Shaking s soul
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A strong family of killers! "
"Hey, let me show you our family's unique torture training!" Qi Ya picked a mace from left to right.
"Hey! Hey!" Mi Ji began to sweat, even though it wouldn't hurt much because of the accumulation of fat, but as an older brother, he lost his composure in front of a beautiful girl, which made him very disturbed, although he was indeed attracted by this seemingly innocent girl. The girl tied it up by herself.
"Shut up! Remember this moment with your body!" Qi Ya and Sougo said in unison, and then smiled at each other.
That's a smirk.
Zong Wu stroked his ponytail: "Not bad, brat. Did you know that on my side, I and a silver-haired natural curly man are called "Shaking S Duo" together."
"Then that guy must be very good." Qi Ya narrowed his cat eyes slightly, looking very satisfied.
"That...Master Qiya, Master Miji, ah, there are guests! Mrs. Kicho has invited you to dinner." A good-looking maid showed her face at the door.
"Dinner...dinner..." Sougo was a little distressed, walking back and forth with his pockets in his pockets.
"You're lucky, the dinner we beat the enemy Hakka is an expensive anti-drug training!" Qi Ya smiled innocently, "Hey, by the way, I want to tell Xiaojie, if they are not used to it, I will Prepare backups in advance."
"By the way, Master Yiermi just came back with a few friends." The maid calmly helped Mi Ji untie her.
"Brother, big brother!" Qi Ya's cat eyes widened, "No, I'm going to stay with Xiaojie and the others first, who knows what that ghost brother will do..." Then he rushed out of the door at high speed.
The gap between people... the love that has just been established!
And Mi Ji was stunned again: "Brother...will you have friends?!"
"Il fans, Il fans...heh..." A certain switch in Sougo's mind was turned on, revealing a determined smile.
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However, very crowded dinner.
"Mr. Hijikata." Sougo twitched the corner of his mouth.
Hijikata smirked, and squeezed the mayonnaise provided by the maid onto his pants.
Yi Ermi calmly and habitually threw out a spike, scrapping yet another mayonnaise bottle.
☆, warm dinner x friendly interaction x new menu
The atmosphere at the entire dining table was very awkward, but according to the order of seating arranged by the Hakkas who beat the enemy, Sougo happened to be sitting next to Hijikata, and for a while, there was a quiet atmosphere there.
On the other side, probably because of the preferential treatment from their son, Qi Ya and Kurt sat with their good friends, chatting and laughing very lively.In stark contrast are the Yier fans who habitually eat in silence and the ridiculousness that no one cares about at all.
Uncle Driver retreated strategically before entering the enemy's door, and Orser was arranging equipment for the next day's space movement technology.
Although Yierfan remained calm and expressionless, when he saw Hijikata pretending to be expressionless but his movements were extremely unnatural, he was also puzzled: Didn't you come to see Comrade Okita?
"Kagura-chan, have a look at this." Curt smiled shyly, "This is a super poisonous mushroom that is a specialty of Kukulu Mountain. It is the most delicious dish cooked by my mother."
"Okay @#&%" Kagura responded inarticulately, her mouth was full of food, just like her long-term eating state, she swallowed the food in her mouth full, and let out a satisfied sigh, " Ah—so full—Mama Kikyu's poisonous food tastes so good! Another bowl!"
"Hey, hey, orangutan girl, aren't you already full? How can you still eat? Tsk tsk tsk." Sougo propped his head up. To be honest, he really didn't want to touch these superficial delicacies, because when they were served At the dinner table, the hostess introduced that this is her specialty poisonous dish.
"Tch, our Yatu tribe is a very noble nation, different from humans like you." Kagura said while wriggling her mouth, and a hint of sarcasm flashed in her blue eyes, "Isn't it because I dare not eat it? Brat."
"Hmph, of course a layman like her can't try our family's cuisine." Curt proudly looked at the chestnut-haired girl across the table with a little arrogance, and then ate gracefully.
"Hey, hey, isn't that Chinagirl a dog walker? Why did she also join the ranks of guests?"
"Of course Kagura-chan is not a servant!" Curt resented.
"Kagura-chan is an alien friend, hehehehe." Grandpa Jie Nuo smiled, "Ah, Kiqiu, why is my meal salty, did you pour salt on me just now while I wasn't paying attention! "
Ji Qiu blocked his mouth with a fan: "How could it be, father-in-law, are you old and dizzy, oh hehehe~"
"Okay, don't be so naive when you are here, Kiqiu and Dad." Shiba's voice is powerful and deterrent, but it is a pity that it is used to adjust family relations, "By the way, Miss Okita, I don't think you eat much. Is the food cooked by the person himself not to your liking?"
"Why? I just don't want to eat this luxurious dinner. After all, I can't eat it often." Zongwu lazily picked up the chopsticks, and suddenly picked up a piece of exquisite-looking poisonous frog meat, and put it on his body. In the bowl next to Hijikata, "Mr. Hijikata is exhausted, and this is when you need to replenish your energy the most~"
And when her chopsticks were about to touch the bowl of the earthworker, she was precisely blocked by a pair of chopsticks halfway. These chopsticks really came from the earthworker. He smirked, and the chopsticks exerted a little force: "I haven't seen you for a long time, so I realized that you have become shorter." Some, of course, need these nutrients more than I do."
Blue veins crawled up his forehead, but Sougo smiled even brighter: "What's wrong with me, Mr. Hijikata, I know that I will cause you more trouble than usual, so hurry up and eat up my sincere apology."
Picking up the chopsticks, the meat flew out of the place where the two chopsticks collided. Sougo quickly drew his hand, picked up the spoon, and aimed at Hijikata's mouth like a tennis ball hitting back.
Hijikata's blue eyes froze, he put down a chopstick, and accurately skewered the flying poisonous meat onto the chopstick.
"Cut." Sougo spat secretly, and then enlarged his smile, "Mr. Hijikata prefers grilled skewers, but it's too simple to only have one kind of meat. If you don't mind, I'll shoot you a few more. ?”
"Hmph, no need." Tu Fang put the meat skewers in front of him, expressionless.
"Is the deputy head of the ghost afraid?" Sougo looked at the man beside him with interest.
"Hmph...hehehehahahaha." Hijikata smiled, "Souwu, I always put a lot of mayonnaise on delicious food to show respect, and all my mayonnaise..." He He gestured to Yier fans with his eyes, "So I have no other choice; I can't eat it——"
I can't argue against that, for this mayonnaise maniac!
"It's you, Sougo, you dare not eat it!" Hijikata smiled confidently, and gently handed the poisonous meat skewer in his hand to Sougo's mouth.
The next second, as if they had made an appointment, the two ignored the others, and a strange aura emanated from their bodies. They began to add vegetables to each other's bowls at a speed that could not be seen clearly with ordinary dynamic vision. At the same time, He also had to defend against the opponent's vegetable attack, and for a while, the toasts were mixed.
"Mr. Hijikata, you are being polite."
"Zongwu, you should eat more."
"Mr. Hijikata is very fast."
"Each each other."
"Does Hijikata-san try to run to hell at high speed?"
"I'm not welcome in hell."
I don't know when, the chopsticks duel between the two has evolved into a knife confrontation.
"Go to hell, Tufang."
"Go to hell, Okita."
