After I retired, I became a scumbag and attacked his dad

The light source in the bedroom was deliberately adjusted by Shen Xiao, the brightness decreased, turned to dim yellow, and flickered like a candle.

The man under the lamp changed his posture casually, stretched out his hand to draw out a prosthetic ear from behind, put it on his head in front of Ji Xilu, and shook his snow-white ear at Ji Xilu by the way.

The soft, fluffy, white ears trembling in sharp contrast with the black hair immediately caught Ji Xilu's attention.

Looks nice to touch.Ji Xilu thought, I wonder if these two ears are warm?

He quietly stared at Shen Xiao's ears on top of his head, Shen Xiao noticed his eyes, understood, curled up his beautiful big tail, and rolled out a low, sexy laugh from his throat, like invisible fingers, provoking Ji Xilu nerves.

"Honey, do you want to feel it?" Shen Xiao was still lying on his side, and stretched out his hand to Ji Xilu, "Come on, you can feel whatever you want."

Ji Xilu squinted his eyes, looked at Shen Xiao with a half smile but not a smile: "It seems that I was wrong last time."

Shen Xiao raised his eyebrows: "Oh?"

Ji Xilu straightened his sleeves, strode to Shen Xiao's side, raised his hand to pinch the tip of the fox's ear, and stroked the fox's fur which felt very good.

It was really warm, just like Shen Xiao's body temperature.

Ji Xilu glanced at Shen Xiao's gentle face. Under the dim light, his handsome and flawless face was even more colorful, full of the ambiguity of the twilight on the moon, and also a bit of the luxury of the glamorous place, It's different from every previous one.

Ji Xilu said sincerely: "I was wrong last time. I shouldn't let you play the black cat. Only the fox demon is worthy of you. Letting you play the serious black cat prevents you from unleashing your nature. It's a grievance." is you."

Shen Xiao replied without blinking: "No wrong, as long as you like it, what can I do wrong?"

As he spoke, he stretched out his tail to his hand, and with a flick of his hand, sent it to Ji Xilu's empty hand.

"Honey, I'm so tired from standing, sit down and rest for a while."

Ji Xilu touched the fox's ears again, then hugged the fox's tail, and sat down beside Shen Xiao, indulging in the fluffy touch.

Shen Xiao propped up his upper body and approached Ji Xilu, stretched out his hands to encircle his sweetheart from behind, felt Ji Xilu's body temperature, and couldn't help sighing in satisfaction.

"Baby, if you like it, you can also rub it."

dawdle?Ji Xilu glanced at Shen Xiao who had a smile on his lips, and didn't express any opinion on the tiger-wolf words.

Seeing that Ji Xilu was indifferent, Shen Xiao simply lowered his head, rubbed his ears on Ji Xilu's cheeks actively, took advantage of Ji Xilu's opportunity to squint his eyes to feel the fluff, precisely enclose Ji Xilu's lips, and exchanged with him. An intimate, tender kiss.

Ji Xilu is a generous person, he let go of his teeth and let Shen Xiao go deep.

The flickering lights made the atmosphere even better. Shen Xiao was intoxicated for a while, and felt that the posture was not very convenient. Relying on his good arm strength, he directly hugged Ji Xilu and turned around, continuing the kiss just now.

Ji Xilu didn't panic at all, let go of the fox's tail, stretched out his hand to press Shen Xiao's strong chest, feeling the warmth of the body and the ironing of the skin, the uneasiness in his heart was well calmed down.

He knew that Shen Xiao's sudden uninvited visit tonight was because he was worried about his emotions, and the sudden big move was just to hope that he would be happier. He talked about how Shen Xiao was, but actually felt that Shen Xiao was caring and gentle, and treated him It can be said to do my best.

With such a boyfriend, how could Ji Xilu be dissatisfied?

It's no wonder that so many life coaches want to have a relationship after retirement. Love is really a good thing.

