The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance

In a certain evening class of freshman year, the teacher was giving a lecture on a ppt, and a student not far from the podium quietly turned on his mobile phone.

[Orange]: Let me tell you, I’m like a protected animal, being surrounded by crowds. This freshman year is really tough. I heard them. They started picking up my daily clothes, and now I’m picking up my shoes. .

[Got it]: What are we afraid of as a senior high school student? He looks good enough to fight.

[Orange]: Orange cry.jpg

[Cicada]: Don’t send me messages, be more serious, my normal score must be full.

[Get it]: If I knew this earlier, why bother to pay back all the lessons I have attended.

[Get it]: The students in this circle watched us tossing back and forth. If I had known today, you should have come by yourself.

[Orange]: Don't talk about it, when the roll call was just now, I was almost burned by all kinds of eyes.Fairy frowns.jpg

[Cicada]: It doesn't matter, I was like this before.

Xiao Yan in the classroom put down his mobile phone, mixed with a group of first-year students, carefully took notes, and occasionally paid attention to the movement around him.

"Luo Zhiyu's boyfriend? Is that right?"

"That's right, it's better to see it than to hear it a hundred times. He's really handsome. He seems to be from the School of Economics and Management in his sophomore year. He also came to wait for Luo Zhiyu every day during military training."

"Which of them is chasing who? I'm curious. Neither of them seems to be the one who will speak first. I feel that Luo Zhiyu is a bit arrogant, and his boyfriend is a bit cold."

"I chased him." Xiao Yan stopped writing and turned around, joining the chat, "I'll go first."

The students chatting in the back row: "..."

The military training had just ended, and the freshmen took off their military training uniforms, and gradually became familiar with the school, and found the campus forums of seniors and sisters, so many new posts have poured into the forums in the past few days.

[Mu Mu, is this a new way to show affection? 】

1L: The school arranges public classes in our college in the evening, and it’s past nine o’clock after class, so I don’t want to go at all, but U’s university style is rigorous, and this teacher is very strict, so I can’t skip class at all. Then student L in our class, he My boyfriend will come over to help him with class, and sometimes I will check my usual score, and I take notes very carefully.Where did such a good boyfriend come from?

2L: What classmate L, class 1 of the Academy of Fine Arts Luo Zhiyu, I will know as soon as I say it, don't wrong them, it can't be regarded as a show of affection.The sophomore School of Economics and Management told you that when Xiao Yan was busy with student work last year, he often asked Luo Zhiyu, a senior high school student, to come over to substitute for the class, but the teacher remembered him because he was too good, you know.It's not showing affection, it's repairing the car after it overturned.

3L: Poof, I understand, so now Xiao Yan can only go.It is really strong that so many people in the public class can still be remembered by the teacher.I heard people who graduated from the Municipal No. [-] Middle School say that we didn’t see each other too much, and they said that they had a lot of flirting.

4L: In the Academy of Fine Arts, I just saw Luo Zhiyu sneaking around the door of the classroom, probably waiting for her boyfriend to finish class, these two people can really make a fuss.

5L: What kind of boyfriend? The last post said that the two of them have registered, and they can be called husband.

"Brother, what are you looking at?" Luo Zhiyu asked, "In such a good mood? Don't hide, I saw you smiling."

"Call out?" Xiao Yan handed over the phone to show Luo Zhiyu the school's forum interface, and the reply just stayed on the screen, "I want to hear it."

The night sky in early autumn is clear, college students are in the suburbs, and there is still a distance from the bustling neon night scene of the city, and the outlines of constellations can be vaguely recognized.

On the same night in high school, on the roof of the teaching building of No. [-] Middle School, Xiao Yan used a box of octopus balls bought from a takeaway to coax Luo Zhiyu, who was in the class downstairs, to the boy in school uniform. The stars are dimmed.

And from now on, they will spend countless starry nights together.

"What's it called?" Luo Zhiyu swiped a few alumni replies, "No, otherwise you will teach me."

"No problem, there is no class tomorrow, I will teach you tonight." Xiao Yan was eager to try, "I slept for a while in class just now, and I am not sleepy now."

Luo Zhiyu: "..." What he said obviously didn't mean that.

Regarding the matter of switching classes, Luo Zhiyu found a reasonable reason for the confusing behavior of the two of them, "Although we help each other in class, our scores are usually not low."

The teaching building of U University is on the south side, and the dormitory area is on the north side. When the bell for the evening class rang, most of the students were walking towards the dormitory area. The two of them went against the crowd and walked towards the gate of the school.

"Did you pay attention to the class tonight?" Luo Zhiyu was more concerned about his usual score, "Did student Xiao Yan actively answer the questions, taking Luo Zhiyu's usual score into consideration."

"Yes, listen carefully to the class and actively answer questions, and organize notes. In addition, I also joined the chat with your classmates to help you gain some collective favorability."

Luo Zhiyu: "?"

No wonder he received messages from several classmates just now, not only praising him, but also blowing rainbow farts to Xiao Yan from different angles.

The university campus is much more spacious than No. [-] Middle School. There are bright lights on the wide roadside of the new campus, which is completely different from the dark path covered with sycamore leaves at night. From time to time, students pass by on bicycles, bringing the breeze Passed by Luo Zhiyu.

"Brother." Luo Zhiyu slowed down by two steps, and hugged Xiao Yan's neck from behind. This is a movement he often made when he was a hooligan. From time to time, he wanted to rub the orange-flavored pheromone on Xiao Yan's body. .

The extremely high matching degree of pheromones allowed him to do this kind of thing justifiably.

"It sounds so nice, do you have any intentions?" Xiao Yan stopped and let him hug him.

"Have you noticed that you haven't picked me up on a bicycle yet?" Seeing someone else riding a bicycle, Luo Zhiyu suddenly had an idea, "The last time I followed my sister to watch dramas, other campus boyfriends came here on bicycles." Accepted."

No. [-] middle school lived in the school, even if they went home, they had to take a car. Neither of them had the opportunity to ride a bicycle.

"...I'll go buy it tomorrow." Xiao Yan supported him with his backhand, carried him on his back, and took two steps forward, "I'll take you for a ride around the school the day after tomorrow."

"What do you want?" Luo Zhiyu pinched Xiao Yan's face, "Why are oranges so good?"

When he was in the first year of high school, he stepped on the path, and someone who was too eager to clean up just carried him on his back, detoured the farthest path, and sent him to the infirmary.

"Oranges are very good, you can find more." Xiao Yan put Luo Zhiyu down, "Then what do I want, can you give it?"

"What do you think?" Luo Zhiyu threw down a sentence, and ran away, leaving the question and Xiao Yan behind, "If you can catch me, then give me what you want."

Xiao Yan carried his schoolbag on his back and chased after him all the way.

It is exactly the same as the first meeting many years ago, the slapstick in the campus, and the countless chases on the roadside and corner.

It's the same many times, and I can always catch it, because someone is waiting.