The enemy is actually my wife

Mrs. Ding flung her sleeves and left, if the two broke up unhappy.

No one knows what kind of mood Mrs. Ding left, but Lin Yan seemed quite calm. After Mrs. Ding left her, she sat on the sofa alone for about half an hour, wondering what she was thinking. After thinking about it, he stood up and looked at the time.

When Yu Fei went out in the morning, she said that she might come back early today, around six or seven o'clock, and it's past four o'clock now, and she reckoned that she would be back soon.

Lin Yan sent Yu Fei a WeChat message: "Are you coming back for dinner?"

It took more than 10 minutes for Yu Fei to reply to the message: "If you don't eat dinner, you're drinking air."

Across the screen, she could imagine Yu Fei's angry appearance on the opposite side, and sometimes she couldn't figure out why Yu Fei's temper exploded like a firecracker, obviously she hadn't said anything nasty yet , Yu Fei sulked herself.

In fact, Yilin hates that dog's temper. If it were a different person, she might not even bother to pay attention to the other person. If anyone she loves gets angry, she will get angry. It has nothing to do with her.

But this person is Yu Fei. Although that girl is stupid, greedy and loves money, she is cute everywhere. Maybe only when facing Yu Fei, her patience seems to become very good again. .

"It's not impossible."

Yu Fei: "? How about you change into a different person? You are the one who is unemployed at home now. I am still making money. Are you going to show me face now?"

Lin Yan was typing with his mobile phone, and unconsciously put on a smile on his face: "I was kind enough to ask you if you would like to come back for dinner so that I could cook for you, but you said you wanted to drink air."

After sending this sentence, she unluckily withdrew it 10 seconds later.

When Yu Fei received that WeChat message, her face turned red at first glance, and she was about to take a closer look at it and reflect on it, when she saw that the other party had withdrawn a message notification, and she was almost annoyed for a while. The nose is going crooked.

Yu Fei looked at the phone screen expressionlessly, thinking in her heart: This marriage seems to be divorced after all.

Lin Yan probably knew what Yu Fei was thinking, so she sent that sentence exactly at the last second before Yu Fei lost his temper.

And very thoughtfully attached a cute emoticon package.

Yu Fei: "..."

Eat your grandma's leg.

Half a second later, Yu Fei replied, "What are you going to do?"

Don't blame Yu Fei for having no backbone, think about it from another angle, if you are Yu Fei, if the vicious and beautiful wife at home suddenly willing to wash your hands and make soup for you, your backbone is probably not much better than her , not to mention that glamorous wife is the queen of the triple crown.

The queen of the three crowns, wearing an apron in the kitchen and cooking for her with oily fumes, that scene can really reach an intracranial orgasm just thinking about it.

"Do you want Chinese food or Western food? Or Japanese food."

Yu Fei was shocked by Lin Yan's reply, "I know you can cook Western food, but can you still cook Japanese food? What Japanese food?"

Lin Yan: "Grandmaid/Yan."

At first glance, Yu Fei didn't react for a moment, and even raised her head and asked Peng Dan who was sitting next to her, "What's the daily food of Sheng Nu/Yan?"

Although Peng Dan looks like an innocent high school student, she is actually the most erotic/erotic, and she knows the most romantic things, so Yu Fei really asked the right person to ask her this question, but she didn’t What I thought was that the person who asked her this question would be Yu Fei.

It's Yu Fei...!

Although the degree of astonishment in my heart has already exploded, Peng Dan still honestly explained to Yu Fei in a simplified language what is the Holy Maiden Banquet/, as well as the origin of the Holy Maiden Banquet and what occasions it appears on, How often did Yu Fei hear about this kind of yellow waste, so the more she heard it, the more she blushed, and when she heard it, she almost opened the window and jumped out of the car.

What she thought was indeed correct, it is impossible for a bitch like Lin Yan to spit out ivory from her mouth, so why would she be so considerate as to wash vegetables and make soup for her by herself? Pooh!

Yu Fei tapped the keyboard with her mobile phone and replied angrily: "You still want to be shameless?! Have you carried the eight honors and eight disgraces of the motherland to the dog's belly! What are you flirting about in broad daylight! !!"

Lin Yan returned a smiling expression: "What you think in your heart, what you see with your eyes."

Yu Fei: "..."

Does this mean that she is turning a corner and saying that her thoughts are not pure?

Yu Fei was hurt by Lin Yanqi's heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, and was about to call Lin Yan directly until the car slammed on the brakes, causing her to almost slip from her seat to the front. A dog fell on the ground and ate shit.

"What?!!!" Yu Fei said angrily when she got up from the ground.

The driver brother was even more angry than her, and he rolled the window and cursed at the Chery QQ car that suddenly jumped out of the intersection, "Do you have eyes when you drive?! Don't you look at the red street lights! If you hit you Compensation?!"

