happy rebirth

Xie San tried his best to wink at his second brother, Xie Er asked worriedly: "What's wrong, your eyelids are cramp?"

"Second brother, can you think of something better? My eyes are fine!" Xie San said something disgusting, and leaned into Xie Er's ear, and continued to whisper, "Learn, second brother We all need to learn from Ke Di, that's how you coax your daughter-in-law, you know?"

"You can't learn it. It depends on your talent." Xie Er said with a smile.

Knowing the news that his daughter-in-law was pregnant, Xie Er couldn't stay any longer, and eagerly wanted to go back to Xie's mansion.And since Xie Er wanted to leave, then Xie Da and Xie San also followed him in the same carriage and left.They set off at this point, and they would be able to return to Xie Mansion before noon.

Wencaoyuan is at the foot of Honglin Mountain, and the road from Honglin Mountain to the capital city has been specially repaired, and the carriage is very stable when walking on it.Xie Da was thinking about things quietly.Seeing that the elder brother was silent, Xie Er and Xie San naturally did not speak, lest it would affect the elder brother's thinking.At least Xie Er could think about his wife and the upcoming child to pass the time, but Xie San was very bored, thinking about things, his buttocks were writhing like they were on fire.

There is a stove on the carriage, so you can boil water to make tea.Both the teapot and teacups are specially made, and can be firmly fixed on the saucer by means of magnets.

Xie Da didn't know what he was thinking about, maybe he had something in his heart, he relaxed a little, he reached for a cup of tea, and was about to bring it to his mouth, when Xie San suddenly yelled.If it wasn't for Xie Daxin's steady hands, he would have poured all of his cup of tea on his clothes.

In the matter of dying, Xie San is obviously not a critically ill patient, he is a terminally ill patient.

Xie Sanyi patted his head and said, "I suddenly remembered... He obviously gave the fourth brother some good things before, so he should know something about it?"

Xie San once got Xie Jinhua a picture of the Spring Palace of Longyang, which was copied by a master from the previous dynasty.Oh, Xie Jinhua later found out by accident that this imitator happened to be Ye Zhengping.However, although he knew this, he never said it in front of Ye Zhengping.

"What good thing?" Xie Er was a little confused.

"It's that one...that one...the brochure at the bottom of the box." Xie San winked at Xie Er.

Ah.

Someone in the carriage seemed to sneer.

Xie Er looked at Xie San sympathetically.Xie San has this kind of ability, every time he does something bad, he will take the initiative to confess and send himself to his elder brother.However, sending erotic pictures to a younger brother who is already married can't be considered a bad thing, can it?Brother will understand, right?

After seeing off the three elder brothers, Wencao Garden became quiet again.

It gets dark quickly in winter, and Xie Jinhua always feels that night is coming again after he hasn't done anything all day.Now the entire Wencao Garden is owned by Xie Jinhua, so he simply moved his sleeping place to the warm pavilion, and moved back when the spring warmed up.There is underfloor heating in the warm pavilion, and the temperature in the room is not that cold.But Li Yang still dutifully made the bed, and warmed the quilt with a special small hand stove.

Last night was Li Sangshou's night, so tonight it will be Li Yang's turn.

Both Xie Jinhua and Ke Qi don't like to treat servants harshly. Although Xie Jinhua is used to someone keeping watch at night, he won't really ask them to sit and watch all night.If Li Sang is on duty, the masters sleep in the inner room, and Li Sang can sleep on the small bed in the outer room.But if Li Yang was on duty, he didn't know why he didn't want to go outside, and Xie Jinhua also indulged him, so the masters slept on the bed, and Li Yang slept on the footboard of the bed.

Ke Qi always felt weird.Isn't it a little too inhumane for people to sleep under the bed?

Considering that he has something to do tonight, Ke Qi said to Li Yang: "It's cold in winter, go back to your room and sleep, you don't have to be on duty these few days."

"How can this work?" Li Yang seemed a little panicked.He didn't really intend to refute Ke Qi's words, but he was worried that his masters would be thirsty at night and needed to be taken care of, and it was his duty to take care of them, so this loyal servant didn't want to take a rest and said, "I don't want to take care of them." tired."

"You can go rest at ease. When we were in the academy, we did a lot of things by ourselves, didn't we come here?" Ke Qi patted Li Yang's shoulder, "It's getting colder these days, you go to sleep seriously Once you wake up, don't get sick because of a little thing. Otherwise, you can sleep outside."

The expression on Li Yang's face seemed a little distorted, as if Ke Qi had said something that was unbearable for him.

Can I sleep outside?The bed foots are very good!Don't discriminate against pedals!

While talking, Xie Jinhua, who was inseparable from Ah Huang in the outer room, was slapped on the face by the unbearable Ah Huang, and then drifted into the inner room contentedly.He just listened to the tail, and said to Li Yang: "Now I can sleep through the night until dawn, you go to rest."

As Xie Jinhua's body became healthier, his sleep quality became better and better.

