The male ticket is the lighthouse jellyfish [Live]

"Let me tell you, God's fortune teller is very picky. The fairy envoy actually gave a divination on his birthday, and he shouted so loudly that the whole Haiyang could hear it. He's not ashamed at all." Du Feng earnestly said.

The headline of the blue book is amazing, "He has been like this since he was in school."

"..."

Du Feng was speechless. It turned out that God is so picky, and since he was a kid, even the head of the blue book who admired him knew it.

"He won't change your equipment like this." Thinking about it this way, it's better to be under He Shui's hands. He Shui's first money is to change equipment for producers. He has lived for a long time and thinks far. Every time, the producers are fattened first, and then there will be more meat when they are slaughtered.

But he may be too fat, the meat is thick and firm, in stark contrast to the crooked melons and dates outside, making people think he is a liar and a counterfeiter.

This is like the apples sold outside. All the stalls are small and sour. Suddenly, a stall owner sells big and sweet apples. People really dare not buy them, fearing that they have added medicine or other ingredients.

"I don't care." The head of Blue Book was determined.

Du Feng fell silent, he had never seen such a determined person, "Then why did you choose me?"

The head of Blue Book replied honestly, "Because you are very similar to him."

"Which point?" Just because of this fucking reason made him happy in vain. He thought that there was finally a whole-hearted contract just for him, but he didn't expect that he was still thinking about others.

Mu Jian has been disobedient since he used it once for Mimosa, and he keeps trying to hook up with Mimosa. Mimosa also likes Mu Jian, but he is too kind to ask Du Feng to exchange.

After all, it is a magic weapon to recognize the Lord by dropping blood, which is equivalent to the right arm. Even if the price is skyrocketing, people may not agree, so the two chat with each other behind his back every day, and Mimosa classmate tickles the wooden sword or something.

Du Feng and Mu Jian are in a master-servant relationship, and they share the same mind. Mu Jian's thoughts are clear and clear to him, but they are not easy to disturb.

They have already cut off their freedom, and it seems unreasonable not to let them fall in love.

"You, like him, have the ability to attract people's attention."

It is a natural ability. Some monsters have good looks, and some monsters are powerful. There is always a reason to attract others. As for Du Feng, it is an illusion.

Du Feng's heart is stuffy.

Counting money under the corner: [He Shui, what should I do?The head of Blue Book has signed a contract with me temporarily, but he has someone else in his heart! ! ! 】

Du Feng hit three exclamation points in a row, but that was not enough to express the bitterness in his heart.

[Don't be sad, at least the body is still yours. 】Probably because Du Feng often used this account to chat with He Shui, He Shui stayed by the side all the time, and replied quickly every time, 【Quickly ask him if this is the first time? 】

【…】Du Feng heard the meaning in it, and couldn't help getting involved, 【Don't make trouble, how could it still be there the first time. 】

The old man is very funny, chatting easily every day, he couldn't help laughing.

[How about I teach you my most handsome kung fu that is invincible under heaven?After practicing, thousands of magic weapons will catch up with you. 】He Shui didn't forget to joke.

【Is there really such a technique? 】Du Feng doesn't believe it.

[Why lie to you, this was created by the number one beauty in the demon world back then, do you think the fairy envoy looks good? 】

【nice. 】This is a fact, the fairy is really good-looking, it is the kind of 360-degree beauty with no dead ends, people want to see it again, and probably will remember it for a lifetime.

[The fairy envoy was fat and ugly when he was a child, and it was because he practiced my most handsome technique, Invincible Under Heaven, to counterattack. Are you sure you don't want to practice it? 】

【real? 】 Du Feng was skeptical.

It is understandable to say that the fairy is fat, after all, fat people are potential stocks, and they can look beautiful after losing weight, but no one will believe that the fairy is ugly, such facial features, such temperament, it is impossible to be ugly.

[Really, he was so ugly when he was a child, I didn't even want to hug him, or else his grandpa was by his side, and I wouldn't hug him even if he was killed.

_(:3)」∠)_]

【...Can you stop being like this? 】Du Feng covered his face, 【Destroy the beautiful image of the fairy envoy in my heart. 】

The Immortal Envoy gave him a good impression of being generous, affectionate and righteous. Although he fought with Wuye afterwards, the two stood on their respective positions and couldn't tell who was right and who was wrong.

In order to stabilize the demon world, the immortal envoy had to make a choice. Wuye is a pest in the demon world, and eradication is inevitable. Although it was a misunderstanding, but Wuye did not explain and no one knew.

He Shui sent a sighing expression, [Don't look at how awesome they are all now, they were still beaten by their parents when they were young, and they couldn't stop them. I watched the whole process, and I know whoever has a birthmark on their buttocks . _(:3)」∠)_]

[Who has a birthmark on his butt? 】 Du Feng suddenly became curious.