It turned out that a car that ran a red light came out at the intersection of the next lane, so the driver stepped on the brakes suddenly.

Yu Fei also turned off the ignition and asked the driver brother, "Did you run into someone?"

"Nope," the driver brother turned to her and said, "I don't know who's driving the other side. It's probably a female driver who doesn't look at the road."

Before Yu Fei could say anything, Peng Dan, who was sitting next to him and fell to the ground, became anxious when he heard this, "Brother, what do you mean? Why do you think you are a female driver when others drive without looking at the road? It’s as if there wasn’t a male driver among those involved in traffic accidents!”

It's summer now, and the big brother driver was furious because the other car jumped out suddenly, after hearing Peng Dan's words, he undoubtedly added fuel to the fire, "I didn't say you, you are here with me." Why are you so angry?! Who doesn’t know that female drivers don’t look at the road when driving, and often use the wipers as turning lights.”

Peng Dan was also very angry: "What you said is only a very small part. Most of the female drivers are also from regular driving schools. Can you not kill a bunch of people with a stick?! Then I want to say that you male drivers like to drive fast. Nine out of ten accidents are caused by your male driver driving too fast!"

"You, you, you..." The driver brother was very angry at Peng Dan. He actually didn't follow Yu Fei from the beginning, but because last time after Yu Fei's home broke into fanatic fans, Liu Yi felt that there was no one around Yu Fei. One bodyguard was not safe, so he was transferred from another artist to serve as Yu Fei's bodyguard and driver.

"Okay!" Yu Fei frowned and said, "Is it interesting for you two to quarrel like this? Since the car didn't hit you, let's drive away quickly. The traffic behind is so long, and it's almost rush hour, so What are you waiting here for?"

"Sister Fei, it's not that I don't want to leave, it's that the car didn't move for us." Just after the driver brother finished saying this, someone knocked on the car window next to his driver's seat, and the Chery who suddenly jumped out The driver of the QQ car came down and knocked on the window of his car. He was a middle-aged man with an ordinary appearance and very inconspicuous.

"I'm really sorry, I drove a little faster and didn't pay attention to the traffic lights..." The man seemed to apologize to the driver brother very sincerely, but he didn't know why his eyes kept glancing into the car.

The driver brother only focused on accusing him, so he didn't pay much attention to his abnormalities, so the man quickly noticed Yu Fei sitting on the right rear of the driver's seat.

He asked: "That lady still has a temperament, is she a movie star?"

After hearing his question, the driver brother suddenly remembered that he was not driving his own car, but the company's car, and there was an A-list star in the car.

He hurriedly rolled up the car window, and said, "What big star, did you read it wrong? That's all, that's all. You should move the car quickly, we're leaving."

Seeing that the driver brother was about to close the window, the man stretched out his hand and stuck it on the window, and eagerly stuck his slightly greasy face on the glass covered with window film. It looks very infiltrating.

"My daughter likes you very much, can you give me an autograph?"

These words were obviously addressed to Yu Fei who was sitting in the car.

If it was changed to a celebrity with a temper, or a celebrity who likes to play big names, maybe even if he heard such words, he would directly ask the driver to take him away, and then drive away.

But Yu Fei is not.

Although she always has a bit of a fiery temper when dealing with Lin Yan, there is also a causal relationship, but if Lin Yan's mouth is not so poisonous, she doesn't have to talk to Lin Yanding every time. He choked up.

Hitting people is also tiring.

It is well known in the circle that although Little Princess Yu Fei is a bit arrogant, she has a very good temper towards fans and movie fans, and she is almost responsive to requests.

What's more, the middle-aged man also said that his daughter likes her. Although Yu Fei has met thousands of fans in the past few years since her debut, but in recent years, I don't know if it is because of her age. The younger fans are always very fond of them.

"Brother Chen, roll down the window so that the hand of the eldest brother is caught in this way." Yu Fei said.

"Yes..." After hearing Yu Fei's words, the driver brother rolled down the window.Although he did not agree with Yu Fei's words psychologically, he was not sure if this person belonged to the paparazzi.

If it was really a paparazzi, and if he didn't listen to Yu Fei's words and kept the man's hand between his hands, news might spread across Weibo tomorrow that Yu Fei was playing a big game and hurting a reporter's arm in private.

Alas, being a star is hard.

"Is it Yu Fei?!" The man immediately showed some ecstasy after seeing the car window rolled down, "Fei Fei? Can you give me an autograph?!"

After Peng Dan heard the man's shouting, goosebumps fell all over the floor, she turned her head and whispered to Yu Fei beside her, "I think it's not because his daughter likes you, but because he likes you, right?" ?”

"Shut your mouth, whether his daughter likes me or not, she is a true fan of mine. Seeing that you haven't seen the world since then, don't you know how popular I am?" Yu Fei raised her voice after saying this to Peng Dan, smiled slightly at the middle-aged man driving outside the window, and said:

"It's me, of course it's okay to sign it."