Lord God has a headache [Quick Transmigration]

Sure enough, the next morning, Xu Xiuwen drove down to Gu Qixi's house to pick him up.

After answering the phone, knowing that the other party was already waiting downstairs, Gu Qixi put the clothes and toiletries prepared last night into the bag and prepared to leave.

Because Qi Li was worried, he insisted on waiting at home for half an hour, and had to personally watch Gu Qixi get into Xu Xiuwen's car before going to work.

Then, seeing that Gu Qixi's feet were inconvenient, like a woman, she helped carry the bag with one hand and supported the person walking with the other, so she went downstairs.

After getting angry, Qi Li has returned to the usual behavior of the social elite.I couldn't see the appearance of the old hen protecting the calf yesterday at all. After meeting, I greeted Xu Xiuwen politely and exchanged a few words.

After the things were put away, he said to Gu Qixi who was sitting in the car: "After going to Mr. Xu's house, be obedient and don't cause trouble to others, you understand?"

Gu Qixi nodded obediently.

Then Qi Li looked at Xu Xiuwen, hesitated for a long time, then lowered his head and whispered in Gu Qixi's ear: "Also, you are still young, do less of that kind of thing, you know? Pay attention to hygiene and safety!"

Poor Qi Li was heartbroken because of Gu Qixi's matter. Yesterday he studied hard on the Internet all night, checked a lot of information about men and men, opened the door to a new world, and learned many things at the same time.

In theory, maybe he knows more than Gu Qixi.

Sure enough, Gu Qixi looked at Qi Li in a daze: "What hygiene, what safety? I take a bath every day."

Moreover, he just went to live in Xu Xiuwen's house and didn't go out, so he was afraid of encountering some accidents.

This sentence was a bit loud, so not only Qi Li, but also Xu Xiuwen heard it.

Seeing Qi Li's face suddenly darkened and he couldn't bear to look directly at him, he covered his forehead with his palm and was speechless for a long time.Xu Xiuwen smiled meaningfully, and in Qi Li's immediately vigilant eyes, Qi Li said, "Don't worry, I will."

A kind of feeling that the juicy Chinese cabbage that I have worked so hard to cultivate and take care of is suddenly pulled out by an annoying ghost.The elder sister who loved her younger brother became irritable again.

Gu Qixi was still in the fog, not knowing what the two of them were talking about.After earnestly promising to Qi Li that he would "pay attention to safety", seeing Qi Li and Xu Xiuwen dumbfounded at the same time, he tilted his head in doubt.

Then the car door was closed, Qi Li stood there watching the car going away and waved goodbye, Gu Qixi sat in the car, looked at Xu Xiuwen, puzzled: "What, did I say something wrong?"

Xu Xiuwen chuckled, but didn't answer, and asked instead, "Have you had breakfast?"

Gu Qixi nodded: "I have eaten, is my sister still afraid that there will be no breakfast at home?"

Xu Xiuwen said: "That's good, let's go home directly."

Gu Qixi looked at Xu Xiuwen and said, "What about your company? Don't worry about it?"

While driving, Xu Xiuwen said slowly: "It's okay, you are here, I can't let you stay at home alone."

Gu Qixi curled her lips: "What are you pretending? You and I have deep affection. My sister is not here now, so you can do whatever you want. It is best to go to the company. I will feel more comfortable when you are not at home."

Xu Xiuwen smiled: "You don't want to see me so much."

Gu Qixi said: "Yeah, I hate you the most. I don't like you at all."

Xu Xiuwen said: "But yesterday you still lied so much, saying in front of your sister that we really love each other."

Gu Qixi said: "Then there is no other way, or else my sister will really fight you desperately."

Xu Xiuwen said, "But do you think your sister believes it now?"

This question stopped Gu Qixi, he thought for a while, and said: "Maybe... not yet."

Xu Xiuwen said: "Then what do you think, if she finds out that we are pretending to be in love but actually deceiving her, will she want to come over and fight me hard?"

Gu Qixi shouted: "This is not allowed!"

The corner of Xu Xiuwen's mouth showed a tricky smile, but his expression was extremely frank and considerate: "In this case, you have to pretend that you like me, so that you can create the illusion that we really love each other, so that you Your sister believed it."

Gu Qixi was stunned when he heard that.

"There are some things that I didn't expect, and you can do them unexpectedly and create some surprises for me, so that your sister will believe that you are sincere, and not coerced by me." Xu Xiuwen said.

Gu Qixi thought for a while, then nodded suddenly: "It seems to be true."

There was a smile on the corner of Xu Xiuwen's mouth: "It's good that you understand."

