Late night eatery in Yokohama

-Pork belly tomato roll ([-])-

In his sleep, Osamu Dazai seemed to feel something soft and fluffy was rubbing against his face constantly.Tsk.Feeling a little upset in his heart, he lazily opened his eyelids, and his eyes fell on the cat with three-color fur...

"Hmm...? So it's you."

The young man with black curly hair snorted, raised his arm slightly and touched the soft back of the three-flowered cat with a bandage-covered hand, and spoke with a dull and lazy voice that hadn't woken up.

Seeing this three-colored cat Osamu Dazai recalled the scene of that man getting close to this cat yesterday, which made him have some guesses in his heart.how to say?It's quite expected, it really deserves to be a cat that can kick him away...

"What are you doing here now, huh?"

Although the reason why this little guy is kissing himself is unknown, but... the three-colored cat lying on his chest seems not to be going to get up, drooping two pointed ears, and the whole body is full of a little girl What a sweet aroma.

Looks like they slept together last night...

A quilt...

Osamu Dazai stared intently, "...Sorry. But if you don't get up again, don't blame me for throwing you off."

The Sanhua cat meowed softly, but the pink and tender cat pad kissed the tip of the young man's nose mercilessly.

What are you doing with so much nonsense?If it wasn't for the old man downstairs who was desperately eating someone's tofu, and it was inconvenient for him to appear on stage in his current capacity, how could it be your turn to speak?

Natsume Soseki thought coldly, then wrapped his fluffy tail around the young man's neck and pulled it outward.

Osamu Dazai felt a little distressed, now he could see that Sanhuamao was trying to pull him to do something.

——But... looking at this posture, do you want him to go out with it?

The overly cautious young man fell into deep thought.

While the person and the cat upstairs were still entangled, the leader downstairs stretched out his wolf claws and hugged the stunned Cage Island Green into his arms. And dear.

The girl who is out of the loli figure has soft and sweet treasures all over her body.Thinking about this, the leader Zai, who was doing everything to her, couldn't help but kissed her pink and tender face, and narrowed his eyes...

"Green Sauce, haven't you said you miss me yet?" The leader Zai hugged her and sat on the sofa, coaxing her to reply with a dangerous look.

Cage Island Green's brain went blank for a moment, hey, woo, woo, what are you thinking, don't you stay by her side every day!Just, even Hal didn't do this kind of thing to her! QQ

She wanted to break free but the man's strength was surprisingly strong, the leader Zai held down her fidgeting little hand, and Cage Island Green involuntarily rolled his eyes, "What do you want?!"

Fearing that the man would cause trouble again, she trembled violently, her heart was in her throat.

Seeing this, the leader Jae laughed happily. The height difference between the two made it easy for the man to wrap the girl in his dark coat.Even when he grows up, he still looks like a chubby hamster. It's really cheap.He thought slightly regretfully.

Then, this scheming man full of desire to control once again buried his head in the girl's fragrant shield and took a few mouthfuls. The scorching breath sprayed on the delicate and fair skin, and there was a tingling feeling, which made her tremble. .

"Not good, I still prefer... well-behaved children, why don't you talk? Huh?" Seeing the frightened look of a cutie who had been a shit-shoveling officer for a day, the leader Zai The arc increased a bit.

Sure enough, it still feels good to be transformed back into a human being. Apart from the occasional benefits of being trapped in the body of a Siamese cat, most of his actions are stared at by Senior Xia.The man hissed in his heart, the darkness in his eyes was unfathomable.

"Mr. Dazai...!!!!"

Cage Island Green was angry and ashamed.

She wanted to knock herself out when she wanted to go downstairs to water the plants a few minutes ago.Yes, she regretted it. There was an opportunity in front of her but she didn't cherish it. If God could give her a chance to do it all over again, she would hug Hal's thigh tightly and beg him not to train every time!want!put!water!

Deliberately teasing Cage Island Green for a while, the leader Zai paused when he heard footsteps upstairs, put down the blushing girl, the man held his chin and said with his eyes shining brightly: "Hey, how about it...Call me 'Father,' I'll let the green sauce go this time."

Cage Island Green stopped struggling: "......" What kind of strange hobby play is this?Numbly.

So Osamu Dazai, who was walking to the stairs, and Natsume Soseki, who was being hugged by him, heard this conversation:

"Say it quickly~ Come on, just say it once."

"...Dad, dear."

"No, a few words are missing, my dear."

"...Dad, kiss."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Three-flowered cat: "..."

5 minute later.

When Zhong Yuan woke up, he vaguely felt the... killing intent coming from downstairs.He was silent for a while, and from the corner of his eye, he caught sight of the empty bedding on the right and Zheng Xiang who was sleeping on the left walking in disorder, and then said "..."

So that bastard Dazai will suffer if he doesn't do anything for a day, right? !In a mood so angry that he wanted to hammer someone, Zhong Yuanzhong also quickly changed into his little black vest, put on his hat and jumped directly from the stairs.

Yes, you read that right, you jumped off the stairs...

Then he saw...he saw two Dazai.

"...????" The gravity envoy of Hong Kong and black who had just woken up, the cadre Nakahara Chuya, doubted his superb eyesight for the first time in his life.

