An actor who cannot become an Internet celebrity is not a good priest

Li Yi glanced at the wall clock on the wall. At 23:[-], Lu Yuyang should have been here for a while. I don't know how he and Xiao Xiao are talking.

Although Li Yi is an intermediary, it should be better to be present, but considering that Jian Xiao is an adult, if he can't even communicate well in the interview, let alone other things?What's more, even if he selfishly hoped that Lu Yuyang would do him a favor and keep him, he didn't feel that he would interfere with Lu Yuyang's decision if he said something with a shy old face. A little embarrassing.

But after all, he was the one who introduced him, he was a little nervous, he couldn't sit in the chair, he walked around the police station with a mug with a photo of him and his girlfriend in his hand, drinking saliva seemed to be brewing feelings His face was full of confusion, which made his colleagues look black. When he drank the last sip of water from the glass, he felt that it was time to go in and have a look.

Walking to the door of the PIO, and just about to knock on the door, there was a muffled "bang" sound from inside, which sounded like someone fell to the ground.

Um?what's the situation?

Li Yi paused when he knocked on the door, and then put his ears on it. The sound insulation of the door was not bad, he could only hear a few human voices, but the more he heard it, the more it sounded like a woman... gasps?

woman?respite!

I have a go, what's the situation!

Li Yi's mind suddenly had a big drama, and he didn't have the heart to knock on the door. He grabbed the doorknob and pressed it down. He pushed the door open and looked.

I saw that Lu Yuyang was riding on a [-] or [-]-year-old girl with most of his shoulders exposed, and his clothes were rather disheveled!On the sturdy right shoulder was a black unicorn soaring into the clouds, as if it was about to jump in front of him at any moment, showing off its domineering arrogance!

And the girl under him was pressed face down on the floor with her hands cut behind her back, struggling like a loach, but she didn't hear her utter a word. This scene is so fucking like that scene!

Li Yi was in a mess all of a sudden.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Lu Yuyang turned his head and raised his chin to Li Yi: "It's business, please close the door first."

Li Yi was still waiting for the chance, and didn't hear Lu Yuyang's words at all. Lu Yuyang frowned, and turned to Jian Xiao, who was stunned by the side, and said, "Go, bring your brother in, and close the door."

Receiving Lu Yuyang's gaze, Jian Xiao came back to his senses, nodded, walked over quickly, pulled Li Yi in, and slammed the door shut.Looking at the petrified Li Yi, he can quite understand in his heart, after all, he still hasn't figured out what happened in the blink of an eye just now!

The sound of the door closing shattered the stones on Li Yi's body. He reacted, and rushed to Lu Yuyang in a few strides. Just as he was about to ask a question, the girl suddenly raised his face, and the two met their eyes unexpectedly. , the air froze for an instant.

This girl is so pretty!

Fair and flawless skin, slender and long willow-leaf eyebrows, glowing golden eyes... and a pair of lovely antlers on the forehead... Damn it!What the hell is this fucking thing? !

Li Yi was startled suddenly, clutching his little heart and took a few steps back, swallowed, and suddenly understood how righteous Lu Yuyang was in doing the "business" just now, no wonder he closed the door, this thing It would be a sensation to be seen by other people!

Damn, what was I thinking in such a mess just now!dirty dirty...

"Li Yi."

Lu Yuyang suddenly made a sound, and Li Yi kicked his feet, raised his chest and retracted his buttocks, with a standard military posture: "Here!"

"Thinking wrong?" Lu Yuyang raised one eyebrow and looked at him playfully.

Li Yi's head exploded with a bang, and he laughed twice with his face flushed, watching the girl change the topic: "Director Lu, who is this?" , but the pupils are very clean, it really doesn't look like a monster.

Lu Yuyang didn't make things difficult for him, he lowered his head to meet the girl's angry eyes, and asked with a smile: "This girl jumped in from the window and said that it's okay to apply for a job, but as soon as we met, she caught me turning around and took off my clothes. Is it too much to use hands and feet?"

"You don't know what to do! I don't know what kind of dirty tricks you used to abduct the patriarch of my clan, and you dare to put me under you. I think you are impatient!"

"Abduction of your clan patriarch?" Lu Yuyang was amused by her bearded and glaring villain who complained first, "This girl, nonsense depends on the occasion and the target, doesn't it? Besides, your charges are too far-fetched. I abducted What does an old man in his 80s and [-]s do? Go home and offer sacrifices? Can you make some sense?"

Never thought about it, the girl snorted coldly, not intending to reason with him at all, "The evidence is convincing, and you still want to deny it! What kind of old man is the patriarch? He is clearly a 80-310-year-old kid!" !"

Only... 310 A two-year-old... child?

Li Yi was provoked by her godly logic and uprightness, making a "puchi" laugh on the spot.

Lu Yuyang couldn't help but also laughed out loud, the girl was furious immediately, turned around with great effort, opened her mouth wide at him, and threatened fiercely: "See if I don't burn you to death!"

Yo!In this posture, will it still breathe fire?

"Director Lu, be careful!" Li Yi and Jian Xiao were startled and shouted at the same time.

The girl's expression didn't look like she was joking at all, Lu Yuyang subconsciously wanted to avoid it, but unexpectedly, the girl pulled out her hand while he was off guard, and grabbed his collar tightly, with such force that he couldn't break free for a while.

To suffer!

Unable to break free, Lu Yuyang quickly raised his hand to block in front of him, trying to minimize the damage.

