Archmage Daily Research Report

My name is Songwu Angela, and we druids put our surname first, so that every time we declare our home, the simple housewife behind the door will know that we can milk her cows That gang is gone.

But then there is a problem - what should Renault be called after marrying me?

According to tradition, Renault can be called Renault Matsugiri, but the problem is that our druid's first and last name are in a special format, so in this way he should be called Matsugiri Renault, but Renault protested——

"That's horrible! And you have to know that there are more ordinary people in this world who are addicted to their mobile phones every day than the simple peasant women whose cows need to be milked and delivered! Do I have to be ignorant when I go out to give a speech Public self-introduction: Hello everyone, I am the chairman of the Magic Council, Matsugiri Reynolds—the public will think that I have changed my name to Matsugiri!"

He glared at me—well, kinda cute.

This problem has always been the biggest worry in our married life, and finally Siplines solved my confusion.

When I went to find him, he was on the top of the tower, mending a torn banshee, and Siprince answered me while threading the needle: "Why do you have to change the name? It's very strange. Neither me nor Mel want to use it." The other party's last name, because we are happy with our last name."

A Shadow Moon priest who was drinking tea next to him received it smoothly: "If you want, you can change your surname to Shadow Moon."

And Siprince replied calmly and habitually: "No, thank you, but no."

As I said that, I saw him put a pair of marinated shiny lungs into Miss Banshee's open ribs. The Miss Banshee, who was shopping for discounted seasonal products in the online mall, looked down at her lungs, and said to her. Xiprins acted like a baby: "Master~~~ You promised to dye me pink last time!"

Siprins replied seriously: "Pink internal organs will reduce your terror as an undead creature, and it is easy to mislead new apprentices. New apprentices who are not familiar with the human body and undead knowledge will think that the lungs of the dead are pink. , that would be bad, because only some specific causes of death can cause the lungs to turn pink, which is extremely rare.” He paused, and added: “Also, your abnormal aesthetic will spoil the young and new Apprentice."

I can't help but roll my eyes, because I think dead people with pink lungs are scarier, and seriously, Cyprinces, your new apprentice won't be "taken" bad, because… …

I looked at the elf Ruiduo who was obediently endorsing the book in the corner, forget it, I'd better not say anything.

But to be honest, Siplins, why are the priests of Shadow Moon running into your tower twice in three days, crying and wanting to appoint your elf to be the next priest of Siyue, do you really have no idea? ?

——No wonder Renault can scum you for more than five years, your emotional intelligence is really...

cough cough...

As far as I know, in recent years, Siplins has gained a lot of new titles, and each one of them is like a thunderbolt. People will never call him the original title of Flame of Rage. Now everyone generally calls him... Uh, "Death Invigilator", "Furious Minister of Education", "The Failing Master" and "Graduate Killer".

Uh... Seriously, several senior students in the druid department of Reina Yarra College are about to turn into mourners... This is the first time I have seen a druid who was forced to become a mourner by the reform of the Minister of Education Fortunately, I am studying magic in a sect, and I have not experienced the terrifying education reform of Siprince, but I heard that the elders of the sect went to the academy to investigate and found that the level of magic education after the reform is indeed high. The denomination also promotes...

I really sympathize with my brothers and sisters!I was so scared that I quickly rubbed two handfuls of Renault to reduce the pressure.

Compared with the past few years, Mephisto is really popular. He took the research institute and improved a new type of magic airship. It only takes three hours to fly from the southern part of the Federation to the northernmost checkpoint, which is frighteningly fast. It is said that I A druid brother who is famous for his high-speed flight sat on it once, and he was so scared that he cried and howled for three days. After that, he trembled when he mentioned the airship... Although I saw that the ordinary people coming and going to and from the airship station were all happy and happy...

But after seeing my senior brother's reaction, I'm still worried, so I don't plan to let Renault ride on that thing.

So Renault yelled at me: "Then you let me run to the Milky Way Fortress to give a speech?"

"Don't get excited, don't get excited, I can turn into a giant eagle and take you there." I stroked his hair.

Well, let me tell you, you shouldn't be running around the world giving speeches when you're pregnant!

But Lei Nuo said to himself: "I was carried on your back, what will the five-star old man think of me then?"

Hmm... Lei Nuo, how did you learn to call him a five-star old man?You have to know that you are not political enemies now, you two are partners now, five-star... Uh bah, Doug’s prime minister really depends on his cuteness, fortunately the ministers and speaker he elected are very reliable, otherwise he would rely on his three days Stupid talking nonsense at both ends... Well, every time Doug speaks nonsense in a public speech, Siplines will turn him into a slime in public, thanks to Siplines, Doug was re-elected successfully, netizens It is generally said that Prime Minister Slime is very close to the people, and everyone loves him.

