This villain spit milk [Quick Transmigration]

Zhou Xiaomiao's laughter was particularly loud in the ears of a group of ignorant people, and the team members yelled dissatisfiedly: "Jia Rui, you actually laughed at us, we followed you, and you are also one of us, the most delicious that."

Zhou Xiaomiao poohed him: "Who is with you?"

"It's you!" "Yes, it's you" "Jiao Xiaozhu hahahaha" "Not to mention anything else, it's really edible."

Zhou Xiaomiao gave them a white look, and didn't bother to pay attention to them. Her eyes were behind them, and she paused for a moment on the heroine who went downstairs quietly, and then she quietly retracted her eyes.

The three reunited, and the real Shura field began!

During the meal, Zhou Xiaomiao sat in a position where the male protagonist on the left and the female protagonist on the right. He was stuck in an awkward position in the middle, and even the team members winked at him, signaling that he was a light bulb.

Zhou Xiaomiao bit the shrimp viciously, pulled the shrimp skin away with his teeth, and ate it in one bite. For some reason, he suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, as if his usual rice bowl was used by someone else, and he couldn't control it. Want to get angry!

[System: I understand the truth, but why do you compare your shit-shoveling officer to a rice bowl? 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: Because for me, food is the biggest thing, and I am expressing the importance of shit shoveling officer!

[System: ...] Believe in your evil

A small plate of peeled shrimp was pushed in front of him, Xu Yuan said lightly, "Eat!"

"Oh." Zhou Xiaomiao ignored the 'condemnation' eyes of the team members, and had no intention of giving way to the heroine next to her, so she stuttered.What's the matter, thinking about his rice bowl and trying to steal his food?If it is too much, he will turn his face!

Xu Yuan picked on the fish again, and asked in a low voice, "Do you want to dip it in sauce?"

"Well, I don't want it." Zhou Xiaomiao's bulging cheeks kept stirring: "I like delicious food, and I don't need dipping sauce."

"Okay." Xu Yuan pushed the teacup to him, "Drink some water."

"Uh-huh."

Zhou Xiaomiao was completely used to being served by the shit-shoveling officer, so she didn't feel anything was wrong at all.

The other team members felt that they didn't see it, and always felt that their captain seemed to have raised a son... It is said that the two grew up together. It seems that they must have been fed more than once or twice. So the tacit understanding is cultivated in this way?

Xu Yuan suddenly raised his head and looked at the team members who were staring at Zhou Xiaomiao in front of him, their eyes were cold, and their dark eyes were full of warning.

The team members frightened for a second, and immediately lowered their heads to eat in unison, okay, okay, don't look at it if you don't look at it, I'm afraid of this cold light scan!

Xu Yuan frowned slightly. He didn't think there was anything wrong before, but now in front of Zhou Xiaomiao, he felt that the team members still had the intention of booing, and they were always inexplicably guilty, as if they were caught cheating...

But he didn't cheat, these were all made by the team members themselves, and had nothing to do with him.If the people around him really misunderstood, he would die unjustly.No, another day he needs to abuse the players in the game and give them some warnings.

Sometimes it is understandable to boo well in good faith, but if you keep booing and repeatedly bring up something that does not exist, it is malicious booing.Maybe the team members didn't have any malicious intentions, but to ensure his innocence.He must contain these people from the root.

Xu Yuan didn't realize at all that in order not to let people around him misunderstand that he was cheating, he had to prove his innocence, which was completely nonsensical and had no basis at all.

He just subconsciously felt that he couldn't be misunderstood by the people around him...and he felt that there was nothing wrong.

Zhou Xiaomiao ate a full meal, and collapsed on the sofa lazily, not wanting to move.Xu Yuan sat with him, rubbed his belly, and said helplessly: "It's not that I won't give you food, you see your belly is full, just eat enough and fill you up next time, I don't care about you. "

Zhou Xiaomiao hehe: "Forget it, I will find a wife and let her take care of me in the future!"

