Shaking s soul

"(Hunter + Gintama) Shaking Soul" Author: Qing Lu

Copywriter:

The s star prince Okita has changed his understanding!

Being thrown into the unknown hunter planet (let's call it that for now), what Sougo has to do is to drag the guy behind the scenes out and slam it back!

It sounds very hot and bloody...

Faux!

Soko Okita (smiling): Guest, do you want the Triangle Horse Package A?

Content tags: Hunter Gender Switch Gintama

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☆、Zouwu×Travel×Universal Organization

"Beep...beep"

On a sunny afternoon, a teenager in a black uniform is taking a nap by a big tree, wearing a red eye patch with exaggerated eyes on his face.But the things in his uniform pocket broke the tranquility at this moment.

"Hello..." The boy picked up the phone without even taking off his blindfold.

[Hey what, hello, bastard Sougo!Where have you skipped work to be lazy again, come back soon! ] On the other end of the phone was a growling male voice, who seemed very angry.

"Ah... ah... it's Mr. Hijikata." The young man called Sougo slowly took off his blindfold, revealing sleepy red eyes, "Didn't even Mr. Hijikata find me this time?"

In the next second, a mocking smile appeared on that pretty face: "It's really useless, Mr. Hijikata, let's die."

[Stop making trouble, tell me where are you? ] The guy with suspected glaucoma on the other end of the phone lit a cigarette angrily.

"Of course I'm taking a nap at the old place, bastard..." The boy's plain voice stopped suddenly, "Ah, where is this?"

[Hey, hey, you won't sleepwalk into the desert, will you? 】 Hijikata rubbed his head nervously.

"It's not a desert." The place is high, and Sougo quickly climbed up the tree and stood on the branch. He can easily overlook the city not far away, "It's a city...but it's not Edo, it's not like ○○ buildings."

Sougo squinted his eyes, feeling that this city was very familiar, and then he suddenly raised his voice: "Ah, I saw the Empire State Building, Mr. Hijikata, please come to New York to pick me up."

【are you kidding me! 】Tufang yelled in the street, causing the surrounding citizens to point and point, 【Say, can you stop talking to me in such a strange voice, bastard. 】

"Hey, is my voice weird?" Sougo seriously tested the voice on the phone, "Tu-fang-go-die-"

[Are you looking for death, bastard Souwu! 】

"It seems that the voice is indeed a little thinner than before. Are you cold?" Sougo touched his throat suspiciously, and then found that his... Adam's apple had disappeared.

[Hey, Sougo, why...] Before Hijikata finished speaking, Sougo Okita cut off the call instantly with a dark face.

"Are those bumpy bastard aliens again?" He touched his head, and unsurprisingly caught a ponytail on the high side of his head, extending to his shoulders, "It's better not to be known by the earth bastards .”

Okita Sougo—probably should be called Souko by now—is thinking about a very serious problem: She needs to know her place now and return to the Shinsengumi, but she doesn't want to be made a joke of being alone.

"Really, anyway, send an email to the Hijikata bastard first." Okita Sougo said carefully: Mr. Hijikata, I don't know where I am, I will contact you when I have news.

"Okay." Seeing the words "sent" appear on the screen, Sougo put the phone in his pocket, "Now we need to change back before Mr. Hijikata finds him."

She jumped down from the tree in two or three steps, plugged the headphone cable in her trousers pocket into the Ju Yizi RX78, put her hands in the pockets, and walked towards the city.

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"Hey, miss, is this the first time you've come to Youkexin? Do you want the uncle to take you to play?" With a slap, he slapped the wretched uncle who didn't know how many times he struck up a conversation with him into the wall, and Souwu still maintained his unchanging demeanor. pale expression.

"York new...NewYork...", the boss opened his big harmless eyes, put his hand on his chin and thought, "Is it a pirated version of Metropolis?"

Judging from the various experiences after entering the city, it is obvious that this place is no longer in touch with Edo-unrecognized characters, strange banknotes, and individual superpowers.

