Archmage Daily Research Report

My name is Songwu Angela, and we druids put our surname first, so that every time we declare our home, the simple housewife behind the door will know that we can milk her cows That gang is gone.

So the second century-old problem I encountered after we married Renault—what is the last name of our child?

If the child's surname is Song Wu, then the simple peasant woman behind the door may regard it as a druid who comes to milk the cows-the question is what if the child grows up to be a druid?Look at the genes of the Dragon Royal Family can give birth to a yellow hand... I mean a mage, and I can't guarantee that my child will inherit my rank.

"Even if you don't have a class, it doesn't matter to be an ordinary person." Renault leaned on the recliner, stroking his round belly, feeling very satisfied, "Anyway, technology is advancing so fast now, and it's not like he doesn't know how to fireball. The legendary era where the fire was exhausting."

Well, you're right... As long as our boys don't apprentice in the towers of West Springs, there will be no such thing as starting a fire with fireballs.

"Ah~~~" Renault said, screaming, I was so scared that I hurriedly hugged his stomach, but he blushed and said to me, "Ah, the child kicked me."

...Kick it, don't scream like you want...something, okay!

The due date is getting closer, but Lei Nuo still went to work on time with his wobbly belly, which made me frown frequently. Although I can feel that the life conditions of the child and Lei Nuo are very stable... But that doesn't mean it's not hard work !Besides, every time I see Lei Nuo struggling to walk with his back supported, his face flushed and sweating profusely panting from time to time, I... all...

……

...wanted to fuck him so much.

I am grateful for the will of nature, and for the power given to me by the wilderness. Anyway, as a qualified druid, I have countless natural transformations to complete this task, whether it is turning into a male animal or temporarily changing the sex of my external genitalia. A piece of cake.

We are completely different from the kind of transfiguration that can only be seen but not used by the mage-the last time I went to Siplins' house, I saw him and Mephisto were turning into two girls trying on skirts, but unfortunately, they are no longer How lifelike, when it's time to go to the bathroom, you can only go to the men's bathroom.

The fact that the speaker of the magic parliament was pregnant... was unexpectedly welcomed by the public, and the approval rate soared. Many people even petitioned to let him be the next prime minister.Netizens now call him "Kiss Baby Xiaogongju Speaker"... To be honest, I have never called Renault "Kiss Baby" such a disgusting name, and sure enough, as soon as he got on the Internet, some people started to be lawless and angry. Deleno asked Nova Shield to arrest the first person who called him that, but when he was arrested, he found...

It's Anna.

So Anna worked undisturbed in my prison cell for a month, and we were all very satisfied.

Anna planned to finish writing the story of her two teachers, so she started to write about me and Renault. I am not an old-fashioned old man like Siplins. I am happy to read the fanfiction of me and Renault on the Internet, but most of them are because the author does not know enough. We didn't write very emotionally. If Anna wrote it, I'm sure it would be a great hit.

Anna also asked me: "Would you mind telling me about the academic research you did at home?"

This question... I don't think I need to go into too much detail. I just need to hint to Anna that I have been a gold medal queen for five years in one of the most luxurious clubs in the capital, and she will understand everything.

However, in the spirit of rigor and professionalism, she continued to interview me as the prototype of the character. She also asked me: "Then, is there any help for the druid's supernatural spells when you conduct research at night?"

"Of course." I replied, "As a Druid who is closest to nature, I know all kinds of animals very well, and those precious unpopular knowledge are always of great use. For example, I know the specific state of bear genitals and the duration of mating; Snakes have two reproductive organs, oh yes, if you don’t understand this seemingly useless knowledge, you will not be able to truly respond to nature, because if you become a snake with only one reproductive organ, Then you are a fake, and the will of nature will not favor you!"

When we said this, Siprince was standing outside the cell with Rudo, because Siprince hoped to use Anna as a negative example to give Rudo a profound ideological education, and he wanted Rudo to see See how inquisitive Ana has become after the rigors of the prison... well... but I think that out of the four of us, only Cyprins didn't get what we were saying.

Natural will favors, he better not understand.

