No one loves Dai Xiaojing

Lu Bei felt like a fool.

Damn, life and death and the program team rushed to catch up with the shooting progress, asked for leave, and rushed back from Antarctica to celebrate this Zuo Jing's birthday, and didn't care that this Zuo Jing said that he was playing with friends outside when he answered the phone, after all Dai Xiaojing usually He also loves to play and has many friends.He didn't care that Dai Xiaojing was acting uncharacteristically, and he didn't rush back, so he said he wanted to accompany his friend, who specially came back from abroad to celebrate his birthday.It's normal, Dai Xiaojing is a face-saving and loyal person.

Lu Bei is not a young and frizzy young man, so he wouldn't be angry with Dai Xiaojing about this matter.He didn't think much about it at first, so he stayed in Dai Xiaojing's apartment and waited for someone. He took a nap by the way, and woke up after midnight, and Dai Xiaojing hadn't come back yet.

Lu Bei urged on WeChat, but couldn't fall asleep anymore, and had a fit of cleanliness, so he cleaned up Dai Xiaojing's apartment.

Dai Xiaojing went out to dress up as a coquettish bag, but the inside was actually very sloppy, and he put on one piece of clothing and threw the other away, waiting for the nanny to come over at the end of each month to clean it up.

He still doesn't like the nanny coming to work hard, saying that he doesn't like the nanny, the mother of his Nth half-brother used to be his nanny, he has a psychological shadow on the nanny, he is afraid that the nanny will have sex with Lu Bei behind his back up.

Even if the nanny he has chosen out of thousands of people is kind-hearted, his eldest grandson is already in elementary school, and Lu Bei calls her grandma every time he sees her, Dai Xiaojing is still a shadow of a snake.

Lu Bei thought it was a bit funny when he heard it at the time, but he still had a dark beauty after laughing.

After all, when you’re in a relationship, if the other person is jealous, no matter if it’s a mess or not, it’s all eating, it’s all fun, and it can satisfy a little vanity.Even Lu Bei, who is a "flying fairy outside the sky", cannot avoid this custom.

Now, Lu Bei picked up a few pieces of clothes on the ground, took them to the washing machine, and was about to bend down to stuff them into the drum when his eyes suddenly stopped in the laundry basket next to him.

There are some clothes in there.

He found a stick and dialed it, and he saw clearly that those clothes were not Dai Xiaojing's size, nor Dai Xiaojing's style.

worn.

Naturally, it wasn't Lu Bei's either.

The key is that Dai Xiaojing will not honestly throw his clothes into the laundry basket.

Lu Bei threw the clothes in his hands back to the ground, went to the bedroom expressionlessly, lowered his head, and carefully checked the pillows and sheets.

Then he found two short black hairs from above.

This is very interesting.

After all, this set of sheets and pillowcases was newly changed after he went to Antarctica. It was so new that it was hard to suspect that it was not washed clean. It was bought newly.

And, Dai Xiaojing's hair is brown, with a natural curl.

Lu Bei snorted expressionlessly.

At three o'clock in the morning, Dai Xiaojing came back.

He entered the house with a chill all over his body, then stood at the door, exited, looked at the house number, went in again, looked at the empty house, and was about to shout "Fuck, there's a thief" when he saw Lu Beituo He came out of the bedroom with two large suitcases, saw him, and walked out the door as if he hadn't seen him.

"No...what are you doing?" Dai Xiaojing hurriedly pulled him, "Where's my furniture?"

Lu Beibing looked at him coldly.

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

Well, he flew back from Antarctica specially to celebrate his birthday, and since he only came back at this time, the first question he asked about his furniture was a bit sad... But Lu Bei should not be a glass-hearted person.

Dai Xiaojing said with a dry smile, "I'm sorry, my friend drank two more glasses. I haven't seen you for a long time. Let's chat for a while."

"Then how many more times did you sleep?" Lu Bei heheed and asked mockingly.

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

Lu Bei didn't bother to talk to him, and left with his suitcase.

Dai Xiaojing stayed in place for a while, chased out, and watched the elevator door close, only to shout out in time: "No! What about my furniture?!"

The furniture was moved away by Lu Bei.

Mobility is not high.

Dai Xiaojing slept all night wrapped in clothes on the floor with a dazed expression, not trying to figure out what was going on with Lu Bei's nerves.

Lu Bei moved all the furniture to his apartment.

Not far either.

It is in the same building as Dai Xiaojing.

The reason for moving the furniture is because he bought this piece of furniture.Dai Xiaojing asked him if he wanted to live together, and he vacated his house within twelve hours.

It's not that Lu Bei is nostalgic or something, but that Dai Xiaojing's taste is too tragic.

Originally, Xiaojing bought this house on behalf of Xiaojing to live closer to Lu Bei, so that he could meet frequently. If paparazzi secretly photographed him entering and leaving the building, he could find an excuse to throw away the real estate certificate, saying it was a coincidence.This house is not Dai Xiaojing's base, and there are not many furniture, as long as he can live in it.And these few pieces are provoking Lu Bei's artistic aesthetics and cultivation over the years. If they don't change, Lu Bei feels that he might not be able to live with Dai Xiaojing.

Fortunately, Dai Xiaojing is indifferent and quite happy, teasing Lu Bei that he brought his own dowry.

Lu Bei replied with a sentence that counts.

Dai Xiaojing grinned and threw himself into his arms and started to wave again.

Ha ha.

It's all a fucking joke.

I also have a day when Dai Xiaojing will be green.