The battle, which was relentless and maintained without shedding a drop of blood, was not stopped. Shiba and Grandpa Zeno rubbed their chins and observed carefully. Kiqiu was a little busy watching Kurt and Kagura being dressed up by her. Jade Rabbit (Night Rabbit).
"I bet Okita wins." Yi Ermi tilted his head, threw 100 jinn into the plate in front of him, and gestured to Miji and Qiya.
Mi Ji glanced at his elder brother, and then at the battle situation, although he wanted to bet on the cute girl to win, but when he saw the eyes of his elder brother (does he have eyes?), he put 500 rings on another plate very cowardly: " glaucoma."
"Archie." Elmi looked at Qiya with what she thought was a kind look.
Qi Ya was startled, and then looked at his three little friends with sweat, in order for them not to be harmed by poisonous food, Qi Ya had already changed their food.
"It's amazing... Both of them are amazing!" Xiaojie cast a sincere look, "I want to bet on them to win!"
"I don't think gambling is advisable." The upright boy Kurapika wiped his mouth.
"I think your mother's cooking is good, why don't they eat it?" Leo Li, who was belatedly aware of it, was dumbfounded.
"What a reckless waste." Kagura watched the two people on the opposite side of the table stalemate, suddenly thought of something, turned his head and said a few words to Kurt, and then the two of them immediately scooped up a piece of unknown food that was smoking black smoke with a spoon, Throw it into the mouths of the two people on the opposite side.
This accuracy is also amazing.
"Ahhh! This throwing technique! It's so intoxicating! Mom is very proud~" Kiki's mother's chair creaked.
Curt blushed, and similarly, the faces of the two people on the opposite side were blushing, obviously, they were about to meet in hell soon.
【Unlock—Scallion BE】
What the hell, of course it's impossible, as a silver fucking human being, there's basically nothing to say about physical fitness!
"Ma'am, this is today's special dish." The maid brought a tray and opened it. It was a plate of verdant vegetable salad with a mild color of mayonnaise.
"Huh? Kiqiu, is this a special meal you made?" Shiba was eager to try it, because he felt an interesting murderous aura in this dish.
"Is it finally on..." This is the common psychology of the three people at the moment - Sougo (sinister face), Kiqiu (lightning eyes), and Zeno (curious face).
Sougo: Come on, taste the horror of being dominated by death dog food——(It’s so lucky that the exams are not used up, Kekeke)
Jiqiu: It can actually cure Il fans, the legendary formula... ah - what a charming murderous look!
Geno: Oh?It looks good, it seems that something that can threaten to beat the enemy's Hakka is very deceptive... This girl is not simple...
Ilmi: At that moment, I finally recalled the fear that I was once dominated by this secret liquid... No wonder.Hahaha, Archie, am I being funny?
Qi Ya (horrified): Why is Big Brother looking at me like that? !
Everyone looked at the dish, and no one served it until the mayonnaise madman tried it. Because of a certain brother, he hadn't been moistened by mayonnaise for a long time.
Just when the chopsticks arrived, Sougo's smile secretly expanded to the maximum, and Kiqiu's mother caught off guard and took it away: "Ah! Ms. Okita made it herself~ It's really good! Can you give me the recipe as a housewife? I also want to cook and see for myself~”
It turned out to be this plan, Souwu secretly laughed at himself being turned into an army, and showed a pure smile: "I was just doing it for fun, how can there be any formula, I didn't expect the rave reviews, hahaha, but my last The bottle of mayonnaise is all inside, sorry~”
"It's a pity, but this looks really good ~ and the full murderous look ~ no one can eat it, I want to keep it as a souvenir ~" Ki Qiu opened the fan, closed it again, and it was finalized.
In the end, no one ate this plate, luckily.
later...
"Wutong, test this dish and give me the answer."
"Okay, ma'am."
"Sure enough, just anti-drug training is not enough." Yi Erfan leaned against the wall.
"That's right, mom won't punish you this time, Il fan, but mom will prepare a detailed diet plan for you~"
At that moment, Yiermi (zhen) recalled the fear once dominated by it...
The author has something to say: In the end, the chapter on beating the enemy is still not over...
I struggled with the meeting between Hijikata and Sougo for a long time, how to write it was so embarrassing, but finally it was finalized... It seems a bit inexplicable?Never mind, it was a slap in the face for saying that it will be updated every two days...
The author's visual inspection again - the next chapter is to beat the enemy's tail, the beginning of the sky arena~
I originally planned to break into You Kexin directly, but I feel that life without the Sky Arena is incomplete!So, I'm going to watch anime again...
☆、Dissipate×Sky Arena×The disaster of dog food
In the distance, the setting sun had already fallen, and Oser, who was holding a big wrench, had already waved to them. After learning that he was leaving, Kagura said goodbye to the people who beat the enemy Hakka seriously.
"Kagura-chan..." Curt was a little reluctant.
"Don't worry, Alu, since I can meet you, I can do it in the future!" Kagura patted Curt's shoulder loudly, "My dad is very powerful, and he is also very famous in the universe. Definitely bring me back!"
The girl in the white shirt who was beaten up by Xinghai bald not long ago was shaking.But Kagura's words really made Curt not so sad, he fell into thinking, there must be something inside that thoughtful look, but no one knows.
Qi Ya, on the other hand, carried a backpack with his father's entrustment and blessings (?) and set out on the road with his friends.
In the end, Hijikata still hadn't tasted the mayonnaise, and he was in a bad mood. Then he thought about going back to Edo soon, and there was a glimmer of light again.
"Oh, yes, Sougo." Hijikata lit a cigarette and took out a box from his pocket, "Your sister gave it to you, and this is her current contact information."
"Sure enough, I'm still very upset. You guys actually knew about it earlier than my own brother." Sougo smiled and took it, "I'm not the same now, wash my neck and wait for me when I go back."
"Heh, when did the ghost's deputy chief's knife become blunt?" Hijikata left a figure behind and walked towards Oser's temporary space station.
"Kagura-chan, you're back home!" A silver head poked out from the space station, and the dead fish eyes looked extremely impatient, "Really, Dad ran to the unknown boy's house without looking at him, what a girl! It’s too big to stay, Dad is too sad~”
"Silver sauce!" Kagura happily ran over, and presented a free face decoration - shoe prints, "When did you become my dad!"
"Kagura-chan, anyway, it's great to find you~" Shinpachi smiled.
"Yes, yes, it would be great if Soichiro-kun is here." Sakata Gintoki picked his nose and walked up to Tufang, and hooked his shoulder, "Deputy Chief of the Ghost, should I pay the final payment?" Is it? Oh, this time I also got a little cutie from my family, I must pay more."
Earth Fang bit off the cigarette in his mouth, although he was upset, he still nodded.
A group of people seemed to be preparing to leave in harmony, but Sougo passed Hijikata with the box in his hand.
"...So Ichiro-kun isn't going back?" The silver natural roll picked his booger and smeared Kagura's head naturally.
"..." Hijikata put his pockets in his back and turned around, "The Shinsengumi doesn't even take family leave."
"Visiting relatives?" The human being behind the glasses had question marks in his eyes, "Could it be Mr. Okita's sister..."
Hijikata's murmur said it all.
"Oh, yes, Sougo." With his back turned to Sougo, Hijikata said slowly, "After returning to Edo, hand in a check and deduct part of the salary."
Sougo paused, but had to turn around.
