This villain spit milk [Quick Transmigration]

[System: By the way, I don’t know why the magnetic field in this world is a bit strange, you have to pay attention, something might happen. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao:?

[System: According to the heroine's side of the plot, the heroine is actually a killer who traveled through the present. It is to appreciate him that a series of emotional stories will happen in the end. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: The story of the time-traveling girl and the mermaid?

[System: It can be summed up like this. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: It's bad enough.

[System: ...Anyway, because of time travel and the existence of mermaids, the magnetic field of this world will inevitably change. If you encounter monsters, run for your life, or call your father if you can't. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: ... What about you?What do I need you for?

[The system looks innocent: If I call Dad for you, even the monsters won't hear you. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: ... ###

The system is really getting more and more out of tune!Next time, I must let him eat dog food.Otherwise, I'm sorry for the torment he has done to me now.

Zhou Xiaomiao sat up angrily: By the way, you haven't said what the plot of this world is.

[System: The first is to fight against the illegitimate child, and the second is to force the male protagonist to go ashore. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: Huh huh?Why is it so easy this time?

[System: Because of the magnetic field, the judgment of the system is blurred, and it is difficult to make an accurate guess. It can only give you two normal directions, and the big villain has always been a bridge for the grafting of the male and female protagonists. Nevermind. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: ... Oh.

Although I don't want to say it, but every time I hear the system's explanation like this, I feel unhappy in my heart. He is not a magpie bridge. Every time he goes to a world, he has to work hard to build a bridge so that the male and female protagonists can communicate with each other, and the so-called male protagonist is still him. What about the shit shovel officer╭(╯^╰)╮

But the person who is suspected of being a shit shoveler has already left...

Why on earth did he abandon himself, and he hasn't come back for a long time QAQ

Thinking about it, Zhou Xiaomiao couldn't help but stood up and looked around. The place he was in was a reef area. It was probably because the mermaid couldn't swim through that's why he saw himself here. He stretched his feet tentatively and found that These reefs seem to be very large and not far away, but...

Zhou Xiaomiao will never admit that she has short legs!

But he really can't cross it, especially the reef under his feet is very smooth due to the impact of the waves every day. If he tried his best to cross it, it would be a small matter if he didn't step on it and knocked his front teeth. If he jumped into the water, he really wouldn't know it at all. swim!

The waves are still calm and the scenery is beautiful. Behind the reef in the distance, a slightly purple fish tail swims slowly in the water, allowing the man half-body exposed on the water to maintain a stable posture on the water.

He hid behind the reef, his purple eyes fixed on the person in front of him motionlessly, watching the person standing on the reef and looking around, the clothes on his body were not completely dry, and the slender figure of the young man was half stuck to his body, he beeped Muttering as if to say something, Bai Nen's feet stepped on the stone and stretched forward tentatively.

The young man looked very tall, but he couldn't reach the next reef even though he stretched his legs. The mermaid looked terrified and almost subconsciously wanted to rush out and give him a spanking before sending him back to the shore safely...

But the images that flashed in his mind made it difficult for him to take a half step forward for a while. He looked at the people in the distance with complicated eyes and struggled. He just felt that he was simply a psychopath. He had imagined many times at the beginning that he was not like this. As a result, why did it become like this now.

Soft-hearted, why on earth should I be soft-hearted!

He gritted his teeth and lowered his head, no longer looking at the young man in front of him, but immediately heard his exclamation...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhdhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—————" he was still wondering how to leave this reef just now Qun, why did the things under his feet suddenly start to move, and they even took him to run into the middle of the sea!

The mermaid behind the reef suddenly looked up and saw that the opponent was about to fall down, and couldn't bear it any longer, smashing the reef with a punch, and rushed out like an arrow with its tail.

The 'stone' under Zhou Xiaomiao's feet gradually accelerated from the slowness at the beginning, and even wanted to plunge into the water to play fish in shallow water. The body had already started to lean forward uncontrollably, Zhou Xiaomiao screamed , as the opponent plunged into the water perfectly, he was directly sent flying by the opponent's tail!

He was almost injured internally by this force, but now Zhou Xiaomiao, who had begun to fall uncontrollably, had no time to think about this, and tried desperately to swim to relieve his falling castration.But not being able to swim is really a flaw. He struggled and was swallowed up a little bit, and finally returned to the scene when he came to this world at the beginning...

The transparent blue water curtain, the faintly refracted sun beams, the heavy chest tightness and pain, and the falling body... He felt that he was tossed like this twice a day, and he probably wouldn't be able to get to the point of the plot!

With a soft "wow" sound, a person in the distance swam over swiftly and vigorously, hugging him and began to lift him up to send him out of the water. Naturally entangled and kissed each other, desperately absorbing his oxygen to relieve the feeling of chest tightness.

