The little thief is cool

【叮~世界搜寻中...确定目标，确定目标...目标：神魔大陆...开始世界投放1%、2%、3%...67%...99%、100%，世界投放已完成】

[Ding~ The main task is being screened... The task is locked: fight the three-headed body - stir up a dispute between gods and demons]

After a while of dizziness, Phytophthora opened his eyes and then slowly closed them again. It must be the wrong way of opening my eyes. It must be the wrong way of opening my eyes. Open it again, "Σ(っ°Д°;)っFuck System, get out of here quickly! Labor and capital are blind! Blind!!"

[Ding~ Calm down, calm down, the player is not blind, the player is just not born yet, so there is no light. In addition, if this system has a name, the big name of this system is Hahaha, the nickname is Haha, players can call this system Xiaoha graciously]

"Sounds like a dog's name."

[Ding~ The player angered the system, deducting 100 points, current points: -100]

...It's really narrow-minded, Shanglu curled his lips, but now that he was sure that he was not blind, Shanglu began to look at the surrounding environment. The surroundings were filled with viscous unknown liquid, but he didn't feel suffocated at all. Instead, he seemed to be in the fresh air However, when he thought that he was not born yet, that is to say, this should be the mother's womb in the legend, and the amniotic fluid that wrapped him was probably rich in nutrition and... his own excrement, Phytophthora silently crossed out the "air" The four words "fresh and fresh" mean that there is very little space for him to accommodate himself. Literally, Phytophthora curled up with his hands and feet and could feel the boundaries of the world—a soft membrane, which should be his belly.

Thinking of my mission in this world, gods...devils...have to stir up disputes, Shanglu, a little otaku with short-sightedness and even a bank balance that does not exceed four figures, only feels pressure. The second spring of his life , Ah bah, don't die in your second life before taking the initiative... Phytophthora shivered, and the unknown liquid around him also "grumbled" twice.

"System, you won't let me fight alone."

[Player, you are questioning my professional level hahaha!This system is the best among the best products left after countless levels of screening. With this system, you are guaranteed to be popular and spicy, and pass all the way to the pinnacle of life! ] The system didn't bother with the title issue this time.

Shanglu felt relieved, the system is a high-tech product after all, "System, call out the plot."

[Ding~ There is no established plot in this world, players need to explore by themselves]

...It makes sense, but I'm speechless...hush!The plot is so important!Did you swallow it!But in view of the brutal behavior of deducting points for the system's disagreement, the merchant had no choice but to swallow this breath silently, "What about the introduction to the world? There should be this."

[Ding~ World System Introduction: Hiccup~]

! ! !What's with that hiccup!And that ecstasy wavy line! !Labor is going to call the police! (╮(╯▽╰)╭The police will not talk to you) (╬￣dish￣) It’s unbearable!Facts have proved that Shanglu is indeed an uncle and not an aunt, so the coward silently endured (fear) anger (fear) swallowed (strong) voice (power), and said, "So what do you have?" The tone was weak?Seven points pitiful, it is simply too miserable to see, see, and hear, those who see it are sad, and those who see it cry.

There was a burst of distorted lines on the system simulator, and there was a faint burning smell, hahaha immediately said honestly [Does the player open the personal panel]

"Turn on."

[Ding~ The player's personal panel has been opened]

The long-lost light finally shines in front of Shanglu's eyes, and the blue electronic screen unfolds:

[Personal panel (only visible to players):

Name: Shanglu

Current: Unborn baby?

Force: 0

Skills: none

Mission: [Main Line] Fight Three-Headed Body——Instigate a dispute between gods and demons 0/100%

Points: -100

Package: not opened

Mall: not activated]

So what is the use of this personal panel?Shanglu felt his irritable blue veins twitching involuntarily, suppressing the resentment in his stomach, and said, "How do you open the package and the mall?"

【$_$】!Package opening conditions: 10000 points + space debris, mall activation conditions: 100000 points, points are obtained through mission rewards, the system will detect and notify when space debris is around the player, players must work hard~~~]

...evil capitalists.

"So what am I going to do now?"

【waiting for birth】

......

So in the next few years (?) Pokeweed began to sleep-wake-sleep-......-wake-sleep-wake-wake-wake-wake... Fuck, I can't sleep anymore!Shang Lu called out the system with a confused face: "Is this pregnant with Nezha? It's been so long, even a rock should be pulled out." Could it be that the race of God and Demon Continent is special and different?Huh?Yes, Gods and Demons Continent, there must be a lot of gods and demons. When I think that the shell I reincarnated is a powerful god or a mighty and domineering demon, Shanglu can't help but feel a little flustered. Is it possible that our first generation of otaku is finally about to rise? ?

*罒▽罒*~~

[Player don't need to worry, insomnia means that the player is about to be born, boy, I am optimistic about you~]

Shanglu called up the personal panel, and sure enough, the above has become:

[Personal panel (only visible to players):

Name: Shanglu

Current: Upcoming baby?

Force: 0

Skills: none

Mission: [Main Line] Fight Three-Headed Body——Instigate a dispute between gods and demons 0/100%

Points: -100

Package: not opened

Mall: not activated]

It is said that Shang Xiaolu will finally be born in a certain place on a certain day in a certain year~

It is said that the system released a new task on that day, that year, that month, that day~

[Ding~Start the random task [Successful Birth] (literally)]

Why does birth become a task? Could it be that it will be dystocia (?) so I have nothing to do, and I can't get out by myself.