However, Renault and Doug have developed a habit of fighting each other. When Renault was just a month pregnant, Doug personally brought a plate of cake to his office to celebrate, but because of his cheap mouth, Renault was so angry that he smashed the cake. It's on his face... Of course, I also admit that Renault, who is pregnant with a baby, is particularly agitated.

I touched his belly helplessly, Renault sat on the sofa angrily, knocked off my hand, and threw out the speech. The pregnancy obviously caused him to be irritable-fortunately, I was very prescient and didn’t conceive myself, otherwise a The outburst druid mourns the dead... I'm afraid I will advance to a violent druid and blow up the capital... and the grumpy Renault scares a few little secretaries into tears at most, and now everyone knows that Renault is pregnant , will let him, and the little secretary will not cry for a while, so it will not cause any trouble at all.

"Don't be angry, it's not good for the child." I said.

"Child! You know it's not good for children!" Unexpectedly, Lei Nuo screamed and became completely angry. He tugged on my sleeve, blushing with excitement, and then asked me loudly, "Are you... You only love children! You no longer have me in your eyes!"

Hey?

This is absolutely slander!

Even if you're pregnant, you can't slander me like this!

Before I had time to say anything, Renault turned his head away, his neck was stuck, and his voice trembled. He then "accused" me: "In the past two months, you have been sitting far away from me, and you can only sleep at night. If you are willing to touch my belly, I think you only see my belly! In this case, you might as well pay someone to give birth to your child..."

…so, even men, do they get clouded by endocrine disturbances when they’re pregnant?This is a new achievement, I will record it and send it to Siprins later.

Simplings was quick to answer me: "Oh, maybe you haven't fucked him because you've been worried about his body these past few months... wait, Molly, did I tell you not to be casual? Just say such a vulgar word?"

I rubbed my forehead, and Siplins was really repeating Jasmine's answer without thinking, so I'm also in a daze?I should have known that this kind of emotional problem can't be found at Sipprince. He relies on a reliable Jasmine to back him up. If Jasmine hadn't secretly given Renault the potion of truth, Sipprince would never have found Renault. Let's have fun!

So I asked Jasmine directly: "Then what can I do to make him feel better?"

Jasmine and Anna got together and chatted over each other, and they told me: "Because pregnancy will cause a relatively heavy physical load, and Chairman Renault is busy with government affairs, and there is also a lot of work pressure, oh yes, it hasn't happened again recently. Is it the time for the magic summit, so his recent mood must be more agitated and irritable, and more willful... This is a normal reaction, you must not anger him; and you are a druid, you should He is very sensitive to the breath of life, so don't be afraid of breaking it, just be careful when you fuck him, yes, because you haven't fucked him lately, of course he will think you don't love him!"

"Jasmine, Anna! Pay attention to your words!" I heard Mephisto and Siprins angrily shouting in unison from a distance.

But I've got the answer I want, it's because I haven't slept with him for a while... um... If it's the same frequency as when he wasn't pregnant, then I am really too cold to him...

So, are all mages so sensitive?I'm just afraid that he will be overwhelmed by being fucked with a big belly...

In this case, don't blame me, it's what you asked for.

Counting the days, Renault has been five months old, and it should be stable. About five months ago, I discovered that there was a new breath of life in my uterus. I had already prepared for Renault to conceive me, and Renault also had no objection, so I, together with Mephisto and Siprince, transferred the child together with my uterus to Renault's body according to the research results of the past few years. The process was very smooth, but the previous Months of worrying about Raynor's frailty from transplanted organs and a rapidly growing child kept me going...

During this period, Renault's condition was stable, and his belly was also obvious. The speaker's uniform was specially made for pregnant women. After Renault's smooth delivery, Mephisto and his research team can officially carry out this medical service. It is said that There are many couples making appointments now, and same-sex couples are constantly calling to inquire, hoping that they can invent the magic of same-sex childbirth.

However, that is unlikely. After all, the creation of life belongs to the domain of gods, and the peak that human mages can achieve is just like Mephisto and his teacher, one life for another. In terms of spells, Mephisto and Siprince would already have a pot-bellied mage.

After dinner, Renault was still angry with me. After a while, someone knocked on the door. I opened the door and found the three mage apprentices standing outside my door in unison. There were only two big hippie smiling faces, and the small one was very cute. Seriously, the little elf Ruiduo is now as tall as a thirteen or fourteen-year-old human child, and she is holding a jar, which contains some kind of nice-colored light blue paste-like object.

She also tied an Elvish bow with a ribbon on top.

"A gift for your wedding anniversary in advance." Rui Duo handed me the jar, "I just made it, because it's not suitable for binding during pregnancy... So you use this at night, Chairman Renault will definitely like it."

Looking at her sincere eyes, I knew where this thing was used... Siplins, after all these years, you really don't have a clue about what your little apprentice is... counting?In front of the children, I swallowed the swear words, but I think these three children may speak swear words more smoothly than me.Rui Duo was indeed innocent and cute once, but... that was really once.

