The prince is crazy

When a beauty twists her veil and cries in front of my eyes, I find that beautiful and delicious is an excellent word.When I heard the drake voice that made people feel goosebumps, I regretted it, and I want to take back what I just said-I don’t like the word beautiful and delicious anymore.

Throwing up is the thing I hate the most.But it is human nature to like the beautiful and hate the ugly.

"Ah! The prince is crazy!" Seeing a crazy old man running and shouting in the courtyard, I thought I should tear his mouth.It turned out that the voice was not that of a beauty.

What prince is crazy, where is there any prince here!Obviously I, Li Ergou, took a bath in the spring water!

Looking at the beauty happily, I leaned over and poured a handful of black water, and splashed it on the beauty's face.Watching the fair face of the beauty turn into a colorful canvas, I feel sullen!

Lord, I hated women who looked better than me since I was a child!

Wait, did you hate women who looked better than me when you were young?

Am I a woman?Thinking of the "grandfather" that blurted out, I slowly drew back my body, carefully curled up on the mahogany barrel, trying to reduce my sense of existence.

I was careless just now!How can I expose the secret that I don't know whether I am a man or a woman!Fortunately, I saved it in time and didn't kill the beauty in front of me!It's just that it ruined her appearance, no, ruined her makeup!

The beauty noticed that I was curled up on the Gong barrel, and hurriedly took a few steps towards me, and asked in a low voice, "Master, what's wrong with you?"

"It's nothing!" I replied triumphantly, "I just forgot whether I'm a man or a woman!"

I don't want to take a shower until I figure out if I'm a man or a woman!

No, did I just slip up?Thinking that I, Li Ergou, was so easily defeated by the beauty, I couldn't hold back the pain in my heart, fell to the ground and was about to cry, but found that the beauty was a few steps closer to me.

"Master is naturally a man! Don't you remember your concubine?"

The beauty grabbed my hand and stared at me pitifully.

"Beauty, who are you?" I angrily shook off the beauty's hand, and then grabbed the things at hand casually.I don't want to talk to someone without a name, even if she's a beauty.

The beauty saw that I threw her hand in disgust, and disgust flashed in her eyes, but she still said softly, "Ah...Master, you don't even know your concubine?"

The disgust in the beauty's eyes did not prevent me from appreciating the beauty, nor did the beauty's mournful voice arouse any pity in me... On the contrary, the beauty's various frank behaviors made me jealous.Damn it, where did the goblin come from, how could it have such a nice voice.

"Hey, the chick is quite pretty!" I skillfully grabbed the beauty's collar and bit her red lips.After a lot of bullying, I returned to Gongtong reluctantly until the red apricot branches were covered with dew: "How can I forget the beauty! Of course I know who you are, the beauty! Aren't you the same as the Xinghualou?" Is it Xiao Cui, the number one card!"

"Xiao Cui?" Maybe Xiao Cui is not famous, or the beauty knows that she is too far away from Xiao Cui, seeing her crying with her face covered, my heart hurts.

"Beauty, what's wrong with you?" I am a lover of flowers, although I really don't like women who are prettier than me.

"It's nothing wrong with my concubine, it's because I'm sick..." The beauty was crying, and reached out to touch my face: "The second prince's wolf ambition is well known to everyone, poor my lord, how could he be so careless on the day he ascended the throne?" out of their way!"

Got it?Second prince?enthroned?What are those?Can I eat it?

Nibbling on one of my only remaining fingernails, I shrugged my shoulders, remembering that an old man seemed to call me 'Prince' just now.

Ah!The day when Li Ergou, who I have been mighty for so many years, was cheated by my unlucky brother again?

How can this work!I am the famous Li Ergou who is both civil and military!

Wrapping around the beauty's waist with one hand, I picked up the weapon I just picked up in the black water with one hand, and I jumped into the air arrogantly: "Where is the second prince? Lord, go and kill him!"

"what!"

Seeing that I took her into the air, the beauty immediately opened her throat and began to scream: "Ah——The prince is crazy!"

"Shut up!" How could such a shoddy voice deserve to come from a beauty's throat!I couldn't contain my anger and raised my hand to slap the screaming beauty, slapping her to the ground.

Crazy what crazy, sir, didn't I just sit on the pail, swung Ruyi with my left hand, and beat the fat chicken with my right hand!

etc!Hit fat chicken?

I turned my head to the left to look at the beauty with teary eyes, and to the right to look at the hairless chicken in my hand. I lost my footsteps and fell back to the jumping place smoothly.

Oh my god, what kind of people on the ground squatted down and poked the things on the ground with my index finger, and then I reluctantly admitted—I am really talented, sir!

What kind of mentality can make a person carry a bucket and lie in a dung heap, peaceful and happy!

Is there anyone else besides my outstanding Li Ergou?

Hahaha!I triumphantly cast a wink at the stunned beauty beside me: "Isn't you very smart?"

"Master, you can't sit outside here anymore. You've been sitting here for three days..." The beauty waved the veil at me.

The appearance of the beauty who hesitated to speak made me very excited.

Well, it seems that the mahogany bucket I squatted on just now appeared around, and there is nothing valuable.

I grabbed the beauty's hand and looked into the beauty's eyes: "Do you want the bucket under Grandpa's ass?"

"Uh... The concubine doesn't care about..." The beauty's expression was not good.

Seeing the beauty's dim eyes, I jumped onto the dung pile with my hips crossed, and laughed loudly: "Why is the beauty so understanding! I found out that the master is using it!"

"Grandpa..." Seeing me standing on the pail, the beauty's face turned paler than the snow in June.

Ah, bah bah bah, no!The word Lord is not used correctly, the beauty's face is obviously whiter than the snow in the twelfth lunar month!

"Master, we don't want the second prince to ascend the throne. Don't be sad! Although you have lost Concubine Liu, Concubine Zhang, Aunt He...you still have..."

"Hmm..." Let the beauty tug on my sleeve, I ignore her, my attention has been attracted by the things around me!

Surrounding me is a head full of flies and, uh, the unspeakable, uh, smell of excrement.Hahaha!

I looked down at my cuffs which were so dirty that black water could be wrung out, I pushed the beauty away, stood on the bucket and looked up to the sky and laughed three times.

"The sky will never destroy me, Li Ergou!"

Seeing that I jumped into the Gong barrel, the beauty started crying again.

"Prince! Your life is too hard."

The tears shed from the beauty fell on my face like raindrops.But I'm not sad at all.

"Why does a man have no wife!" I was full of pride.

"Really, the prince is well-developed!" The words full of chills startled me, something came

"Doctor Xu!"

Looking at the beautiful woman's ecstatic back, I felt chills all over my body, raised my hand and threw the fat chicken in my hand, and shouted: "You dog thief! If you dare to harm me, I, I will kill you!"

"Really?" The man called 'Emperor Xu' raised his hand and slapped the fat chicken I threw in the past, Xu Bu walked up to me and held my wrist, "The crown prince wants the life of the humble minister, then first It depends on whether the crown prince has the ability to keep himself..."

The author has something to say:

I feel that instead of saying that the prince is crazy, it is better to say that I am crazy... This weird style of writing... I can't believe I can write this kind of thing...