Looking back, he didn't have the smile that the readers expected, but he looked at Hijikata menacingly with bloodshot eyes: "What do you mean, Hijikata bastard."
Hijikata sighed softly, and took off the Shinsengumi coat he was wearing.
"Finally can't stand the fight anymore, Mr. Hijikata?" Sougo gently put his sister's box aside, put his hand on the side of the knife and smiled provocatively, "It's just what I want, I miss my old wife very much now~"
Hijikata shuddered when he heard the words, but the expression on his face remained the same, and he walked towards Sougo step by step, folded his coat in half, and threw it at Sougo.
Zong Wu's eyes lit up, and he swung his knife to chop off.
"Hey!" Tufang finally failed, and ran towards Souwu, grabbing his collar with one hand, "You really cut it, you bastard Souwu!"
"I'm also worried that Mr. Hijikata will throw some bad things at me, such as a bomb wrapped in a coat." Sougo smiled condescendingly, and raised the intact black uniform in his hand. You're a disappointment, I lost a chance to sweep you upright."
"I'm so sorry." Hijikata gritted his teeth, but he still put him down, looking at Sougo's upper body intentionally or unintentionally, "Tch, since you're the captain of Shinsengumi's first team, what's the point of breaking the uniform? , Pay the fee for the uniform remake when you come back, you bastard Sougo."
Sougo understood that this Shinsengumi uniform jacket was maliciously damaged by a clown who was not beaten during the battle during the hunter exam. Although Sougo had done follow-up remedial work, there were still some obvious differences.
"Really, don't embarrass Shinsengumi, I'll lend you the intact one first, and I will never forgive you if it breaks!" Hijikata said vaguely, and took out another cigarette irritably.
However, thinking about it carefully, Hijikata felt that he was a little handsome just now, so he unconsciously raised the corners of his mouth. Of course, when he had already turned around, he walked away with a step that he thought was handsome and firm.
"Crack" the sound of a heavy object flying.Tufang didn't turn his head, raised his hand slightly, and caught it. It was something he was very familiar with, and he was a little surprised.
"It's the last bottle of mayonnaise, and it's useless for me to keep it." Sougo has already put on the slightly larger uniform, "Sure enough, it's better to leave the dog food for Mr. Hijikata."
"There must be something else, you bastard Sougo." Hijikata didn't look back, and stuffed mayonnaise into his pants pocket with a low smile.
"Please be sure to add 'woof' at the end of the sentence."
Earthwork: (╬︶)ノ彡
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Just like that, Souwu suddenly found that he had become a single-player dungeon again, and there were still a few months left before the meeting friend Kexin requested by the bald leader.And the bald leader's deployment of You Kexin is in full swing, and his only message to Zou Wu is: Give me a good training, don't come back and make trouble for me!
However, the driver uncle has disappeared, so Zongwu decided to be lazy because of all kinds of helplessness!
Of course, he opened the box his sister gave him, and got a ROM card and a ring.
Originally, he planned to call his sister directly, but the more excited he became, the more he didn't know what to say, so he temporarily shelved this plan.Anyway, knowing that my sister is still alive and well in this world, isn't it great?Sooner or later, he will know what his sister gave him.
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"Excuse me, excuse me..." Sougo sat in the auditorium with a bucket of popcorn in his arms.
This time he is in the Sky Arena, the legendary paradise for fighting fans.
"Ah...it's a big loss today..." The man sitting on his left was holding a note in his hand, and his sweaty hands had squeezed him out of shape, but he still raised his arms and shouted: "Thunderbolt muscular aunt Come on! Hurry up, pinch her head with scissors feet!"
In addition to the huge income for the players in the Sky Arena, the audience is also welcome, but most of the audience betting before the game is just for fun, not purely for money.
After stuffing a few popcorns, Sougo looked at the betting slip in his hand, and looked at the two women on the ring who were wrestling with each other regardless of their image, Sougo grinned. Yes, it's because I made the bet so carefully.
He still likes women's wrestling very much, at least, except in hypermarkets, it is rare to see women wrestling wildly with distorted faces.
He was enjoying watching, but it was hard to block the seemingly invisible murderous aura behind him. Sougo calmly waited for the end of the game, then calmly ignored the murderous aura, and walked straight out the door.
"I forged popcorn coupons several times. Is that old woman in the popcorn shop finally going to get angry? Horrible..."
Not far away, Hisoka, who was a little happy because he saw an acquaintance (not) who could be provoked: ...
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Breathing the air of Edo, people are extremely happy, and I feel that the food at the Zhensengumi cafeteria is much more delicious today.
What seems to be missing?
"Food without mayonnaise is incomplete, and life without mayonnaise is incomplete." The joyful Tufang took out the round bottle from his pocket, humming a little tune and squeezing mayonnaise on the food above, forming something indescribable.
finally……
"Deputy Chief! Deputy Chief!"
"The deputy chief is poisoned! There are assassins!"
"Is it a person with lofty ideals? Damn...deputy commander!"
"Fourteen, are you alright qwq Fourteen, without you our true selection team will be greatly reduced!"
"That...it's probably just food poisoning..." ← Yamazaki who sees through everything but is useless.
"How can it be all right! Have you seen the death message left by Fourteen?" The chief orangutan had tears in his eyes.
The vomit of the earthwork gathered into a capital "S". Except for the chief orangutan whose IQ was a little anxious at this time, everyone just twitched the corners of their mouths and left the scene laughing.
In fact, the earth side felt that they could still save it.
The author has something to say: the earth rests in peace——
However, the author of this chapter, Shallot, wrote it very happily. :-)
Seeing my sister's box, everyone must have guessed a lot of things, but I won't say anything about the author.
Next, the author may disappear for a while, after all, the college entrance examination scores will come out soon, and this baby feels the ultimate pressure (bye bye manual)
☆, competition × knife shop × dwarf
With a hunter license, it is different. Now Sougo is enjoying the sunbathing with first-class service, and now his life is very comfortable. He goes to watch two Sky Arena games every now and then, cheats some popcorn, and then relaxes in the city. wandering around.
Of course, Souwu himself will never admit that he is being lazy now, he has legitimate reasons.
"Hello..." Sougo looked at the inexplicably familiar number and picked it up without hesitation, "Today is Sunday, Mom, let me sleep for a while—"
"Who is your mother!Besides, today is Tuesday, have you been training seriously? ’ Familiar curses.
"I received a call from the driver, saying that he couldn't find you, so he went to participate in the Akina mountain bike race first. ”The bald man on the other end of the phone frowned, looking fierce, “Hey, are you being disobedient again! 』
"Not this time, obviously the driver uncle ran away first." Sougo yawned, "And there is something wrong with my saber, and it is under repair~ I can't leave here for the time being."
The implication is that "labor and management will depend on the city, don't even think about throwing me back into the wilderness!"
"knife? The bald leader touched his bald head, "What the hell are you telling me to cover the knife with air? What's wrong with your knife?"Broken or fluffed? 』
"..." I know it's not so easy to fool, I can only tell the truth, "There is a problem with the most important music playback function of Ju Yiwen RX78."
"..." The bald leader touched his big bald head silently, and didn't know what to say for a while, "Then where are you now?" ’ The voice was eerily quiet.
"Over the Sky Arena..." Sougo raised his head slightly, and he could see this ostentatious tall building.