The mermaid paused, holding his hand slowly tightened, glanced at the 'reef' behind Zhou Xiaomiao, her gaze was slightly cold, she pointed her finger down, and saw that the other party nodded immediately, very obedient Going downstream, the speed is several times faster than just coming.

After dealing with all this, the mermaid patted the man in her arms, and led him out of the water. Seeing his violent breathing and coughing, although she didn't feel uncomfortable at all, she frowned slightly, and couldn't help worrying about him: "Are you all right?"

Zhou Xiaomiao hugged him and cried loudly: "Where did you go just now, do you know that I am most afraid of water, I almost died twice today!"

"It's my fault, I'm sorry, don't cry." The mermaid was so distressed, she patted his back comfortingly over and over again, while coaxing him, she held his little butt so that he could hang on her body.

He felt that he was really going crazy, how could he meet such a torturous guy, who made his heart tremble so hard that he couldn't even be hard-hearted, and he had to coax him nicely!He almost almost forgot why he came here to meet him!

After the person in her arms changed from crying loudly to sobbing, the mermaid walked silently to the shore with the person. Zhou Xiaomiao felt water touching her heels, and immediately hugged the mermaid more nervously, her legs tightly Wrapped tightly around his waist, almost using all his strength: "Shui Shuishui..."

"It's okay, I'm here." The mermaid's speed was very fast. When it reached the shoal, the tail of the fish in the water swayed twice and turned into human slender legs. She walked up step by step with the person in her arms, and finally found a shelter from the wind skillfully. I led someone to hide in the cave, and said in a low voice, "Is it cold? Why don't you take off your wet clothes first?"

"Then don't go..." Zhou Xiaomiao hugged his neck pitifully.

The mermaid was stunned for a few seconds before sighing helplessly: "...Well, I won't leave."

Only then did Zhou Xiaomiao let him go, stripped herself naked, and looked at him eagerly: "Hug!"

This kind of cute and murderous look is almost a foul. The mermaid covered his face with her forehead, and then she regained her composure and said, "I'll hang your clothes to dry first, wait a while."

Zhou Xiaomiao pursed her mouth: "Oh QAQ"

The mermaid took a deep breath, finally made up her mind to get up, went outside the cave, cut some bamboo poles, carried them back and set them up to dry Zhou Xiaomiao's clothes. He searched the nearby caves, and sure enough, he found an adventurer or a survivor. I picked up some fish and seafood and took them back. After lighting the fire with a waterproof lighter, I cleaned the small bowl and cooked seafood soup.

After doing all this, the mermaid has a bit of a bad face, why on earth did she do it!He obviously wanted to torture him, but in the end it was me who was being tortured!

Zhou Xiaomiao was still looking at him, his eyes were a little dazed but also a little inexplicable, he was thinking that he was so nice to him as soon as they met, there was really no one else except the shit shovel officer, but according to the plot, he should be the male protagonist The younger brother saved it, so the male protagonist in this world is not a shit-shoveling officer anymore?Or is the shit shovel officer still able to sense his own danger and came here on purpose?

Zhou Xiaomiao whispered, "What's your name?"

The mermaid paused, thought for a few seconds before slowly saying, "Norton."

Sure enough, it's not the male lead, this time it's the poop shovel officer who is the male lead's younger brother!Zhou Xiaomiao restrained her other expressions, and said with a smile: "My name is Jiang Jiayu, thank you for saving me twice, if you need help, I will definitely help you!"

The mermaid stared at the hot seafood soup, her face hidden behind the white mist: "There is indeed something that needs your help."

"En? What's the matter?" Zhou Xiaomiao raised her head and sniffed her nose vigorously, ah, the delicious fragrance.

Of course it will kill you!

The mermaid sighed, and finally remembered why she came to see him: "You will know later."

Zhou Xiaomiao: "Well, can we have dinner?"

"Wait a little longer." The mermaid chopped off some thinner bamboo branches, made a spoon and chopsticks, washed them and handed them to Zhou Xiaomiao: "It's ready now."

Zhou Xiaomiao looked at the spoon in her left hand in a daze, and then at the chopsticks in her right hand, wondering: "Aren't you a mermaid who lives in the deep sea? Why do you know more about the basics of daily life than I do?"

"I..." The mermaid's complexion changed, and she put the small bowl on the stone, and after giving herself a chance to buffer, she said slowly: "People often come to this island for picnics and adventures, and I learned it by sneaking into the water. "

Zhou Xiaomiao suddenly realized that most of the attention was still taken away by the seafood soup. The seafood soup without any condiments was boiled milky white. Stir it with a spoon. The scallop meat, fish meat and oyster harry in it are simply rich in products. .

