happy rebirth

Ke Qi didn't know how to do professional sexual enlightenment, because he had never paid serious attention to news about this before traveling.When he was in adolescence, although the school distributed textbooks on physical hygiene, the teachers directly asked the students to study by themselves without giving detailed explanations at all.

Ke Qi could only follow his own understanding and felt that it was necessary to tell Xie Jinhua the basic life sciences, the physiological differences between the sexes, some common sense about hygiene, and finally emphasize how adolescents should protect themselves.In the end, he got off to a bad start!

Fortunately, Ke Qi managed to continue the topic smoothly with his ingenuity.

"In short, the tadpoles in a man's body... the puppy enters the woman's body, and only when it combines with the moon can a child be conceived. If there is no puppy or the moon, then the child cannot be born." Ke Qi concluded Say, "So, you can't grow a baby out of a gourd."

"It's not an ordinary gourd. The body of the gourd is golden, the handle is jade-colored, and there are seven leaves in total." Xie Jinhua said.

"Even if there are seven hundred leaves in the gourd, because there are no puppies and the moon in the gourd, there can be no children." Ke Qi said firmly.

Xie Jinhua was silent.

Just when Ke Qi thought he had convinced Xie Jinhua, Xie Jinhua suddenly asked: "That is to say, the birth of a newborn requires the combination of those two things in the body of a man and a woman. As long as one of them is missing, there will be no birth." The child. Is that what you mean?"

"That's right." Ke Qi said.He intuitively felt that there was a trap in Xie Jinhua's words, but Xie Jinhua was indeed right.

"So, how did the world's first man and first woman come about?" Xie Jinhua asked.

Good question!This is the same as which came first, the chicken or the egg. If the first pair of man and woman in the world were also produced after the union of the dog and the moon, how did the dog and the moon come about?Before there were no men, where did the puppies come from; before there were no women, where did the moon come from.

And if the first pair of man and woman were born through other methods, then it is not absolute to say that the dog cub and the moon can combine to give birth to a child.

What is shining so brightly in the darkness?Those were tears from the corners of Ke Qi's eyes!He had to admit that the second-year middle school boys were not scary, but they were educated!Without knowing Darwin's theory of evolution, Xie Jinhua's logic at this time is simply impeccable.

To defeat Xie Jinhua's logic, Ke Qi had to tell him about the origin of life, and told him that humans evolved from monkeys.

But can Ke Qi say that?he can not.Even if he really said it, no one would believe it!

"Pangu opened up the world, and Nuwa created people from the earth." Xie Jinhua always believed that his point of view was correct, and unhurriedly refuted Ke Qi's words, "The immortal family has thousands of methods. So it is not difficult to understand that there are gourds giving birth today, and they are all methods of the fairy family. Although you have never seen this... But it does not mean that it does not exist. It is still the same sentence, sincerity leads to spirit. Ke Di, you It lacks a little imagination."

If this topic continues, it will enter the scope of philosophy, what is conclusive and inconclusive.

Ke Qi was speechless.

If it is said that gourds and humans are not the same species at all, then it is even more inconceivable that the soil turned into humans.

If Ke Qi continued to debate with Xie Jinhua, he might not be able to convince Xie Jinhua, but the two of them definitely didn't need to sleep tonight.So Ke Qi had no choice but to put this topic aside.However, before shelving the topic, he chose to struggle one last time and asked, "Brother Xie, if I told you that human beings were gradually transformed from monkeys over hundreds of thousands of years..." He couldn't even say The word "evolution" came out.

"..." Xie Jinhua felt that Ke Qi was really...childish.Because only children would believe such nonsense!

Xie Jinhua couldn't bear it anymore and half sat up in the dark, putting his hands on Ke Qi's chest so that he could face Ke Qi face to face.Seeing that all the heat from the quilt had escaped, Ke Qi quickly pulled Xie Jinhua into the quilt again, and said, "Brother Xie, lie down and talk. Don't freeze."

Xie Jinhua thought for a while and said: "If monkeys can really become humans, it must be using the methods of the immortal family. You believe in this, but you don't believe that gourds can have children? This is a kind of prejudice. And I have never I have seen a monkey transform into a human, so can I use this to refute you?"

"This kind of change must be carried out under specific circumstances. It is a general trend. Now that stage has passed." Ke Qi said.

Darwin's coffin is about to be overwhelmed!Empress Nuwa, don't make trouble!

