An actor who cannot become an Internet celebrity is not a good priest

Lu Yuyang couldn't speak directly about Chu Huaiyuan's matter, so Xu Qingchu obviously didn't believe it, but after drinking a cup of tea, Lu Yuyang's eyes regained their color, and he didn't say anything, just looked at Lu Yuyang's right shoulder a few more times In the blink of an eye, he said he was going back to rest.

Lu Yuyang sent him out and watched him enter the next door, only then was he sure that the neighbor next door was indeed Xu Qingchu. Turning around, I found that I just opened a family, and I was a little excited.

Sitting on the bed after taking a shower, Lu Yuyang raised his hand and touched his right shoulder. Xu Qingchu looked at this place just now with strange eyes. Although he didn't show it clearly, Lu Yuyang still felt it. It was that kind of surprise intertwined... awe?

He remembered that Xu Qingchu didn't look at him much during the day, why is he interested in his shoulder now?Could it be that Daoist Xu has developed a pair of clairvoyant eyes and saw the unicorn tattooed on his back shoulder?But even if he has this ability, it shouldn't be that look...

"General Chu, why do you think he looks at me like that?"

"Isn't he looking at me?" Chu Huaiyuan was serious.

Lu Yuyang: "..."

As for the painted face, I fainted after splashing a bowl of water, and my parents didn't recognize it, so I really have the face to say it.

"By the way, that little Taoist priest has some real skills. He can tell tricks at a glance. Unfortunately, the talisman is too weak, like scratching an itch. He needs to practice more, so he can beat my back next time. Hey, what do you say?" You look like a boy, why are you so cowardly at the critical moment? Aren’t you just like a little Taoist? After subduing people, you still worry that it’s not yours?”

Lu Yuyang didn't want to hear a word of Chu Huaiyuan's nonsense, he turned over and lay down under the quilt, closed his eyes and let out a long sigh of relief, pretending that he had fallen asleep, no matter what Chu Huaiyuan said, he would not respond.

Chu Huaiyuan sang a one-man show for about ten minutes before it stopped feeling bored.

As soon as the sound in his ears disappeared, Lu Yuyang quickly fell asleep.

This sleep, as always, is still a dream.

But this time, what I dreamed was not a battlefield, but a small quiet bamboo forest, with a gurgling ditch, a bowl of tea in hand, and the fragrance of the tea was wafting. A man in red was sitting opposite him, with his bony bones exposed under his wide sleeves. His fingers and face were shrouded in a thin layer of black mist, making it impossible to see clearly, but it was the first time in Lu Yuyang's dream that he felt the joy and ease from that old ghost.

Who is this man?friend?brother?It won't be an old friend, will it?

The full moon hung high, and the breeze blew up the gauze curtain. Under the bright moonlight, a small black shadow squirmed into Lu Yuyang's bed.

so hot...so heavy...

In a daze, there seemed to be a soft thing pressed on his chest, like an octopus clinging tightly on his chest, the weight was heavy, and it made him difficult to breathe, his nose was itchy, and something fluffy was stuck on his chin Crap, there was something hard and slippery against his face.

Ghost press?

Damn it, which ghost has the guts to press Lao Tzu's bed!Squeeze you to death!

After finally sleeping comfortably and being awakened by the pressure, Lu Yuyang's mood was definitely not much better. He frowned a little bit, struggling to wake up, but the moment he opened his eyes suddenly, the feeling of the weight on his chest disappeared. .

Waking up out of breath, Sa'er panicked, he "tsk" impatiently, poked his head and scanned around the room, but failed to see the shadow of the ghost, and fell back to the pillow, his first reaction was that the guy might run away. Now, the second reaction is that if that guy is unlucky, it would be a tragedy if he ran into the next room and was caught by the dedicated Daoist Xu.

Thinking of this, he cheered himself up, hummed a little tune after washing up, ordered a bowl of noodles for himself, and went out to work after eating.

While waiting for the elevator, he thought that when he arrived at the police station, the first thing he would do was to draw up a recruitment notice. After all, Li Yi was not one of his own, nor did he come from this way. Hades, the old man let go, he is not short of money!

There was a soft "click" sound behind him, which was the sound of closing the door. Without even thinking about it, Lu Yuyang turned around and greeted familiarly: "Good morning, Daoist Xu."

Xu Qingchu dressed very casually today, wearing a pair of sunglasses, looking more like a celebrity.The cold eyes from his sunglasses paused on Lu Yuyang's shoulders, and paused again when they landed on the [-]-bar bicycle he was pushing. Then he looked at him, with the same unfamiliar tone as when they first met: "Good morning, Officer Lu."

After saying hello, the elevator door just opened. Although the apartment was sold, the occupancy rate was not high, and there were no people at this time, so the elevator was contracted by the two of them.The elevator takes an average of three seconds to go to a floor, and it takes about a minute to go down to the 21st floor. Such a one-minute embarrassment is very uncomfortable. Lu Yuyang couldn't help but casually brought up a topic: "It seems that there is a little ghost hiding on our floor. It pressed my bed this morning. Is there any way for Daoist Xu to drive him away?"

"Ghost press?" Xu Qingchu frowned slightly, "How does it feel?"

Lu Yuyang thought for a while, and said, "It's fleshy, with a bit of weight, and it seems that there are horns on its head."

