The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance

"Cicada" retracted a message.

[Luo Sixue]: smiling face.jpg, my sister hasn't had time to look at it yet, why is it being withdrawn.

[Get it]: It's nothing serious, I'll wait for the score check.

[Cicada]: The college entrance examination score is the most important thing.

"Is there anyone like you?" Xiao Yan, who urged Luo Zhiyu to withdraw the message, breathed a sigh of relief, "You still want to announce such a big event first?"

"But I don't know where to put it unless I ask." Luo Zhiyu really didn't know.

"Ask on the sidelines, and tell your sister what to say." Xiao Yan said, "Let's talk about it later, and pretend nothing happened. Don't go back today. I'll go home and get it first."

"It's okay." Luo Zhiyu flipped through the chat records just now, "My sister said I haven't had time to read it yet."

"I don't believe it." Xiao Yan shook his head.

There was no one in Luo Zhiyu's house at first, but Luo Sixue made a phone call, and everyone came back, and there were three blue cats blocking the door.

"Why haven't you come back yet?" Luo Sixue repeatedly checked the time.

Luo Zhiyu's father glanced at the clock nervously, and continued to wait.

On the coffee table in the living room is the household registration book of the family. Once you have the bait, you are just waiting to go fishing.

But the fish didn't come back.

"It's strange, I really saw it, I didn't dream." My sister wiped off her sweat guiltily, "What is Luo Zhiyu thinking?"

"What is this talking about, do you need to come back and steal the account book?"

In the afternoon, the inquiry channel for the college entrance examination results was opened, and Director Wu took the lead in calling their family to announce the good news.

"The test was really good. It gave our No. [-] Middle School an honor. U University Academy of Fine Arts must be fine. This child's grades can completely match the scores of the School of Economics, Management and Computer Science, but I still respect Luo Zhiyu's own choice." Director Wu sighed, "I can finally rest assured."

"I can't care if Luo Zhiyu is not in No. [-] Middle School in the future. You guys should keep an eye on him. He and Xiao Yan are both in U University. Pay attention to keeping them apart. In fact, they are both quite sensible, and they are playing well now. There are also fewer, but the matching degree of pheromone is there, so be careful."

"Okay director, thank you for your concern." Luo Sixue said on the phone, "Luo Zhiyu is busy dating, and has no time to go home, and has no time to fight with friends and children."

"That's good, that's good." Director Wu reassured, "Then I look forward to seeing him at the high school graduation ceremony."

When Xiao Yan came home in the evening, his parents were chatting——

"I saw the Luo family hurrying back today."

"I saw it too. It was his youngest son who said hello when the gossip said he was going home to steal the household registration book."

"So rebellious?!" Xiao Yu was stunned, "But it's so sudden, his family Luo Zhiyu and the wild boy from somewhere got together, and they were thinking about getting engaged."

"But it's good to ask the family for the household registration book. Why do you want to take it secretly? What kind of person is this talking about? Is it ugly or has bad character?"

"Anyway, it must be the kind that the family will not agree to at first sight."

"It's such a joy to have friends coming from afar." Brother Parrot greeted Xiao Yan who had just entered and was about to go out again.

"I'm going to school." Xiao Yan changed his shoes, closed the door and went out, "There is still class tomorrow, and I've been quite busy recently, with many classes."

Xiao Yan's father: "Yes."

Xiao Yan's mother: "Yeah."

The door of the house is closed.

"Let's meet Xiao Yan's little boyfriend someday, otherwise it will be difficult for etiquette." Xiao Yu suggested, "It's just that Xiao Yan doesn't seem to be very happy all the time."

Xiao Yan's mother: "You can consider getting engaged first, and contact the other party's parents. I will find out where I put my household registration book."

after an hour--

"What about our household registration book?"

"Didn't you let it go??"

The third day after submitting the application for the college entrance examination was the graduation ceremony held by the city's No. [-] Middle School for senior high school students. After the college entrance examination, the days of war and chaos came to an end. The faces of the students who came to participate in the graduation ceremony were somewhat idle.

"Did you pass?" Jing Ximing still remembered what happened that day, and asked Luo Zhiyu as soon as they met, "Did you often stay together recently for the sake of matching? You have a lot of pheromone smell of Brother Yan."

Not quite understanding what happened to these two people, Jing Ximing simply felt that it was a bit strange.

"It's okay." Luo Zhiyu was very modest.

He has always been too modest when it comes to scores and grades. When asked, he said "so-so", "okay" and "I didn't give full play to my strength this time".

"My condolences." Jing Ximing put his arms around his roommate's shoulders, "It's good that you have worked hard."

"Why are you here again?" The director stared at Xiao Yan who appeared in the first row of the auditorium, "You still want to come and see the graduation ceremony of the rival?"

"Find my middle school memories." Xiao Yan still used the same reason, "Don't worry, Director, I won't come next year, but we will come back occasionally."

"You?" Director Wu was puzzled.