[It seems that the gods are old, it's been too long and I can't remember. _(:3)」∠)_] He Shui recently likes to post lying down kaomoji, which looks quite cute.

The head of the blue book has been by Du Feng's side all the time, and happened to see the words "Shen Suan Tian Lao", which immediately floated out and floated on the screen of the mobile phone.

"Quickly ask him how God Suantian is doing now?"

This guy was still thinking about God's fortune, and he didn't hide it in front of Du Feng. To be honest, Du Feng was a little sad.

"Wait, I'll go back to the classroom first."

The textbooks have been obtained, the teacher took the lead to let everyone go back to the classroom, and even praised Du Feng, Du Feng was hit, but he was not happy.

He put the phone in his pocket, ignored the disappointed expression on the head of Blue Book, and followed the teacher away.

The head of Blue Book pulled his deaf ears and knelt down on the textbook pitifully.

Du Feng sighed, "Ask yourself, my mobile phone password is 1123."

The head of the blue book was instantly pleasantly surprised, a blue light flashed, this guy had already rushed into his pocket, imitating his appearance and playing with the phone, but it didn't take long before he came out with the phone on his shoulders.

"I won't use this."

Du Feng quickly pressed him down, "Be quiet, the teacher is talking."

On the first day of school, the teachers don't know how to give lectures. At most, let them get acquainted with each other, and then hold a class meeting, similar to a welcome party, where everyone puts on a show for fun.

The teacher first told a joke, the kind of cold joke, the students still laughed if they couldn't laugh, and then everyone performed it one by one.

Mimosa students showed that grass grows on their heads, and it can grow hundreds of hairs all the time, like hair. Some students performed dancing, singing, magic tricks, and so on.

When it was the turn of a classmate with bright eyes, that classmate said, "I only know how to fart."

Everyone burst into laughter, and Du Feng couldn't help laughing either. He switched places with Mimosa, and he hid behind Mimosa, asking the head of the blue book about his fortune.

I could vaguely hear the student's helpless voice, "Don't laugh, I get nervous when you laugh..."

boom!

There was a loud noise, and the classroom was filled with yellow smoke, which quickly spread to every corner, and a foul smell came. Du Feng's fingers stiffened, and he fell straight down.

"It's not good, a classmate fainted!"

"Ahem, we can't protect ourselves."

"That classmate is asking for good luck..."

The stench spread too fast, and everyone was hit one after another. Except for the teacher, they all fell straight and didn't hold on for a few seconds.

Classmate Mimosa was interesting enough to push Du Feng out before he fell down. He was the weakest here and was almost killed by a fart.

The moment Du Feng breathed the fresh air, tears flowed down his face. He had never felt so alive before.

The teacher's heart ached, "Student, don't die, wake up?"

He was the fastest runner just now, and now he is pretending to be a wolf with a big tail.

Du Feng rolled his eyes and coughed up a mouthful of thick phlegm to be fine.

The teacher breathed a sigh of relief, "Lie down well, I have notified the infirmary, other students don't have to worry, the teacher will find someone to rescue immediately."

Du Feng nodded, and tried his best to crawl to the distance. The air here has been polluted, and it smells so bad.

The teacher waved his hand, put a protective shield on himself, turned around and rushed into the classroom, and brought back two students not long after.

Others also rushed over one after another, rescued the other students, and lay down in the infirmary for physical examination.

Du Feng twisted his neck. On his left was the classmate Mimosa, and on the right was the classmate with bright eyes. This guy was smoked into the infirmary by his fart.

The reincarnation of the heavens, the retribution is not good.

Sure enough, people shouldn't be prevented from falling in love. You see, as soon as you have that thought, retribution comes.

Du Feng glanced at Mimosa, took off the wooden sword around his neck, and put it beside Mimosa's bed.

Classmate Mimosa almost belched in order to save him, and fell into a coma. She didn't wake up for a long time, and it seemed unreasonable not to repay him.

Moreover, this wooden sword belongs to him in the first place, and a twisted melon is not sweet. It is better to be a good person and let the sword fall in love with him openly than to sneak around.

Du Feng had the feeling of marrying his daughter, and felt very melancholy. He couldn't find anyone to talk to, so he got into trouble with He Shui again.

[He Shui, I'm in the infirmary. 】Counting money in the corner.

【What's wrong? ] He Shui asked quickly.

[You may not believe it when you say it, but you will be assed. _(:3)」∠)_] This time it’s Du Feng’s turn to make the kaomoji of lying down.

[…] He Shui asked with concern, [Where is the injury? 】

Du Feng posted a dynamic picture of 'Wow, I vomit blood', [Now that classmate is by my side, I am worried that he will play it again, come and pick me up! 】

He Shui sent a picture of touching his head, [No, don't worry. 】

boom!

A loud noise rang out, reverberating in the empty infirmary and resounding through the sky.