The pure seafood taste is slightly salty because it is boiled in sea water, but it is just right for the taste. Zhou Xiaomiao's eyes are shining, and he is affirmed in his heart for the craftsmanship of the excrement shoveler.

Seeing the excrement shovel officer staring at him, he couldn't help stopping his chopsticks and asked: "You also cut a pair of chopsticks for yourself, and eat with me. You must be hungry after working for so long."

"I can go to the sea to eat directly when I'm hungry." The mermaid looked at his small bowl: "There is no need for you humans to be so troublesome."

Zhou Xiaomiao was a little moved: "Is it better to eat it directly?"

"You're a human being, so you can't stand it, you can't eat it." The mermaid immediately refused.

Zhou Xiaomiao pouted, he is not a human being, he is actually a kitten, can a kitten eat raw fish?

[System: Not even cats, don't you think about how old you are, if you eat some raw meat, will you die?Your body shape cannot be opened, and your digestive system has been unable to digest raw meat. Even if you usually eat cooked meat, the excrement shoveler will always provide you with goat milk. Living such a fine life, if you want to return to basics... Haha. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: ... I see.

Zhou Xiaomiao was a little dejected, but she still ate everything dissatisfied with the movements in her hands. Finally, she burped in satisfaction and followed the excrement shoveler to watch him put out the fire and pack up the tools before putting them back, so that if other people Can be used in any dangerous situation.

As soon as she turned her head, she saw naked people running around, and the mermaid's face was a little stiff: "Go back to the cave, why did you come out?"

"I want to see what you are doing!" Zhou Xiaomiao blatantly walked the bird, pattering her calves and following the shit shoveler, causing a certain mermaid's mind to be full of bouncing dicks... It's terrible!

Although Zhou Xiaomiao openly walks the bird, the mermaid is not much better. She just made a simple grass skirt out of grass and leaves, and because of her erratic walking, she was scratched by a follower's paw!

Zhou Xiaomiao: "..." Trying to keep an innocent face, we are all men anyway, so it doesn't matter.

Mermaid:"……"

He really needs to teach this tortured goblin a lesson, tell him to keep a distance even if he is a man, and if you dare to do the same in front of others in the future, I will take you... the mermaid, and your mind cleared up again. What can be done, of course, is to kill him, so he can still enjoy a few days of good time, and I will definitely kill him in a few days!

Just bury him here, in front of this cave...

At night, there was a strong wind blowing by the seaside, and the temperature dropped suddenly. Even if the two of them had a cave to shelter from the wind, the temperature was really cold. Zhou Xiaomiao hesitated for a moment, and then leaned over to the shit shovel officer and sat next to him.

In fact, he still prefers to sit in the arms of the shit shoveler, mainly because he sits on the ground with his butt naked, which is uncomfortable and uncomfortable.

The mermaid followed his eyes to look at her legs, and felt the longing eyes of the other party. She didn't know what was going on and felt terrified. There was a feeling that she was not afraid of thieves stealing, but she was afraid of thieves thinking about her. But he soon discovered that I thought too much, and the other party seemed to want to sit on my lap!

But the two of them are not wearing clothes now, he has become weird now, naturally he has to keep a distance from him, otherwise he doesn't know what he will do, the point is that he is here to kill to torture him—

All the shouts were after looking at each other's small eyes, his actions were faster than his thoughts, he patted his thigh, and subconsciously said: "Come and sit if you want to do it."

The eyes of the person in front of him lit up, he immediately stood up and patted his little butt, walked to the shit shovel officer and sat in the shit shovel officer's arms with his back turned.

The mermaid, who was still secretly annoyed about what kind of evil she had fallen into, looked at the red marks left on his buttocks, and frowned slightly, wanting to rub her... But, forget it, she really is getting more and more strange up!

He took a deep breath, seeing the person in his arms leaning against his chest very naturally, his body still couldn't help but start to stiffen, it's really...! ! !

Zhou Xiaomiao guessed what the excrement shoveler must be thinking, but he was too tired this day, and he really couldn't think about anything, and finally fell asleep in a daze in the familiar warm arms.

The mermaid stretched her arms around the man and hugged him silently, secretly thinking that there is no sense of accomplishment after being tortured here, and she should start after he returns to Jiang's house, yes, this is the right way!Make him lose everything he cares about!

Super Mermaid Fierce smiled smugly. He doesn't do anything now just because he doesn't want to do it!

In this way, he was a hero in his heart until dawn. He saw that the person in his arms turned his face slightly, as if he didn't want to face the sun, so he carefully turned his body to cover it, so that people could sleep better.

