After I retired, I became a scumbag and attacked his dad

It's not that the system has never encountered danger before, and it has also docked its tail to survive, but this is the first time it panicked and cut the wrong "tissues and organs".

As a tool whose job is to collect energy, the structure of the system is very different from that of human beings. There are several "organs" all over the body that can store resources in different categories.What it values ​​most is energy, and it will not discard the collected energy when it discards anything. It stands to reason that the act of tail-docking should be practiced long ago. Who would have thought that under the threat of Ji Xilu and Fengyue, it would make a big mistake and send part of the information The storage area is also cut out!

This made the system very angry and very embarrassed.

This Wen Junyi is really a person who does more than succeed in his success!

If I knew it earlier, I would set the points higher. Now it's good. If I can't reach an agreement with Wen Junyi, it will be considered a violation according to the laws of this world. Once I do anything to Wen Junyi, the world consciousness will find out.

The system didn't want to give up Ji Xilu as the host candidate, so it couldn't help but start looking for excuses to shirk.

However, Wen Junyi didn't wink. Seeing that the system didn't respond for a long time, he couldn't help urging it: "System, hurry up and exchange points for me."

The system was very unhappy, and replied coldly: "Without the permission of the headquarters, the system skills cannot be recycled at will."

Wen Junyi didn't take it seriously: "Then you can help and make another report. The wrong rating is a problem with your headquarters. I exchanged system skills for points to do tasks, and they don't want the task to fail, right? Give me a little relaxation of the conditions, It should be negotiable."

The system sneered silently, what it wanted was all of Wen Junyi's life energy and luck, how could it relax the conditions for him?

But what Wen Junyi mentioned was what he said himself, so he can't deny it.

Seeing Wen Junyi's persistent appearance, the system suddenly regretted it.

Originally, I thought that idiots were easier to control, but who knew that Wen Junyi could be so stupid as to be so stupid that at a critical moment, he would give him a blow to the head, so that many of his available arguments would be scrapped, and he had to carefully consider what logically made sense. Annoying as hell.

But it's not happy now, so there's no need to reject Wen Junyi right away, first give him some hope, and then let him down, it will always be more comfortable to vent his anger.

So it says: "The report has been submitted, please wait for a response from the host."

Wen Junyi nodded: "Yeah."

Seeing Wen Junyi's trusting face, the system couldn't help but want to destroy his confidence.

However, just as it was about to say something, it was interrupted by an unexpected contact. After analyzing the source of the contact, it immediately stopped all messy thoughts.

"Sir, what are your orders for you to contact me suddenly?" The system cautiously looked at the man whose face he couldn't see clearly on the other side of the connection.

The other party got straight to the point: "The child of luck in your world has changed. He is replaced by a retired gold medal life coach from Quick Transmigration Bureau. Don't waste time, as much energy as you can harvest, get out of this world as soon as possible!"

At the end of the man called Mister, his tone was a little anxious.

He used to be quite calm every time he contacted the system. In the system's heart, he was a very man of the city. How had he ever shown such a behavior?

The system was shocked, and the information storage area was tumbling, and soon it went through the relevant information, and it finally found out what it had neglected, and panicked all at once.

"You mean, I'd better leave this world in a few days? But, but I have been targeted by this life coach a few times, and I don't have enough energy to even switch hosts, let alone break through the barriers of the world. !"

It's not that the system doesn't want to leave. Although it's greedy by nature, it's not the kind of thing that would risk its life for energy.

Some time ago, it tried to bind Zhai Yuxin, but Ji Xilu's several precise strikes made it unable to develop. It consumed too much energy to protect itself, and in the end it could barely control Zhai Yuxin.

It is precisely because of this that the system wants Ji Xilu to be its host, so that it can use Ji Xilu's ability to make up for the loss in the past.

Recalling this decision, the system felt annoyed and frightened.

What kind of ambition did it eat, and it actually wanted to attack such a big man? !Isn't this the old birthday star drinking arsenic and frost?

After listening to the system, the person on the opposite side of the communication was silent for a moment, then suddenly turned off the microphone, turned his head and discussed with someone beside him for a while, and the argument got so excited that he almost started a fight. The system issues instructions.

"There is no need to be particularly afraid of him. He is different from before. If you can't beat him, just try not to be with him."

The system quickly asked for advice.

The gentleman opposite did not answer, but changed his tone: "I heard that he found a boyfriend, do you know this person?"

The system quickly said: "I know, his boyfriend's name is Shen Xiao, and he is another child of luck in this world."

The person on the opposite side immediately became excited and shouted happily: "The Son of Luck is perfect! Now there is an opportunity for you to harvest a large amount of energy at once. The danger is not too high, but the cooperation of the host is required. Your host easy to use?"

The system was also very excited, saying repeatedly: "It's very useful, he himself hates life guidance!"

The person opposite laughed loudly: "Very good, then you might as well exchange it for him for a special temporary skill. If you don't have enough energy, I can fill it up for you first, and you can restock it for me after harvesting later."

After listening to the gentleman's plan carefully, the system couldn't calm down for a long time, and it barely returned to normal after the communication ended.

It turned its head and changed its attitude, and said to Wen Junyi who had been waiting for it for more than ten minutes: "The headquarters sent a reply, because their evaluation error caused the host's life to be in danger, and the system skills should be recovered with five times the points according to the regulations. Please ask the host to confirm Recover system skills with [-] points?"

Wen Junyi's eyes lit up, and he shouted excitedly: "Sure!"

System: "Recycling... Recycling is complete. Points have been credited to the account, please check with the host."

Wen Junyi quickly asked the system to open the points page, his eyes were glued to the four-digit points, and he couldn't get them back for a long time.