"oh!This is an opportunity to exercise, you must seize it. "The bald leader finally seemed a bit teachable, "Training must not be slack, and when you face criminals, they will not let you down. 』
"Even if I'm cute?" Sougo put his pockets in his pockets, and while answering the phone, he had already arrived at the foot of the Sky Arena.
"Ah... this, if it's me, maybe..." The bald leader thought about it seriously, and then immediately felt something wrong, and shouted, "Don't think about these external factors! 』
"Hey hey~" While on the phone, Sougo slowly filled out the entry form and handed it to the young girl at the service desk, "That's it."
"Who were you talking to just now?Listen carefully to the speech of the elders! 』The bald man on the opposite side is trying to press his bulging veins
"Sorry, I ordered room service, and I just delivered local famous products." Sougo said with a smile, listening to the furious voice of the guy opposite with great pleasure.
"Really, can you save me some snacks..." The bald leader calmed down, and then said without interruption, "From today on, play games for me non-stop, until the 200th floor, you can use your reading ability, listen clearly no! 』
"Understood." Sougo followed a large number of participants into the arena on the first floor in a good manner.
"Also, the driver brother is not here now, and I can't find anyone else to guide you for the time being. You should observe and observe the competitions above the 200th floor, and write observation logs. I will check in August. 』
"Are you a junior high school teacher? The so-called diary homework is actually made up by students before school starts..." Sougo looked at his number, "Ah, stop talking, I'm going to play..."
"You signed up?Did you just lie to me?hello, come back! 』
"By the way, I'm usually the type of person who grabs homework at the same table at the end of the holiday." Sougo said the last sentence with a smile, hung up, and then looked at the giant guy who was not on the same level as himself in the ring.
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The day went very smoothly, but the money I earned was not as much as I won from a few bets, but Sougo didn't care about that much, but it was really boring at the beginning.
It is said that Xiaojie and Qiya are also in the Sky Arena, but they started to climb up as soon as they came, and Sougo just played around for a few days, so now they basically don't see each other.
Under the night, the lights are feasting, and for urbanites, the nightlife has just begun.Sougo walked on the street with steady steps, crossed a bustling street, passed brightly lit shops, and finally turned into an unknown alley, and came out from the alley, which was already another world.
Every city has two sides, there is a carnival with bright lights, and there is a light sleep in the dark.
Feeling in the dark, 5 minutes away, Sougo opened the door. This is the shop where he repaired his saber a few days ago.Many powerful hands are often hidden in the corners of the city.
"Father, I'm here to pick up the goods." Sou Wu took out the receipt.
"Mr. Okita, right." The shop owner is an old man, wearing thick-bottomed glasses, and his eyes can't be seen from the front, "Oh, your repair is so difficult, what about "improve sound quality, improve battery life, try wireless transmission", With all due respect, why don’t you just change the earphones?”
Sougo twitched his lips, originally he just wanted a reason to stay in the city.
"Oh, I'm a blacksmith. I've read a few books on repairing electronic products." The waterproof performance of the knife has been enhanced, your knife has entered the water, but the circuit board did not burn, it is really tenacious, if you have a chance, you must go and see the person who made this knife.”
Sougo stroked the scabbard very satisfied, and suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a large red umbrella.Out of curiosity, Sougo approached and took a closer look.
"Oh, Mr. Okita has a good eye. It's just that this umbrella was sent by a regular customer for repair, but that customer doesn't like to talk very much. He is a very shy person, hahahahaha." The old man stroked his beard and smiled. Trembling, "Ouch, my glasses!"
"Can I use it?" Sougo was very curious about this umbrella, which reminded him of the exclusive weapon of the Night Rabbit Clan, but he didn't have a chance to try it out himself.
"Hehehe, no problem, that shy good boy won't mind, he's a regular customer, I know him very well, hehehehahaha." The old man chatted and laughed happily while picking up his glasses on the ground, but after a while his kung fu was overwhelmed. The iron weapons all over the store were hit with blood on his face.
Holding the handle of the umbrella in his hand, Sougo tried to lift it, but it was a bit heavy, which showed that this umbrella was not simple, maybe it was really a weapon like the night rabbit.He thought about the daily squabbles with Kagura, and then recalled his battle with Brother Kagura. Well, the utilization rate of the latter's umbrella was too low, it was no different from using a blunt weapon.
Sougo then slowly opened the umbrella.
...Probably a non-mainstream, with a skeleton on the umbrella, this kid hasn't graduated from Secondary School yet.
Although he complained like this, but if you look carefully, it is not difficult to see that there are many traps. There is a sharp knife on the handle of the umbrella. Seeing the flashing cold light, Sougo has put away his teasing heart. Another guy licking blood.
Sougo decided to check one last thing before putting down the umbrella, which was the thing he was most curious about - the umbrella tip.
The tip of Kagura's umbrella can shoot bullets!
Sougo did not close the umbrella, but turned directly to face himself with the tip of the umbrella. However, to his disappointment, the tip of the umbrella was solid.
Sighing a little, Sougo asked the old man who had gone under the guillotine to look for his glasses with a relaxed and joking tone: "Father, have you thought about adding something that can be launched in front of this..."
Before the words were over, the umbrella suddenly moved, and the sharp tip of the umbrella came straight out of the umbrella body, stabbing at Sougo, with a distance of a few centimeters, if it hits, it would be a blow through the head.
Sougo was panting and sweating profusely, but fortunately, as a silver mother, he still had this level of sensitivity.
"Oh, you're here, you're still as usual, hahahaha." The old man put on his glasses, pulled out the tip of the umbrella embedded in the wall with one hand, reached out to take the umbrella, and put it away.
It was only then that Sougo realized that a dwarf who was a head shorter than himself appeared in front of him at some point. He was hiding behind an umbrella just now. He was wearing a black cloak with a skull pattern on the cover. As he predicted, he was wearing a Secondary school students.
However, the "toy" of this "junior high school student" is so lethal, and he himself exudes a familiar and dangerous atmosphere, so it is worth exploring.
"...Unfortunately, I didn't make a hole in your body as I wished." As soon as the deep voice came out, Sougo knew that this person was probably a fake junior high school student, but this height would not be the same as that of Kudo from the next planet. Does Shinichi have similar experiences?
"Oh, Mr. Feitan is joking again." The old shopkeeper hit the umbrella tip again seriously under the light, "Mr. Just a little joke, it seems that you can definitely become friends, hahahaha..."
"Hehehehe..." Sougo looked straight into the eyes of this gloomy guy, his big dark red eyes met those narrow golden pupils.
"Woman, it won't be so easy to move my umbrella next time." The murderous look contained in the little man made Sougo narrow his eyes slightly.
Immediately, Sougo's hand touched the side of his waist, where was the Kikuichimon RX78 that had just been tied.
The corners of Feitan's mouth curled up under his mask, and his eyes were mocking. From his point of view, Zouwu was in a hurry to reincarnate, and at his speed, it was still feasible to wait until the knife was delivered to the neck before moving, and in the total The next second after Wu made a move, he might have been separated from his body.
The old shopkeeper just glanced sideways, and then hummed a little tune leisurely, as if none of this happened in his shop.
To Fei Tan's surprise, Sougo just untied his partner with one hand, and threw the scabbard to him.Feitan frowned and caught it out of habit.
