Lord God has a headache [Quick Transmigration]

The crazy night passed, and when I woke up the next day, the sun was hanging in the sky again, and it was noon.

While I am happy that I can save one dose of medicine by waking up late, I also know that Warren probably drank another bowl of poison in the morning.I could only sigh helplessly, and began to seize the time to deal with the great cause of saving the virus.

"You said, let me tell Warren directly that he is actually drinking poison, can you tell him not to continue drinking?" Gu Qixi said to the system floating in the air while putting on his clothes.

The system thought about it carefully, and said, "Lord God, I think the virus probably already knew that it was drinking poison."

Gu Qixi paused, looked up at the system, a little in disbelief: "What?"

The system said: "Don't you remember? The last time he finished drinking the medicine, you wanted to kiss him. Did the virus say to you the sentence 'I will drink the medicine in the future, so I can't kiss'?" You can hear that he probably is Informed."

Gu Qixi said stupidly: "Isn't he shy?"

The system simply ignored this sentence, thinking that it was just that shameless virus, would it still be shy?Continued: "And you are not surprised, why the virus has to send blood to the Queen for inspection every once in a while?"

Gu Qixi nodded: "That's right, it's definitely just to check whether the virus has taken the poison on time, and it's a matter of hard work."

The system said: "You are so skeptical, the virus must have already noticed something wrong."

Gu Qixi, whose IQ was despised by others inadvertently, frowned and said, "Yeah, then why is he...?"

"Probably because I don't want to live anymore, so let's use this method to commit suicide slowly." The system said: "The previous bowl of poison that eventually caused the death of the virus was also sent by the Queen, and the virus drank it on its own initiative."

Gu Qixi pouted: "What is this for? Why can't you think about committing suicide?"

The system said: "Since the virus wants to die by itself, you don't have to..."

Gu Qixi immediately yelled: "Hey, don't say it, I know what you want to say."

The system had to shut up.

Gu Qixi muttered: "Really, if you see someone committing suicide, don't you want to stop it?"

The system sighed lightly.

The main god of my family is really not like a god.

Like other main gods, they love all things in the world, take care of and watch over the small worlds carefully, and seem to be doing their best and impeccable.But if they were really placed in Gu Qixi's position, facing this situation, it might not be a question of "helping or not helping", but a question of "harming or not harming".

Abandoning a virus that should have died long ago can solve the problem and leave this world directly.

Is there any bad decision?

Not to mention helping the virus to stop drinking the poison, if you don't try your best to pour more poisonous poison into the virus's mouth, it is already good.

The main gods who have survived for too long are rational and clever. It seems that they only have "big love" and no "little love".Put everything on the scale, and choose whichever side is beneficial.You will never make a choice that seems to be "losing" just because of "morality" and "poor".Rather than saying that they are sentient, they are more similar to ruthless.

Gu Qixi is completely different.

He'd be happy, he'd be cranky, he'd be ashamed of something so small that something went wrong in the world he ruled so soon after he took office.Emotional change is more similar to "people".

But also because of this, I have seen the big from the childhood.When Gu Qixi faced the virus with only one life left, he could also hesitate and twitch like this, petty tossing and tossing until now.When faced with bigger problems in the future, such as abandoning a few small worlds to maintain the stability of more worlds, I am afraid that other main gods can directly abandon a few without hesitation to ensure the safety of the majority.

Only Gu Qixi is willing to try hard for the "minority" and use his "childishness" to save more lives.

System Xiaobai, like Gu Qixi, is a new system.He and Gu Qixi were born together, and they have known each other since a long time ago.Although I understand how other main gods are doing, compared to "other gods are like this", the system will still have extra patience when facing its own main god, understanding him to accommodate him, doing its best, and doing everything possible to help he.It is not because "everyone is like this" that arbitrarily thinks that Gu Qixi's actions are meaningless and wrong.

Even if he knew that this might not be right, even if he knew that this might be a childish and irrational decision made by Gu Qixi who was "still young" and ignorant.

But I still can't help but follow this ungodly god and see how far he can go.

At least, this is much more interesting than repeating the same boring life day after day in the main god's space.

So, when Gu Qixi proposed to come to the small world in person to solve the virus.This system, whose logic program is absolutely infallible, actually broke the regulations set by the Lord God Association, and really obeyed Gu Qixi's words, and brought the Lord God to the small world.

Even if he said this and that, it seemed that because of Gu Qixi's status as the main god, he had no choice but to follow him and listen to his orders.In fact, isn't it what you want.Otherwise, Gu Qixi alone would not be able to do so much as a god.

The system just acted as a helper and accomplice, saying "you're messing around again", but couldn't help listening to Gu Qixi's words, and doing things according to his requirements.