Hearing this, Xu Qingchu's eyes behind the sunglasses glanced at his shoulder again, and fell into a mysterious silence.

Lu Yuyang was looked at by him again and again, and he was quite puzzled, so he simply asked frankly: "Am I high and low?"

Xu Qingchu shook his head: "The one who is pressing you down should not be the brat."

"Huh?" Lu Yuyang raised his eyebrows lightly, "What is that?"

Xu Qingchu moved her lips, and just about to speak, the elevator just reached the bottom floor, and the door opened.Standing outside was a 23 or [-]-year-old young man with delicate features and a smart look. When he saw Xu Qingchu, he quickly called out: "Brother, the car is waiting, let's go!"

Xu Qingchu nodded slightly to Lu Yuyang, and walked straight away.

When he heard the key point, Lu Yuyang had a terrible toothache, but because of the presence of others, he couldn't follow up and ask, so he had to give up.

Looking at Xu Qingchu's back, he suddenly felt that today's day is really good!

***

PIO has an exclusive door in the Yaocheng Police Station, which opens on the side facing the kindergarten. It is a small secret door, very inconspicuous. You don’t have to go through the long corridor of the Yaocheng Police Station to walk through this door. By accepting the attention of the public, for Lu Yuyang, a polished commander who doesn't need to clock in, it avoids embarrassment and is quite convenient.

What's more, watching the soft and cute little ones through the window singing "Crabs have eight claws, and the two ends are so big", while dancing "Crab Fuck" with the teacher slowly, it is really healing.

Early in the morning, when Lu Yuyang, who had enjoyed double happiness, came to the Yaocheng Police Station, there were already people in the office. Hearing the sound of the door opening, the legs of the young man on the chair stiffened. As soon as the two met their eyes, he panicked. He jumped up, the chair was brought to the ground and he didn't dare to help him, he lowered his head tremblingly and ran out, if Lu Yuyang stretched out Erkang's hand and asked as gently as possible: "Jian Xiao?" He would have disappeared in a flash up.

Poured a glass of water for the embarrassed young man who kept snapping his fingers. Lu Yuyang sat down opposite him and looked at him calmly.

The appearance is still pretty, with typical almond eyes, but the end of the eyes is habitually drooping, plus heavy dark circles, no energy at all, thin, and the skin is still a little sickly pale.Sensitive, suspicious, timid, looks a little dull, behaves very uncomfortable, and most of them are slightly socially afraid.

Yesterday Li Yi heard that Lu Yuyang wanted to recruit an assistant, he hesitated and recommended his cousin to him, saying that he was struck by lightning ten years ago, and God gave him double yin and yang eyes.

Although it is a gift from God, it is really not a good thing.This person is timid by nature, given such eyes by force, he has to look at dirty things, and is often frightened, so his temperament becomes more withdrawn and sensitive, which made him fail to graduate from university.

In order to avoid those things, he hadn't left his room for a year. There were several lights on in the room no matter day or night, even under the bed. He didn't sleep well every day, and his spirit was always tense.Li Yi was worried that he might collapse at any time, and always wanted him to go out and do something to divert his attention. Just when PIO restarted, he wanted to let him try.

For Lu Yuyang, compared with ordinary people who can't see most of the time, Jian Xiao with double yin and yang eyes is naturally more useful, but this kid doesn't even dare to raise his face, fearing that something will happen to him at that time. will hold you back.

However, Lu Yuyang stared at his hair Xuan'er and considered for three seconds, and decided to keep him first, let alone whether he needed it or not, it was right to find a companion first, anyway, it was not short of money.

"It's considered official work today, take this and sit there, and write a report for me after reading it." As he said that, Lu Yuyang took a thick file bag from the filing cabinet and handed it to Jian Xiao, and then went to work on his own.

Jian Xiao held the document bag with a dazed expression on his face. He was forced out by his grandma crying, making trouble, and hanged himself. From the very beginning, he was ready to go home if he failed the interview, but he didn't expect to officially go to work without saying a word.He was full of doubts, but he didn't ask for half a punctuation mark, and sat aside silently with the file bag.

There was nothing written on the outside of the file bag except "PIO". Jian Xiao was still in a daze, not thinking about what would be inside. When he took it out and looked at it, he was so frightened that he shook his hands, and the photos and documents were scattered all over the floor.

While still in shock and at a loss what to do, Lu Yuyang on the other end just looked over and said, "Clean it up, don't make a mess."

The tone was neither salty nor dull, and the leader who seemed to have a bad temper didn't seem to care about his stupidity. Jian Xiao secretly heaved a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat from his palms on his pants, swallowed a mouthful of saliva and squatted down Pick up the ghostly, terrifying and bloody photos and related documents.

Lu Yuyang paid attention to Jian Xiao's movement from the corner of his eye, this rabbit-like newcomer still has advantages - not noisy, um, worry-free.

The printer in the office has been in disrepair for a long time and has been scrapped. The application for new equipment has been submitted and approved, but it will take two days to install it. Lu Yuyang was too lazy to find Li Yi, so he just took out a pen and paper and planned to write a recruitment notice by hand. At that time, just paste it on the small door, and you will be "destined by fate".

"I'm here to apply for the job!" A seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl suddenly jumped in from the open window. Beauty embryo.

"Apply?" Lu Yuyang raised his eyes to look at her, then looked down at the half-written word "Employment" on the table, dropped the pen, and curled his lips at her, "Welcome."