Gu Qixi said: "Then just wait, I'll think of a way."

Xu Xiuwen nodded: "I'm waiting for you to surprise me."

Just chatting and driving like this, the time passed quickly.

Parking the car firmly in the basement, Gu Qixi swaggered towards the door of Xu Xiuwen's house empty-handed, forgetting that he still had luggage.Xu Xiuwen silently helped to bring the small bag, then caught up with the boy, walked in front of him and opened the door.

Gu Qixi kicked his left foot and lifted his right foot, kicking the sandals casually to the ground, ignoring the slippers that Xu Xiuwen put down again, and stepping on the ground with bare feet.Climb onto the sofa, put the injured leg on the coffee table, and said to Xu Xiuwen, "What about the game?"

It's like a grandpa in eleven pictures.

Xu Xiuwen said, "It's just under the TV."

Gu Qixi fumbled over to find it, took a closer look, and said, "Wow, how did you find this game? I told Lin Lang some time ago to ask him to lend me the CD to play, but he refused to give it to me. If you want to play, let me go to his house to play, so stingy. You are a limited edition!"

Xu Xiuwen didn't know much about games, so he just said, "I heard you mention it last time, so I looked for it."

"Okay, you." Gu Qixi said, "On the road."

Xu Xiuwen didn't say anything, just poured a glass of milk for Gu Qixi and put it on the table.

After getting along for two months, Xu Xiuwen has almost figured out some of the teenager's habits and hobbies.

Watching Gu Qixi put the CD into the machine, holding the handle and waiting for the game cutscene and plot explanation with great interest, then threw the other handle to Xu Xiuwen: "Can you play? This game can be played in two-player mode."

Xu Xiuwen took it and looked at it twice.

Seeing Xu Xiuwen's appearance, Gu Qixi knew that he had never played with the controller before, so he leaned over and pointed at each of them to explain: "Look, isn't the four letters abxy engraved on this button? Beginner tutorial, just follow along and try it out.”

Xu Xiuwen just looked at the prompts that popped up on the TV, manipulated the character to walk around a few times according to the guidance above, and almost understood it.

Gu Qixi said: "Come, come, let's go get the mission and kill the monsters."

Xu Xiuwen manipulated the characters to follow silently.

At the beginning, I was a little novice, and I often got stuck in strange places and couldn't move when I walked crookedly.Later, the handle can be used vividly, as if the people inside really have life, they can move flexibly, and know how to respond in time.It is much easier to chop monsters with moves, and the skills are used just right.

Playing the game well is more pleasing to young people than giving gifts and saying good things.Gu Qixi saw a mid-boss rushing towards him, and thought he couldn't escape, so he could only bite the bullet and resist it, suddenly a character who was stepping on a double jump volleyed over from the high platform on the side, A big move, Chiyan Magic, blasted over, directly interrupting the monster's skills, and was blown away from the platform, leaving only a trace of residual blood.

Gu Qixi cheered on the TV side, his fingers turned into afterimages and pressed wildly on the handle, and instantly switched the shield block in his hand to a □□ Raising his hand at the monster's head, he shot the monster directly. Killed in mid-air.Immediately, a golden subtitle of "youwin" popped up on the screen, and Gu Qixi smiled happily when he saw it: "Hahaha, that's great!"

He patted Xu Xiuwen's shoulder again and again with one free hand: "Not bad, not bad, I have a three-point demeanor."

Xu Xiuwen smiled, looked up at the output statistics ranking displayed on the screen after the battle, and said, "It's boring to play like this all the time, do you want to come to the game?"

Gu Qixi said, "Okay, how do you compare?"

"Wait for the monsters in the next level, let's see who has more output and whoever takes the head of the final boss first, okay?"

Gu Qixi agreed without thinking, "Okay!"

He wasn't afraid of Xu Xiuwen, a rookie who just played the game, and he laughed like a thief: "I know the skills and moves of the next boss, don't call me stupid."

Xu Xiuwen said: "Intelligence is also a part of strength, so naturally not."

Gu Qixi laughed hahaha: "You are bound to lose."

And he had to push forward: "The loser has to promise the winner a request, how about it?"

Xu Xiuwen responded calmly: "Okay."

—So half an hour later.

Gu Qixi stared wide-eyed, threw the handle on the sofa, and jumped up from his seat angrily: "Ahh! How could this happen!"

Then the sole of the foot fell to the ground, and there was a sudden shock at the injured place yesterday. Gu Qixi bared his teeth in pain again: "Ouch!"

Xu Xiuwen pulled the person back to his position, put his leg on his thigh and rubbed it lightly: "You're so careless when your foot hurts."