……

Gu Qixi didn't know that in just a short while, so many thoughts floated through the system's intelligent program, and continued the topic just now: "By the way, I suddenly thought of a way. Since the virus is poison that we drink voluntarily, let's replace the poison If it is not poisonous, give him a drink, and trick him to go there?"

The system regained consciousness and said, "Cheated?"

Gu Qixi: "Didn't I taste a little bit of poison yesterday? Didn't you record it?"

The system said: "Recorded..."

Gu Qixi: "It doesn't mean that the ingredients should be the same, but just find a way to make the taste and color the same, so that people can be fooled."

The system went further than Gu Qixi thought: "Lord God, what about the blood?"

Gu Qixi was taken aback for a moment.

Stuttering: "Huh?"

"That's why the queen asked for the virus to send blood to him for confirmation after a while."

Gu Qixi was dumbfounded: "That, that..."

But at this moment, the system suddenly noticed something was wrong: "Lord God, if it's just a blood test, why don't you say that the queen is not worried that the virus will change the medicine to someone else, and then give the blood of the person who drank the medicine to the queen?" Check?"

Gu Qixi was in a daze, and only then did he think that this could still happen, and he slapped his thigh: "That's right, then let's talk to Warren and ask him to give the medicine to others..."

He was stuck in the middle of speaking.

"...Ah, Warren must have considered this method a long time ago." Gu Qixi said to himself.

The system also thought so: "So, she must have other ways to confirm that the virus really drank the medicine."

Gu Qixi had an idea, and said, "It's blood! Isn't Warren a relative of the queen? Blood dripping or something, you can test it and you'll know if it's Warren himself."

The system said: "Recognizing relatives by dropping blood is just a rumor, and it is not reliable in fact. And even if it is really feasible, the virus only needs to find a way to find someone who is also a relative of the Queen, and let him drink the medicine, and it can still be cracked. "

Gu Qixi froze again: "What, what else can I do?"

The system thought for a while and said, "Could it be human surveillance?"

Gu Qixi rolled his eyes, and immediately thought of a person: "Doctor! It must be a doctor!" It was that person who looked listless, and he was the most suspicious.

"Doctors seldom leave the infirmary on weekdays, and they don't have much contact with people, and they can't see with their eyes," the system said.

"Then... that can't be the housekeeper, right? I think Warren usually takes medicine, and the housekeeper is alone." Gu Qixi frowned: "But the housekeeper seems to have a good relationship with Warren. Carefully and diligently...it doesn't seem like he knows that the medicine is actually poisonous."

"Whether you know it or not, he is the most suspicious," the system said.

Gu Qixi still couldn't believe it.

So the system said: "Whether you are the housekeeper or not, as long as you can hide the truth from everyone, including the virus, and replace the poison, then the problem can be solved smoothly."

Gu Qixi also thought about it: "Okay. Then let's make the medicine first, and talk about other things later."

The most important thing right now is to get Warren to stop the medicine immediately.

The system said: "Then you go to the medicine garden now and prepare the herbs you need."

Gu Qixi knew that his own system was quick to do things, and he didn't ask if it had calculated all the ingredients for the replacement medicine, so he happily put on the last piece of clothing and walked out of the bedroom.

While walking, he chatted with the system in his heart: "You said Warren is okay now?"

The system said objectively: "If you mean the poison that the virus is drinking now, then it's fine."

Gu Qixi said: "You said that since the queen hates Warren so much that she wants Warren to die, why don't you just do it directly, why do you have to do it so slowly?"

The system thought for a while and said, "Maybe it's because he hates viruses that he deliberately used less toxic drugs, like a blunt knife cutting flesh, slowly taking his life away. After all, it has been accumulated in the body for many years. The toxins and torture caused will only be more painful and cruel than a bowl of strong poison."

I personally felt the taste of my own body, the gradual failure of the whole body organs, unable to support bit by bit, and gradually collapsing towards death.

Not so good.

Listening to the system's prompt, Gu Qixi walked out of the castle and came to the medicine garden not far from the castle.

It was only when we arrived that Gu Qixi realized that it was a small greenhouse made of glass walls, which was different from the small open-air medicine field he had imagined.It is surrounded by glass, so the scenery inside can be seen clearly from the outside.It looks like a small forest that appeared out of nowhere on the flat ground, filled with many different kinds of herbs, quite spectacular.

After getting closer, I took a closer look at the plants inside.Recalling the memories left by Noah, even if Gu Qixi doesn't understand it very well, he can see how meticulously these plants have been taken care of on weekdays.

As if shocked by this scene, he didn't step on the field as he did before, instead, he carefully avoided those plants as if he was stepping on the tip of a knife.Looking at the plants marked by various arrows and circles in front of me, like playing a treasure hunt game, I walked slowly according to the guidance and squatted down.