Xu Yuan's hands stopped, and he said in a cold voice: "You are lazy and can eat, who wants to be with you. Don't harm other people's little girls."

Zhou Xiaomiao was unhappy: "Even if I really can't find a wife, you can't say that about me, do you know why? Because they must be ashamed of themselves because of my beauty!"

Xu Yuan pinched his little face: "Let me see how thick this skin is to say these words!"

Zhou Xiaomiao resisted and struggled to slap his hand away: "You have a thick skin! Is this young master not good-looking? If I go to Weibo and ask for marriage, someone will definitely marry me. Believe me Do not believe?"

Xu Yuan snorted coldly: "How old are you, what do you want to do, just stay with me honestly."

Zhou Xiaomiao pouted: "Overbearing!"

He knew it would be like this.Although he really wanted to tease the current shit-shoveling officer, but in order to confess his plan, he had better hold on.

If he really pulled people out of the fire and caught himself at that time, then regarding the matter of confessing his confession, the Shura field would probably become even more angry.

The daily routine after dinner is probably that everyone will chat together, and then practice in a team game in the living room, and cultivate a tacit understanding by the way.

So soon there were only Zhou Xiaomiao and Xu Yuan left on the sofa in the living room. The other team members were practicing very seriously, and the heroine was also inside.

It was a relatively good opportunity to get in touch, but because the shit-shoveling officer banned him from playing games and called it protecting his eyes, Zhou Xiaomiao could only watch helplessly and had nothing to do.Because on issues of principle, the shit shoveler never backs down!

Zhou Xiaomiao is sloppy, adhering to the fact that if you don't let me play, I won't let you play either.When Xu Yuan got up to serve as a substitute to help the players line up, he kept making trouble by the side.

Xu Yuan had no choice but to pinch his cheek: "Don't make trouble, if I lose, I will punish you without food for dinner!"

"Then I'll go home and eat!" Zhou Xiaomiao was not afraid, and continued to poke him, poke his neck, poke his shoulders, as well as his waist, abdominal muscles and thighs... watching him gradually tense his muscles I can't help but laugh.

Xu Yuan had no choice but to grab his hand whenever he had time, and let him do whatever he wanted when he had no time. Occasionally he stopped and grabbed Zhou Xiaomiao and rubbed his head for a while, messing up all his soft hair, blowing out a few strands of little hair , I feel a little relieved.

In the end, the heroine took the initiative to say to Zhou Xiaomiao: "Why don't I take you to the back garden, anyway, I just want to relax my eyes."

Together with the hostess!

Zhou Xiaomiao's eyes brightened slightly, and she hurriedly agreed: "Okay, okay, I don't seem to have been to the back garden yet, so I'd like to ask Miss Sister to take me to see it."

The hostess smiled: "You can just call me Guan Lin, don't call me Miss Sister, since I started playing games, I feel like a rough guy, and I can't get along with Miss Sister at all."

"No, I feel that you are far worse than a rough guy, these few people are."

"Should I be honored to be praised by a male god who is loved by thousands of fans?"

"Haha, you're welcome."

Zhou Xiaomiao chatted with Guan Lin, and gradually walked away, completely ignoring the shit-shoveling officer next to him who was breathing gradually low, and walked without looking back.

Xu Yuan: "..."

He squeezed the mouse in his hand, resisted so much that he didn't pick it up and drop it on the ground, who needs her kindness!Even if the other party made trouble, she would still enjoy it, so why would she call the people around her away!

The team members looked at me and I looked at you, and couldn't help but mourn for Zhou Xiaomiao for a minute.Look at it, you can't wink, look, take away his girlfriend, his boyfriend is not happy.If you don't wink next time, you will probably be beaten.

When the team members were silently mourning for Zhou Xiaomiao, the cold-faced captain suddenly turned his head to look at them, and his breath became more ruthless: "I am very serious to inform you of something..."

