The male ticket is the lighthouse jellyfish [Live]

In fact, Du Feng also had time to react, but every time he was about to speak, he was gagged by the old man. After doing this for a long time, he was so dizzy that he couldn't find Bei, and only roared when he was done.

"Who is looking for the little girl!"

He was destined to never have a relationship with a little girl. The fat man has found many jobs. He was the only one who didn't have time to talk to the little girl because he was busy making money. The only person who had too much contact with the fat man was his cousin. At the age of two or three, she looks so fat, no matter how bad Du Feng's eyes are, it is impossible for Du Feng to find her.

But it is a common thing to bring it back, because his cousin is not good at studying, and Du Feng will help him with tutoring when he is free.

Don't look at Du Feng like this, in fact, he is good at studying, which is considered to be above average. He just doesn't like to use it, and he is all focused on making money, otherwise it would be better.

"Really not?" The old man elongated his voice.

"No..." Du Feng felt a little guilty, "Fatty and his sister are not counted, they are only in their teens."

"Aren't teenagers girls?" The old man gave him a blank look.

Du Feng: "..."

I was speechless.

If the old man really wanted to hit him up, he could just find a reason, how high he wanted to be.

"You are so shameless." Du Feng tried his best to fight for his own interests, "At least you should compensate me, right?"

The old man was unambiguous, "What compensation do you want?"

"I have no clothes to wear, I need two clothes."

"Yeah." The old man nodded.

"I want to eat watermelon tonight."

"Okay, I'll give you a big hug." This is not a big request, and the grandfather agreed.

"Take a break."

"No problem." Du Feng himself is still not healed, and he is injured again, so he really needs to rest for a while.

"Let me last time."

"Huh?" (⌒v⌒) "What did you say? I didn't understand. Say it again?"

Du Feng quickly changed his words, "Let me touch it once."

The old grandpa rubbed his head, "If I touch it for you, I will know that you like me very much."

Du Feng: "..."

Grandpa is getting more and more shameless.

The old man took his hand and pressed it on himself, "Is it easy to touch?"

Du Feng pinched it casually, "It's okay..."

"Ok?"

"It's actually very easy to touch, your skin is the best, full of elasticity..." Damn it, what happened to the old man recently?

What's the nerve?

Always like to tease him.

The old man held him down and kissed him, "Okay, I won't tease you anymore, it's time to rest, I've already signed up for you to get rid of demon masters, and it will start almost tomorrow, and you can rest in the small world for ten days, How about you?"

If it’s really more than ten days, that’s fine. The problem is that the old man always harassed him, doing this for a while, then doing that for a while, and when he got up, he looked upright again, “It’s not my fault, it’s you What I want."

Du Feng: "..."

I have never seen such a shameless old man.

_(:з)」∠)_

Fortunately, there is still enough rest time. In the small world for more than ten days, apart from sleeping and practicing, Du Feng just watched the monsters who were in love.

Little goldfish and little mermaid, flowers and butterflies, pearl oysters and crabs, moon-watching beasts and poincianas, many cats and dogs, the mirror beast that Du Feng plans to raise as his son, has been raised by Tianmai as his son.

He belongs to the kind who fished for three days and posted on the net for two days. He accidentally forgot the mirror beast. He liked it when he first picked it up. In the end, it was all taken care of by his grandfather, who even found it for him. home.

In short, Du Feng is very unreliable. Of course, this is not the first time. Similar things have happened several times before.The critical moment still depends on the grandfather.

The old man stayed with him in the small world for more than ten days, and he had already circled all the parts that needed to be assessed, and he was going to take the test after he finished his review.

Du Feng checked the address on the Internet, and asked the small transparent pretending group, everyone agreed that it was very simple.

The one who came immediately heard that they had gone to the human world, and immediately asked if they wanted to drink water and go there today?

When Du Feng said no, he dismissed the idea, but he didn't know what he was thinking about. It would be a bit troublesome if he went to them secretly.

The group is all anonymous, everyone is wearing a vest, vaguely know the identity of the other party, but not sure, usually the biggest hobby is picking up vests, whoever says a place name, takes a photo, and immediately starts picking up who it is?

Du Feng is very pretentious in the group, but everyone is not interested in him, and more in the grandfather.

The grandfather is too low-key, besides showing affection, he is also showing affection.

Du Feng decided to trick the old man's vest over someday when he was free, and go up to see what's going on.

There must be passion.

He was ready to prepare, carrying the wooden sword and taking the little ghost together to test the demon qualification certificate.

Demon removal qualification certificate is not that simple, first there is theory, then practice, and finally catch a demon by yourself to be considered qualified.

