The little thief is cool

Chapter 2 The Oiran can't bear it

A group of five members of the elders walked towards the bathing pool in a row, followed by the curious red-eyed boy and the bitter and bitter Comrade Shang Xiaolu.Shang Xiaolu's heart was broken at this moment, he felt that his eyes were going to go blind, the reason came from the group of elders in front, they even lined up in a row with red, yellow, green, blue and purple hair colors! !So killer Matt!Not cool at all!Not even the three-headed body can save the colors of the rainbow! !If you worship the rainbow so much, you might as well combine two colors together (╬ ̄盘 ̄). Thankfully, the clothes of the elders don’t correspond to the hair color, but uniformly use the black color of the demon belief.

That's right, Shanglu finally knew his new race, which is a very tall demon race. After the common sense of the elders along the way, Shanglu finally had a preliminary understanding of this world. It is the gods and demons, and there are a few rare races and a large number of monsters. The gods and demons rely on plants and hunting monsters as food sources, but!Two races of gods and demons follow!Come!without!have!There has been a war! !This is simply unscientific for human (pseudo) pokeweed! !The lifespan of gods and demons is about ten thousand years (=mouth=), and the two have coexisted for nearly [-] million years, so there is no conflict of territory/food/spouse (→_→)? ! !But the reality is that even in the Ice Age, when there was an extreme lack of food a million years ago, we lived together in peace and harmony. Therefore, the species of gods and demons are simply bug-like existences. Moreover, is the main mission a scam? orz, Phytolacca When I think about how I just pretended to be cute and innocent and asked why there is no war, the strange eyes of the elders make me feel ashamed. Fortunately, my skin is thick enough and the demons themselves are cool boys who can speak and write from birth. The Xuan race did not reveal its secrets.

After the birth of the Mozu, there are two steps of bathing and naming. Because they are drilled out of the ground, they must be washed first ╮(╯▽╰)╭. The Protoss don’t have such a trouble, just take the name directly, because they It's a tree!superior!Knot!of! !Should it be said that it is indeed a magical race? Even everyone's birth method is so cool. Speaking of it, there is no need to dig mud. Shanglu still has some subtle envy in his heart, but it is also because most of the demons are warriors and the gods are famous for warlocks. In other words, it seems that only certain monsters have viviparous births, which is simply embarrassing.

The bathing pool is not far from the place of birth, which is only the distance between two hills and a forest. It sounds not close, but it is not a trivial matter for the physique of the demons. Digging in the mud is very difficult mainly because the birth place has power limitations in order to protect the unborn demons, and the devil eggs are buried very deep (┬_┬).

When I arrived at the bathing pool, Phykolaea had a deeper understanding of this magical world, Nima, it’s so beautiful! !A huge lake is inlaid in the middle of the forest. The water of the lake is as clear as jade. It is really like jade. It looks very good and very valuable. Cough, it is very warm and soft. The water surface is sparkling and delicate. The sun shines on it like gold, or pure gold!Exotic flowers and plants can be seen everywhere, with an unfamiliar look, but the whole body is full of spiritual mist, and the extravagance is overwhelming... The five hundred words of the description of the tall fairyland are omitted... It can't be more cool! !

The red-eyed boy excitedly tore off the gown sponsored by the elders, jumped into the lake with a run-up three-two-one on his short legs, and splashed a lot of water. Get wet immediately.

This brat (╬ ̄dish ̄)! !

Shanglu took off his robe depressedly, and went down the lake very calmly. They are all men anyway, so there is nothing to be shy about.

[Ding~ Start the random mission [Love's touch], the time limit is 5 minutes, players are requested to scrub the hair of the red-eyed boy within the specified time, the penalty for failure: death]

Σ(っ°Д°;)っ is just a random task, do you want to be so ruthless, it's too perverted to die!And what the hell is that "loving touch"! !

【*罒▽罒*】

Even being cute can't cover up your cruelty, mouthhu!

So Shang Xiaolu turned his head to look at the three young boys next to him. The boy felt that Shang Xiaolu's gaze was also looking up at him. His beautiful red pupils were as bright as stars. Fuzzy short black hair, lingering eyes (fog), the young man blushed... Shang Xiaolu couldn't help blushing while spurning his obscene behavior that seemed to be eating tofu, prostrating himself under the cuteness of the young man.