Team member: "..." shivering.jpg

At this time, it was the cold and warm spring, and the scenery in the back garden was not very attractive. There were only a few small green plants on the bare branches, and the flowers were all withered and did not bloom.

Zhou Xiaomiao and Guan Lin sat on the bench in the back garden, feeling the only good sunshine, making them feel warm.

But when the surrounding area quieted down, they suddenly had no common language and couldn't talk at all, so they became speechless to each other and the atmosphere was awkward.

Zhou Xiaomiao leaned on the bench, drowsy from such a comfortable sun, and didn't really want to talk, squinting her eyes, in fact, she wanted to sleep more.

[System: Why sleep!Now is a great opportunity to complete the plot points, hurry up and don't be cowardly! 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: ...you are so annoying QAQ

【System: I am doing this for your own good :)】

Zhou Xiaomiao: Bah!

[System: Hurry up, it's okay to complete the second plot point first! 】

Being urged by the system, Zhou Xiaomiao had no choice but to cheer up and chat with the people next to her: "Sister Guan Lin, how old are you, I call you sister, right?"

Guan Lin smiled and said, "I am the same age as the captain. Since you are already calling Captain brother, it should be fine to call me sister."

"Ah, then I'll call you Sister Lin." Zhou Xiaomiao sighed: "I didn't expect that I would be the youngest with you."

Guan Lin looked at him from the side, and suddenly said: "You seem to be the shortest boy."

Zhou Xiaomiao covered her heart, and was stunned by the sudden arrow: "My heart is pierced, can I not talk about this topic?"

"It's okay, it's okay." Guan Lin comforted him with a smile: "I'm shorter than you, and I didn't say anything."

Zhou Xiaomiao was wronged: "But you are a girl, I am a boy, why should I compare my height with you, I should compare myself with other team members."

Guan Lin: "Why the other team members instead of the captain?"

Zhou Xiaomiao choked, and whispered, "Because he has a higher QAQ than normal boys."

The height is really his eternal pain. Every time this happens, he can only comfort himself that he is taller than Xiaomiao now, it’s okay, it’s okay.

Guan Lin laughed instantly: "Hahahahaha."

Zhou Xiaomiao: Excessive QAQ

After arguing for a while, the two of them eased up a bit compared to the beginning, and the subsequent chats became more natural, and the relationship seemed to be a bit closer.

Zhou Xiaomiao feels that it is possible to get to the point now: "Sister Lin, you have become an e-sports player, and you definitely don't have time to dress up for a date, so how do you find a boyfriend? Internal digestion? I feel that e-sports is full of rough guys, even myself. not live."

Guan Lin was startled, then smiled and said, "There are some who are not rough, the captain is more self-disciplined."

Zhou Xiaomiao's heart skipped a beat, and she immediately joked, "Sister Lin, I'm so sad when you say that, don't I have self-discipline? Could it be that my position in your heart is also that of a rough guy? "

Guan Lin laughed: "I don't know about self-discipline, but I can see narcissism, hahahaha!"

Zhou Xiaomiao: "..." This heroine is too much QAQ

"I can't talk anymore these days. You have talked to death. Sister Lin, you are so poisonous, you will not find a boyfriend."

"Don't worry, I don't have any ideas yet." Guan Lin deliberately teased him, "So should I use my tongue before I find a boyfriend?"

"Farewell." Zhou Xiaomiao said: "I'm so serious about promoting myself, you can't even tell, and you also say that I am narcissistic, I am really wronged."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Guan Lin didn't think much about it at all. She subconsciously positioned herself as a sister, and never thought of falling in love with a boy younger than herself.

"Sister Lin, you will regret it, you can't find anyone better than me in the e-sports circle!" Zhou Xiaomiao said, "I'm not very tall, so who else can compare to me? Really!"

Guan Lin: "Well, this face is really incomparable."

"...Nonsense!"

