This villain spit milk [Quick Transmigration]

Zhou Xiaomiao attributed the weirdness of the shit shovel officer to his emotions of not wanting to leave the sea and being reluctant to part with himself. After all, it takes a lot of courage to let a fish leave the sea.

Zhou Xiaomiao couldn't help but patted her chest and promised: "Don't worry, I'm rich on the shore. When the time comes, I'll dig a swimming pool for you and bring in seawater so that you can swim in it too. I will definitely not treat you badly."

"Okay." The mermaid replied lightly. He had no illusions about the swimming pool he described, and he even suspected that what the other party said was actually a breeding ground built by some despicable villains in the Academy of Sciences!

Really, I don't want to trust him at all!

Now that it is confirmed that the shit-shoveling officer is willing to leave with him, Zhou Xiaomiao naturally has to plan to change how to connect with his own people. d

Because the excrement shoveler is naked, Zhou Xiaomiao barely has clothes to meet people, so Zhou Xiaomiao decided to go to a nearby town to find someone to pick him up, and then buy him clothes to pick him up .

After saying this proposal, the mermaid was silent for a long time. When Zhou Xiaomiao thought that the other party was reluctant to part with her, the other party only said softly: "You go."

"I will come back to pick you up, don't be afraid." Zhou Xiaomiao felt distressed, and patted his head vigorously: "I will not abandon you, why do you show such an expression."

The mermaid was dumb: "What expression?"

"It's not just your expression now, it's the whole person exuding the air that I'm unhappy, I'm very unhappy." Zhou Xiaomiao sighed helplessly: "But in our human territory, if you go out without clothes, you will Get caught as a pervert, otherwise how would I abandon you."

The mermaid said coldly, "You don't need to explain to me, I'm not unhappy."

"..."

Zhou Xiaomiao could only nod helplessly to the stubborn shit-shoveling officer: "Yes, you are not unhappy, then I am leaving, you wait for me for two hours, I will definitely be back in two hours."

"...En." The mermaid lowered her head, not wanting to reveal her expression. The harmony of the past few days has made him almost forget what kind of person the other party is. Now, coaxing himself to go ashore and leave the sea must be to sell him. ...

Heh, that's fine, only then can I take revenge in name only, so as to save him from dying too much in this life!

Zhou Xiaomiao hugged the shit shovel officer, waved to him, turned and left.

He is now relying on the system to send a message, make an appointment with them, and get them ready to buy two sets of clothes by the way, so that he can come to pick up the shit shovel officer.

As for this location, since the shit shovel officer is here, it means that there may be mermaids in this place, and they must not be exposed no matter what. I am not the original owner. I was blinded by hatred, and I was so swayed by interests that I hurt my savior. ...It's really the best!

Rushed to a nearby village near the sea, Zhou Xiaomiao finally found someone to pick her up. Zhou Xiaomiao quickly washed and changed her clothes, borrowed a car from them, and told them to wait for her here with the things she had prepared. , I drove to look for a car to find the shit shovel officer.

It took a while, and I don't know if the shit-shoveling officer thought he didn't keep his promise, and finally turned into a mermaid and slipped away... because he suddenly remembered, the shit-shoveling officer probably doesn't know how long two hours is! ! !

Because the opponent's life skills are full, except that occasionally turning into a mermaid to eat under the sea is different from normal people, the rest is almost the same as normal people, so Zhou Xiaomiao subconsciously evaluates each other according to the previous relationship mode.

Thinking about it now, the other party probably doesn't even know what a few hours are! ! !

The car slammed to a stop, Zhou Xiaomiao grabbed the co-pilot's clothes and ran down, shouting from a distance: "Norton Norton!"

The mermaid came out of the cave, saw him running over in a hurry, subconsciously reached out to catch him, and reprimanded him: "What are you doing in such a hurry, what should you do if you fall down, don't do this next time."

"I'm afraid you'll leave." Zhou Xiaomiao stuffed him with the clothes and pushed him into the cave: "I realized later that you probably don't know what two hours means, and I'm afraid you'll have to wait too long." I left when I got impatient, but fortunately you are still here."

The mermaid said lightly, "Don't worry."

"Enen." Zhou Xiaomiao waited to enter the cave, and asked with glowing eyes: "Then can you wear clothes? Do you want me to help you?"

As he said that, he quietly glanced at the shit-shoveling officer's legs, and couldn't help thinking about the mermaid tail he had seen before. Unfortunately, the shit-shoveling officer only showed his fish tail when he was in the water all the time. I am afraid of water, so I have never touched it.

The mermaid grabbed Zhou Xiaomiao's shoulders and led the person around, pushed the person away, and said as calmly as possible: "...you go out, I will do it myself!"