His family, Rui Duo, recently officially rejected the proposal to become the Great Priest of Siyue, and on the same day, the Shadow Moon Temple encountered the darkest day in history. Well, to be honest, the whole world would not believe it.

——They were severely beaten by His Excellency Helena, the priest of Siyue in 6000, and His apprentice Siprins, and they lay in the hospital together for a month.

The media believed that the Shadowmoon Temple had been stalking many times, either to poach Siprince or his apprentices. As a result, the good-tempered black mage finally couldn't bear it anymore and took action to teach them a lesson. , but hundreds of people in the Shadow Moon Temple were beaten up by a mage, and it was ugly to say it, so they made up nonsense that the soul of the priest Siyue 6000 years ago passed through... Anyway, no one believes it on the Internet, and neither does the media. , the Temple of Light couldn’t believe it, the priest of Shadow Moon cried so much that he almost fainted——

Natural will above, they really did not lie.

Your Excellency Helena has no soul time travel, because judging from the peak of manpower, it is not impossible to tear apart the star world to reach another time and space, but it is uncontrollable, so it is purely impossible to arrive at a certain time and space at a precise point in time. The legend of the bard, the truth is, it was only the echoes of Helena's memory left in the notes that beat up the entire Shadowmoon Temple priests.

Well, it's really scary. The great priest in the legendary era can blow up the shadow moon temple with a ray of memory echo. Although Helena is the strongest black mage recorded in history, the gap is also frighteningly large. It is called the darkest day of the contemporary Shadowmoon Temple.

The reason is that the Shadow Moon Temple ordered a large number of goods in Rui Duo's store, because many of them are spell-like services that need to be operated by the caster on the spot. Rui Duo decided to come to the door, and was caught up by Xiprins in the middle of the walk. The sex toy store was exposed. Simplins was so angry that he went to the Shadow Moon Temple to vent his anger.Anyway, I don't know if Yingyue really made an order, or if she was just trying to trick Rui Duo.

As soon as Xiprins arrived in Shadow Moon, he beat up the current priest Siyue, saying that she was shameless and robbed other people's apprentices.

Of course the priestess couldn't beat Siprins, but she wasn't angry either. She took out some ancient books and said, I'll change your apprentice with you. There was a missing page in that notebook, so I guess he snatched it back on the spot, and the notebook was repaired directly, which is too bad—this spell notebook records the lifelong learning of Siyue High Priest Helena, and It has been carried by him personally for a long time, so naturally there is a memory echo left in the book.

As soon as Helena in the book showed up, he started beating people without saying a word, throwing the forbidden curse like money, and beating ghosts and wolves in the Shadow Moon Temple. Before he disappeared, the current high priest lying half dead on the ground struggled to ask The voices of all the priests came out: "Why are you beating us!!!"

Helena, who was in a slightly better mood, said: "I told my students before that our Shadow Moon Temple wouldn't come begging you, but you bastards turned around and hit me in the face, and wanted to dig The corner of my student?"

The miserable priests all over the place pretended to be dead, looked up at the sky, and screamed even harder.

Helena was floating in the air, looking at the priests imposingly, and then said with distaste: "The shape of each bone is not standard, and it looks like it has been bowing its head for a long time... A bunch of mages, what are you doing with your head bowed in the same posture all day long?"

"Playing with mobile phones." Siprince said coolly, "Addicted to electronic products."

As a result, the electronic products in the entire Shadow Moon Temple exploded.

When Siplins said this, Renault nodded with sympathy and said, "You are really destined to be mentors and apprentices, and you all have the same hobby of blowing up mobile phones."

Then the priests of the contemporary Shadow Moon Temple were fortunate enough to enjoy the superb bone setting skills of the great priest Helena himself. When the ambulance arrived, they basically rolled their eyes and foamed at the mouth, plus twitching limbs, crying and screaming Intertwined.

Siplins apologized to them afterwards: "I'm sorry, the skeletons my teacher handled were all dead people, so he doesn't care much about your feelings."

Priestess drew it straight away.