"Mr. Hijikata, I seem to have left the earth. Don't worry Kondo-san. I'm trying to find a way. "Sent.

About half an hour later, the phone rang again.

"Hello, Mr. Hijikata—" Sougo sat on a bench in the park, carefully looked at a literacy manual handed in from a poor kid, and answered the phone as if no one was there.

【Zongwu, I remembered that I received your express delivery this morning. I just disassembled it. It is an incredible item. 】Tufang clamped the phone with his head and shoulders, picked up a stack of documents on the table,【a document that approved the application. 】

"Ah, has my cosmic poison/drug and toxic substance management license been approved yet?" Sougo's eyes lit up, and then he said regretfully, "Oh, what a pity..."

[It's a pity that you didn't poison me to death! 】Tufang's veins were about to break through the barrier of his skin and burst. He suppressed his desire to punch someone, and then said, 【Then you will be disappointed. This is the application approval form for the unknown space explorers in the universe.By the way, if you don't take the work of the Shinsengumi seriously and apply for these strange things, are you a child? 】

"Ah, I have never applied for such a strange thing." Sougo turned over a page of the literacy book and frowned. Could this be the culprit who brought him to this strange place?But the voice was still as lazy as ever, "Mr. Tukata, is there a complaint number on that application form?"

A few seconds later, the earth party sent the phone number.

[Hi, hello, this is the Cosmic Poison/Drug and Toxic Substance Management Agency, do you need any help? 】

"Sorry, my name is Okita Sougo."

[Beep—beep—] Feeling the ominous black air seeping from the other end of the phone, the operator shook her hand and hung up the phone.

"Didi...didi" Not long after, the phone rang, and Sougo stared at the screen, very well, it was the guy who dared to hang up his phone just now.

[Hi, Mr. Okita Sougo, this is the Space Exploration Special Team for the Unknown Universe, congratulations on becoming an expedition team member. 】

"I didn't even change the number..." Just to fool people?

[Sorry, we belong to the same interstellar organization, so we misappropriated your application form. After all, we accidentally discovered an Earth-like planet with strange life activities on the other side of the wormhole recently, and There is no suitable dispatch team. 】

"So you want me, a person from Earth, to investigate this planet?" Sougo leaned back and crossed his legs. "It seems very interesting."

[Hoo...] The operator on the opposite side seemed to be relieved, but immediately, an extremely terrifying air pressure spread from the phone.

"Can you tell me how I became a woman?" Sougo's eyes became hollow, as if the operator was accepting her Lingchi right in front of her.

【That... that... our event sponsor is a member of the Bumpy Sect...】 The operator swallowed, 【You know what happened to the Bumpy Sect last time, so now they are full of people on earth... ...malicious. 】

"...Okay, I see." Sougo put on a kind expression, and then said slowly, "The last question, how do I get back to Earth?"

[beep - beep -]

There was no expression on Sougo's face, but he started pressing the buttons to dial at a superhuman speed, and the moment he connected, the phone blew up.

Facing the remaining fragments in his hand, Sougo stared for a while with an unknown expression, and then calmly threw it into the trash can. The gloomy expression lasted for a few seconds, and then disappeared, as if nothing had ever happened happened before.

"The characters here are nothing more than a replacement for the Japanese language..." The literacy handbook was also thrown away.

The author has something to say: By the way, the prototype of You Kexin is New York →_→

☆、Work×Hunter Exam×On the Road

"New here, come here." An eight-foot-tall bald man beckoned to Zongwu with a friendly face, "Your overall performance these days is very good, but I can't help you with the promotion application you submitted. pass."

"Ah? Are the materials still incomplete? Dead bald man?" Zongwu's harmless expression made the guy who was suspected of her current boss flustered for a moment, but it was obvious that dead bald man was a dead man with a firm and strong mind. bald.

"Hey, Okita, what did you call me just now?"

"I call you leader, you bald man."

"Think I'm deaf!"

"It's annoying, you baldy." Sou Wu's eyes drooped, and he shook his hands in boredom, "So what's blocking my way to promotion, you baldy?"