"Mr. Nakaya!" As if seeing a savior, Midori Kageshima, who used "Healing Paradise" for the Nth time to stabilize the furniture in the house, immediately rushed towards him with teary eyes.

Nakahara Chuya, who caught the other side along the way: "...?" Can anyone explain what happened just now?

When Hal returned from Porthaven, the war between the two princes had stopped for more than half an hour.

Sitting at one end of the sofa, Nakahara Nakaka also stiffened his body and fell into silence. The leader of the Siamese cat, Jai, flicked his tail leisurely in his arms; on the other side of the sofa, Dazai Osamu...

Cage Island Green, who was holding the Sanhua cat, trembled, and looked at Mr. Detective aside for help, but Ranpo gave her a helpless look.

Cage Island Green: QAQ

In the end, it was Hal, the owner of the castle, who broke the embarrassing atmosphere. The man's azure eyes gleamed with gentle light. After giving him the wooden box, his eyes narrowed slightly, he turned around, and he said "sorry" to several guests:

"...It's like this, the ingredients in the castle, especially the crucian carp that will be used to cook crucian carp tofu soup tonight are very scarce, and to meet the conditions of 'borrowing' here, I'm afraid you still need everyone... ..."

And Yokohama on the other side.

"Cat's Ears Alley" (12)

"Fishing, I'm a professional" live broadcast room has been opened, the administrator invites all group chat members to join the live broadcast room, click "Confirm" to directly enter the live broadcast room.

Glancing at the top group announcements, Mori Ogai looked cold.My subordinates have been missing for more than an hour, and even the guerrilla troops they sent couldn't track down any clues... Ha ha.

Thinking of this, the leader of the gangsters in Hong Kong looked at the "Mao Er Hutong Alley" group chat app on his phone, which he couldn't uninstall no matter what. Even if he changed to a new phone, it would automatically appear on the screen. up.He squinted his eyes and looked at the news for a while, countless possibilities flashed through his mind, could it be...

Thinking, the slender fingers pressed "Confirm", and then the screen flashed, and what Mori Ogai saw was a green farm field, and behind the grassland was a forest surrounded by large misty clouds. And the snow-capped mountains...

Men across the screen can feel the shock beyond reality. The subtitles on the side are constantly scrolling, and then it is slowly typed out:

Welcome "Lori Saigao" to enter the live broadcast room...

Welcome to the "Simple and honest Ikebukuro area, the harmony in the collar is Yokohama" to enter the live broadcast room...

Welcome "Nakura" to enter the live broadcast room...

Welcome "hope の fanatics" to enter the live broadcast room...

Welcome to "Daze is Everyday" into the live broadcast room...

At this time, a pink bullet screen suddenly floated in the live broadcast room [Nan Cang: Wow, I was eating hot pot and suddenly entered here!So where is this?Pure Curiosity.jpg]

The barrage of this person named "Na Cang" was like a stone falling into the water, which immediately caused ripples, and then the live broadcast room became lively.

In the next second, the screen switched again and the distance was shortened. This time, the background showed a lake with rippling blue waves.On the shore, there were two young men who were dressed very coolly and were holding fishing rods and buckets.

Mori Ogai: "...?"

In an instant, Mori Ogai's bewilderment and confusion were almost written all over his face.

Yes, these two young men were Osamu Dazai and Chuya Nakahara.Mori Ogai almost recognized it at first sight, but what confuses him is what are these two... doing now? ? ? ?

Chuya-kun, if you're kidnapped, just blink...

Mori Ogai, who had begun to suspect that his family members had been kidnapped by Dazai to an unknown village, fell into deep thought.

[Daze is everyday: Ah, someone appeared...?That's weird, I did it after I got rid of that ghost... The sky is really amazing... Mmm. ]

[Hope の Crazy Believer: Eh, ghost!Is Mr. Dazed a samurai?I'm doing the same thing here, but I'm trying to find out the shady insider!I, I love from the bottom of my heart... the hope in my heart! ]

[Nakura: Kill ghosts?It's very interesting, as expected, human beings have always been interesting, so I say I love, like, and deeply love human beings. ]

What kind of strange things are these people talking about?Are you sick? ?Ogai Mori, who was speculating about the secret behind the live broadcast with a sullen face, twitched his mouth indecently when he saw the barrage of these people. Is he the only normal person in the live broadcast room? !

At the same time, standing in front of the rippling blue lake, the double-black combination of the "popular hit" is still ignorant of the fact that they are being exposed in front of their dear boss and former boss with this simple image. ..

The black-haired young man rolled up his sleeves and trouser legs and undid a row of buttons on his clothes. The tight and firm abdominal muscles were faintly visible inside the half-open shirt, and the muscles were surprisingly thin and powerful through a layer of clothing.

Then, he looked at the orange-haired boy who was half a head shorter than him, and his tone was inexplicably playful:

"Huh? At this time, shouldn't you just take off your shirt and go into the water to catch fish... Or do you mean that you, like Mr. Mori, don't have abdominal (accent) muscles (accent)?"

Mori Ogai outside the screen: "...????"