The prince is crazy

"Ah! Orange! This orange tastes so good! Tomato, would you like to take a bite! Ah! Look, this orange has eighteen petals, you must have stolen it! Oh, poor orange, you Why didn't it grow on the face of the damn pineapple!..." I sat in the pile of oranges and howled ghostly, while rubbing the head of the tomato sitting beside me.

Tomato is a little girl in her teens, who is said to be the last disciple in Yuling Mountain.

"Senior Sister Hezhuo, you must not damage the medicinal materials in this courtyard! Uncle Yuanwei has already participated in the disciple's qualifying competition for you, so please don't mess around here! Also, me and Senior Sister, how many times have you said that my name is Fan Lu, not a tomato. The owner of the mountain is named Bo Ruo, not Pineapple... Hey, Senior Sister, don't break the tangerine peel, the owner of the Liu family is waiting to use it... "

"Hey, isn't a tomato just a tomato, isn't a tomato just a tomato, isn't a pineapple just a pineapple, isn't a pineapple just a pineapple, how can you be so pedantic?" He dug out another one with black spots from the mountain of oranges, and quickly peeled off the orange peel.After looking at it for a long time, I found that the black dot did not look like a map of China, so I threw the orange peel into the trash can I was carrying with me.I thought I could find a treasure.

"What pedantry! How can there be a fruit called a pineapple or a tomato in the world! I just can't figure it out. How can someone as powerful as my uncle accept an apprentice like you, my sister?" Tomato has always had a sharp mouth. , generally can beat me to pieces!

"What are you talking about! Don't open your mouth if you don't know anything! Master is from another world. In that world, men and women, eat and drink, there is no big Chu Kingdom, and there is no Jade Spirit Palace..." I raised my head at 130 five degrees Looking up at the palm-sized sky above the Yuling Mountain Herb Garden from an excellent perspective.I always feel that I am not from this world, because no matter what I come into contact with, two words will pop up in my mind, such as 'thatched cottage' and 'WC', such as 'Longyang' and 'Joji'.

"I also saw in my dream some worm-like carts, they don't need to be pulled by oxen, and they don't need to be dragged by horses. As long as there is white smoke, they can move quickly on a downed ladder. Uh, I'm familiar with the word "moving", and I seem to be a loyal fan of it..." I happily looked at Tomato, who was already immersed in my narration, and got up and tugged on the flowing fairy skirt that was already on my knees.Children are good, they believe anything... Thinking of Fengli's eyes when I said this to Fengli... Uh... Anyway, I just don't know how to lie.

Throwing away the orange kernel in my hand, I reached out and touched the tomato's head, and sang in harmony: "Ah! Fengxi, Fengxi, think high, and the times are chaotic and perilous...Longxi, Longxi, Fengyunhui, let out a long cry Spread your arms..."

"Stop singing! Bad senior sister! No matter how much you sing, I won't like you!" I sang to the point where an orange petal was suddenly stuffed into my mouth.

"Cough, cough, cough..." I was choked... Seeing me in a panic, tears seemed to glisten in Tomato's eyes.Is she moved by me?She's just a little girl in her teens!I tried my best to hold back the joy in my heart, with my left hand on my hip, and my right finger pointing at the mountains and rivers: "Whoever realizes the big dream first, I know it by myself in my life."

"Teapot!" The scolding came to my ears through the wall, and I couldn't help sitting back on the pile of oranges, "Pineapple, is she in a bad mood?"

Although she gave me a slap half a month ago, since she provided for my food, clothing, housing and transportation, and gave me a bed of cold jade, I had long ago given up my mind to care about her.She's so stingy, she just ate her two oranges, and she called me a teapot!But if you think about it carefully, if you look at my actions just now—one arm on your waist as the handle of the pot, one arm straight out as the spout, and your body as the container, what is it if it’s not a teapot?

Teapot, teapot, big belly and empty mouth... pineapple is really unfriendly to fat people.

I touched my stomach sadly: "I thought she was in a very good mood..."

"How can the owner of the mountain be in a good mood!" Tomato gave me a white look, "Uncle stabbed the owner of the mountain dozens of swords in front of so many people, are you the owner of the mountain or sister?"