"Chrysanthemum one character RX78,
"Hey, let me show you our family's unique torture training!" Qi Ya picked a mace from left to right.
"Hey! Hey!" Mi Ji began to sweat, even though it wouldn't hurt much because of the accumulation of fat, but as an older brother, he lost his composure in front of a beautiful girl, which made him very disturbed, although he was indeed attracted by this seemingly innocent girl. The girl tied it up by herself.
"Shut up! Remember this moment with your body!" Qi Ya and Sougo said in unison, and then smiled at each other.
That's a smirk.
Zong Wu stroked his ponytail: "Not bad, brat. Did you know that on my side, I and a silver-haired natural curly man are called "Shaking S Duo" together."
"Then that guy must be very good." Qi Ya narrowed his cat eyes slightly, looking very satisfied.
"That...Master Qiya, Master Miji, ah, there are guests! Mrs. Kicho has invited you to dinner." A good-looking maid showed her face at the door.
"Dinner...dinner..." Sougo was a little distressed, walking back and forth with his pockets in his pockets.
"You're lucky, the dinner we beat the enemy Hakka is an expensive anti-drug training!" Qi Ya smiled innocently, "Hey, by the way, I want to tell Xiaojie, if they are not used to it, I will Prepare backups in advance."
"By the way, Master Yiermi just came back with a few friends." The maid calmly helped Mi Ji untie her.
"Brother, big brother!" Qi Ya's cat eyes widened, "No, I'm going to stay with Xiaojie and the others first, who knows what that ghost brother will do..." Then he rushed out of the door at high speed.
The gap between people... the love that has just been established!
And Mi Ji was stunned again: "Brother...will you have friends?!"
"Il fans, Il fans...heh..." A certain switch in Sougo's mind was turned on, revealing a determined smile.
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However, very crowded dinner.
"Mr. Hijikata." Sougo twitched the corner of his mouth.
Hijikata smirked, and squeezed the mayonnaise provided by the maid onto his pants.
Yi Ermi calmly and habitually threw out a spike, scrapping yet another mayonnaise bottle.
☆, warm dinner x friendly interaction x new menu
The atmosphere at the entire dining table was very awkward, but according to the order of seating arranged by the Hakkas who beat the enemy, Sougo happened to be sitting next to Hijikata, and for a while, there was a quiet atmosphere there.
On the other side, probably because of the preferential treatment from their son, Qi Ya and Kurt sat with their good friends, chatting and laughing very lively.In stark contrast are the Yier fans who habitually eat in silence and the ridiculousness that no one cares about at all.
Uncle Driver retreated strategically before entering the enemy's door, and Orser was arranging equipment for the next day's space movement technology.
Although Yierfan remained calm and expressionless, when he saw Hijikata pretending to be expressionless but his movements were extremely unnatural, he was also puzzled: Didn't you come to see Comrade Okita?
"Kagura-chan, have a look at this." Curt smiled shyly, "This is a super poisonous mushroom that is a specialty of Kukulu Mountain. It is the most delicious dish cooked by my mother."
"Okay @#&%" Kagura responded inarticulately, her mouth was full of food, just like her long-term eating state, she swallowed the food in her mouth full, and let out a satisfied sigh, " Ah—so full—Mama Kikyu's poisonous food tastes so good! Another bowl!"
"Hey, hey, orangutan girl, aren't you already full? How can you still eat? Tsk tsk tsk." Sougo propped his head up. To be honest, he really didn't want to touch these superficial delicacies, because when they were served At the dinner table, the hostess introduced that this is her specialty poisonous dish.
"Tch, our Yatu tribe is a very noble nation, different from humans like you." Kagura said while wriggling her mouth, and a hint of sarcasm flashed in her blue eyes, "Isn't it because I dare not eat it? Brat."
"Hmph, of course a layman like her can't try our family's cuisine." Curt proudly looked at the chestnut-haired girl across the table with a little arrogance, and then ate gracefully.
"Hey, hey, isn't that Chinagirl a dog walker? Why did she also join the ranks of guests?"
"Of course Kagura-chan is not a servant!" Curt resented.
"Kagura-chan is an alien friend, hehehehe." Grandpa Jie Nuo smiled, "Ah, Kiqiu, why is my meal salty, did you pour salt on me just now while I wasn't paying attention! "
Ji Qiu blocked his mouth with a fan: "How could it be, father-in-law, are you old and dizzy, oh hehehe~"
"Okay, don't be so naive when you are here, Kiqiu and Dad." Shiba's voice is powerful and deterrent, but it is a pity that it is used to adjust family relations, "By the way, Miss Okita, I don't think you eat much. Is the food cooked by the person himself not to your liking?"
"Why? I just don't want to eat this luxurious dinner. After all, I can't eat it often." Zongwu lazily picked up the chopsticks, and suddenly picked up a piece of exquisite-looking poisonous frog meat, and put it on his body. In the bowl next to Hijikata, "Mr. Hijikata is exhausted, and this is when you need to replenish your energy the most~"
And when her chopsticks were about to touch the bowl of the earthworker, she was precisely blocked by a pair of chopsticks halfway. These chopsticks really came from the earthworker. He smirked, and the chopsticks exerted a little force: "I haven't seen you for a long time, so I realized that you have become shorter." Some, of course, need these nutrients more than I do."
Blue veins crawled up his forehead, but Sougo smiled even brighter: "What's wrong with me, Mr. Hijikata, I know that I will cause you more trouble than usual, so hurry up and eat up my sincere apology."
Picking up the chopsticks, the meat flew out of the place where the two chopsticks collided. Sougo quickly drew his hand, picked up the spoon, and aimed at Hijikata's mouth like a tennis ball hitting back.
Hijikata's blue eyes froze, he put down a chopstick, and accurately skewered the flying poisonous meat onto the chopstick.
"Cut." Sougo spat secretly, and then enlarged his smile, "Mr. Hijikata prefers grilled skewers, but it's too simple to only have one kind of meat. If you don't mind, I'll shoot you a few more. ?”
"Hmph, no need." Tu Fang put the meat skewers in front of him, expressionless.
"Is the deputy head of the ghost afraid?" Sougo looked at the man beside him with interest.
"Hmph...hehehehahahaha." Hijikata smiled, "Souwu, I always put a lot of mayonnaise on delicious food to show respect, and all my mayonnaise..." He He gestured to Yier fans with his eyes, "So I have no other choice; I can't eat it——"
I can't argue against that, for this mayonnaise maniac!
"It's you, Sougo, you dare not eat it!" Hijikata smiled confidently, and gently handed the poisonous meat skewer in his hand to Sougo's mouth.
The next second, as if they had made an appointment, the two ignored the others, and a strange aura emanated from their bodies. They began to add vegetables to each other's bowls at a speed that could not be seen clearly with ordinary dynamic vision. At the same time, He also had to defend against the opponent's vegetable attack, and for a while, the toasts were mixed.
"Mr. Hijikata, you are being polite."
"Zongwu, you should eat more."
"Mr. Hijikata is very fast."
"Each each other."
"Does Hijikata-san try to run to hell at high speed?"
"I'm not welcome in hell."
I don't know when, the chopsticks duel between the two has evolved into a knife confrontation.
"Go to hell, Tufang."
"Go to hell, Okita."