Gu Qixi pointed at the ranking on the screen, and croaked: "How could this happen? Obviously, my skills hit the boss so many times! There is a bug in this game, there must be something wrong."

Xu Xiuwen chuckled: "I just completed a side quest. The newly learned skill can ignore the defense and cause a critical strike that triples the damage. Didn't you notice it?"

Gu Qixi said angrily: "You are a novice, how can you play the game so slipperyly? I didn't even find the branch line, but you did it secretly behind my back! It's too cunning, too cunning!"

Seeing Gu Qixi's fried hair, Xu Xiuwen couldn't help but want to tease him: "I also took the last blow from the boss, so you lost the bet."

Gu Qixi's face was puffy, like a steamed stuffed bun, and he sat on the sofa and sulked, expressing that he didn't want to talk.

Xu Xiuwen rubbed the boy's hair, and finally let him go: "Okay, I bought a cake, do you want to eat it?"

As soon as he heard that there was a cake, this little guy who always liked to eat sweets suddenly forgot to be angry and said, "I want to eat it!"

Xu Xiuwen took the cake out of the refrigerator with a smile, and kindly helped him arrange it on the tea table in front of the boy, and then handed over a spoon and put it in his hand.

With something to eat in his mouth, Gu Qixi forgot the troubles just now, and took a bite of a piece of cake with a smile, just like a greedy little squirrel.

Xu Xiuwen went to the kitchen to make himself a cup of coffee, and when he brought it into the living room, he saw Gu Qixi eating with a smear of cream on his nose, and his eyes were vivid, which fully demonstrated that the young man was in a good mood at the moment , with a carefree smile on his vibrant face.

Sitting on the sofa, taking a sip of coffee, and watching Gu Qixi eating the cake, Xu Xiuwen felt as if he was also infected, and felt much more relaxed for no reason.

Gu Qixi, on the other hand, inadvertently raised his head while eating, and realized that he was occupying a table of cakes all by himself. Instead, the owner of the cake could only drink his coffee aggrievedly, smiled a little embarrassedly, and pushed a strawberry to Xu Xiuwen. Mousse: "Why don't you eat it? This is delicious, you try it?"

Looking at the mousse pushed by Gu Qixi, a spoon has already been scooped out.Xu Xiuwen looked at the satisfied young man, and suddenly felt that this kind of sweet and greasy stuff didn't seem so unpleasant anymore, and said, "Okay."

Gu Qixi smiled, put the cake in front of Xu Xiuwen, and handed him the spoon in his hand.

But Xu Xiuwen put down his coffee, looked at Gu Qixi and said, "I'll just eat what's here."

Putting down the coffee, leaning on the sofa with one hand, gently holding Gu Qixi's cheek with the other, and kissed her.

The aftertaste of the cake remained in his mouth, and Xu Xiuwen tasted it carefully in his mouth.The tip of the tongue licked Gu Qixi's palate, and a small flower of cream rolled out.I put it in my mouth and tasted it, but found that it was not as sweet as the boy's own taste.

Slowly leaving Gu Qixi's lips and tongue, Xu Xiuwen looked at the other party, looked at the top of his head that was exposed because he bowed his head because of shyness, and the white neck, couldn't help but raised his hand to stroke Gu Qixi's hair, It seems to be gently touching the most precious treasure in the world.

Gu Qixi raised his hand to block it in confusion: "The hairstyle is all messed up."

Only then did Xu Xiuwen let go of Qi Xi's innocent hair, and then slid his fingertips onto the corner of Qi Xi's mouth, wiping it with a slightly erotic touch.

He smiled and said, "You are still sweeter."

Gu Qixi was so ashamed that she was about to smoke, she wanted to bury her face under the table.

"It's bitter in your mouth, what's so good about coffee." He said coyly, "I like milk the most."

After thinking for a while, he said, "But coffee milk is also delicious. Should that be considered milk or coffee?"

Xu Xiuwen looked at Gu Qixi and said, "It's milk."

Gu Qixi laughed and said, "I'm very good at making milk. If I have a chance in the future, I'll make you a cup of coffee and milk!"

Xu Xiuwen gently hugged Gu Qixi's head, put him in his arms, patted Gu Qixi's back lightly, and said, "Okay."

Because of Xu Xiuwen's unprecedented gentleness, Gu Qixi was infected by the atmosphere, and felt a little bit like a deer for no reason.

I wanted to follow the atmosphere and say something.

Unexpectedly, Xu Xiuwen said in a hoarse voice next to his ear, "I'm hard."

Gu Qixi: "..."