"Okay then." Zhou Xiaomiao didn't force her, she walked out of the cave, found a place to sit and draw circles, and began to think while waiting for someone. Regarding the shit-shoveling officer living in the deep sea, she couldn't measure it according to the past He is gone, and I need to teach the shit shovel officer how to adapt to the outside world and how to live in the current society.

Although the task is huge and arduous, he believes that he will teach the shit shoveler well!

With inexplicable self-confidence, Zhou Xiaomiao couldn't help but draw another circle, but the shit-shoveling officer actually refused to change his clothes. Hey, why do you feel that the shit-shoveling officer in this world is a little indifferent... Wronged.

"I've changed it." The person behind said softly.

Zhou Xiaomiao turned around, and saw the shit-shoveling officer who was naked just now. He was wearing a simple black casual clothes at the moment.

"Did you cut your hair yourself?" Zhou Xiaomiao leaned over curiously: "Wow, did you change your eyes and ears by yourself?"

Originally, the characteristics of a mermaid were still very obvious. For example, the excrement shovel officer’s fish tail is purple, so his eyes have always been a particularly beautiful glass purple, and his ears are also pointed like elves. Now they have all become The appearance of a normal person.

Zhou Xiaomiao pinched his ear curiously: "That's amazing!"

"It's nothing." The mermaid coughed lightly, and her ears began to turn red: "I just think it's safer to pretend."

"That's right." As expected of a shit-shoveling officer, he was as reliable as ever.

Zhou Xiaomiao almost didn't have to worry that he would say something inappropriate for the occasion, or do something that would reveal his identity.After all, the shit-shoveling officer is as reliable as ever!

The two got into the car, and Zhou Xiaomiao patiently taught the shit shoveler how to wear a seat belt and what a car was.

The mermaid listened silently, although he already knew it, but in order not to disappoint the other party's kindness, he still nodded seriously, pretending to learn.

In fact, most of his eyes were on the other person's face, and he couldn't help wondering, was he worried about himself...was he afraid that he would be exposed?But wouldn't it be better for him if he exposed himself?

He was in a hurry when he came, but he was slow when he went back. Zhou Xiaomiao said that his mouth was dry, and he found that the shit-shoveling officer had listened to it, so he was satisfied and proud. He never thought that he would have something to teach the shit-shoveling officer One day, it was like a turned serf singing!Ha ha ha ha……

After arriving at the hotel where he was staying, the special assistant who had been waiting for a long time greeted him immediately, and opened the car door for Zhou Xiaomiao: "Boss Jiang, are you okay?"

"It's okay, I'm just going to pick someone up." Zhou Xiaomiao unbuckled his seat belt, and then untied it for the shit shovel officer.The knowing special assistant immediately went around to the other side, taking advantage of the opportunity to open it for the mermaid.

The mermaid got out of the car, "Thank you."

Mr. Special Assistant pushed his glasses and said with a smile, "You are welcome."

Zhou Xiaomiao pointed at her shit-shoveling officer: "This is my savior, I was able to escape this time thanks to him for saving me."

"Yes."

After explaining the origin, Zhou Xiaomiao dragged the excrement shoveler inside and asked, "What's the situation outside now? You came to pick me up and no one else found out, right?"

Special assistant: "No one found out. Now the outside media know about your kidnapping and the company's unwillingness to help. Although Jiang Yuan was confused by this, the company's shares have already begun to fall."

Zhou Xiaomiao: "It's good if it falls. Now start buying individual stocks at a low price. Buy as much as you can. Have you put away all my seal-engraved materials?"

Special Assistant: "It's put away, and it's all locked in your safe."

"Okay, if Jiang Yuan dares to move, I'll let him taste what it's like to be in jail!" Putting it on the table and taking it away is much more serious than putting it in the safe.

Fortunately, this time I seized the opportunity and took the lead. In the past, Jiang Jiayu was unwilling to go too far in order not to hurt the foundation of the Jiang family. It's so miserable, but Zhou Xiaomiao happened to learn a lot of things in the shopping malls in the last world!

Besides, I am the boyfriend of the hero's younger brother, so no matter what, the hero will also stand on my side, and then I will try to persuade the heroine. Without his right-hand man, Jiang Yuan should not be able to make any tricks. , directly abolished.

Zhou Xiaomiao spoke directly to the special assistant about this incident in front of the shit-shoveling officer without any scruples, and the mermaid frowned. Is the development of the previous life also like this?Then why was he cornered in the end, and even had to betray his savior?

This life seems to be a little different.

After the discussion came out, the special assistant left and went back to his room to get busy.Zhou Xiaomiao sighed, fell onto the bed, and yawned very sleepily: "I'm so tired..."

The mermaid, who had been silent all this time, finally reacted a bit, subconsciously patted him on the back, and said softly, "Go to sleep when you're tired."

"No." Zhou Xiaomiao sat up abruptly: "I haven't told you how to use these electrical appliances yet."