After looking at it for a while, he finally sighed with satisfaction: "Now I have 26 credits available...system, do you have any recommended temporary skills?"

The system retracted its tentacles that influenced Wen Junyi's thinking, and unfolded a detailed panel of skills as it wished.

"Yes, host, please read this."

……

Under the bewitchment of the system, Wen Junyi began to exchange temporary skills. At the same time, Ji Xilu analyzed the source code of the system and had many doubts.

Shen Xiao observed the words and expressions, and asked in a deep voice: "Is there something wrong with this hacker?"

Ji Xilu stroked the edge of the light brain, narrowed his eyes slightly: "This code looks familiar to me."

Shen Xiao asked: "Someone you know?"

Ji Xilu replied absent-mindedly: "Maybe."

His tone was very subtle, and his expression was not quite right. Shen Xiao had never seen Ji Xilu like this before, so he couldn't help observing Ji Xilu's expression carefully.

Ji Xilu had something in his mind, and he didn't pay much attention to Shen Xiao. After analyzing it for a while, he was really not sure if the familiarity in the code was an illusion.

Seeing Ji Xilu's frowning frown, Shen Xiao was very distressed, and said, "Since we have already got the clue, there is no need to rush for a while, rest today, and there is still time to continue the analysis tomorrow."

Ji Xilu glanced at him and smiled: "It's okay, I'll rest after watching it for a while."

Shen Xiao tried a few more words of persuasion, seeing that Ji Xilu didn't listen to the persuasion, he didn't force it.

However, he felt sorry for Ji Xilu and hoped that Ji Xilu could relax, so he found an excuse to leave first and make other preparations.

Ji Xilu was about to contact the Quick Transmigration Bureau. Shen Xiao consciously gave him his personal space. He felt that Shen Xiao was very considerate. He pulled Shen Xiao's collar and gave Shen Xiao a deep kiss. Xiao left.

After Shen Xiao's figure completely disappeared in the study room of their temporary villa, Ji Xilu analyzed a part of the code, packed up all the information, and contacted the two old foxes with the highest authority in the Quick Transmigration Bureau.

……

In view of the fact that Ji Xilu's previous two contact bureaus were asking questions, when the two leaders received the communication, their first reaction was to be overwhelmed.

But they didn't dare to offend Ji Xilu, so they had to smile at Ji Xilu, hoping that Ji Xilu would not be too angry.

Ji Xilu couldn't help but clicked his tongue: "Look at your attitude, people who don't know think I'm unreasonable."

The two old foxes said again and again: "What's the matter! You are the most reasonable and principled person in our bureau. Who would think you are unreasonable?"

After all, your reasoning is fallacious, and your principles are incomprehensible to others, so it doesn’t matter what you say?

"I'm not here to trouble you." Ji Xilu didn't bother to pick words with them, so he packaged and sent the analysis data, "Look at this data, doesn't it look familiar?"

The two were stunned for a while, looked at the received information carefully, discussed in a low voice for a while, and said hesitantly: "It feels like the handwriting of the equipment department, but I can't be sure. Some worlds with more advanced technology will give birth to similar equipment creation methods. Cultivation In the side world, there are also artifacts with the same purpose."

Ji Xilu nodded: "It's about the same as what I guessed, but I think this manufacturing method has a higher focus. There is not enough evidence, so I can't confirm this guess. You should have trusted subordinates in the equipment department, right? Ask them to show one time."

The two old foxes agreed on the spot without any hesitation.

They all know in their hearts that if the guess is confirmed, it means that the birth and existence of the system is inseparable from some people in the fast travel bureau, and this is absolutely not allowed to exist.

The mission of Kuaichuan Bureau is to maintain the stable development of each world, and all the customers it receives are connected by the world consciousness of each world.

Once there are people who distort the development process of the world for their own selfishness in the fast-travel bureau, and the bureau fails to deal with it in time, it will be tantamount to committing a major crime, which will inevitably alarm the higher-level regulators, and the entire management of the bureau will not be able to fall. .

It's a big deal, the old fox accepted Ji Xilu's love, and even thanked him sincerely.

Ji Xilu waved his hand casually: "I don't want these things. If you are really grateful to me, you will notify me as soon as you find out the results."

It doesn't matter if the opponent is a technician who is going through the game quickly or a high-level management, since he dares to attack Shen Xiao, then don't blame him for retaliating unceremoniously.

Ji Xilu snorted softly: at most he can bully his people, but other people can't.

……

Based on how much the old foxes attached importance to this matter, Ji Xilu reckoned that the investigation would have results in a few days, and his mood immediately improved a lot.

After washing up on the first floor of the villa, he walked briskly to his temporary bedroom. As soon as he arrived at the door, he saw that the door was ajar, with a faint yellow light shining through the gap.

Very candle-flavored.

Realizing something for a moment, he paused at the door, slowly pushed open the bedroom door, and saw——

At some point, Shen Xiao, who had his long hair picked up, was lying sideways on his bed in a water-red robe.

The robe is a slightly improved straight train, embroidered with light cloud patterns with silver thread, and the neckline is wide open, deliberately revealing the beautiful muscular chest.Shen Xiao supported his cheek with one hand, and put his other hand on his bent long legs, looking at Ji Xilu with a smile on his face, his posture had a strong ancient rhyme, like a nobleman who came out of ancient times.

But based on Ji Xilu's understanding of Shen Xiao, he felt that things would not be so simple.

Sweeping his eyes around Shen Xiao, Ji Xilu's eyes fixed on Shen Xiao's snow-white, fluffy, and enchanting tail, and he couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips.

"Mr. Fox Demon, may I ask, where are your ears?"