The battle, which was relentless and maintained without shedding a drop of blood, was not stopped. Shiba and Grandpa Zeno rubbed their chins and observed carefully. Kiqiu was a little busy watching Kurt and Kagura being dressed up by her. Jade Rabbit (Night Rabbit).
"I bet Okita wins." Yi Ermi tilted his head, threw 100 jinn into the plate in front of him, and gestured to Miji and Qiya.
Mi Ji glanced at his elder brother, and then at the battle situation, although he wanted to bet on the cute girl to win, but when he saw the eyes of his elder brother (does he have eyes?), he put 500 rings on another plate very cowardly: " glaucoma."
"Archie." Elmi looked at Qiya with what she thought was a kind look.
Qi Ya was startled, and then looked at his three little friends with sweat, in order for them not to be harmed by poisonous food, Qi Ya had already changed their food.
"It's amazing... Both of them are amazing!" Xiaojie cast a sincere look, "I want to bet on them to win!"
"I don't think gambling is advisable." The upright boy Kurapika wiped his mouth.
"I think your mother's cooking is good, why don't they eat it?" Leo Li, who was belatedly aware of it, was dumbfounded.
"What a reckless waste." Kagura watched the two people on the opposite side of the table stalemate, suddenly thought of something, turned his head and said a few words to Kurt, and then the two of them immediately scooped up a piece of unknown food that was smoking black smoke with a spoon, Throw it into the mouths of the two people on the opposite side.
This accuracy is also amazing.
"Ahhh! This throwing technique! It's so intoxicating! Mom is very proud~" Kiki's mother's chair creaked.
Curt blushed, and similarly, the faces of the two people on the opposite side were blushing, obviously, they were about to meet in hell soon.
【Unlock—Scallion BE】
What the hell, of course it's impossible, as a silver fucking human being, there's basically nothing to say about physical fitness!
"Ma'am, this is today's special dish." The maid brought a tray and opened it. It was a plate of verdant vegetable salad with a mild color of mayonnaise.
"Huh? Kiqiu, is this a special meal you made?" Shiba was eager to try it, because he felt an interesting murderous aura in this dish.
"Is it finally on..." This is the common psychology of the three people at the moment - Sougo (sinister face), Kiqiu (lightning eyes), and Zeno (curious face).
Sougo: Come on, taste the horror of being dominated by death dog food——(It’s so lucky that the exams are not used up, Kekeke)
Jiqiu: It can actually cure Il fans, the legendary formula... ah - what a charming murderous look!
Geno: Oh?It looks good, it seems that something that can threaten to beat the enemy's Hakka is very deceptive... This girl is not simple...
Ilmi: At that moment, I finally recalled the fear that I was once dominated by this secret liquid... No wonder.Hahaha, Archie, am I being funny?
Qi Ya (horrified): Why is Big Brother looking at me like that? !
Everyone looked at the dish, and no one served it until the mayonnaise madman tried it. Because of a certain brother, he hadn't been moistened by mayonnaise for a long time.
Just when the chopsticks arrived, Sougo's smile secretly expanded to the maximum, and Kiqiu's mother caught off guard and took it away: "Ah! Ms. Okita made it herself~ It's really good! Can you give me the recipe as a housewife? I also want to cook and see for myself~”
It turned out to be this plan, Souwu secretly laughed at himself being turned into an army, and showed a pure smile: "I was just doing it for fun, how can there be any formula, I didn't expect the rave reviews, hahaha, but my last The bottle of mayonnaise is all inside, sorry~”
"It's a pity, but this looks really good ~ and the full murderous look ~ no one can eat it, I want to keep it as a souvenir ~" Ki Qiu opened the fan, closed it again, and it was finalized.
In the end, no one ate this plate, luckily.
later...
"Wutong, test this dish and give me the answer."
"Okay, ma'am."
"Sure enough, just anti-drug training is not enough." Yi Erfan leaned against the wall.
"That's right, mom won't punish you this time, Il fan, but mom will prepare a detailed diet plan for you~"
At that moment, Yiermi (zhen) recalled the fear once dominated by it...
The author has something to say: In the end, the chapter on beating the enemy is still not over...
I struggled with the meeting between Hijikata and Sougo for a long time, how to write it was so embarrassing, but finally it was finalized... It seems a bit inexplicable?Never mind, it was a slap in the face for saying that it will be updated every two days...
The author's visual inspection again - the next chapter is to beat the enemy's tail, the beginning of the sky arena~
I originally planned to break into You Kexin directly, but I feel that life without the Sky Arena is incomplete!So, I'm going to watch anime again...
☆、Dissipate×Sky Arena×The disaster of dog food
In the distance, the setting sun had already fallen, and Oser, who was holding a big wrench, had already waved to them. After learning that he was leaving, Kagura said goodbye to the people who beat the enemy Hakka seriously.
"Kagura-chan..." Curt was a little reluctant.
"Don't worry, Alu, since I can meet you, I can do it in the future!" Kagura patted Curt's shoulder loudly, "My dad is very powerful, and he is also very famous in the universe. Definitely bring me back!"
The girl in the white shirt who was beaten up by Xinghai bald not long ago was shaking.But Kagura's words really made Curt not so sad, he fell into thinking, there must be something inside that thoughtful look, but no one knows.
Qi Ya, on the other hand, carried a backpack with his father's entrustment and blessings (?) and set out on the road with his friends.
In the end, Hijikata still hadn't tasted the mayonnaise, and he was in a bad mood. Then he thought about going back to Edo soon, and there was a glimmer of light again.
"Oh, yes, Sougo." Hijikata lit a cigarette and took out a box from his pocket, "Your sister gave it to you, and this is her current contact information."
"Sure enough, I'm still very upset. You guys actually knew about it earlier than my own brother." Sougo smiled and took it, "I'm not the same now, wash my neck and wait for me when I go back."
"Heh, when did the ghost's deputy chief's knife become blunt?" Hijikata left a figure behind and walked towards Oser's temporary space station.
"Kagura-chan, you're back home!" A silver head poked out from the space station, and the dead fish eyes looked extremely impatient, "Really, Dad ran to the unknown boy's house without looking at him, what a girl! It’s too big to stay, Dad is too sad~”
"Silver sauce!" Kagura happily ran over, and presented a free face decoration - shoe prints, "When did you become my dad!"
"Kagura-chan, anyway, it's great to find you~" Shinpachi smiled.
"Yes, yes, it would be great if Soichiro-kun is here." Sakata Gintoki picked his nose and walked up to Tufang, and hooked his shoulder, "Deputy Chief of the Ghost, should I pay the final payment?" Is it? Oh, this time I also got a little cutie from my family, I must pay more."
Earth Fang bit off the cigarette in his mouth, although he was upset, he still nodded.
A group of people seemed to be preparing to leave in harmony, but Sougo passed Hijikata with the box in his hand.
"...So Ichiro-kun isn't going back?" The silver natural roll picked his booger and smeared Kagura's head naturally.
"..." Hijikata put his pockets in his back and turned around, "The Shinsengumi doesn't even take family leave."
"Visiting relatives?" The human being behind the glasses had question marks in his eyes, "Could it be Mr. Okita's sister..."
Hijikata's murmur said it all.
"Oh, yes, Sougo." With his back turned to Sougo, Hijikata said slowly, "After returning to Edo, hand in a check and deduct part of the salary."
Sougo paused, but had to turn around.
