This villain spit milk [Quick Transmigration]

Xu Yuan's expression was not very good, he leaned on Zhou Xiaomiao's chair and approached him, and told him very seriously: "Don't do this kind of thing to them in the future."

Zhou Xiaomiao was speechless: "It's just a blown kiss."

Xu Yuan frowned: "Then do you know that this action of yours will be captured as a moving picture, what will YY look like? There are everyone on the Internet, and you never know where your action will appear in the next second. From now on, I will start to reduce the live broadcast time and watch the barrage as little as possible, understand?"

"You said it's just yy, and some people on the Internet only have keyboards. We're afraid he won't succeed? If there is a big trouble, I can sue them for portrait infringement!" Zhou Xiaomiao began to log out of the account.

"You can't do YY either. If you see some filthy language one day, it will definitely ruin your good mood. If I don't resist well, there are some theories of victim guilt on the Internet that will make people collapse. Internet violence is nothing. Good experience."

"It's just a blown kiss. What kind of foul language is there? Brother Yuan, why are you as feudal as an old man?"

Zhou Xiaomiao continued: "And why do you always feel that someone is flirting with me and blowing kisses? Could it be possible that there are still people who can respond to my blown kisses?"

Xu Yuan: "..."

He lowered his eyes slightly to cover up his emotions that were almost exposed, and said: "Why, don't you listen to my brother? I won't harm you. My team will broadcast live regularly. What's the point of live broadcasting for so long? I will deal with everything, so I must know better than you, and I will not harm you, trust me, don't behave like this during the live broadcast, and you are not allowed to behave like this to anyone, do you hear me? Huh?"

Zhou Xiaomiao didn't want to continue discussing about a blown kiss across the screen, so she could only nod her head indiscriminately: "Okay, okay, I know, I won't, I don't dare to do this again."

He began to suspect now that the person in front of him was really his shit-shoveling officer. After all, with such dominance and possessiveness, he really couldn't find another person.

If the other party is really his shit-shoveling officer, even if he hasn't discovered or recognized himself, he still subconsciously begins to control him. This kind of subconscious reaction hidden in his heart is really simple.

Zhou Xiaomiao said: "It's morning, your team members should have woken up, let's go down and have a look."

Xu Yuan: "Okay, you go down first, I will come later."

"Okay!" Zhou Xiaomiao got up and left without asking any more questions.

After Xu Yuan and others left, the suppressed emotions were completely released. He leaned on the chair to cover half of his face, feeling that he was going crazy.

Just a word from the other party can make him almost defeated.Because only he knew what kind of mood he was in when the other party blew a kiss, and he couldn't control his anger at blowing a kiss to someone else and his horror at his body's reaction.

He sighed slowly, he was always worried, probably Jiao Jiarui didn't know how attractive he was, his unisex appearance was almost invincible, even his brother who grew up with him for many years , all under a blown kiss, completely uncontrollable, let alone others.

So he didn't know the seriousness of this matter at all, he knew that Jiao Jiarui was not happy, but it didn't matter, he could control him and supervise him more.Because Xu Yuan is one year older than Zhou Xiaomiao, he has been taking care of and educating him as an older brother since he was a child.

So this time, he still attributed his current mood to the mood of his elder brother disciplining his younger brother. He was always afraid that his younger brother would be taught badly by some people in the live broadcast.So he needs to supervise more!

When Xu Yuan was doing psychological construction for himself and trying to attribute his emotions to the feelings of his elder brother and younger brother, Zhou Xiaomiao had already gone downstairs to mingle with the team members.

At this time, the living room has been cleaned very clean by the part-time workers, and it is not the same as when they just came here. The members also got up one after another, and started to go downstairs to find something to eat, shouting hungry.

Zhou Xiaomiao was also hungry. He sat on the sofa and looked at the busy aunt in the kitchen closely, and said obediently: "Auntie, I want to eat garlic fish, can you make it for me? Thank you~"

"Okay." The aunt liked this big boy with a cute personality very much, and asked again: "Is there anything else you want to eat, I will make it with you."

"Boiled shrimp and boiled shrimp!" Zhou Xiaomiao was suddenly excited, "Otherwise we will have a seafood feast this morning!"

"Boiled shrimp is not as delicious as spicy crayfish." The team members suddenly appeared and leaned on the sofa with sleepy eyes.

"No, I don't like chili." Zhou Xiaomiao pouted, "I don't care, I said it first, you have to listen to me."

The team members laughed: "All right, all right, listen to you."

Only then was Zhou Xiaomiao happy, and happily shouted to the kitchen: "Auntie wants to cook shrimp and eat fish!"