After chatting for a while, Zhou Xiaomiao still felt that it was not good to confess her love for the first time, so she did not continue the chat after a proper reminder.

The two of them sat for too long and felt uncomfortable, so they got up and discussed going back. When passing by the flower pergola, Zhou Xiaomiao suddenly smelled a faint smell of smoke. Although it was very faint, his nose was too sensitive and not I like this taste, so I still follow it and turn around.

Behind the flower vine trellis, Xu Yuan stood there with his back to them, with one hand in his pocket and the other hanging down, with a cigarette with sparks in his fingertips.There were a few cigarette butts in a mess around his feet, which fully proved that this person had been standing here for a long time.

Zhou Xiaomiao wanted to go there, but Guan Lin grabbed her and dragged her away.

Guan Lin warned in a low voice: "When the captain is in a bad mood, don't bother him. The captain must not be very happy just now, so don't make trouble."

Zhou Xiaomiao: "Sister Lin, why is he unhappy?"

Guan Lin: "I don't know about it. Maybe it's because of too much pressure. The captain is smoking more and more fiercely now."

Zhou Xiaomiao: "...Oh!"

The two entered the villa first, and Xu Yuan soon followed. He went upstairs with a cold face without saying hello, and slammed the door of his room loudly, fully expressing 'I'm very upset! '

Zhou Xiaomiao: ...I always feel that such a shit-shoveling officer seems a bit naive.

【System: It's a matter of saving face and suffering :)】

Zhou Xiaomiao: Well, do you think he is jealous?

[System: I don't know if he's jealous or not, but if you make him perverted, you'll definitely be worse off later. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: ...

He thought it would be better for him to go and see the shit-shoveling officer, at least to improve his impressions and save himself who was about to confess.

Thinking about it, Zhou Xiaomiao took advantage of the others not paying attention, quietly went upstairs, opened the door and looked at the man sitting by the bed.

He slipped in and closed the door, and asked, "Brother Yuan, what's the matter with you? You were playing games just now, so what happened to me?"

Xu Yuan lowered his eyes, his attitude was very cold: "It's nothing."

Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."

Zhou Xiaomiao, who was slapped by the shit-shoveling officer for the first time, was a little aggrieved, and pouted, "Since I'm fine, I'm leaving!"

He turned around to leave, but just as his hand touched the doorknob, he was grabbed by the person behind him and pulled back again.

Zhou Xiaomiao struggled: "What are you doing? Let me go!"

"I'm not angry yet, but you have quite a temper." Xu Yuan really lost his temper at all, threw him on the bed, and wrapped him tightly in a quilt.The long legs rested on it and successfully suppressed Zhou Xiaomiao: "Okay, don't be angry, I apologize for my attitude just now, I'm sorry, it's my fault."

Zhou Xiaomiao said angrily: "I'm not angry, but I'm going to be angry when you look like this!"

As he said that, he tried to struggle again, but the long legs on his body were too heavy, no matter how much he resisted, he couldn't escape the suppression at all, his little face turned red, his soft hair was messed up by rubbing, and he couldn't escape instantly. image.

Xu Yuan laughed: "I was afraid that you would run away again, lest our young master ignore you for a long time."

"Brother Yuan, you are really unreasonable. I came to see you with good intentions. They all said that you can't disturb you when you are in a bad mood. I risked my life to come up, and you just treat me like this. Get your legs away!" Zhou said Tired, Xiao Miao lay on the bed panting slightly, fully proving how invincible the long legs really are.

Seeing that he was no longer struggling, Xu Yuan sat cross-legged, released him from the quilt, smiled, and before he could speak, his head was suddenly clamped by his legs, and he was thrown directly on the bed. The strong man threw himself on him very cruelly, and gave him a... tickle!

"Hahahaha don't, don't make trouble hahahaha..." Xu Yuan was not afraid of anything, the most feared thing was probably being tickled. At this moment, he was completely powerless to resist being attacked, and almost burst into tears from laughing.