"Need not……"

"Why don't you use it? You must have never seen these before!" Zhou Xiaomiao interrupted him, pushed someone to introduce from the table: "This is called an electric kettle, just add some water to the marked line, and then put it in On the base, press here..."

The mermaid stared silently. When the other party looked over, she nodded silently to show that she understood, and then she would be pushed to the next electrical appliance... The mermaid was a little helpless. In fact, he lived on land for a long time in his previous life. Really know it!

After explaining for a while, Zhou Xiaomiao was really going to be scrapped. She lay motionless on the bed, and fell asleep after 30 seconds. She looked really exhausted.

The mermaid gently took off his shoes, straightened his body to prevent him from falling, and finally looked at the other bed in the room, silently pulled the quilt to cover the person on the bed, and lay down herself.

As a mermaid who has just landed, he definitely has no sense of security, so he will not sleep alone. He is just playing the role of a mermaid who has just landed to deceive the other party's trust, that's right!

After successfully finding the reason for herself again, the mermaid hugged the person in her arms more contentedly, and fell asleep along with her.

Sleeping in the cave for the past few days, although there is a poop shovel officer as a human body pad, Zhou Xiaomiao still sleeps restlessly and uncomfortable, and finally touches the bed, Zhou Xiaomiao sleeps dimly, After sleeping for a whole day and night, I finally woke up with cramps in my stomach.

Zhou Xiaomiao curled up her body to relieve the pain, but she still didn't want to open her eyes and get out of bed, she just began to hum unconsciously: "So hungry, so hungry, so hungry... Mmm!"

Zhou Xiaomiao opened her eyes in an instant, smashed the taste in her mouth, turned over and sat up with bright eyes and opened her mouth wide: "More, ah!"

The mermaid picked out the fish meat and fed it to him: "I thought you were going to sleep on."

"I was woken up by starvation." Zhou Xiaomiao complained while eating, very aggrieved: "Otherwise I can still sleep, these few days are really tossing me to death."

The mermaid was silent.

"But to meet you, no matter how hard it is, it's worth it!" Zhou Xiaomiao subconsciously said a word of love, then swallowed the fish, continued to grow her mouth, and made a sound of ah.

The mermaid fed him the fish calmly, but his ears couldn't stop getting feverish, and his heart was beating so fast that he was a little flustered and his hands were trembling.

Damn it, I can't be fooled, and I absolutely can't be knocked down by sweet words, he is a fish who wants revenge, and the other party is his enemy, he is equivalent to a cat eating fish!Fish and cats were only eaten by fish and drowned by cats before, so what kind of feelings are there!

After the mermaid vetoed herself every day, seeing the other party obediently opened her mouth wide, waiting to be fed, she couldn't help picking fishbone to feed her... It was terrible, why couldn't I refuse him!

The mermaid lives in self-entanglement and struggle every day, with all kinds of big dramas going on in her heart, but she keeps her calm on the surface, so that Zhou Xiaomiao doesn't realize that her shit-shoveling officer has so many dramas.

A group of people rushed to City A unhurriedly. Zhou Xiaomiao would give a lecture to the shit-shoveling officer if he had nothing to do, and taught him all the life skills, and then he began to enjoy the shit-shoveling officer happily. daily care.

The Jiang Group has been in chaos for the past few days. People have even started to panic because of the frequent police presence. The group is now controlled by an illegitimate child, and even refused to save his brother because of this, he is simply a heartless person, after all, an illegitimate child who can't get on the stage!

Jiang Yuan dropped the information with a livid face. After thinking about it, he still couldn't help calling the other party: "How did you do it? You didn't kill Jiang Jiazhen, didn't you say that there is no evidence for death?"

"Oh, Second Young Master Jiang, you're blaming us wrongly. We followed what you said, we tied people up and threw them into the sea. Afterwards, Zhou Xuan just delayed the rescue time and ensured that he died. How can I deal with other things? Know."

"But the problem is, the police received a report, and he came back alive, and he is still looking for who the person who kidnapped him is!"

"You say it like this, we still have some doubts that you reported the crime and want to be alone!"

"Will I be so stupid? But now the police are strictly investigating, you have to get out of here as soon as possible, or we will all be finished!"

"Don't worry, we'll be leaving right away!"

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Yuan heaved a sigh of relief. Since it wasn't the other party, it might be the missing special assistant who caused the trouble. After all, it was the old guy who trained him to be a dog leg. He was really loyal. If he caught him, But don't blame him for being cruel!

"..."

Zhou Xiaomiao listened to the voice sent by the system, and transmitted it to her newly bought mobile phone for encrypted storage: Now that I have evidence, it will be easier to handle, wait for me to find a time.

[System: En. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: By the way, when did the heroine cross over?How did he receive Jiang Yuan's favor?