"..." Seeing that the cute girl in front of him had given up her disguise, the bald man felt helpless as a boss. He stared at Sougo with dead eyes for a few seconds, and then looked like he couldn't do anything about you, "As a normal friend As a policeman in Kexin City, his promotion usually requires five years of work and excellent performance, and you, Okita, have worked as a new talent for more than a month, and during this period, you were reported by the team members for being lazy on patrol and suspected of maliciously tricking your colleagues."

That's right, as Souwu who seems to have completely lost contact with the earth now, although he wants to find that cheating cosmic agency and slam it back, the reality is that he has to find a job to support himself, so he I found my old job - the police.

"Hey, leader, don't talk nonsense." Facing the boss's accusation and a depressing feeling, Sougo popped a bubble gum and chewed it indistinctly, "These accusations are all about jealousy." Rumors spread by my people."

"Is there something about Cruise...?" The bald boss struggled to recall what he saw a week ago: on patrol, a handsome girl with a high chestnut ponytail and a Youkexin policewoman uniform held an iron chain in her hand, and the chain At the other end of the spectrum is Cruise, who is quite popular among female police officers.

"Cruise?" Sougo thought about it seriously, "That Super M...... Don't you think patrolling without police dogs is like dog food without mayonnaise?"

What a strange combination of dog food and mayonnaise!The point is that he was about to cry, okay?His resignation letter is still lying on my desk!The bald boss roared in his heart, but on the surface he still acted calmly: "Hey, promotion is a very difficult thing, and you can't reach it with your current qualifications, but..."

The bald man pondered for a long while, not speaking, he waited for the impatient question from the chestnut-haired girl in front of him.

— but what!Is there any hope for me!

——The hope is slim, unless you can become a hunter, you can make an exception and let you be the captain.

——The hunter exam is very difficult, and there are many dangers...

——Yes, it was quite difficult when I was a hunter, but now that I think about it, I was really strong at that time...

——Hey~ Is the leader a hunter?Amazing!Can you teach me, can you teach me!

——Oh hehe, there is really nothing I can do about you.

Of course, all of the above is the bald leader’s own brain teasing plot, but the fact is that Sougo’s bland gaze directly reached his eyes, and the bald gentleman was embarrassed by the sudden coldness of the scene, and then said with a thick neck: " Go and get back the hunter certificate and let you be the captain."

"Hunter..." Sougo thought about the information he had heard about this word for a month, "Is it difficult?"

"Of course!" The bald boss jumped up, "You know back then..."

"Got it, got it." Sougo waved his hand, "Your hunter certificate hangs around your neck almost every day, so I doubt how easy the hunter exam is."

"Hey!" The bald boss finally realized how wrong it is to talk to a trembling s who never forgives, "Anyway, don't underestimate the hunter exam, if you go."

The bald boss slapped a registration form on the table, then turned and left desolately. He still had to deal with that poor Cruise. When he walked to the door, he turned and looked at the idle Sougo seriously: "I said in advance Well, our backup police force is still very sufficient, I won’t care if you die in the exam, little rookie.”

After walking a few steps, just as Sougo started to fill out the registration form, the leader returned.

"Not every policeman has this opportunity~ I didn't give you the opportunity because I admire you as a junior~" The leader put a stack of thick papers on the table, "September Youkexin..."

"Bong" A cannonball flew past that shiny head, behind the bazooka was Sougo's smile: "It's so disgusting, the gorilla's pride." Then the leader threw the bazooka to the passerby with a confused face Cruise, who hadn't resigned yet, covered his face in panic: "Cruise, you actually want to murder the leader!"

The bald leader's veins swelled at a visible speed. He was thinking, if this guy becomes a hunter and learns the ability to read, then the Youkexin Police Station may become this guy's kingdom.

Although the bald leader really appreciates Sougo's skills and rich experience in maintaining law and order and fighting gangsters, his soul and harmless appearance are the opposite, very vile.But as an older and experienced bounty hunter, even in a metropolis like Youkexin, it was the first time he had such a strong premonition: this shivering girl can definitely pass the exam and become a powerful hunter.Youkexin in September is the busiest and most corrupt time of the year, and the police station can’t operate with only one hunter alone. Thinking that the whole city is led by the nose every year, the bald leader is rare. Thump the wall, use the enhanced fist.