"Oh..." If Pineapple has no tolerance, then there is no tolerance!It's not as good as Imperial Physician Xu, why bother to get angry with me!I looked at the tomato sadly, and I broke off a few plump orange petals and stuffed them into the mouth of that dead girl, "Hey, I got it! I got it! Oranges are for you! I'm here for you, don't go with Xu Yuanwei." Make a small report!"

"What a small report! Senior Sister He Zhuo, Uncle Yuanwei asked you to wear a fairy skirt to make you look less inappropriate. Look, there is no woman in Dachu who has not left the court to show her knees... ..."

With a blushing face, Tomato gave me a sneaky look, and lowered his head to dry the tangerine peel in his hand.

"Are you really ten years old, not 80 years old?" I raised my eyebrows and looked at the baby face.Obviously it looks soft, why is it so uncute when you open your mouth!

"Are you really, not eight years old?" Tomato rebuked me, and continued mother-in-law: "Besides, Master Yuanwei didn't let you eat these oranges for your own good! Oranges are warm in nature, and eating more can easily get angry...""

"How many pimples at most!" I put my face to the bottom of Tomato's eyes fearlessly, "Look, where are the pimples?"

"You—" Tomato looked into my eyes and was stunned for a while.

"Well..." I blinked and jumped up and down, "Tomato, do you know Tang Seng? You are exactly like him... Ah, Wukong, don't be angry, you will violate the precept of anger! Ah, Wukong, you are too You're being naughty, I told you not to throw things around, why did you... ah! You see, I haven't finished talking yet, why did you throw away the stick again!... The moonlight box is a treasure! You put If he throws it away, it will pollute the environment. What if he hits the children? Even if he can’t hit the children, it’s not good to hit those flowers and plants..."

"Hmm..." Tomato looked at me like a lunatic, "The Lord of the Mountain is right! You can't stay too close to Senior Sister Zhuo, or you will ruin your practice. What did you say just now, oh... I remembered... ...Sister He Zhuo, you have to remember that eating too many oranges will not only cause you to get angry, but also cause symptoms such as mouth and tongue sores, dry mouth, sore throat, and constipation... Look, you have been in the pharmacy for half a month, How many times have you been out to congratulate?"

"Uh, children's family, don't want to carry any pot if it doesn't open..." I shyly stuffed another orange slice into the tomato's mouth.Yuling Mountain is rich and powerful, and the oranges in this yard are only allowed to be peeled and not eaten.

But, as a thrifty person like me, how can I let that little girl named Tomato take the oranges from this yard, peel them and leave the skins, and use them as flower fertilizer...

"Senior Sister Hezhuo, eat less. The uncle will scold you when he sees it..."

"What are you scolding?" Thinking that the little girl Tomato dared to threaten me with Doctor Xu, I couldn't help but get angry, "That dead woman Xu Yuanwei hasn't seen me for half a month!"

"How can you call Master Uncle like that! You should respect Master Uncle Yuanwei and Master. Senior Sister Zhuo, don't think that Uncle Yuanwei is young, she used to be No. 1 in Yuling Mountain! Even the owner of the mountain Comparing her! If she hadn't insisted on going down the mountain five years ago, she would already be the owner of Yuling Mountain!" Tomato shook my sleeve, raised his hand, and took the garbage basket off my back. I'm carrying the medicine basket, and I'm going back to see the mountain master..."

"Ah...then I'm the only one again? Tomato, don't leave! Senior sister doesn't dislike you Tang Seng anymore, don't leave! Senior sister doesn't eat oranges anymore, hey hey..." Looking at Tomato's back lock Closed the courtyard door, I sat on the ground melancholy.

I thought of a word to describe myself-paint the ground as a prison!

Doctor Xu, how could you have the heart to lock me, who is afraid of the dark, with a bunch of strange herbs in the same yard!

Hugging tightly to the oranges piled on the ground, I tremblingly covered myself with them.I don't want to go into that house, it's full of centipedes, spiders, poisonous snakes... and human bones...

Although they are all dead things, but...

Hmph, I'm such an upright person, I can't stay in the same room with them!

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