Looking back, he didn't have the smile that the readers expected, but he looked at Hijikata menacingly with bloodshot eyes: "What do you mean, Hijikata bastard."
Hijikata sighed softly, and took off the Shinsengumi coat he was wearing.
"Finally can't stand the fight anymore, Mr. Hijikata?" Sougo gently put his sister's box aside, put his hand on the side of the knife and smiled provocatively, "It's just what I want, I miss my old wife very much now~"
Hijikata shuddered when he heard the words, but the expression on his face remained the same, and he walked towards Sougo step by step, folded his coat in half, and threw it at Sougo.
Zong Wu's eyes lit up, and he swung his knife to chop off.
"Hey!" Tufang finally failed, and ran towards Souwu, grabbing his collar with one hand, "You really cut it, you bastard Souwu!"
"I'm also worried that Mr. Hijikata will throw some bad things at me, such as a bomb wrapped in a coat." Sougo smiled condescendingly, and raised the intact black uniform in his hand. You're a disappointment, I lost a chance to sweep you upright."
"I'm so sorry." Hijikata gritted his teeth, but he still put him down, looking at Sougo's upper body intentionally or unintentionally, "Tch, since you're the captain of Shinsengumi's first team, what's the point of breaking the uniform? , Pay the fee for the uniform remake when you come back, you bastard Sougo."
Sougo understood that this Shinsengumi uniform jacket was maliciously damaged by a clown who was not beaten during the battle during the hunter exam. Although Sougo had done follow-up remedial work, there were still some obvious differences.
"Really, don't embarrass Shinsengumi, I'll lend you the intact one first, and I will never forgive you if it breaks!" Hijikata said vaguely, and took out another cigarette irritably.
However, thinking about it carefully, Hijikata felt that he was a little handsome just now, so he unconsciously raised the corners of his mouth. Of course, when he had already turned around, he walked away with a step that he thought was handsome and firm.
"Crack" the sound of a heavy object flying.Tufang didn't turn his head, raised his hand slightly, and caught it. It was something he was very familiar with, and he was a little surprised.
"It's the last bottle of mayonnaise, and it's useless for me to keep it." Sougo has already put on the slightly larger uniform, "Sure enough, it's better to leave the dog food for Mr. Hijikata."
"There must be something else, you bastard Sougo." Hijikata didn't look back, and stuffed mayonnaise into his pants pocket with a low smile.
"Please be sure to add 'woof' at the end of the sentence."
Earthwork: (╬︶)ノ彡
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Just like that, Souwu suddenly found that he had become a single-player dungeon again, and there were still a few months left before the meeting friend Kexin requested by the bald leader.And the bald leader's deployment of You Kexin is in full swing, and his only message to Zou Wu is: Give me a good training, don't come back and make trouble for me!
However, the driver uncle has disappeared, so Zongwu decided to be lazy because of all kinds of helplessness!
Of course, he opened the box his sister gave him, and got a ROM card and a ring.
Originally, he planned to call his sister directly, but the more excited he became, the more he didn't know what to say, so he temporarily shelved this plan.Anyway, knowing that my sister is still alive and well in this world, isn't it great?Sooner or later, he will know what his sister gave him.
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"Excuse me, excuse me..." Sougo sat in the auditorium with a bucket of popcorn in his arms.
This time he is in the Sky Arena, the legendary paradise for fighting fans.
"Ah...it's a big loss today..." The man sitting on his left was holding a note in his hand, and his sweaty hands had squeezed him out of shape, but he still raised his arms and shouted: "Thunderbolt muscular aunt Come on! Hurry up, pinch her head with scissors feet!"
In addition to the huge income for the players in the Sky Arena, the audience is also welcome, but most of the audience betting before the game is just for fun, not purely for money.
After stuffing a few popcorns, Sougo looked at the betting slip in his hand, and looked at the two women on the ring who were wrestling with each other regardless of their image, Sougo grinned. Yes, it's because I made the bet so carefully.
He still likes women's wrestling very much, at least, except in hypermarkets, it is rare to see women wrestling wildly with distorted faces.
He was enjoying watching, but it was hard to block the seemingly invisible murderous aura behind him. Sougo calmly waited for the end of the game, then calmly ignored the murderous aura, and walked straight out the door.
"I forged popcorn coupons several times. Is that old woman in the popcorn shop finally going to get angry? Horrible..."
Not far away, Hisoka, who was a little happy because he saw an acquaintance (not) who could be provoked: ...
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Breathing the air of Edo, people are extremely happy, and I feel that the food at the Zhensengumi cafeteria is much more delicious today.
What seems to be missing?
"Food without mayonnaise is incomplete, and life without mayonnaise is incomplete." The joyful Tufang took out the round bottle from his pocket, humming a little tune and squeezing mayonnaise on the food above, forming something indescribable.
finally……
"Deputy Chief! Deputy Chief!"
"The deputy chief is poisoned! There are assassins!"
"Is it a person with lofty ideals? Damn...deputy commander!"
"Fourteen, are you alright qwq Fourteen, without you our true selection team will be greatly reduced!"
"That...it's probably just food poisoning..." ← Yamazaki who sees through everything but is useless.
"How can it be all right! Have you seen the death message left by Fourteen?" The chief orangutan had tears in his eyes.
The vomit of the earthwork gathered into a capital "S". Except for the chief orangutan whose IQ was a little anxious at this time, everyone just twitched the corners of their mouths and left the scene laughing.
In fact, the earth side felt that they could still save it.
The author has something to say: the earth rests in peace——
However, the author of this chapter, Shallot, wrote it very happily. :-)
Seeing my sister's box, everyone must have guessed a lot of things, but I won't say anything about the author.
Next, the author may disappear for a while, after all, the college entrance examination scores will come out soon, and this baby feels the ultimate pressure (bye bye manual)
☆, competition × knife shop × dwarf
With a hunter license, it is different. Now Sougo is enjoying the sunbathing with first-class service, and now his life is very comfortable. He goes to watch two Sky Arena games every now and then, cheats some popcorn, and then relaxes in the city. wandering around.
Of course, Souwu himself will never admit that he is being lazy now, he has legitimate reasons.
"Hello..." Sougo looked at the inexplicably familiar number and picked it up without hesitation, "Today is Sunday, Mom, let me sleep for a while—"
"Who is your mother!Besides, today is Tuesday, have you been training seriously? ’ Familiar curses.
"I received a call from the driver, saying that he couldn't find you, so he went to participate in the Akina mountain bike race first. ”The bald man on the other end of the phone frowned, looking fierce, “Hey, are you being disobedient again! 』
"Not this time, obviously the driver uncle ran away first." Sougo yawned, "And there is something wrong with my saber, and it is under repair~ I can't leave here for the time being."
The implication is that "labor and management will depend on the city, don't even think about throwing me back into the wilderness!"
"knife? The bald leader touched his bald head, "What the hell are you telling me to cover the knife with air? What's wrong with your knife?"Broken or fluffed? 』
"..." I know it's not so easy to fool, I can only tell the truth, "There is a problem with the most important music playback function of Ju Yiwen RX78."
"..." The bald leader touched his big bald head silently, and didn't know what to say for a while, "Then where are you now?" ’ The voice was eerily quiet.
"Over the Sky Arena..." Sougo raised his head slightly, and he could see this ostentatious tall building.