"The birth of a gourd will only appear under certain circumstances. It must be a gourd found by the divine bird from the sky. The gourd itself is also very different from the gourds in the mortal world." Xie Jinhua followed Ke Qi's words and said, "Brother Ke, You believe in one, but not in the other, which is really narrow."

Ke Qi struggled and said: "The transformation of monkeys into humans is a natural evolution process. Over a long period of time, the monkeys gradually changed from generation to generation...well, I know what you want to refute. It’s gone. Needless to say, let’s just skip this topic.” He knew that there was no market for the theory of evolution at this time, so he didn’t intend to explain it to Xie Jinhua in such detail.How did the topic get to this point?

Xie Jinhua did have a lot to say.He is smart.Smart people are always harder to convince.If he doesn't believe in a point of view, then he can find reasons to refute it no matter what.However, seeing that Ke Qi wanted to avoid this topic, Xie Jinhua swallowed all those words back.

What a child, if you can't say it, you are in a hurry, and if you can't beat it, you run away.Xie Jinhua thought so.

Ke Qi tried very hard to bring the topic back to sexual enlightenment, let go of the gourd and have children, and the correct understanding of "sex" should be the focus of enlightenment.So he stumbled and explained to Xie Jinhua what the wet dream was, and emphasized that it is not advisable to have sex too early. Even if there are changes in the body, he must restrain himself, and he has to endure it until later. aspects of experience.

However, what Ke Qi said was exactly what Xie Jinhua already knew. After all, there has always been a saying in medical books that "the fullness of the essence will overflow".Moreover, regardless of the age at which the ancients got married very early, it is true that some Chinese medicine books also emphasize that premature sex life is harmful to the body.

Ke Qi thought he was popularizing Xie Jinhua's science, but Xie Jinhua felt that he was helping Ke Qi check his homework.Well, Ke Di was right on this point; well, Ke Di was right on that point too.Not bad, not bad, there was no Bai Mo in the few medical books back then, and Ke Di read them carefully.

"When he has a sex life in the future, he should know that it is impossible for a gourd to give birth to a child." Ke Qi thought so.

Coincidentally, Xie Jinhua thought the same way: "In the future, if he sees a lot, he will know that monkeys can't become human."

In this way, the two happily reached a consensus with each other unilaterally.

It was already dark.Ke Qi yawned and said, "If brother Xie wants to have a child...then, you have to respect the child's mother. Fortunately, I am not a woman. Even if we divorce, my life will still be the same. So, I'd better give the place back to your child's mother."

Even though he knew that their marriage had been recognized by the Xie family, and the Xie family had no intention of asking them to reconcile, Ke Qi still had other worries in his heart.If Xie Jinhua really has a woman and a child in the future, will he continue to stay in Xie's residence?That must not work!

As far as Ke Qi is concerned, he actually doesn't care whether he is inseparable or not.As a person who was considered sexually frivolous before time travel, as long as he can get along happily with Xie Jinhua, a good brother, Ke Qi doesn't mind not having sex, anyway, he can masturbate with his left and right hands for the rest of his life.

Therefore, Ke Qi feels that the right to choose is not with him.

However, Xie Jinhua also didn't feel that the choice was his.In terms of sex at this time, although he knows a lot in theory, he actually has no experience at all.So when he considered the problem, he never put "sex" as the key point.He always believed that he survived because of Ke Qi's joy, so he was willing to live with Ke Qi for the rest of his life.Of course, if Ke Qi is unwilling and Ke Qi has other ideas, he will unconditionally support them.

So, when he heard Ke Qi say this, Xie Jinhua didn't feel that Ke Qi was thinking for himself, but instead felt that Ke Qi was implying that he would leave one day.Xie Jinhua felt a little uncomfortable.Obviously he has worked hard to treat Ke Qi well, but Ke Qi still has to leave.

A few months ago, Xie Jinhua remembered that he and Ke Qi had reached a consensus on the issue of reconciliation. At that time, he didn't mind that Ke Qi would leave.Because he felt that even if they divorced, they would still be close friends for life.But why do you suddenly feel uncomfortable now?

"I taught him so much, I silently showed him medical books, but he used what I taught to coax others, alas." Xie Jinhua sighed.

"Today I have worked so hard to establish a correct concept for Jin Huahua, and I don't know who will get the better of it in the end." Ke Qi sighed in his heart.

Damn, when I think that the cabbage that I have worked so hard to grow will be crushed by a pig from another family, it is difficult to calm down.Can't cabbage always grow in your own garden?Ha ha, the fence must be tied more densely!Domestic pigs and wild boars are not allowed to enter the garden!