Their ability to fool the teacher is also getting better and better, their acting skills, tsk tsk... I suspect that they learned from that guy Dragon Emperor.

But Rui Duo is not like Anna, Rui Duo never lied, Renault was really satisfied that night, and I was also very satisfied, and the next day he became as good as before... I mean, he was as serious and dignified as before .

……

Rui Duo asked me to borrow a sum of money before, and opened a "weird elf's magical magic goods store" in the busiest pedestrian street in the capital, which mainly sells...um...sex toys.

Soon I got back the money I lent her with interest, and this kid can earn more than her teacher in a month just selling this potion ointment every day...I mean Simplins If the salary of the Minister of Education is based on the standard when he was a low-level mage in the research institute, he will not be able to earn Rui Duo's daily turnover in his entire life.

Then I became a shareholder of this store, and I often receive trial packs from Ruiduo, each of which is quite easy to use, and it is not at the same level as other similar products on the market. Of course, the condition is that I need to treat her The two teachers kept it a secret that her store hired two druid apprentices who could transform into half-human and half-animal as shop assistants. The shop assistants with cat ears on their heads and furry tails on their backs are probably one of the reasons for her excellent sales...

I have to say that this elf princess is very business-minded, well, the potion is really good, I am very optimistic about her.

But sooner or later, Siprince will find out. Reynolds said that although Siprince will not interfere with the apprentice's personal interests and academic choices, but... he may be very angry. The consequence of Siprince's anger is Additional classes, in the past, only three apprentices were added classes, but now...

He won't come to a world-wide extra class, will he?I suspect the number of academy students headbutting his mage tower... will increase again this year.

Because since he reformed the graduation standards of the Academy of Magic, he has had a routine to challenge his students every year. Recently, there have been some uncontrollable lower graders. Headbutt the mage tower to cheer.

Of course, looking at it this way, Siplins' education reform was indeed too successful, and his mage tower had to strengthen the bottom wall.

Back then, I also spent two years in the Magic Academy. Although I was from a religious sect, I needed a degree to enter the federal military and political system, so I spent two years in the magic school. Knocking on the table may lead to hospitalization, and the current freshman can already be thrown out by the hand of the Siprins magician without being injured. From the perspective of self-protection magic level, this improvement is not 01:30 points.

So Siplins often watched the freshmen hit the wall with loving eyes, and then threw them out, without mercy at all.

Last month, Xiprins recommended a girl to me while throwing people, um... a girl whose lower body is a mechanical prosthetic, and half of the spine of this girl is a magical product. Although it is cool, I think Lisi Prince doesn't like overly mechanizing his own body, so I was surprised when he made an exception and recommended a cyborg girl to me.

My baby Renault quickly got information about this girl. She met Siprins and the others a few years ago, just once, at the Holy Dragon Empire, when she was an apprentice knight.And Renault accused me, stop beating recruits in the training ground all day, and stop interrogating prisoners in the prison all the time, watch the news more if you have nothing to do, that girl has been in the news a lot.

Hmm...Review and review, I may have been friends with Xiprins for too long, and the ink is black. If this continues, I will become a traveler of the legendary age, so I took Renault to the movie that night, and Also went to a couple theme hotel.

Siprince also found me the next day, and added: "I'm sorry, I was too busy yesterday, so I didn't explain clearly. This child is now the adopted daughter of the Dragon King and Dragon Queen. You know, because Jasmine climbed to the tower more than once. If you want her to go back to the throne, she will jump down, and the Dragon Court Council of the Holy Dragon Empire is also very helpless, and the Dragon Emperor adopted an adopted daughter to perform the duties of the crown prince."

Hey?

So, Cypress, you picked another princess?

The little cyborg knight saluted me seriously, um, looking at it this way, if I didn't know that Jasmine was my own, I would suspect that this little knight was the Crown Prince in the first place.

Anyway, the modern society doesn't really care much about bloodlines. If you adopt a daughter, you can adopt a daughter. The inheritance of an adopted daughter is also more reliable than Jasmine... who draws pornographic pictures every day.

"But after having the Crown Prince, the Dragon Emperor was even more unwilling to perform his duties, so the Dragon Queen was very angry and sent the Crown Prince out for vacation, but I don't think she can learn any useful martial arts from our mages, so I will entrust it to you. ’” Simplins said.

The little knight's name is Karina. I took her to the field of the Magical Corps to play two games. The level is really good, but it can be seen that this child obviously received traditional knight education, and she is not very good at using her mechanical prosthetics. , and use the electronic leg as a normal leg... Well, so I put on my crow mecha and taught her a lesson, and the kid's eyes lit up and called me teacher immediately.

Very good, I am very satisfied, in this way, I also have the princess as an apprentice.