The male ticket is the lighthouse jellyfish [Live]

A puff of yellow smoke came out and ran around, filling the whole room.

Holding his breath, Du Feng quickly got out of bed and jumped out of the window.

Wow, I really vomited blood this time.

Du Feng lay on the glass, and took out the phone with difficulty, 【What kind of enmity do I have with you? Why doesn't it matter what you say? 】

Passerby A: [...The classmate released another one? 】

【What do you think? 】Du Feng was lying on the ground waiting for rescue, 【I jumped from the window, and now I am injured even more seriously. 】

Damn it, Mimosa is still upstairs, the closest to the farting classmate, what if I burp?

[Hurry up and save people! 】

[I'm afraid that the more I help, the more busy I will be. _(:3)」∠)_] He Shui freed up one hand to call other teachers.

【Why? ] Du Feng asked.

[Because I recently practiced the Emperor Words technique, my mana is a little out of control. _(:3)」∠)_]

[What is Emperor Words? 】

【That is, you won’t hit what you say, and you will hit what you don’t say. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t work. _(:3)」∠)_]

The first level of the Emperor's Word Technique is the reverse direction speech spirit. He said that this matter will be good, and this matter will definitely suffer. The reason for daring to be with Du Feng, what if Du Feng is accidentally burped?

[It turns out that you did the trick! ] No wonder you have been so unlucky recently.

First, he met the three-headed dog in the bathroom, and he asked He Shui for help. As a result, He Shui came up with a bad idea and didn't force the three-headed dog down. Instead, all his worries were realized.

Later, when I met the Blue Books in the library, He Shui's ideas were not used, but his own ideas succeeded in subduing the Blue Books.

[It turns out that you are an extra-large crow's mouth! 】Mom, I didn't say it a long time ago,【Do you know that I was hurt by you? 】

He Shui sent a cute expression, 【I also helped you. If I said you would be beaten by a three-headed dog, you would definitely not be beaten. If I said you would be fine, then you would be fine. _(:3)」∠)_]

[And my classmates. ] Du Feng added.

【Well, your classmates will be fine. 】He Shui called me smoothly.

[Fuck, what did you just say? 】

He Shui said that his classmates will be fine, so that means something will happen?

Du Feng was taken aback, and quickly propped himself up to look up.

His position here is low, so he couldn't see the situation above, his finger was vitrified instead, and the blood flowed all over the ground. Du Feng's brain exploded, and all he could hear was the collective cry of the electrocardiogram used for the examination.

beep—

Fuck, the students are going to burp!

[Quickly say that the students will die! ] He hurriedly typed and sent.

He Shui copied it quickly, [Hurry up and say that the students will die! 】

The first copy failed, so He Shui copied it again, 【Students will die! 】

The electrocardiogram upstairs was no longer calling. I don’t know if it was hiccups or recovered. Du Feng climbed up with the help of the wall. He was relieved when he met the first aid teachers on the way. He sat wiltingly on the stairs and sent a message to He Shui .

【You have really become a broom star now. ] And it's the kind that speaks quickly.

【no way. 】Actually, He Shui was a little worried about Du Feng, but he didn't dare to ask, for fear of another accident,【I don't want to either, my colleagues are afraid to talk to me anymore, I'm pretty lonely by myself. _(:3)」∠)_]

He was used to having Du Feng hugging him, and he felt uncomfortable if he didn't hug him for a day.

[You should quickly find a way to control it. 】

This horse riding is like riding a roller coaster, if you are not careful, you will burp.

However, this is not so easy to control. After all, I am used to everyday language, and if I suddenly want to speak ironically, I will definitely not be able to react.

In the future, you should praise others, 'You look so ugly. ''You are so short. ''you are so fat. '

Otherwise, there will be a 360-degree reversal immediately, the beautiful will become ugly, the tall will become short, and the thin will become fat.

[What kind of cheating is this emperor's words? 】

[Excerpted from the "All Saints Demon Code", which was a good show of the demon saint back then. 】Although He Shui has lived for an unknown number of years, some spells rely on chance, such as "Halloween Demon Code", so this is the first time he has come into contact with it. When he got it before, he lost it before he could study it. I don't dare to practice, because if I go crazy, I will be in trouble.

[The demon saint is so pitiful! ] To actually create such an emperor's speech technique, it is clear that he is cheating himself.

Du Feng had already waited for rescue, separated from several other students, and lay alone in a room, because the injury was too severe, the leg just happened to be broken again, and there was a hole in his forehead, and he was chatting with He Shui by willpower , When the rescue arrived, he fainted immediately.

When he woke up again, He Shui was next to him, holding a fruit knife in his hand, peeling the fruit in circles, and found that he had a reaction, he immediately leaned over with a worried expression, "You finally woke up."

Du Feng felt a burst of drowsiness, and fell asleep again with his head tilted.

He Shui: "..."