Bai came out with his parents, and the few times Bai was beaten, his uncle, his parents didn't bother to change his name when he made a fuss about it.

Lu Bei lay in his house, thinking coldly.

He didn't tell Dai Xiaojing about Lu Bei coming out to his parents, and he wanted to surprise him when he wanted to propose.

Yes, just a fucking proposal.

Although Lu Bei is not as frigid as he looks on the outside, he also has a traditional side. He just feels that the relationship is almost the same, so he still has to get married.

Of course, we can't get married at home, but even if we only go abroad for a cutscene, we still have to go through the cutscene.

It's all right now, don't fucking go.

He goes by himself.

Early the next morning, Lu Bei got up, had breakfast, sat on the sofa, drank honey water and read the script, when his phone rang, an unfamiliar number.

He pressed the speakerphone blankly.

"Baby~Baby~guess~guess~I~sei~~~~" Dai Xiaojing said meanly.

Lu Bei didn't bother to talk to him and continued to read the script.

"I'm on behalf of Xiaojing. In order to get through to you, I hurried to get a new card early in the morning. Damn, I was so touched by myself. The business hall just opened, and I was the first to go in. Oh, you If you have something to say, it’s too much to block black, and you’re not a primary school student.” Dai Xiaojing asked cracklingly, “Where are you? What’s the matter? I drank a little late yesterday, isn’t it all my fault? Say you want to come back."

Lu Bei: "Hehe."

Dai Xiaojing: "Fuck, don't you, can you have something to say? Say it well."

Apart from hehe, Lu Bei didn't know what he could say to this heartless thing.

Really, sometimes when facing Dai Xiaojing, I really get angry and don't know where to start, this guy is a fucking weirdo.

Said that Dai Xiaojing didn't care, he ran out early in the morning to get a new card, just to get through the phone.

Let's say he has a heart, the **** he didn't come upstairs to ring the doorbell all night and all morning!

Oh, Dai Xiaojing doesn't have an elevator card for this floor, so he can't get up.

Then go downstairs and ring the doorbell to die?

Fuck it, I used to think that Ye Jiuyue had a brain problem and had sex with Shen Weixing, but now Lu Bei felt that his brain had been bitten by a dog before he had sex with Dai Xiaojing.

Dai Xiaojing talked to himself on the phone for a while, his temper was good, he didn't get angry more and more, instead he became more humble, "Don't be angry, can I kneel down to you?" "I was wrong, Husband, I was really wrong, don’t be angry with me, I didn’t fall asleep all night” “I cried, I really cried, you add me back on WeChat, I’ll send you pictures of me crying, it’s so miserable "" "Say something~~~~~ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" "You can hit me, don't ignore me" "If you ignore me, no one will ignore me"...

Although it was obviously a fake cry, and it was very exaggerated, it was still crying.

Lu Bei listened to Dai Xiaojing singing a one-man show there, finished reading the script, put the notebook aside, picked up the phone, and asked coldly, "Who?"

"What who?" Dai Xiaojing said, "Oh, you don't know me, my high school classmate, the other day in the classmate group, it was said that our head teacher had a grandson, and everyone started chatting. Knowing that you are coming back, I am not thinking about you filming the documentary in Antarctica. The satellite is also filming elsewhere. Hualin and the others can’t get it all together. My parents can’t count on it. I’m bored by myself. Just say that I treat guests to a meal. It turns out that everyone hasn't seen each other for many years, so they won't let them go—"

"I asked who you brought back to sleep with." Lu Bei said.

Dai Xiaojing's chirping voice stopped abruptly.

The air is quiet, and time seems to press the stop button.

A few seconds later, Dai Xiaojing asked, "What are you talking about?"

Lu Bei hung up the phone.

One minute later, Dai Xiaojing called again.

Lu Bei picked it up again.

Dai Xiaojing said: "Oh, what you said, I didn't realize it just now. No, it's not what you think. It was two days ago, and she was also my former classmate. She just came back from abroad and hasn't been together for a long time. Drink After a few drinks, we chatted, and talked about the past—"

"Then took three sets and blew up balloons?" Lu Bei asked with a sneer.

Dai Xiaojing got stuck again, and three seconds later, before Lu Bei hung up the phone again, he hurriedly said: "What three tricks? No, it's really not, don't talk nonsense, I'm useless, I'm really useless, What are you talking about? No, take a step back, that condom is not my size either."

Lu Bei sneered: "I can use three of the different sizes. I can't wait. The battle is fierce."

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

He Xiaojing has never been a fastidious person, especially at this time when he got anxious and didn't care about anything else, he opened his mouth and said, "No, I'm not interested in being 1 now!"

"Then I misunderstood you, you were slept, ha ha."

Lu Bei hung up the phone.

With a dazed expression all over his face, Dai Xiaojing held his mobile phone, stared blankly for a while, thought for a while, went to the bedroom to dig through the pile of his own luggage left by Lu Bei on the floor, and found a pile of it. Condoms, after counting for a long time, I still can't figure out what it is.

The author has something to say: I would like to share with you a wonderful message from an enthusiastic audience in the previous chapter: Hahahaha Lu Xinnan just started to wonder if his gay friend and his brother were having sex, but later thought that his gay friend’s boyfriend and his brother It happened, and it turned out that his friend's boyfriend's buddy had sex with his brother. (Excellent is excellent, we still have to ban nesting dolls (?)

↑Then today's no-prize quiz topic appeared.

↓ Which of the following options is the worst?and explain the reasons in detail. (5`)

A. Lu Southwest

B. Jiang Yiliu