[System: It seems that the person who the heroine traveled through was a poor girl, and her father was a gambler who ran away after losing money. Jiang Yuan, who just threw you into the sea, was in a good mood and rescued her. Later, he paid off the debt for the heroine, and the heroine followed him to pay off the debt. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: Then the money he used is not mine [○｀Д○]

[System: It looks like this. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: ... Is Jiang Yuan going to save people now?

[System: No, he is in a state of desperation right now. Before he could do anything, he was interrupted by the police, and he didn't bother to save others. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: Tsk tsk, what does it mean to move the whole body? I have to get ahead of him, and then grab the hero's wife. When the hero's brother and wife are in my hands, he will definitely not follow me. Against (*^▽^*)

[System: It doesn't matter if the hero does the right thing or not, the point is to get him ashore! 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: Got it, got it.

After arriving in City A, Zhou Xiaomiao and the others quietly contacted the police, told the faces of the kidnappers that they could recall, and said that they did not want to startle the snakes, so they hid their identities first, hoping for the cooperation of the police, and confessed that they were kidnapped. The process of kidnapping has been thrown into the sea, and the process of being rescued by explorers.

After the police finished the notes, they promised that they would help to conceal the crime and bring the culprit to justice.

After finishing these matters, Zhou Xiaomiao went out again by himself. He didn't want to take anyone with him, but the shit-shoveling officer stared at him and followed him every step of the way. Zhou Xiaomiao had no choice but to hold hands with the shit-shoveling officer. to find the hostess.

The heroine was originally a knight in the rivers and lakes, but was framed and hunted down later, and was taken in by her master to become a killer in a certain building. Teammates leave, she hangs up.

It's just that she never expected that God has eyes to give her another life. Although the owner of this body is not doing well, it is better to live than to die, and to survive will have all possibilities.

Relying on the other party's diary, traces of survival, and other people's few words, the heroine quickly concluded that the other party's name is Tang Xingshi, a gentle and soft-tempered girl. She was originally born in a happy and well-off family, but since After my mother died of illness, my father, like a different person, began to drink, gamble, eat and die all day long.

In the end, she didn't expect to run away after owed a huge loan. Tang Xingshi was threatened by gangsters to ask for money, and she was harassed every day under too much pressure, and finally committed suicide... But the heroine rubbed her face, if those people waited If she recovers and dares to come, she will definitely tell them to go and never return!How dare you beat her up last time, what a shame!

The door was knocked suddenly, Tang Xingshi was a little vigilant and didn't make a sound.

"Is Tang Xingshi here? I'm your mother's friend. I just heard about these things recently. I want to talk to you." Zhou Xiaomiao tried to speak softly outside, so as not to cause the other party's backlash.After all, as a killer, vigilance is very serious.

The door was opened, and Tang Xingshi had no memory of the original owner, so she didn't know whether the other party was telling the truth or a lie, so she could only ask in a low voice, "Who are you?"

Zhou Xiaomiao thought for a while: "Is it your cousin?"

There is nothing closer than family love. After thinking about it, Zhou Xiaomiao decided to start with the other party's mother, so that the other party has no memory, and there is no evidence to prove it. What a good strategy!

Probably seeing that Zhou Xiaomiao had no malicious intentions, Tang Xingshi hesitated for a moment, and opened the door to let them in.

As soon as the light came in, Zhou Xiaomiao could see the other person's appearance clearly: "What's wrong with your face? Was this beaten by a debt collector?"

Tang Xingshi replied simply: "I'm sorry, they have moved out everything they should have moved out of the house, and there is nothing to entertain you."

"No, I was just curious to see it, but I didn't expect such a thing to happen." Zhou Xiaomiao sighed with emotion, and chatted with the other party a few more words to ease her vigilance.

Tang Xingshi was still saving face, asking a question and answering a sentence, probably because she was afraid of saying too many mistakes, or because of her personality, anyway, she cherished words like gold, and didn't say a single word.

The mermaid started to frown since seeing Tang Xingshi, as if she was thinking about something. He had come ashore before and had contact with the other party. The other party was obviously different from the previous personality, but it was completely different, as if it was a different person. But this kind of Tang Xingshi is her in the previous life.

What exactly is going on?What does it mean for people around her to find her?Could it be that he likes this woman?Otherwise, why did you come all the way to find her?

The mermaid's brows furrowed deeper and deeper, and somehow she felt that looking at the picture of a harmonious conversation was a bit of an eyesore, especially an eyesore! ! !

He remained expressionless for a while, then suddenly whispered: "I feel bad..."

"En?" Zhou Xiaomiao, who was still chatting just now, turned around instantly: "What's going on? Where is it uncomfortable?"

"The leg hurts." The mermaid sat next to Zhou Xiaomiao, and when he lowered his head to check his leg, he looked at her provocatively.

Tang Xingshi: "???"