The prince is crazy

There are no Jiazi in the mountains.I don't know which night it was in Yuling Mountain, I lazily hid in the orange and made an appointment with Doctor Xu in my dream, but it seemed that an old friend fell into the dream.

"Grandpa... Grandpa..." The low male voice was mixed with cicadas, making it extremely noisy.

"Huh?" My mind was in a mess, and I could barely make out that an acquaintance was calling me in the courtyard.

"The Second Prince has accepted the Crown Princess into the palace, and the Crown Princess sent Luan Feng to speak to the Crown Prince..." The man's voice was worried and flustered.

"What prince... are you blind! Didn't you see that the master is a woman?" Throwing an orange towards the shadow in front of me, I coughed twice indiscriminately, and opened my eyes, "Your Crown Princess of Chu State Why are you so flirtatious? The crown prince has only been crazy for a few days, and your crown princess is eager to remarry. Is your crown prince worthy of the crown prince? Thinking about when your crown prince married your crown princess, he kowtowed three times and bowed nine times at the gate of the prime minister’s mansion , and won the mercy of the Crown Princess..."

The man who called himself 'Luanfeng' saw that I was awake, and immediately bowed his head and said: "This... the prince, don't worry and be angry... The princess told Luanfeng that she had a reason for marrying the second prince..."

"Wait...don't talk about the princess...what did you say your name was, even crazy?" I'm not interested in the beauty of the princess. The letter of divorce she wrote to the master is still sealed on the bottom of the shoe!Although Tomato described him as "the jade mountain will collapse", he also has self-knowledge and knows that he is a fat man!But since the beauty dares to divorce the master, the master still wants to trample her under his feet!

Thinking of the bloody cloth under my feet, I couldn't help but burst out laughing a few times. Doctor Xu must never have imagined that I would hide that letter of divorce in my shoe!

"Yes..." Luanfeng looked at me in horror, "I don't know..."

"It's nothing, little lunatic! I'm just curious about your name..." I reached out to pick my ears, and fell on my back. People in this world seem to have a big tongue when they speak.

"Yes..." I couldn't see the little lunatic's expression, but I could imagine his fearful look!

"Just like the crown prince is pretending to be a girl in Yuling Mountain at this moment...the crown princess...the crown prince has always been thinking about the prince..."

The little lunatic's voice was extraordinarily hypnotic.It seems to be more charming than the 26 letters of English...

"Really?" I flipped over and rolled in front of the man who called himself 'Luanfeng' by starlight, looking into his eyes, "Are you sure the princess is thinking about you, not you?"

Luanfeng's eyes are not big, it can even be described as having only one slit, which makes his entire face ugly.But the affection in his eyes can't be faked... That deep love makes my [-]-year-old bean curd dregs crumble to the bone.

I threw another orange towards Luanfeng, I rolled away from Luanfeng's side, found a place with a lot of oranges, and sat up with my legs crossed: "Luanfeng, I want to hear the story between you and the princess."

"I think too much, Luanfeng and the princess are just friends of gentlemen..." Seeing that I took the initiative to mention 'Princess', the little lunatic didn't hesitate, and immediately dutifully threw himself under my elephant's legs at a [-]-degree right angle.By the way, he drew his sword with the momentum of sweeping Kyushu, and stabbed his neck with a three-foot green point.

Seeing the cold weapon glowing with cold light, I couldn't help but roll some unsuitable scenes in my mind!What is the show of the bamboo forest in the bellyband, the show of the flowers and feathers, the show of the lotus in the long river... um... Doctor Xu seems to be very good-looking when he practices swords?I touched my chin, which already had two layers of flesh—what is the old saying?As light as a frightened bird, as graceful as a dragon swimming?Uh, no!Yao Ruyi shoots nine sunsets, what is like a group of emperors and dragons soaring...

"Do you know what the previous sentence of 'Just as Jiang Haining clear light' is?" I raised my eyebrows and glanced at the little lunatic.

"Master Hui, it's 'Come Like Thunder, Receive Wrath'..." The little lunatic trembled.

"You know stomachache too? Uh, no, Du Zimei..." I was amazed at the talent of the little lunatic, and it was hard for a messenger to recite ancient poems.

"Uh, Grandpa..."

The worried look in the little lunatic's eyes made me happy, it's rare to see a person who misses the Lord!

"Isn't this written by the master!" The little lunatic reiterated.

"Really?" I scratched my head with a smile, "How do I remember that I can't write with a brush?"