"Okay!" Auntie answered loudly, busy in the kitchen in full swing.

The team members clicked their tongues a few times: "Oh, our little Jiaojiao is being favored, just look at Auntie who is willing to cook delicious food for you."

Zhou Xiaomiao raised her chin: "Of course it's because I look better than you!"

The team members covered their hearts: "I'm heartbroken, old iron, this is the only place where I can't compare with you. If you have the ability, you can compare games with me."

"Okay, okay—"

"He can't play this afternoon!"

Zhou Xiaomiao hadn't finished what he promised, when he saw a person walking down the stairs slowly and refused him in a cold voice.

Zhou Xiaomiao looked confused:? ? ?

Xu Yuan handed the phone to Zhou Xiaomiao, and said softly, "It's left in my room, remember to take it well."

Zhou Xiaomiao took it casually, put it in his pocket, and asked, "Why can't I play this afternoon? Is there something wrong?"

"You have to control the time you spend on your mobile phone and computer." Xu Yuan replied, sitting next to Zhou Xiaomiao, calmly separating him from the team members next to him.

"Oh, my eyes are really not short-sighted, you believe me." Zhou Xiaomiao suddenly sat up straight and supported Xu Yuan's shoulders to get close to him, blinking his eyes to let him see clearly: "Look, look, my The eyes are really not nearsighted!"

Xu Yuan: "..."

This wave of staring at each other made him cower.

"Look at me!" Zhou Xiaomiao continued to get closer, and Xu Yuan could feel his clear and shallow breath hitting his face, which was numb and itchy, and his heart was touched a little.

He lowered his eyes slightly: "If you say no, you won't, and it's useless to look at it. I don't know what's wrong with your eyes."

"Oh, look carefully." Zhou Xiaomiao chased him, making him have to look into his eyes: "Is it still as bright as before? Is there no change? Can I play games this afternoon?"

"No." Xu Yuan refused coldly, but unconsciously placed his hands on his waist, supporting his body, lest he fall off the sofa.

Zhou Xiaomiao acted like a baby: "Brother Yuan, Brother Yuan, you can't treat me like this. I came here to form a team with your teammates. I didn't come here for nothing!"

"Didn't I just play with you? Why is it better for them to accompany you if I accompany you?"

"No, no, it's just that he formed a team of five people, and the five-member team was a blast."

"Then don't look for me next time, I won't save you."

"Don't, I'm wrong, can't I be wrong? Brother Yuan, spare me!"

The team member next to him: "..."

I always feel that the two people next to me are flirting, and I am the shining light bulb.

Well, this must be an illusion. After all, they have always had a very good relationship. The jokes between brothers should not be flirting, illusions, illusions!

The three sat on the sofa in a strange atmosphere.

Zhou Xiaomiao's coquetry and playfulness failed to make Xu Yuan let go, so she ignored him angrily, and shrank in a corner in a daze.

Zhou Xiaomiao: Based on Xu Yuan's performance this morning, I can be sure that he is definitely a shit shoveler!

[System: How to say? 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: Do ​​you think the possessiveness of this part is not the same as the domineering character that does not give in at all?

[System: There are two worlds together, you are right if you feel right, it's none of my business ▼_▼]

Zhou Xiaomiao: Hey, aren’t you a system?Do robots fart?

[System: I can simulate farting, and I can emit a stinky smell, do you want to smell it? 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: ...Forget it.

[System: ▼_▼]

Originally, I wanted to discuss it with the system. Xu Yuan must be the shit-shoveling officer, but I was frightened by this system that can fart. Zhou Xiaomiao knew that he was no match, so he retreated automatically.

Zhou Xiaomiao began to think on her own, if Xu Yuan was really her shit-shoveling officer, how would she reach the plot point of fighting him or not talking for a month?

After a month of cold war with the shit shovel officer, and then go to confess to the heroine, um, will I die a miserable death?

He felt that he should find a safe way, for example, pretending that he didn't recognize the shit-shoveling officer, and then pretending that he didn't know his feelings?

He should be the first to act against himself. In this world, he didn't rush forward at the first time, which means that he must have a little fuzzy understanding of himself. Taking advantage of this stage, why don't you confess your love to the heroine first?

Zhou Xiaomiao's thinking was interrupted by the scent wafting from the kitchen. Zhou Xiaomiao sniffed hard, and his stomach immediately made a rumbling sound: "Ah, I'm so hungry!"

The voice echoed everywhere, and a group of people floated down from upstairs as if sleepwalking, shouting, "Ah, I'm so hungry..."

Xu Yuan: "It's time to feed the slaughtered pigs again :)"

Zhou Xiaomiao: "Hahahahaha."

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