He was playing with a small white flower in his hand, and saw that it was completely wrapped in a yellow circle.The system explained on the side: "What we need to use for this medicinal material is its rhizome. You don't need to pull it out, just push off the soil underneath and take it out completely."

With one hand, Gu Qixi held the small shovel that the system let him find in the medicine garden just now, and with the other hand, he picked up the soil and used the shovel to carefully dig out the plants inside without damaging the roots.

Looking at the little flower that was taken out, Gu Qixi said in his heart: "What is this?"

"This is chamomile." The system explained: "It has many functions. It can be used as an ornamental plant, and it can also be used to make tea. It can relieve fatigue and beautify the skin."

Gu Qixi put the little flower in a small cloth bag aside, and said, "Beauty and beauty? Then why do we pick this?"

The system's succinct explanation: "It's flavored."

Gu Qixi had no choice but to give up asking, and went to another place to collect herbs.

Looking at this shiny green thing with densely packed leaves, Gu Qixi asked again: "What about this one?"

"Pine oil mint can also beautify the skin. And after treatment, the smell is very fresh. Many nobles choose to make it into perfume and spray it on their bodies."

The corners of Gu Qixi's mouth twitched: "You gave Warren so much beauty and beauty to drink, don't drink it for a long time, and turn him into a shiny beauty."

The system said: "It's just a coincidence. Besides, being shiny is not the way to describe a person's beauty. You should say 'beautiful and delicious, as beautiful as a crown jade'."

"Oh, one meaning and one meaning." Gu Qixi waved his hand while holding the small shovel.

Then at this time, the system said: "Master, the virus, the housekeeper, and the doctor are here."

Gu Qixi was taken aback: "Where are you coming from? Here?"

The system said yes.

Gu Qixi continued to pick mint, and said, "Why are you here?"

The system said: "It seems that I came here to see if there are enough medicinal materials."

Gu Qixi had no choice but to pat the dirt on his hands, put the freshly collected herbs into the cloth bag, stood up and looked back.

Not far away, several people outside the medicine garden also noticed Gu Qixi.

Seeing Warren squinting and staring at the figure in front of him, the butler beside him said kindly, "Master, it's Noah."

He knew that although Warren wore a pair of glasses on his eyes, he still couldn't see clearly at a distance.

Knowing it was Gu Qixi, Warren nodded without saying anything.

Walking into the medicine garden first, Gu Qixi looked at him and greeted him.

Warren said, "What are you doing here?"

Gu Qixi said, "Pick something."

The housekeeper frowned: "Everything here is the owner's property, you didn't pass by..."

Gu Qixi rolled his eyes in his heart, and said in his heart that it came again.

Warren interrupted the butler's lecture by raising his hand, and asked with interest, "Oh? What are they all about?"

Knowing from the system that it doesn't matter to tell the truth, Gu Qixi opened the cloth bag and showed them the contents: "Just chamomile, mint and so on."

It doesn't look like a particularly expensive thing, you can buy it for a little money outside.Originally worried about Gu Qixi's low status and despicable nature, the butler, who coveted the precious herbs in Warren Medicine Garden and planned to sell them for money, was relieved.

Warren asked strangely, "What do you want these things for?"

Gu Qixi moved his eyes to the side, and said with a guilty conscience, "Just... make something."

Fearing that Warren would accidentally slip up if he continued to question, Gu Qixi asked back, "What are you here for?"

Warren glanced at the doctor who was slowly following him not far behind, holding a tree stick, and said, "The doctor and I stopped by to see if there is enough herbal medicine, and whether it needs to be supplemented."

Gu Qixi's face collapsed subconsciously, and there was a little disgust in his eyes: "Oh, really."

Warren thought that Gu Qixi remembered the medicine he asked Gu Qixi to take on time every day, and joked, "Are you still afraid of suffering? You didn't take your medicine this morning, tomorrow..."

Gu Qixi hurriedly said: "Don't! It doesn't matter if you don't drink once! Besides, isn't it your fault that I can't get up?"

Seeing Gu Qixi's anxious look, Warren couldn't help laughing.

Only then did Gu Qixi realize that he was being tricked again, and he pouted sullenly: "Teasing me again."

Warren chuckled a few times, looking at the doctor who finally followed them slowly and walked into the medicine garden.Seeing people squatting down, touching the ground with their white eyes, and "crawling" around the whole medicine garden, they asked, "How is it?"

The doctor's skin was wrinkled like old tree bark, and his knuckles were not much different from dry branches. He gently brushed over the herbs, and finally said hoarsely, with some doubts: "It seems that some chamomile and mint are missing... ?”

"Noah picked a little bit just now," Warren said.

The doctor said, "Oh..."

"Are the other herbs enough?"