"leader——"

The bald man paused, but he refused in his heart: let me go, I'm afraid I won't control myself and beat you up!Don't underestimate the reinforcement system!

"What else is there?" The bald leader forced a kind smile.

"Is the leave you took for the hunter exam paid?" Raising his right hand, Sougo was rarely serious.

"Ah, if it's not dead." Then the leader turned around and saw the rich facial expressions of several policemen in the shadow who had just escaped the shells and looked embarrassed, and said sincerely with lasagna tears on their faces, "It's really not me. " of Cruise.

The bald leader's inner os: I regret it, if you can't come back, don't come back, brat.

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This year's hunter exam is the 287th, and January 1th is the start time, and according to the bald leader who has been there, it is conservatively estimated that the exam will be around the 7th.Wearing the Shinsengumi uniform he brought from Earth, Sougo tied up his ponytail vigorously again, checked the Kikuichimon RX20 that never left him, plugged in his earphones, and headed out.

Originally, he planned to take the airship from Youkexin and go directly to Saba City, but found that all the flights this time had canceled the destination of Saba City, so Sougo could only take the next best thing, and first went to Doli Island to take the bus.

"The leader is really nagging like an old mother." Sougo raised the corners of his mouth and looked at the map full of markings. As an active hunter, the bald leader carefully checked a lot of information to help Sougo mark the route, "It's just a bald man Brother gorilla."

Slowly strolling from the airship landing place to the bus gathering place, Sougo had an extra glass of milkshake in his hand, and while holding a straw in his mouth, he watched with great interest a group of men and women frantically scrambling to get on the bus.

"Ah, damn it, do you have eyes, bastard!" A young man with prickly hair who was quite an uncle in a blue suit, holding a briefcase and wearing small round sunglasses was squeezed out of the line as expected, and then sat down on his buttocks. Beside Sougo who was watching the battle from the sidelines.

With a straw in his mouth, Sougo looked indifferently at this office worker-like young man who was thrown into the subway and then drowned in the crowd.

The young man was stared at a little furiously, but because of Sougo's handsome and cute appearance, he blushed, pushed his round-rimmed sunglasses, and said, "I'm really laughing, lovely lady, you are also going to take the hunter exam Is it?"

"Ah." Sougo looked at him, then at the bus that finally took all the passengers in, and got on the bus calmly.

Then the young office worker hurried to follow, the bus door was closed, and the carriage became even more crowded, and crowded carriages are always a high incidence of idiot behavior.

"Hey, uncle, if you want to be a hunter, don't do this kind of thing." Before accosting the young man in the blue suit, he threw a hairy salty pig's hand to the back of the carriage without hesitation, protecting the unsheathed weapon at his waist. Sougo with pitiful eyes, and then that salty man stunned the passengers behind him like a bowling ball.

Not surprisingly, because he managed to break the delicate balance of this crowded carriage, he was caught by a few unfriendly muscular brothers affected by the previous bowling ball before he could seriously play handsome to Sougo After staying there, he was beaten up.

"Puchi." Covering half of his face with a hat, the driver who seemed to be fishing all the time looked at the content in the rearview mirror, and let out a small laugh, fearing that the world would not be chaotic.

"Uncle Driver, how long will it take to arrive in Saba City?" Sougo had moved to the side of this strange old driver at some point, with his hands in his pockets, with a voice that was plain but loud enough for everyone in the car to hear Said, "Speaking of which, uncle driver, you have always turned to the left since the start of the train."

"Isn't that going around in circles all the time!"

"Is the bus a trap?!"

The passengers started to panic, and the beating boys stopped, threw the young man in the blue suit on the ground, and started to move to the front of the carriage, trying to communicate with the old driver.