……

Worried about causing dissatisfaction on the part of their superiors, the two old foxes in the Quick Transmigration Bureau investigated the system structure as quickly as possible, but to their surprise, all the clues directly pointed to the negligence of the director of the Equipment Department, which was unbelievably simple and clear.

"I think there is a problem with this result. If it is really the handiwork of the Equipment Department, it is impossible for them not to clean up the traces." One person said.

Ji Xilu rested his chin and yawned: "It's obvious."

The three members of the equipment department who were entrusted with the important task of investigating the matter by the two leaders were relieved when they heard this.

Although they are the leaders above, they have been in the equipment department for a long time, and they are still very convinced of the director. Emotionally, they really can't believe the results of this investigation, and they are afraid that the famous brother Lu will say that they will interrogate first.

Seeing the stupidity of these three people, Ji Xilu said with disgust, "What kind of trial? Do you think the Law Enforcement Division is not suspected?"

The three members of the equipment department looked at each other blankly, shrinking their necks, not daring to speak.

Ji Xilu sneered.

The two leaders were helpless, and quickly explained to the three: "The law enforcement department is responsible for supervision and review in our bureau. If you want to investigate your director, the case must be handed over to the law enforcement department. But the goal of the illegal system is to collect energy. Based on the past experience of the bureau in dealing with illegal systems, only a small part of the energy they collect is for their own use, and the rest does not know where to go. Do you think which department in the bureau needs energy the most?"

Not the top of the Department of Civil Affairs, or even the headquarters of the regulators, but the Department of Law Enforcement.

"The base camp has its own legal energy acquisition channels, and the energy obtained is overflowing every day. It subsidizes subordinate units all the year round, and there is no need to collect additional energy." One person said this, seeing the expressions of the three members of the equipment department, winked at the other.

Another person continued: "The Secretary of Government Affairs has not only orders from major world consciousness, but also subsidies from above, and there is no shortage of energy, and a part of life coaches who are working on the front line can be allocated to compensate, and there is no need to collect additional energy. "

"Only the Law Enforcement Division." He paused, and when he saw the trembling expressions of the three, he knew they had understood, "The Law Enforcement Division's duty is to supervise and restrict the employees of the Fast Transition Bureau, assist in life guidance, correct the world line, and prevent internal affairs in the Bureau. Other members abuse their power and authority, and members of the department usually obtain energy through the model of basic salary plus commission."

"Their basic salaries are among the highest in the bureau, higher than the top leaders of the Department of Civil Affairs, but the energy requirements of the members of the Department of Law Enforcement are far greater than that of ordinary employees."

Because they need the strongest force value to stop some people who violate the rules.

When the two old foxes said this, they secretly glanced at Ji Xilu who was still yawning, and told the three members of the equipment department clearly, look, here is a person who cannot be subdued without strong force.

The three of them broke into a cold sweat, looking at their noses, noses, and hearts, as if they didn't see anything.

The two leaders didn't dare to go too far. They cleared their throats and said nonchalantly: "As the bureau's regulations are becoming more and more perfect, there have been no violations for a long time, and members of the Law Enforcement Division have not been promoted for a long time. From a motivation point of view, The members of the Law Enforcement Division are the best."

Therefore, whether it is to avoid suspicion or otherwise, this matter cannot be transferred to the Law Enforcement Division.

Three members of the equipment department asked hesitantly: "If the law enforcement department doesn't show up, how can we investigate this matter?"

The two leaders obviously didn't want to let their superiors know about this matter, and they planned to solve it within the bureau, but if they couldn't even trust the Law Enforcement Division, who else could they rely on?

Ji Xilu glanced at them, stood up, and made a final decision: "Report. If you don't report it consciously, then I will report it for you."

The five people on the opposite side showed embarrassing and terrified expressions at the same time. The two old foxes didn't even dare to delay, and silently took out special communicators to contact the base camp.

Ji Xilu nodded in satisfaction.

