can't accept the drudgery of "paying for others"!

In the live broadcast room, Jing Dazai saw the other two people sitting on the grass slope.

[Nakura: Huh huh?Is it a super cute girl...? ]

[Nakura: So, it’s nice to see her catch fish, the black-haired one always feels like it overlaps with my character a little bit, which makes me very uncomfortable in a certain way.That man with orange hair is so fierce, it reminds me of a very annoying guy... also pass! ]

[Hope の Crazy Believers: We had a fight... well, but there are more than two people?Ahh... such a lovely look - awesome!I saw a strong hope, hahahahahahahaha is great! ]

[Ikebukuro district with simple folk customs, the harmony of the neighborhood is Yokohama: So when will the live title start?Like just now, it's really cute, but the one with squinting eyes is unexpectedly thoughtful. ]

[Daze is everyday: Uh... sky's... hair color?Her forehead... is it a ghost? ]

[It’s not a clam: Well, although I don’t know exactly what the ghost mentioned above looks like, but she shouldn’t be... It’s a warm feeling, a cute child. ]

That's right, the cutie in your mouth is the one who abducted the two major cadres of the Hong Kong Black Martial Arts School and the Brain Power School quietly.

Mori Ogai almost confirmed his certain conjecture the first time he saw Kageshima Green, but why is the detective boy who was following Fukuzawa-dono there?Did the man know that his beloved cub was missing?

Knew it!There are so many secrets hidden in her body!The man's expression froze, his eyes sank instantly, and he couldn't hold back the scalpel he was playing in his hand, and plunged it into the table.

As for the other people in this "live room"...

Mori Ogai's eyes were desolate.

Kageshima Midori looked sideways at Dazai Osamu's affectation, and sincerely debunked him:

"...Mr. Dazai, what Hal actually said is that you need to catch [-] crucian carp before noon today, otherwise you can eat the air for the pork belly and tomato roll at noon. Well... the above is the original talk."

At the end, she said solemnly, "Remember, it's thirty crucian carp, not three."

The young black-haired young man took the words almost on a conditioned reflex, "But at that time, it was Chu Ye's slow reaction that made the master find out that the vase was broken. I was trying very hard to hide it from the other party." He said.

Nakahara Chuya on the side: "...????"

Where is the face?Where is this man's face?How did he have the nerve to put a big black pot on the leader's head and then go on to put the pot on his head? ?

"Tsk, didn't I tell you to shut up! What the hell are you confusing right and wrong? If it weren't for the fact that you and that bastard had a fight, would we need to roll up our trouser legs and fish like a fisherman here?!"

And no fishing nets yet!Is this still fishing?This is clearly fishing!He might as well be dead if he catches thirty fish by noon...

Zhongyuan Zhong, who had been reduced to the job of complaining, finally couldn't help it anymore. He threw the fishing rod on his shoulder in anger, and the simple and simple fishing rod was dented by him like a handsome posture of carrying a cannonball.

"Hurry up, don't waste time, get back and get the bait together, so much nonsense, why don't you finish catching these thirty crucian carp?" He raised his eyebrows.

"...It's like this, the ingredients in the castle, especially the crucian carp that will be used to cook crucian carp tofu soup tonight are very scarce, and, to meet the conditions of 'borrowing' here, I'm afraid you still need to fight for it .”

"Heh, as a price for violently destroying valuables in the castle... well, then please come back after you two catch thirty fish in the nearby lake! If you can't finish... there will be no food eat."

Recalling that time, the blond man said so lightly, with a devilish smile on his gentle face.

"Well, since Chuya hates me so much, why didn't I propose to that man to be with Ranpo-kun?"

Osamu Dazai showed a puzzled expression, and before the other party replied, he glanced at the Siamese cat lying on the grass slope not far away, with undisguised malice in his eyes: "Why don't you let me and That group?"

Meeting his gaze, the leader, Meowzai, snorted coldly, "Meow~" Hehe.

Because I'm afraid you two will fight again! ! ! !Zhong Yuanzhong also roared in his heart, but on the surface he looked extremely calm.He looked at the black-haired young man expressionlessly, and couldn't help but began to suspect that this guy did it on purpose...

"Are you fishing or not?" Zhongyuan Zhong also frowned, as if he didn't want to spend any more time with him.

"Ah, that's actually very simple..." Dazai Osamu said coldly, "Chuya just use gravity to 'float' all the fish in this lake up?"

"Why bother to use that method of reducing intelligence."

"The brain is a good thing."

Zhongyuan Zhong also had an ugly face: "? What do you take my abilities for?!"

Osamu Dazai was silent for a while, "Are you still unwilling? Then..." As he spoke, his fingertips moved.

Ranbu sensed that something was wrong, "Wait, Mr. Hat, hold on—"

However, before he finished speaking, he saw Osamu Dazai hugged the little boss beside him and jumped into the lake without thinking. The sound of entering the water hit his eardrums forcefully. stretched infinitely—

Second time...

This is already the second time...!

Ranpo said that he almost wanted to kill Osamu Dazai.

The air became quiet in an instant, and the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded.

"...????!!!!!!"

Zhong Yuanzhong, who was splashed with water, was also stunned for a second, and then a terrifying aura erupted all over his body: "—— Dazai, you fucking?!!!"

How dare he? !

There were countless crap in my heart, and the roar squeezed out from the depths of my throat suddenly exploded with a burst of red light. In just a few seconds, a "huge wave" was set off in the calm lake under the impact of majestic gravity .

"Wow—wow——" After the surging water waves...and the mist all over the sky dissipated, there were crucian carp that fell down and fought hard everywhere on the shore.

"Cough cough...cough, cough cough!"

Kageshima Midori knelt on the ground and trembled all over. The moment Dazai entered the water, Dazai was still holding her tightly, and his hand was holding one of her arms. "Healing Paradise" failed, and she didn't even have time to control the temperature of the lake.

She wants to curse :)

"You bastard!"

Ranpo was so angry that he jumped up and punched Dazai.

The black-haired young man, who was drenched all over his body and was punched by Luanbu, seemed not to care about the anger of the two men at all. He stroked his wet bangs that were hanging down and sticking to his eyes, and raised his head to face After seeing the abyss-like cold eyes of the leader Miao Zaihei, he actually smiled...he actually laughed!

"Hey... now we're even." Dazai Osamu's eyes were dark, and his tone was subtle and harsh:

"Lv Jiang didn't just die in love with you alone."

"--do you think so?"

Nakahara looked at Osamu Dazai in shock, as if he was looking at a schizophrenic patient.

Nakahara Chuya: "...????"

What the hell is going on with this guy!