"It's dangerous to talk to the driver while driving." The low but unwavering tone immediately ignited the anger of the passengers, but they couldn't vent it, because immediately, the left turn without warning caused the car to collapse.

"Ah!" Sougo didn't stand firm and also fell down.

The young man in the blue suit took the opportunity to get up and yelled at the driver, "Stop!"

The driver obediently stopped the car, but he parked the car on the train tracks.Looking at the flashing signal lights beside the railway tracks and the sound of "ding ding ding" next to my ears, it sounds like a countdown to life.Someone among the passengers shouted: "Drive fast, drive fast."

The driver, on the other hand, kept a dark smile that seemed a little stiff, didn't move, just said in an inorganic voice: "Thank you for your ride, have a good journey, I hope you can choose our bus next time... taxi..."

"Damn! Is it really a trap! Is it so difficult to even go to the hunter's exam site!" Although the crowd shouted, they jumped out of the window one after another.And just after all the passengers left, there was a loud noise accompanied by the piercing sound of metal stretching, and in an instant, only half of the front of the bus was left.

"Miss." Half of the carriage drifted out, and the driver looked at the girl with chestnut hair and high ponytail squatting below with an uneasy expression, "Can you let go?"

"Uncle, the boss can't stand still—"

Starting from the driver's left turn, Sougo grabbed a handle when he fell, trying to maintain his balance, but due to inertia, he failed to maintain his balance and fell directly to the ground, but he still didn't let go of the things in his hand. Open, tried to pull that thing to stand up several times, but "unfortunately" failed.

"Miss." The smiling driver who kept constipated continued to drive half the bus, "Let me show you a shortcut to the hunter exam."

Sougo, who was sitting sideways on the ground, was watching the scenery in the already open-top bus. He grabbed the old driver's ○○ with his left hand, and grabbed the driver's face with his right hand: "It's hard to stop shaking. I can't stand up anymore."

……

"Okay, I lost to you." The driver uncle pulled the brim of his hat to cover his sweaty brow, "I'll take you to Saba City."

As expected of an old driver, his expression is just cracked for this sake, Sougo thought silently, it seems that his previous trembling was just superficial, and his real attribute is Super M.

"The next stop is the hunter test site in Saba City. Passengers, please hold on to the handrails."

"Oh." Sougo chewed the bubble gum and blew a huge bubble.

The "Bo" bubble burst.

"Ah!!!! It's not that handrail!"

The author has something to say: I actually missed a few paragraphs =_=

☆、Old driver×arrive at the venue×make new friends

"Ah, Kurapika, look!" A child with high bristling hair from head to toe, green from head to toe, pulled a blond boy who was probably wearing some kind of national costume, and pointed to come out of a certain barbecue restaurant. Uncle driver, "That uncle's walking posture is so strange."

The boy named Kurapika hurriedly made a silent gesture: "Shhh, Xiaojie, this is very impolite."

A young man in a blue suit next to him pushed his round sunglasses: "It looks familiar." Then he watched the driver uncle open the door silently, and walked into the half-remained bus.

"Oh, what a coincidence, I actually met you here." Xiaojie and his son, the son of a fierce fox, waved at the driver, "It's rare that you are so merciful to send candidates here, I thought that with your personality Will definitely be driving around Dolly Island."

"Ah! It's you, bastard driver!" The young man in the blue suit shouted loudly.

"Leori!" Kurapika stopped the young man in the blue suit who was about to rush forward. Although he had complained about the previous incident, Kurapika thought it would be better not to have conflicts with this person related to the hunter exam.

Leorio took a deep breath, calmed down, and then asked the driver: "Hey, where's the girl from before? I didn't see her at all after I jumped out of the car."

The old driver took off his hat, and faced Leorio with a face of an unlovable uncle: "You are welcome to continue to choose my bus next time." The driver's inner os: Compared with that woman, you guys A bunch of muscular idiots are just model passengers...

"Hey, no way..." Leorie obviously got the wrong meaning, and pointed at the old driver frantically, "You guy can't be greedy for that lady, so you deliberately drove us all out of the car! No wonder His walking posture is so strange, he was kicked if he didn’t succeed!”