"Don't worry, you have worked hard for so many years without credit, and the higher-ups won't really treat you for such a thing. After all, they set up the Law Enforcement Division."

This reminder made the two leaders suddenly realize that their expressions were instantly relaxed.

They kindly told Ji Xilu to be more careful recently, and then they turned around and made a draft, and reported the specific situation to their superiors.

……

Except for those who contacted Ji Xilu, no one thought that they could be so cruel to themselves and directly expose their shortcomings to their superiors.

Under the guidance of that gentleman, the system guided Wen Junyi to exchange for a rather special temporary skill called [Star Beast Attraction].As the name suggests, this skill can attract a large number of star beasts in a targeted manner and control some of them for a short time. As long as it is used well, it is enough for anyone to wipe out a large area.

Wen Junyi didn't quite understand the principle of this skill, he asked confusedly: "How is this attractive? Is it like some medicines, releasing scents in the area to attract the attention of star beasts? Or, like some insects that can emit ultrasonic waves, use sound Attract like-kind?"

Naturally, the system would not tell Wen Junyi that his skills would be released in the form of energy waves. After fooling him a few words, Wen Junyi asked a new question: "How big is an area, can it cover the entire garrison camp of Yunhuxing?"

The system replied: "It is more than twice the size of the garrison camp. It is not recommended for the host to directly cover the skills in the garrison camp. This will not change the views of the senior officers of the Dragon Tooth Legion on the double."

Wen Junyi's thinking was like a mess, and he subconsciously asked, "Why?"

The system was very patient at this time: "The Yunhu star garrison has been fighting against star beasts all year round, and they are not afraid of battle and death. The substitute stole the host's fate line and developed several important medicines. It is also a normal or even correct behavior in the eyes. Unless there is evidence that the star beast is attracted by a substitute, it is better to directly attract the attention of the ultimate target for the substitute."

Wen Junyi said confusedly: "Can't we create evidence?"

System: "All the points of the host are used to exchange for skills, and no evidence can be produced."

Wen Junyi suddenly said: "Then what should I do?"

The system is persuasive: "Now is the peak tourist season of Yunhu Star, choose the right time, cover a large area of ​​Yunhu with skills, and force the garrison of Yunhu Star to fight. When tourists are in danger, the host can take the initiative to treat tourists. , so as to gain the ultimate goal and the goodwill of the goal.”

Wen Junyi didn't understand again: "The local garrison has a medical battalion, and most of them carry therapeutic equipment when they go out. Is it unnecessary for me to take the initiative to treat you?"

The system took it for granted: "If it is an ordinary injury, the treatment equipment and the medical camp are certainly enough, but if the star beast is highly poisonous, the situation is different."

Wen Junyi's face changed drastically: "You want me to prepare antidote to save people? No, I will never use the things developed by Ji Xilu and Ye Wenlan!"

The system warned: "Host, don't be willful. Only by using the formula they researched can you show that you don't care about the magnanimity of each other's disputes in order to save the people, and you can leave a good impression on the ultimate goal and goal. Don't you want to reverse yourself in the target's mind?" image? Don’t want to complete the ultimate mission?”

Wen Junyi choked, sat there with a livid face and sulked for a long time, and finally agreed to the system's request.

The system was very satisfied, and took the initiative to ask Wen Junyi: "Has the host selected the type of star beast?"

Wen Junyi's eyes were flickering, and his expression was extremely distorted: "Of course. How about the poisonous small space reptile that once parasitized a double? I remember that this kind of star beast was chosen by you for those Farland spies. It is small and It is hidden, and likes to wander around the planets where humans live in groups, but it is really easy to use."

The system became more and more satisfied: "The host's words are very reasonable. Are you sure to bind the skills to this kind of star beast population?"

Wen Junyi said, "Yes."

System: "Binding... the binding is successful. Is the host going to the cloud lake now?"

Wen Junyi laughed twice, with a crazy expression: "Of course, go now!"