"Enough." The doctor nodded slowly.

"Then let's go." Warren turned around and prepared to leave. Before leaving, he glanced at Gu Qixi, as if inviting him to leave together.

Gu Qixi stood still: "I'll get some more things."

The housekeeper's eyes fixed on Gu Qixi again.

Gu Qixi explained depressedly: "Just take some nettles or something, why are you so wary of me?"

Really, I am helping you save people, but you are still wary of me.

The housekeeper glanced at the doctor who was still squatting on the ground beside him, and the doctor could tell if he was missing something, and he was not afraid of Gu Qixi stealing things.But he still said disgustedly: "Don't damage other precious plants."

Gu Qixi's mouth twisted in anger: "Am I such a clumsy person?"

--Yes.

Except for the doctor, the other two present, including a system, answered this question silently in their hearts.

……

Watching the three of them leave, Gu Qixi then picked the various herbs prompted by the system one by one.

There is a system watching from the side, knowing that the doctor is not there.Gu Qixi groped into the medicine room to find a spare stove and medicine pot, and avoided people all the way back to Noah's small room.

Because I have been sleeping in Warren's room recently, and no one has come to this room for a while, it is the most suitable place to secretly brew medicine.

Looking at the herbs on the ground, Gu Qixi began to listen to the system's guidance and make medicine like a fool.

"First crush the herbs marked by the yellow light circle."

Like playing business computer games, Gu Qixi doesn't have any special technical requirements except that he needs to do it himself.Following the system's prompts, crush and crush several kinds of herbs bit by bit until it says it's ok.

"...add water to the jar, where the blue line is."

Gu Qixi poured the water in bit by bit, and stopped when the horizontal line reached the position marked by the system.

"Pour in all the crushed herbs and the divided parts."

Gu Qixi threw the herbal medicine in the bowl and the piece of medicinal material cut with a white thread into the medicine jar.

"Pinch off the rhizome of chamomile and put it in the jar intact."

Gu Qixi threw in a few chamomile roots that were marked by the system, accurate to centimeters.

"Raise the fire, cover the jar and put it on to boil."

Gu Qixi followed suit one by one.

Then, the moment the flames ignited, a countdown appeared in the air in front of Gu Qixi's eyes, and it was still counting down.

"It will be finished in 32 minutes and 57 seconds," the system said.

Gu Qixi stretched her waist: "What, it's that simple."

The system said: "The taste of the potion produced in this way is almost the same as the one the virus drank before."

Gu Qixi nodded, with a complacent expression: "Well, you're done. Next, just find a way to get Warren to drink this."

The system said: "How do you plan to change the medicine?"

Gu Qixi rolled her eyes: "Well, I have to think about this."

Then, while waiting for the medicine to be brewed, Gu Qixi squatted on the ground, looked at the herbs on the ground and said, "Tell me, if I picked the medicine just now and the housekeeper saw it, would I be suspected?"

The system said: "It is possible."

"Is there a way to make them think I'm taking the medicine for something else?"

After a systematic analysis, he made a suggestion: "You can make the excess medicinal materials into other things, and then let them see it."

Gu Qixi said, "What are you doing?"

The system said: "Since there is pine mint, you can make perfume. The extra chamomile and nettles can also be made into some beauty products to give away."

Gu Qixi smiled and said: "Hey, that's a good thing, I'll make something for Maggie. Recently, seeing her working in the field every day, people have turned dark a lot."

The system began to instruct Gu Qixi to make various beauty products from the extra medicinal materials, one mind and one system, having a great time playing.

Finally, after more than half an hour, the countdown ended. Gu Qixi took the medicine jar off the stove, lifted the lid on it, and took a closer look.

Looking at the pitch-black potion inside, smelling the hot, smoky, bitter smell, Gu Qixi wrinkled his face and pinched his nose: "Ugh, it smells really bad."

The system said: "Would you like to taste it? This way I can judge whether the taste is the same as the one the virus drank before."

Gu Qixi: "..."

After hesitating for a long time with a bitter face, he said sullenly: "Okay, just taste a little like last time."

System: "OK."

Gu Qixi touched the lid of the medicine jar with the tip of her tongue like a dragonfly touching water, and then hurriedly threw the thing away.

Can't wait to shout: "To die of suffering, to die of suffering!"

System: "...you are drinking water vapor."

"..."

Gu Qixi coughed pretendingly, and blushed a little.

Then, I gently poked my fingers into the medicine jar with my nonchalant fingers, and with a little water stain on my fingertips, I took it out and sipped it with a wrinkled face.

This time, I was really suffering so much that I couldn't speak.

The system said: "The taste is the same, it's a success."

Depressed, Gu Qixi went to find some water to rinse his mouth: "Hey, I really sacrificed a lot for Warren."