"Hey, the walking posture is strange, so it's like this." Xiaojie pointed at the driver naturally.

Kurapika stretched out his hand to rest his forehead, and once again deeply felt the superiority of his IQ, and that son of a vicious fox, who suffered from embarrassment.

"There must be some misunderstanding." The son of the vicious fox said, and then faced the driver, "What happened!"

"..." It was really impossible to say it calmly, the driver raised his dead fish eyes, anyway, he would never let the guy who ruined his second child enter the venue so easily.

So in the barbecue restaurant at the moment...

"I'm going to take the hunter exam."

"Sorry, we don't have this thing here."

"You know that uncle driver, so show me the way, bastard, I'll complain to you."

"..." The manager of the roast beef looked up at Sougo, then lowered his head and continued to roast, "Guest, how do you make the steak?"

This is the minimum reminder. The store manager thinks that this girl must be a fairly qualified contestant if she can let that cheating driver lead the way, but because of something that offended that preoccupied guy, that guy didn't even leave the pass code. gone.But ah, the program must go.

"Steak..." It seemed irrelevant, but Sougo immediately understood that this was a reminder from the manager of the barbecue restaurant. Maybe he could just answer something reliable, but as s, he just It's totally not his style to let the old driver leave a bug and leave, so Sougo put his hands in his pockets and looked at the store manager with unbright eyes, "The store manager, please cook it slowly over a slow fire... ..." The following words were deliberately slowed down for emphasis.

"Cough, very good, then you..." The store manager just wanted to praise Sougo for his debut, but in the next second he saw Sougo walk out the door.

The pretty girl with fair chestnut hair looked back and smiled: "I'll ask the driver uncle for the pass code, and I'll eat it when I come back~"

Looking at the seemingly harmless girl with bright eyes and bright teeth, the store manager felt a little chill for no reason, and silently lit a wax for the old driver in his heart.

Then, as soon as the boss went out, he saw the old driver blocked by two teenagers and a young man who seemed to have a little impression.

"Ah, did you stop this nasty guy just for me? Thank you so much!"

The current trio of protagonists turned their heads and saw the owner of that sweet voice—the dark-bellied actor Sougo.

On the contrary, the old driver's face was a little pale, and then he silently moved towards the half-car that he could see clearly.By the way, strengthen your fist to knock down the malicious stone thrown by Sougo.

"You bastard...you really did something!" Leorio was a righteous partner, and immediately grabbed the old driver's collar.

Kurapika and Xiaojie immediately surrounded him to break up the fight, and he finally let go.Because of this incident, the driver who could have easily escaped was trampled underfoot by Sougo.

Sougo's eyes were big and without any light or shadow: "Take another step, and I'll stab this into your ○○." As he spoke, he shook the chrysanthemum in his hand.

The old driver felt the chrysanthemum tighten, and then looked at the three protagonists who interrupted his run repeatedly with some resentment.

"Miss, hello, my name is Leorie, let me teach you a lesson for this kind of scum!" Then he rolled up his sleeves.

"Sorry, you are... the office worker, right?" Sougo smiled and waved at him, "Long time no see, you're here to test the hunter too."

"You don't remember me at all!" Leorio lowered his arms a little dejectedly, "Obviously I guarded you, Miss, on that bus..."

"Sister, my name is Xiaojie, what about you?" Compared to Leorio's disillusionment, Xiaojie maintained the virtues of developing a friendship group that the protagonist should have, and took the initiative to speak.

"My name is Kurapika, can I ask this driver... what did he do?"

"My name is Mr. Okita. That uncle driver did something very unreasonable to him." Sougo made a sweet voice. After speaking, he was disgusted by his own way of speaking, and then vomited...

"Whew", just as the driver was about to run away again, an arrow stuck straight on the surface of his poor bus, and a piece of paper was tied to the arrow.

"Uncle, don't rush to leave, the boss will give you a parting gift." Souwu said with a serious look on his face, "That is the map of Saba City that my mother worked so hard to organize, and it must have marked the place where your second child is allowed to go." The place where "blingblingbling" is restored, you..."