[Ding~Congratulations to the player for comprehending the essence of the task [Smooth Birth], you just need to get out by yourself (＊￣︶￣＊)】

......It seems that I heard some strange voice just now╭(╯ε╰)╮

[Players, please don't ignore the system's prompts, it's useless to ignore them hahaha] The system makes no secret of its gloating.

Soon, Shang Lu understood the true meaning of the system's words, (#°Д°) was not viviparous but oviparous! !And it was buried in the ground no matter how deep it was! ! !No wonder I always felt that the mother’s womb was too safe, and I once wondered if my mother didn’t move the Taishan race or something. It turned out that I was really overcompensating myself. Could it be that the young master went to the underworld to drink soup before he saw the light?/ (ㄒoㄒ)/~~, Shanglu couldn't help but shed tears of sadness in his heart.

[Players cheer up, this way of birth is the characteristic of this race's reproduction, everyone is born like this, players love to think about random tasks, there will be a lot of point rewards]

The translucent ghost figure that popped out of Shang Lu's mouth fluttered and fluttered. He retracted his body as soon as he heard the last sentence. At the same time, his piercing eyes suddenly turned into $_$ and hit the bgm with a gold coin . (Sure enough, they are all money fans)

At this time, the eggs covering the pokeweed had completely ruptured, and the egg liquid that had absorbed most of the nutrients became very thin, and quickly seeped into the surrounding soil, leaving only a sticky gelatinous layer on the pokeweed, saying that It seems that this race is really strange (in the eyes of the uninformed Phytophthora), it is well-developed at birth, just like a teenager, but a little...shorter?Shanglu tried to stretch his limbs, um, he had enough strength, and he should be able to support the young master to climb out. His eyes, which had not seen light for a long time, were habitually closed. Shanglu swung his limbs vigorously, and his short and powerful (?) hands and feet were busy working together. The soil softened by the egg liquid drills upwards. Fortunately, the soil itself is relatively soft, unlike some extremely hard soils on the earth that have been scorched by the scorching sun. Phytophthora said that the day when he will see the sun again is coming soon, ~(≧▽≦)/~

Twist ass.

————╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗———

I don't know how long later, in the sacred birthplace of the demon race, under the watchful eyes of all the elders, a small bag protruded from the ground under a tender little daisy.

"Come out! Come out!"

Hearing the kinship (passionate) and eager (moving) calls of his suspected kin, the exhausted Shanglu finally felt a little bit of happiness. Just as he was about to make persistent efforts to plan the soil on the top of his head, something suddenly grabbed him. The foot, Σ(°△°|||) is... what is it... something! !At this moment, countless zombies, zombies, bones, ghosts, etc. popped up in the mind of Phytophthora, and automatically generated the scariest horror movie imaginable by the imagination of Phytophthora, a [beep——] [beep—— —] Grab your own feet and [beep——] or even [beep——]... (Since this volume is not a horror novel, the vocabulary will be automatically added (#￣▽￣#)), Phytolaca suddenly understood at this moment Shang. Protagonist. Lu. The meaning of cowardice, so the elders saw that the newborn who was originally slow as if he was about to burp in the next second suddenly broke through the shackles and went straight to the sky. Meteor

All the elders: =口=

Little Daisy died miserably, no, it is now at the edge of the hole, and a small furry head popped out of the dark hole. At this time, Shang Xiaolu also fell down the same way. Due to the acceleration, his speed became faster and faster , faster and faster... Fortunately, the elders finally came to their senses, a green light flashed, successfully slowing down the speed of Shang Xiaolu's fall, and he landed safely aside.

The elders couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief.

[Ding~ Congratulations to the player for completing the random task [Successful Birth], reward points 500, currently 400 points, please continue to work hard~(≧▽≦)/~]

Shang Xiaolu's muddled mind gradually calmed down. As soon as Fang opened his eyes, he saw the culprit who had scared him so much just now (the reason was that this unknown creature lost its way before it was born and fled to Shanglu's drilling mud). Hahahaha on the route): A black-haired and red-eyed boy with three unidentified creatures who is suspected to be of the same race is shaking the mud off his body like a puppy... There are too many slots, I don’t know where to spit it out rise.

//It’s okay to have black hair and red eyes//

//It doesn't matter if you are born as a teenager//

//Obviously a young man but with three heads... this can't be counted as an asshole! !

Shang Lu looked down, and sure enough, he was also a three-headed body with a sultry shell, his body proportions were horrible, and his every move was suspected of being cute, which made him committed to becoming a domineering and sloppy cool species like Long Aotian. How embarrassing is Ma Wen's pig's feet (→_→ having such a stupid idea)! !Not to mention that he deliberately (?) threatened (?) the young master! !

"Children, congratulations on coming to this world." The NPC of the elders group took advantage of the situation to show their presence ((┬_┬) I am also very desperate, this chapter will end if I don't show my face)

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So this chapter ended willfully (→_→), so the elders still failed to show their faces hahaha.