When Zhou Xiaomiao woke up, the sun was already high, and the shit shovel officer was carefully putting on his underwear, and then felt that the position of the dick seemed wrong, so he adjusted it.He nodded in satisfaction, and when he was about to put on his trousers, he saw the two slender, fair legs in front of him slowly lift up, actively cooperating to put on the trousers.

Mermaid:"???"

He belatedly raised his head and looked at Zhou Xiaomiao who was staring at him with wide eyes curiously. He only felt the heat rushing down his neck to the top of his head in an instant, and his whole body was in the heat of the steamer. His face turned red and he almost fell pregnant. The people in it are thrown out.

Zhou Xiaomiao raised her leg: "I'm so tired."

Only then did the mermaid come back to her senses, and hurriedly supported his legs to put on his pants, and then gave him the shirt: "You can wear this yourself." After speaking, she hurriedly left the cave, looking for a place to self-examine up.

Zhou Xiaomiao was at a loss, what happened just now?Seeing the shit-shoveling officer's appearance... turned out to be a rare blushing? ? ?

Wow!It's not easy!Zhou Xiaomiao felt a little emotional, so many worlds came down together, this is definitely the first time for him to see the poop shovel officer so shy that he blushes and has a thick neck.

[System: Get out of here quickly, you still have a plot! 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: System, you first quietly send a message to the special assistant of the original owner, let him start to collect evidence not to grow, and then send a message to the media saying that I was kidnapped and no one in the group is willing to contribute. By the way, contact the lawyer Keep my stake.

[System: These are fine, but what do you want to do? 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: Of course it is to guide public opinion. Hold them back first, and let him have a better life before I go back. I won’t go back then, but they are the ones who are anxious.

Zhou Xiaomiao pondered: By the way, remember to ask the special assistant to find someone to call the police, saying that they didn't know about it all this time, and they were ordered to take a vacation for a long time.In the plot, the reason why the original owner fell so quickly was because all his arms were lost and his rights were emptied, so it depends on whether he will let them go back to the company!

[System: ...Okay. ] Zhou Xiaomiao, what has he experienced, and why is he dealing with things more and more...

"Wow, it's grilled fish!!!" Zhou Xiaomiao's eyes suddenly lit up, and she hurried out after getting dressed.

[System: ...] He took back what he wanted to praise before ▼_▼

After living with the shit shovel officer for a few days, Zhou Xiaomiao learned from the system that his people had been found, and the system simply sent the news quickly, so the strength belonging to Zhou Xiaomiao has not collapsed, otherwise Zhou Xiaomiao You can only wait for the police to save you.

So here comes the problem. According to the original plot, Norton did not leave with the original owner, but just likes wandering around here, expecting the other party to come back to see him.That's a bit bad. If you want to complete the second point of the plot and let the male protagonist go ashore to meet the female protagonist, then the younger brother must be in danger to force out the male protagonist.

But I don't want to hurt the shit shovel officer, so I can only take him away. I believe that the hero will go ashore to find his younger brother soon, and finally meet the heroine by accident. Everything will be fine!So we still have to find a way to take away the shit shovel officer.

[System: In fact, you don't want to be separated from the shit shoveler in your heart, do you? 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: You talk too much!

[System: Hypocritical kitty ▼_▼]

Zhou Xiaomiao: It doesn’t conflict with the task at all, does it?

[System without words to refute: ...]

After making the system speechless, Zhou Xiaomiao happily ran out of the cave to find the shit shovel officer, and threw himself on his back from behind: "Norton!"

The person who was looking at the sea with his back turned back skilfully fished it back, held his little butt firmly, and said helplessly, "Is this boring again?"

Zhou Xiaomiao circled his neck, put her mouth next to his ear, and whispered: "Norton, would you like to leave here with me?"

As soon as these words came out, Zhou Xiaomiao could already clearly feel that the body of the person behind her was slowly stiffening, and she didn't speak for a long time. Zhou Xiaomiao probed to look at him, but the other party rarely avoided his sight.

Zhou Xiaomiao was a little anxious: "Is your reaction that you can't do without the sea? Then you can tell me, I will come back to see you in the future, I just asked, if you like here, you can stay here, I didn't think Make it difficult for you."

The mermaid shook her head: "It's okay, I can leave with you, but I'm a little... conflicted!"

He rubbed his forehead and smiled wryly. He really couldn't remember anything these days. He almost forgot what the real purpose of finding the people around him was. When he came, all the tortures had been prepared. But lost in his tears.

He shouldn't be like this, how can he forget what happened before, if he doesn't propose to leave, how long will it take him to wake up from this dream, no matter how much he likes him, but sometimes, revenge should be It is right to take revenge!