"Ah, I understand, I understand, then, I wish you success." The old driver finally showed the determined look that an old driver should have, calmly pulled out the arrow, carefully folded the piece of paper, and put it in his pocket Then get on the bus through the gap without any haste, "The password is 'steak set meal, grilled over a slow fire', come on, my juniors. Welcome to continue to choose my bus next time."

Then, the wrecked bus disappeared steadily into the sunset.

"Hey, Kurapika, Leorio, is that uncle really okay? His ○○..." Xiaojie scratched his head naturally to black.

Kurapika immediately covered his mouth: "Ah, Jay, don't say that word!"

Leori's face was replaced with bean eyes, looking at the girl who thought she was a pure goddess.At this time, Sougo no longer had the harmless expression before, replaced by thickened eye contours and a strangely smiling mouth, as if he could still see his wagging little devil tail.

"I know the password too, it seems that there is nothing wrong with me." The fierce fox son was a little embarrassed, and was about to take a step ahead, "That Miss Okita, can I ask, that...you know that the driver and I are also colleagues... ..."

Zongwu smiled and said nothing, the son of the vicious fox just felt that the setting sun was so red today.

"Miss Boss..." This was Leori, the partner of justice who was frightened. ———————————————————————————————————————

In short, they went to the underground - the meeting place for the hunter's exams - and were lucky enough to get the final number plate.

After Zongwu got his number 406, he separated from Xiaojie and his party: "Come on, you guys, I'm a guy who doesn't fit in, so I'll go ahead."

"Leorio, are you okay?" Xiaojie, as the protagonist of the natural series, is very sensitive to the emotions of his partners.

"It's nothing, it's just that the first time I saw Ms. Zongzi was when I was squeezing the bus. At that time, she was biting her straw, watching us scrambling for a seat, and smiling slightly, like an elf out of dust Same..." Leorie forcibly beautified the previous scene in his mind, "However, the reality... is always extremely cruel."

"I think..." Xiaojie put his index finger on his chin, and thought about it seriously, "Sister Zongzi probably just thinks it's interesting to see a group of people fighting for things with distorted faces."

correct answer!

☆、Examination×Underground×Marathon

When they learned that the first test was endurance running, some of the candidates understood, some were proud, and only a few were crazy. After all, those who can't run a few kilometers to take the hunter's license test are basically giving away their heads.

Sa Ci, the examiner of this exam, is a mustache without a mouth, a real mouthless attribute, and a strange walking posture. Simply put, he is not human at all.

30 minutes……

3 hour……

……

In this seemingly endless dark tunnel, more and more people ended the exam ahead of time, and the more they got to the back, the more and more candidates were lying on the ground, and the Sat at the front was still like a machine. Like a machine, it moved forward in a rhythmic and silent manner, followed by strong men with normal faces or slightly sweating.

At this time, the protagonist group fell into the lies of the Great God of Dongba, Leorio and another fat man were trapped in the illusion of the past and could not extricate themselves, Xiaojie and Kurapika went to the rescue, but Kurap also bothered. My eyes are red and I can't help myself.

"Uncle, let me tell you." In order to be able to make a partner, or at the stage of being curious about Xiaojie at this time, Qiya chased after him on his skateboard, and successfully blocked the escaped Dongba Great God .

Dongba was repeatedly forced back by Qi Ya's ominous aura.

"Guys who use filthy methods will die filthy and tragic one day." Qi Ya handsomely held the skateboard between his hands, "If you don't believe me, just try it, it's here."

Dongba swallowed, sweating profusely.

Just when Qi Ya felt bored and was about to skip the square-nosed uncle and go to find Xiaojie, as if everything was to confirm his casually threatening words, a car came out of thin air at high speed and took the huge Dongba The piece of meat flew out.

"Miss, I seem to have hit something. Is it okay?" A familiar driver wearing a hat stroked his hat. He was already in a state of dead fish eyes. It fell on the chestnut-haired girl over and over again, last time the