In short, after being beaten and hospitalized, Siprins sent his banshee group to temporarily take care of Shadow Moon's affairs, and this month of hospitalization was the last good time for these priests. They all joined the ranks of the students of the "Siplines Magic Tutorial School", and even made a table to take turns to be apprentices in the Mage Tower. From then on, they began a painful tutoring career.

Tsk tsk, Siplins is really...

"Uh... ah ah——it hurts——"

Renault's face turned pale suddenly, which made me jump up in fright, and Siprince, who was telling me a story, also jumped up, but he reacted faster than me, and he yelled: "Renault is going to give birth!"

Birth?

to give birth?

I immediately yelled, turned into a giant bear and picked up Renault and ran. He was hugging his belly, his face was pale, and he kept calling my name——Oh my god, natural will, I, I, I want to be a mother up!

"...Ms. Crow! There is a problem—how should Raynor give birth to a child?" Siplins shouted from a distance behind me.

Oh yes, where did Raynor have the baby?

We hurriedly pushed Lei Nuo into the delivery room, but the obstetrics and gynecology doctors looked at each other in blank dismay, and the reporters surrounded the hospital in a panic.After a while, a huge white dragon appeared from the sky. The snow peak of the white dragon carried Goliath, Lusien, Lorraine, Alessia and our old friends. Outside Renault's ward, listening to him screaming inside.

Xuefeng looked at the ward enviously, and touched Goliath's belly, while Alessia patted her chest and said to me: "Why are you screaming so badly? Didn't I walk into your interrogation room by mistake? Look at this Son, I have to let my husband give birth in the future."

Uh... Alessia, you're already a federal marshal, so you're still afraid of pain?

A moment later, Mephisto Tear Space appeared in front of us, he comforted me: "It's okay, didn't you strictly implement the modification on my drawing? I have a design to connect the opening of the uterus to the rectum. When the time comes, the channel will open."

Oh... Xiprins and I are relieved, Mephisto is really good at doing this kind of research for daily use, better than me, a druid, although I cast it according to Mephisto's blueprint spells, but I really don't know much about the role of the part of the artificial organs we have spawned.

As expected of an archmage, he has a particularly good imagination.

He calmly directed the doctors and nurses, and arranged for me to enter the ward to accompany the delivery, and then the whole process... was safe and smooth, but I can't describe it in detail, because at that time Renault looked...

too!beautiful!taste!up!

That weak and pale handsome face, that body trembling with pain... Oh, stop, I can't think about it anymore, although I can transform into a beast, I cannot transform into a beast!I must stop remembering immediately, or I will not be able to restrain myself!

Renault opened his eyes and his lips trembled. I wiped his cold sweat guiltily, and he asked me, "Where's the child?"

I said, "They took it away and washed it."

"Male and female, are you healthy?"

"Oh... I didn't look at it." I said, helping Renault clean up the dirt on his body, and when I was doing this, Renault stared at me, his eyes were bloodshot, I had no choice but to say, " Alas, the child won't run away, there are so many people out there waiting to be godfathers and godmothers, of course I'll see you first!"

Renault closed his eyes weakly and ignored me.

That's when I heard all kinds of screams coming from outside: "Wow! Cute and cute!"

"Why is she wrinkled?"

"You are stupid, you are born like this! You dark elves are also wrinkled when you are born!"

"Humans don't lay eggs..."

"It's just a child!"

"Oh, it's a girl..."

"Pervert get your dirty hands away, don't touch me as a daughter!"

"Hey, everyone is dead, why do you call me a pervert?"

"Can you dead people get out of the way, let the living come first!"

I couldn't help shaking my head and couldn't help laughing.

And, Siprince's voice was particularly obvious, he said: "Mel, where is the painkiller I prepared? Why didn't you bring it?"

"...Whoever lets that scumbag play with your feelings, don't let him use them!"

"Mel! You're messing around again!!!"

……

I……

Hahahahahahaha... Renault showed me a tearless expression, and me... well, Mephisto did a good job, Renault looks better without painkillers!

"Okay, you go to bed first, don't look at it, there are too many people outside, not to mention Lu Sien and the others, even those banshees from the Siplins family have come to join in the fun, so don't worry about seeing your daughter, we will have a long time .”

Yes, the good days are long.