"I used to be the soul boy of the late emperor Zhu Pi!" The little lunatic shook his sword hand.

"Soul boy? What is that? Is it possible that the master is reincarnated?" A scene of a bunch of white-bearded old men kneeling in the hall and divination and fortune-telling emerged in my mind... Uh, no, the soul boy seems to be drawn by lottery?I seem to be confusing □□ with the prince?

"Master..." The little lunatic took out a jade tablet from his sleeve and handed it to me as if resigned to his fate.The glossy luster tells the impressive identity of the owner of the brand.

But, looking at the two crooked dragon patterns on the sign with disgust, I think that sign is a bit hot.

"What are those two words?" What is illiterate, I will not admit that I am.

"Uh... Luanfeng guess... Maybe it's a 'soul boy'..."

"Uh..." Can the word 'soul boy' be engraved in the shape of a dragon?I grabbed the jade token in Luanfeng's hand and threw it towards the well not far away. The pattern of the dragon shape has been worn out for a long time, so I don't care about it!

"Ah! Master!" Seeing me throwing the jade token, the little lunatic became anxious!

"It's just a sign..." I patted the little lunatic on the shoulder.

"But... Luanfeng once promised with the Lord, the card is alive, the card is dead..." The little lunatic's sword was half an inch closer to his throat in an instant.

"Uh, don't scare me with suicide..." I scratched my head and forced my attention back to the face of the little lunatic who was begging for death, "If you want to kill yourself, you should use a belt, or a sword or something, It's too fast. It's hard to have a chance to repent...Look..."

I demonstratively removed the belt wrapped around my hand, and wrapped it around my neck: "Use your right hand to tie a knot on your left wrist, then stabilize your left hand, and tighten your right hand...uh...ah...oh ..."

"Grandfather's belt..." The little lunatic was completely captured by my actions, "It's hard for Grandpa to dress up as a woman..."

"Uh..." My throat choked, "Don't interrupt! Just focus on watching my grandfather commit suicide!"

"Yes... Luanfeng knows that suicide is second to none..." The little lunatic agreed.

"Nonsense! What is second to none! Master, this is the best!" I gave the little lunatic a look, and I continued to play the role of life mentor extremely dutifully.Of course, the master knows that it is unreasonable for the master to have the belt in his hand, but who made the women in Yuling Mountain have the waists of water snakes?Who did Grandpa's bucket offend?You know, rolling your eyes, sticking your tongue out, etc., are all a piece of cake for you!Ordinary women can't do it!

It is extremely uncomfortable to be strangled to the point of death. When I can't breathe, I reluctantly let go of my right hand.

"Understood?" I gave the little lunatic a dying look, and I shook my head to loosen my muscles.Uh, the sound of 'creaking creaking' told Grandpa, Grandpa's cervical spine seems to be out of order!Why!These days, old arms and legs are really inconvenient!Back then, I was also a fat girl who could kneel down and be dragged to do a hundred sit-ups!Alas, it is really difficult to maintain the perfect figure back then. Is ninety, ninety, ninety achievable by ordinary people?I squeezed the autumn fat on my waist angrily.

"Little lunatic! You see, I have lost a lot because of you!" At the end of his life, Tuo Gu took off the belt and handed it to the little lunatic, "It's your turn..."

"Huh?" The little lunatic seemed unable to accept my honesty, "Master, is this?"

"Hey! Little lunatic, which one of us is with whom! You say that you and the beauty are friends of gentlemen, are you stupid! Tell me, are you a gentleman, or the princess is a gentleman? The princess is a woman Ah, can a woman be like a gentleman? Confucius once said that only a woman and a villain are difficult to raise... I have taken care of the cabbage for so many years, and finally I was beaten by you pig... Don't comfort me, The beauty has been thinking about Grandpa...Master knows, it's not the beauty who misses Grandpa, it's your beauty who misses Grandpa..." I looked at the moon with great concentration.

"Father..."

I regretted hearing the cry of the little lunatic, he was just thinking about something he shouldn't be thinking about.Originally, I didn't know that he had feelings for the beauty that he shouldn't have... He should insist that he and the beauty are friends of gentlemen...

"Little lunatic, you..." I hesitated for a moment, but I still planned to do a good deed.As a woman, I still feel guilty for delaying the beauty for so many years.According to that little girl Tomato, the beauty and I have been married for five years.Alas... the beauty is ten years older than me!

In detail, I still suffer!