Zhou Xiaomiao stopped her hands and said proudly: "Look at you, aren't you happy now? If you have any unhappy things in the future, just tell me and I will help you solve it?"

There was still a little smile on Xu Yuan's face, and then he realized that the other party was for him.Feeling touched and soft in my heart, I agreed: "Okay, I must tell you what will happen in the future, you... remember to help me!"

Zhou Xiaomiao patted herself on the chest and assured her, "Don't worry, I will do what I say!"

After the fight, both of them were a little tired and lay down on the bed to rest.

Zhou Xiaomiao looked at her watch and turned over lazily: "It's getting late, I think it's time to go home."

Xu Yuan looked at him sideways, "Why don't you stay here tonight? Don't run back and forth."

"Oh no, if I don't go home, the housekeeper must be worried again. I have to go back and let him see that I'm alright." Zhou Xiaomiao sat up and straightened her hair.

After coaxing the shit shovel officer, he can leave with peace of mind.

Xu Yuan followed suit and sat up: "Then I'll take you back."

"For sure, there are no taxis here." Zhou Xiaomiao's unceremonious attitude actually made Xu Yuan feel better. He likes people who depend on him like this, and likes the feeling of being needed.

He found a coat for Zhou Xiaomiao to put on, and he took the key to send Zhou Xiaomiao away.

The living room was quiet, and the crackling keyboard that had been smashed in the past had also dropped eighteen degrees, so I didn't dare to make any noise at all.

Everyone knew that the captain was not in a good mood, so naturally he didn't dare to make mistakes. It would be too miserable if he was beaten up because he was fired too much.

When everyone was worried and thinking about what to do for lunch, they saw the captain's door upstairs suddenly opened, and everyone immediately sat upright, staring at the computer without squinting.

Zhou Xiaomiao ran downstairs in Xu Yuan's voice of "run slowly", packed up her things and greeted the team members: "I'm leaving, see you tomorrow~"

"See you tomorrow!" The team members responded enthusiastically immediately, and observed quietly, and found that the captain who had just rushed back upstairs in a huff, unexpectedly went out again in a better mood?

His eyes chased after the captain and the captain, and after sending them out of the house, he suddenly realized that it seemed to be the credit of Jiao Jiarui... As expected of a good brother, he was able to coax the captain in just a few minutes.

It's so good, the afternoon meal looks delicious again!Thank God!Thanks Jiao Jiarui!

Guan Lin: "..."

A group of foodies are gone!

Zhou Xiaomiao was sent home without leaving the shit shovel officer behind, so she patted her butt and got out of the car and left.

Xu Yuan looked at him helplessly from behind, and waited to make sure that he really entered the door, and was picked up by the butler who came out before leaving.

In fact, Xu's house is not far from Jiao's house, and Xu Yuan could even pass by his own house on the way to send Zhou Xiaomiao home.He hesitated, but in the end he drove the car and flashed past.

Before he was 26, he promised his father that he would never come back.Then come back to see him after I'm 26 years old.

It is rare to be self-willed once in life, and he hopes that he can be more self-willed...even more crazy.For example, Shaw misses his brother!

The car disappeared in front of the door like an arrow leaving the string, and the system broadcast ended immediately.

Zhou Xiaomiao clicked twice: Is this the legend that I treat you as a brother, but you want to cheat on me?

[System: This rebroadcast is because I want to remind you that if you don't confess, your shit-shoveling officer will come to confess to you, and if you complete the plot points by then, you will die :)]

Zhou Xiaomiao: ... I just said why you are so kind and want to broadcast it to me suddenly [Big Cry.jpg]

[System: Am I not doing this for your own good? 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: No, you are the one who put the knife on my head!

[System: ▼_▼] Stupid cat who doesn't know kindness, just let him die if he is pissed off.

Zhou Xiaomiao: Three days, give me three days, I will definitely confess QAQ

[System: Good! 】