//The three-headed body is really lethal//

Seeing this scene of brothers and sisters attacking (?), a certain elder on the shore burst out two tubes of nosebleed, wiped it off, wiped it off, wiped it off again...

[Ding~ Congratulations to the player for completing the random task [Love's Touch], the reward point is 600, the current point is 1000, the player is really awesome *罒▽罒*】

The notification sound of the system always came so suddenly, Shang Xiaolu also came back to his senses immediately, secretly hated himself for being confused by male sex, I am really sorry for Teacher Cang (→_→), so he retracted his hand as if nothing had happened, and slapped himself After washing and cleaning, I went ashore and put on the beautiful naming dress held by the Fifth Elder. Speaking of which, the Fifth Elder is the only female elder among the five elders.Eh?Female Elder! !

//What to do when an adult woman sees her naked//

So are you really treating me like a mother? otz.

After changing their clothes, the group walked towards the stage. Because they had to walk some forest trails and stairs, the horizontal row of Rainbow Elders had to be changed into a vertical row. The red-eyed boy walked at the end very politely, walking with his head buried in shyness. Even the pointy ears are red.

Shanglu couldn't help but shed tears of sadness in his heart.

The Naming Terrace is a golden square high platform, suspended in mid-air steadily, with a staircase volleying down from the east, west, north, south, and north. The black lacquered stone with golden patterns is magnificent and magnificent, and it cannot be more cool.The group of elders led the newborn Ermo group slowly up the floating street. Shang Xiaolu simply stepped on the steps on the wobbly steps.

"Cuckoo~"

Σ(°△°|||) Where did the laughter come from? It was so weird, it was terrifying.

"This is Fukongling, a rare goblin, who has good friends with our demon ancestors, so it turned into the guardian of the Floating Sky Stage, um, they are ticklish~" The red-haired elder stroked the strange red color of the honey juice. Beard explained with a smile.

Don't install stairs if you are afraid of itchiness!What to do if you scare the devil! !Shanglu kept complaining in his heart, nodding in agreement with a very obedient look on his face, and walked up step by step honestly.

Walking up to the stage, the great elder was in the center, and the other four elders stood on the left and right of the two demon groups, kneeling in order to listen to the training. I don't know where there was a loud and clear whistle similar to a horn. The great elder gave a loud shout and began to recite the sacrificial text.

...The three hundred words of the sacrificial text are omitted below...

After reading it, the first elder began to read the time of Shanglu's birthday, and the second elder took out a very long volume of documents from somewhere, and unfolded it freely...it was really very long, and it was dragged under the stage Every time the Great Elder recited an hour, the Second Elder began to search hard on the documents. It turned out that the name of the native (literally) race like the Demon Race had already been framed. As long as it corresponds to the hour, the name can be determined. I was so busy sweating profusely that I finally found the corresponding name.

"A male demon was born at x hour, x month, x day, x year, named: Huakui—"

a bolt from the blue! ! !Is it because my ears are broken? It must be, why is there such an out-of-the-way name like Oiran? 口胡Σ(っ°Д°;)っ! !

"A male demon was born at x year x month x day x hour, named: Hana Ninja—"

The red-eyed boy, oh no, it's time to call Hana Shinobu, and he stepped forward to claim his name.

(╬ ̄盘 ̄) Why is his name so normal? Shang Xiaolu was very sad and jealous.

However, even if he is reluctant, Shang Xiaolu still has to obediently go forward to get the name, because the naming of the Mozu is very serious and serious, and it is a very complete retrieval system, which is unique. After all, people have a dictionary ╮(╯▽╰) ╭... Well, the real reason is that the red-haired Elder Shamat has been looking at him lightly (evilly) floatingly (relentlessly) floatingly (relentlessly) with a look that reads as kindly and threatening, with a look of displeasure Xie En, the leader, looked tired from all the airs of labor and management, but this slightly villainous look was still forced into arrogance by the three-headed body.

But business counselors are business counselors after all~

Along the way, Shang Xiaolu was stupefied, and made up his mind not to tell anyone else his name! !

In fact, Shang Xiaolu was overthinking. There is no such thing as an oiran in the Gods and Demons Continent. All women who are engaged in the prostitute industry are called Ji. There are grades, but the name will not change. In addition, although Ji and chicken are homophonic, this is definitely a coincidence! !

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