The graduation ceremony was surrounded by students from the first and second grades, and the auditorium was full of students.Sitting on the stage, Luo Zhiyu saw Xiao Yan in the audience, and remembered the early autumn three years ago, where he and Xiao Yan, who had been torn apart since childhood, met again because of their excellence.

Behind Luo Zhiyu, the outstanding graduate student representative, was a speech ppt prepared in advance.

"Excellent Students Learning Experience Sharing"

The title on the first ppt is like this.

but--

"I don't think there are many parents here today." The student representative began to speak, "Then let's not share the learning experience, let's talk about what our students like to hear."

There was a lot of applause from the audience, mixed with a few "Luo Ge" full of social taste.

Director Wu: "???"

"Forget it, let them make trouble." Director Xu and the vice-principal, who were always serious, seemed to have expected that Luo Zhiyu would not speak honestly, "It will only happen once in three years."

"Personally, I'm relatively low-key..." Luo Zhiyu just opened his mouth, but there was booing from below.

"Well, I'm not low-key." Luo Zhiyu also admitted, "I am conceited and like to pretend to be modest. After the exam, I like to get the answers right, and I like to find people to complain that I didn't do well in the exam."

"Is he?" Someone next to him asked Xiao Yan.

"Yes." Even Xiao Yan could enjoy it, and it would be crazy for someone else.

Luo Zhiyu on the stage waited for the booing to end, and then continued: "My learning experience may not be suitable for everyone. I played crazy during the day and studied crazy at night, and finally managed to slip away from the art test. It can't be regarded as a standard. Good student, and I have a puppy crush."

Yan Zihan: "?"

All members of class three: "?"

Director and Principal: "?"

"Who did he fall in love with?" Director Wu asked Xiao Yan next to him, "Why haven't I seen it before?"

Xiao Yan gave the teachers an innocent smile: "Heh."

"Brother Yan laughs in a weird way." Someone poked Yan Zihan.

After being modest, Luo Zhiyu felt a little outraged by the public, and began to go through the graduation ceremony in a serious manner: "Thank you to the principal and teachers for the three years of nurturing, thank you to the two directors for your care, thank you to the housekeeper for taking care of the pot carefully, and thank you for accompanying us A dozen orange cats in three years."

"Thank you Director Wu for your persuasion, and thank you for every evening self-study that the old class watched."

"Thank you to my roommates and classmates. Many people I met in high school will be lifelong friends. We have scolded the school uniform of No. [-] Middle School so many times. I am still a little bit reluctant to wear it for the last time today."

From now on, the school uniform of No. [-] Middle School will become part of the memory of their generation together with every plant and tree in the school.

"Finally, let's thank one more person."

"Because of him, I have a sense of collective honor, and because of him, I am full of expectations for every stage. I keep moving forward, chasing in his footsteps."

"Maybe the one I want to thank now is his puppy love." Yan Zihan pricked up his ears, "It's really well hidden, why didn't I mention it before."

"I'm really curious. After rejecting so many people, who did Luo Zhiyu finally fall in love with?"

"I've heard that it's a long-distance relationship." Jing Ximing said, "We probably don't even know each other."

The auditorium fell silent, everyone was waiting for what Luo Zhiyu would say later.

"In the first year of high school, he ate melons in front of the military training phalanx of our class, and I chased him three or four streets with a broom..."

"Don't worry, everyone, there must be a cause and an effect. I have avenged this revenge, and it was last summer vacation."

"I borrowed his school uniform, borrowed his quilt, and dragged him into the water with me and was deducted excellent marks..."

"It's not a boyfriend." Yan Zihan said disappointedly, "I don't forget to thank my old opponent after graduation."

"Oh, Xiao Yan."

"It's gone." Someone said, "I have to bring it up after the graduation ceremony."

"Sit down for me." Luo Zhiyu on the stage saw the restlessness of the group of people, "Put away the phone."

"What I want to say is that when we were in the second year of high school, we went out to participate in an English competition. There were not enough rooms. Everyone asked us to make do with each other, because our pheromone matching was close to zero."

"but……"

Luo Zhiyu hit the space bar on the computer and turned the ppt to the second page.

"Congratulations to the teachers. We are still excellent as always. Whether it is the college entrance examination scores or the matching degree of pheromones, we will not embarrass the school."

There is nothing behind the front page of Luo Zhiyu's ppt, only a diagnosis sheet of pheromone matching in black and white.

Luo Zhiyu, Xiao Yan

Pheromone matching: 99.999%

Love probability: 99.999%

Jing Ximing: "???"

This is okay?

He shouldn't have believed Luo Zhiyu's nonsense.

"What the hell?" Yan Zihan was dumbfounded, "It's true."

The auditorium was boiling, and the chaotic voices were mixed with several "fuck" and "grass", and there were many modal particles used to express disbelief.

"Why so tall?"

"Oh my god, ideal match??"

The lid of the teacup in Director Wu's hand fell to the ground with a bang and rolled several times.

"Director." Xiao Yan, who was sitting in the first row, said regretfully, "You probably owe us a report of criticism."