However, the expected scorching heat did not come for a long time, and he was silent for a few seconds. He hesitated and slowly removed the hand in front of him. Then, he heard a soft "poof", and the girl spat out a ball of blood. No, it was a small flame the size of a pea. The small flame happened to land on Lu Yuyang's cuff just in time, and it just happened to burn off a thread protruding from the cuff.

Seeing the faint black smoke rising from the small flame, Lu Yuyang's head was full of black lines: "...Thank you."

"Hey!" The girl turned her face away viciously.

Li Yi and Jian Xiao: "..."

This stalemate is not an option, Lu Yuyang felt that she should calm down, and planned to have a good talk with her, to resolve this sudden misunderstanding, and by the way...to add a strong man to PIO.

Unexpectedly, as soon as she got up from the girl, her body swelled little by little in front of the three of them, her beautiful face instantly became hideous, the antlers on her forehead elongated rapidly, and even slowly grew out of her skin. Bright red and translucent scales!

Ten seconds later, Li Yi stared in disbelief at the behemoth that almost occupied the entire office in front of him, raised his hand and rubbed his face hard, and after confirming that he was not dazzled, he stretched out his hand in a daze. Jian Xiao pinched fiercely on the thigh beside him, and only after hearing his muffled groan did he believe that the girl just now had actually turned into a legendary beast—a unicorn in front of them.

"Heh, you stupid human being, you must be scared!" Qilin looked down at Lu Yuyang, his golden eyes filled with arrogance.

"Lu..." Li Yi wasn't really scared, he watched Lu Yuyang's back worriedly, afraid that he wouldn't be able to accept the cruel truth that he had the audacity to ride a divine beast.

And Lu Yuyang, who was just one step away from the unicorn, just raised his eyebrows slightly, without any disturbance in his heart. After all, the qilin can only spray out pea-sized flames, which is not a threat to him at all. To bluff others, to bluff him?You can pull it down!

With a calm face, he took out a cigarette and lit it, and asked nonchalantly, "Li Yi, do you think we public officials should be more impartial?"

Li Yi was confused: "Huh?"

Lu Yuyang turned his head and smiled at him: "This unicorn is very rare, why don't we accept it and hand it over to the country."

Li Yi tilted his body and nearly fell over.

Qilin was furious, and roared at Lu Yuyang: "You!"

Lu Yuyang closed his smile, and spread his hand to her with a cigarette in one hand: "I really haven't met your patriarch, let alone abducted, I don't have that ability."

"You're still quibbling!" Qilin stomped down on his head heavily, but seemed to be scruples, just stopped on his head a finger distance away, and a small gust of wind blew his hair out of his hair. Messy sexy.

Lu Yuyang took a puff of cigarette lightly, and slowly exhaled: "You said that the evidence is solid, where is it? Take it out and have a look."

"On your right shoulder!"

right shoulder?

Lu Yuyang turned his head and saw that he met a pair of golden clear eyes of the same style as a girl. A trace of surprise flashed across his face, and he slightly tilted his face back. Now he could see clearly that there was an unexpected surprise on his right shoulder. A three or four year old boy!It has horns!

After reacting, what Chu Huaiyuan said last night flashed through Lu Yuyang's mind -- "a little thing that doesn't even grow hair" and Xu Qingchu's strange reaction when he looked at his right shoulder. He understood it all at once. It's a tattoo of something amazing on the shoulder!Then, the person who pressed his bed this morning is probably this guy...

Oh, this is really a combination of stolen goods, even if you jump into the Yellow River, you won't be able to wash it off.

Lu Yuyang sighed, and smiled kindly at Xiao Douding who was staring at him with big eyes blinking: "Patriarch?"

"A Yuan." Xiao Douding looked serious, pointing at himself with his little finger.

Lu Yuyang has always been tolerant of children, especially those with big eyes and good looks, but this little Douding who is too beautiful in front of him is not only a 310-year-old unicorn, but also the boss of the unicorn clan, and he secretly engraved the prototype on him On his right back shoulder, his heart tasted better than a bottle of soy sauce mixed with Laoganma.

"Ah Yuan." Lu Yuyang called him following what the little Qilin said, and when he saw him nodding in satisfaction, he took advantage of the old man's wish, gently pulled away the pair of incompletely transformed little hooves he was holding around his neck, and put him He lifted it from behind and wanted to return it to the girl, "Someone is here to pick you up, go back quickly."

Upon hearing his words, A Yuan frowned like an adult: "No, I can't go back with Lin Lin, Yu Yang is the one chosen by A Yuan, and A Yuan wants to be with Yu Yang."

As he said that, he twisted his body expressionlessly and wanted to get into Lu Yuyang's arms. Lu Yuyang was afraid that he would throw Jingui's beast, so he hurriedly hugged him into his arms, and shrugged to Lin Lin, who was so angry that his beard was blowing into the air: "Facts!" Proof, he stuck it up by himself."

Lin Lin's big eyes were full of hatred, and she said angrily: "Ah Yuan! What era is this? We don't need to choose human beings as guardians anymore. You just read too many messy books. Come on. You are the patriarch, how can you wander outside? Come back with me!"

"A Yuan is the patriarch." A Yuan raised her cold face from Lu Yuyang's arms, "Listen to me, you stay too."

Lin Lin froze immediately: "Huh?"

Lu Yuyang was taken aback for a moment, then grinned at Lin Lin: "Welcome."

Add two, now it's lively!

The author has something to say: There is a scumbag at home, he is cold in front of me, he is an enthusiastic puppy to my mother, spends my money, and loves other women!snort!

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