"oh!This is an opportunity to exercise, you must seize it. "The bald leader finally seemed a bit teachable, "Training must not be slack, and when you face criminals, they will not let you down. 』
"Even if I'm cute?" Sougo put his pockets in his pockets, and while answering the phone, he had already arrived at the foot of the Sky Arena.
"Ah... this, if it's me, maybe..." The bald leader thought about it seriously, and then immediately felt something wrong, and shouted, "Don't think about these external factors! 』
"Hey hey~" While on the phone, Sougo slowly filled out the entry form and handed it to the young girl at the service desk, "That's it."
"Who were you talking to just now?Listen carefully to the speech of the elders! 』The bald man on the opposite side is trying to press his bulging veins
"Sorry, I ordered room service, and I just delivered local famous products." Sougo said with a smile, listening to the furious voice of the guy opposite with great pleasure.
"Really, can you save me some snacks..." The bald leader calmed down, and then said without interruption, "From today on, play games for me non-stop, until the 200th floor, you can use your reading ability, listen clearly no! 』
"Understood." Sougo followed a large number of participants into the arena on the first floor in a good manner.
"Also, the driver brother is not here now, and I can't find anyone else to guide you for the time being. You should observe and observe the competitions above the 200th floor, and write observation logs. I will check in August. 』
"Are you a junior high school teacher? The so-called diary homework is actually made up by students before school starts..." Sougo looked at his number, "Ah, stop talking, I'm going to play..."
"You signed up?Did you just lie to me?hello, come back! 』
"By the way, I'm usually the type of person who grabs homework at the same table at the end of the holiday." Sougo said the last sentence with a smile, hung up, and then looked at the giant guy who was not on the same level as himself in the ring.
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The day went very smoothly, but the money I earned was not as much as I won from a few bets, but Sougo didn't care about that much, but it was really boring at the beginning.
It is said that Xiaojie and Qiya are also in the Sky Arena, but they started to climb up as soon as they came, and Sougo just played around for a few days, so now they basically don't see each other.
Under the night, the lights are feasting, and for urbanites, the nightlife has just begun.Sougo walked on the street with steady steps, crossed a bustling street, passed brightly lit shops, and finally turned into an unknown alley, and came out from the alley, which was already another world.
Every city has two sides, there is a carnival with bright lights, and there is a light sleep in the dark.
Feeling in the dark, 5 minutes away, Sougo opened the door. This is the shop where he repaired his saber a few days ago.Many powerful hands are often hidden in the corners of the city.
"Father, I'm here to pick up the goods." Sou Wu took out the receipt.
"Mr. Okita, right." The shop owner is an old man, wearing thick-bottomed glasses, and his eyes can't be seen from the front, "Oh, your repair is so difficult, what about "improve sound quality, improve battery life, try wireless transmission", With all due respect, why don’t you just change the earphones?”
Sougo twitched his lips, originally he just wanted a reason to stay in the city.
"Oh, I'm a blacksmith. I've read a few books on repairing electronic products." The waterproof performance of the knife has been enhanced, your knife has entered the water, but the circuit board did not burn, it is really tenacious, if you have a chance, you must go and see the person who made this knife.”
Sougo stroked the scabbard very satisfied, and suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a large red umbrella.Out of curiosity, Sougo approached and took a closer look.
"Oh, Mr. Okita has a good eye. It's just that this umbrella was sent by a regular customer for repair, but that customer doesn't like to talk very much. He is a very shy person, hahahahaha." The old man stroked his beard and smiled. Trembling, "Ouch, my glasses!"
"Can I use it?" Sougo was very curious about this umbrella, which reminded him of the exclusive weapon of the Night Rabbit Clan, but he didn't have a chance to try it out himself.
"Hehehe, no problem, that shy good boy won't mind, he's a regular customer, I know him very well, hehehehahaha." The old man chatted and laughed happily while picking up his glasses on the ground, but after a while his kung fu was overwhelmed. The iron weapons all over the store were hit with blood on his face.
Holding the handle of the umbrella in his hand, Sougo tried to lift it, but it was a bit heavy, which showed that this umbrella was not simple, maybe it was really a weapon like the night rabbit.He thought about the daily squabbles with Kagura, and then recalled his battle with Brother Kagura. Well, the utilization rate of the latter's umbrella was too low, it was no different from using a blunt weapon.
Sougo then slowly opened the umbrella.
...Probably a non-mainstream, with a skeleton on the umbrella, this kid hasn't graduated from Secondary School yet.
Although he complained like this, but if you look carefully, it is not difficult to see that there are many traps. There is a sharp knife on the handle of the umbrella. Seeing the flashing cold light, Sougo has put away his teasing heart. Another guy licking blood.
Sougo decided to check one last thing before putting down the umbrella, which was the thing he was most curious about - the umbrella tip.
The tip of Kagura's umbrella can shoot bullets!
Sougo did not close the umbrella, but turned directly to face himself with the tip of the umbrella. However, to his disappointment, the tip of the umbrella was solid.
Sighing a little, Sougo asked the old man who had gone under the guillotine to look for his glasses with a relaxed and joking tone: "Father, have you thought about adding something that can be launched in front of this..."
Before the words were over, the umbrella suddenly moved, and the sharp tip of the umbrella came straight out of the umbrella body, stabbing at Sougo, with a distance of a few centimeters, if it hits, it would be a blow through the head.
Sougo was panting and sweating profusely, but fortunately, as a silver mother, he still had this level of sensitivity.
"Oh, you're here, you're still as usual, hahahaha." The old man put on his glasses, pulled out the tip of the umbrella embedded in the wall with one hand, reached out to take the umbrella, and put it away.
It was only then that Sougo realized that a dwarf who was a head shorter than himself appeared in front of him at some point. He was hiding behind an umbrella just now. He was wearing a black cloak with a skull pattern on the cover. As he predicted, he was wearing a Secondary school students.
However, the "toy" of this "junior high school student" is so lethal, and he himself exudes a familiar and dangerous atmosphere, so it is worth exploring.
"...Unfortunately, I didn't make a hole in your body as I wished." As soon as the deep voice came out, Sougo knew that this person was probably a fake junior high school student, but this height would not be the same as that of Kudo from the next planet. Does Shinichi have similar experiences?
"Oh, Mr. Feitan is joking again." The old shopkeeper hit the umbrella tip again seriously under the light, "Mr. Just a little joke, it seems that you can definitely become friends, hahahaha..."
"Hehehehe..." Sougo looked straight into the eyes of this gloomy guy, his big dark red eyes met those narrow golden pupils.
"Woman, it won't be so easy to move my umbrella next time." The murderous look contained in the little man made Sougo narrow his eyes slightly.
Immediately, Sougo's hand touched the side of his waist, where was the Kikuichimon RX78 that had just been tied.
The corners of Feitan's mouth curled up under his mask, and his eyes were mocking. From his point of view, Zouwu was in a hurry to reincarnate, and at his speed, it was still feasible to wait until the knife was delivered to the neck before moving, and in the total The next second after Wu made a move, he might have been separated from his body.
The old shopkeeper just glanced sideways, and then hummed a little tune leisurely, as if none of this happened in his shop.
To Fei Tan's surprise, Sougo just untied his partner with one hand, and threw the scabbard to him.Feitan frowned and caught it out of habit.
"Chrysanthemum one character RX78,
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