Now that Xie Jinhua said so, Li Yang couldn't hold on any longer, and left after making the bed.When returning to his own room, the more Li Yang thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong. He looked up at the starless night sky, sighed a long time, and murmured: "Masters are going to grow up!"

If it wasn't for the fact that Master Ke was still keeping his filial piety, it is estimated that in the future, water for washing the body would need to be prepared frequently at night, and the bed sheets would need to be changed frequently.

Li Yang nodded in relief.

A gust of cold wind blew by, making a loud noise.

Li Yang's complexion changed, and he quickened his pace and ran towards his house, as if he was being chased by something and fled.

There are always two quilts on the bed at home, so that Ke Qi and Xie Jinhua can sleep on their own.At this time, Ke Qi casually folded a quilt twice, and carried it to the end of the bed, leaving only one quilt on the bed.He looked at Xie Jinhua and said, "Let's sleep together tonight, brothers!"

They are used to sleeping together in the academy, so Xie Jinhua naturally has no objection.

Ke Qi remembered what happened during the day, and felt that it was necessary to give Xie Jinhua some proper physiological science popularization.In fact, Ke Qi had thought about this a few months ago, but in the end he really didn't know how to speak and ended without a problem.However, physiological science popularization is indeed very necessary.

The two got into bed together, arms against arms.

For Xie Jinhua, it is very comfortable to sleep with Ke Qi in his arms in winter, because Ke Qi has strong firepower and is always warm.It would be even better if Ke Qi could be like Ah Huang, with soft fur all over his body and a tail to play with.Xie Jinhua thought rather regretfully.

Ke Qi was also used to being hugged by Xie Jinhua.He hugged his, and I slept in mine. Using Xie Jinhua as a pillow would no longer affect his sleep.

Ke Qi cheered himself up for a while, and said, "Let me tell you how the baby came about?" At this time, technology was underdeveloped, and people couldn't explain many natural phenomena, so they pushed everything to the gods and Buddhas. on the head.Many people believe that there are thunder gods and lightning mothers, that there is a Jade Emperor in the sky, and that eating the flat peaches from the queen mother will cure all diseases... No wonder Xie Jinhua believes in the saying that the god bird gives gourds and gourds bear children.

Xie Jinhua didn't know what Ke Qi was going to say, so he responded obediently: "Go ahead."

"There is one thing in a man's body, we can call it a tadpole. There is another thing in a woman's body. When a man and a woman combine, the tadpoles run into the woman's body..." Ke Qi put some in The concepts that should not appear in this era have been blurred.

Xie Jinhua felt a little disgusted. As a god of learning, it was rare for him to miss the point. He said in horror: "Tadpoles? What are you talking about?! There are tadpoles in our bodies?!" Is this how the tadpoles in the pond came from?They actually choose to conceive and mature in a man's body?

its not right!

How can people have a relationship with tadpoles?

Xie Jinhua felt that it was necessary for him to correct Ke Qi's utterly wrong point of view.

"That's a metaphor! That kind of thing is made of essence, of course it can't be a real tadpole, it's just..." It looks like a tadpole under a microscope, but the second half of the sentence can't be said!Ke Qi said: "In short, what it is called is not important, what is important is how it plays a role."

It's a metaphor, Xie Jinhua breathed a sigh of relief.

"Why doesn't it matter what it's called? Brother Ke, why did you think of using tadpoles as a metaphor?" Xie Jinhua felt that Ke Qi was really weird in this matter, "That's a toad... don't you want to Being like a toad? No, no, this analogy makes people feel uncomfortable."

Ke Qi could see that Xie Jinhua really hated this metaphor.It's not Xie Jinhua's fault. He doesn't know the shape of sperm, so he naturally thinks about it elsewhere. Of course, this association will make him feel sick.Ke Qi stands on the shoulders of a technological giant, and he will inevitably feel as lonely as snow.

"That's fine, then let's change the term." Ke Qi no longer insisted.

Xie Jinhua persuaded earnestly: "If you really want to use animals as a metaphor, you can use kittens. Aren't cats much cuter than toads? There are a group of kittens in a man's body, and then what?" He He completely listened to what Ke Qi said just now as a story.

Ke Qi: "..." If the sperm looks like a kitten, he will go for the ligation immediately without saying a word!

In the darkness, Ke Qi sighed deeply, and suddenly felt that he had a long way to go.

"Why does it have to be a cat? I think a dog is better." Ke Qi couldn't help retorting, but that wasn't what he wanted to say at all.Who am I, where am I, what am I talking about, why can't I control myself.However, the little milk dog is really cute!

"Heh." Xie Jinhua deliberately imitated Xie Da's appearance and sneered.

Ke Qi's mind turned quickly: "Hey, it's really a better metaphor! The essence of a man turns into a dog, and the blood of a woman turns into the moon. When the dog eats the moon, the two become One body, the woman is pregnant. The pregnancy is ripe in October, and the child comes."

If it’s a pup, when asking for a relationship, it becomes——

I have hundreds of millions of ancestral puppies that can't be restrained and are about to rush out of my body. I want to give it to you, will you?