The theory examines the purpose of eliminating demons, the habits of monsters, what kind of monsters are bad monsters, what kind of monsters are good monsters, and how to distinguish between human beings and monsters?

All kinds of questions, hundreds of questions, with a total score of [-] points, at least [-] points are required to be considered qualified. Du Feng was stunned when he saw it, and he didn't know many of them.

After all, I went to the monster university, centered on monsters, that is, I stood on the side of monsters, and suddenly I had to stand on the side of humans to deal with monsters, and I really couldn't react for a while.

For example, it says that the fox demon is cunning, and the leopard demon is cruel. If you see them, you must preemptively attack them and wait until they are trapped.

There are many more of this kind, most of which are saying that monsters are dangerous, and many of them have the intention of harming others, or they have diseases, are contagious, and so on. Basically, there are signs behind them, catch and kill.

If it is a demon that says to kill, it doesn’t matter if it’s 21 or [-], it’s the kind that recruits deadly, similar to Wuye, the most wanted list, and there are many others, with a long ranking, hundreds of monsters, these monsters You must recognize everything, and you will be killed if you see it in the future.

It is worth mentioning that there is no leafless photo on it, and there is a question mark on the position of the portrait.

Wu Ye is really cunning, it is impossible for someone to take his picture so easily and cause trouble.

Speaking of which, besides Wu Ye, there is also Brother Qiongqi on the most wanted list. Brother Qiongqi's criminal profile doesn't say anything. Ye Yuan moved a lot.

Probably brother Qiongqi is even more mysterious than Wuye. There is a picture from Baidu on it, a tiger with two wings and long fangs.

Counting money under the corner: [I found that two of our group are on the most wanted list, both of which are in the top ten. 】

Attached is a photo, which is the most wanted list taken, and there are many demons densely packed on it, some have photos, some don't.

Pretending to be a tree: [Fuck, there's me on it too, what the hell! 】

Ok?

Are there flowers falling?

Du Feng flipped through it, [I didn't have you, I must have misread it. 】

Wait, Hua Luoluo will turn into a woman every night of the full moon, maybe it's his identity as a woman who is on the most wanted list.

Du Feng took a closer look, and with Hua Luoluo's cultivation, he should be among the top on the wanted list.

Those who know each other are excluded, and those who have photos are also excluded. Finally, it is locked on a tree demon, a flower tree in Nanshan. Every night when the moon is full, it dances to attract people, absorbs yang energy, and is very fierce. See it and kill it.

[Oh, I see, it turns out that there is really you. ] Sure enough, it was Hua Luoluo. The last time Hua Luoluo said that he would take him to Nanshan to raise him in captivity, it wasn't that he had ghosts.

Pretending to be a tree: [Just know it, don't say it. 】

Du Feng still knows about this, it is impossible to blow up people's vests, just talk about it.

You Rong Naida: [Although I was on the list, I didn't make the top ten, so sad. 】

You Rong Nai Da also went to the Wanmei Club last time, but unfortunately he didn't recognize who it was. He probably felt that he was from the Shenlong clan, that is, his father's brother's son, his cousin Long Qi.

But the old man also said he was the owner of Penglai Xiandao, who confused him, anyway, so far I don't know anyone.

But when he said it himself, Du Feng looked through the arrest warrant and found the information of the owner of Penglai Xiandao. It is said that the closed island does not accept visitors, and the surrounding area is full of border restrictions. All passing ships will be shot down. Because they don't take the initiative to hurt people, they are listed in the top twenty.

It seems that You Rongnai is really the owner of Penglai Xiandao. It is true that these big men know each other well, maybe there will be troubles for them in the future.

Du Feng hurriedly added friends, waiting for You Rongnai to pass.

"There are still 10 minutes left. If you haven't finished answering, answer the paper quickly." The examiner came over suddenly and gave Du Feng a vague look.

Du Feng quickly put away his phone and answered the paper carefully. In the last 10 minutes, he had more than 100 questions left. Fortunately, they were all multiple-choice questions. Quite a lot.

Counting money under the corner: [What is the fox most afraid of?Multiple choice questions, A, fear of fire, B, fear of water, C, fear of smoke, D, fear of thunder]

Pretending to be a tree: 【...This question has no technical content at all, of course it is because I am afraid of thunder, and all monsters are afraid of thunder. 】

Counting money under the corner: [But I have already filled in several fears of thunder, so I can’t fill them all, right? 】

Pretending to be a tree: [It’s true, so let’s be afraid of water. Anyone with hair should be afraid of water. 】

Happy to hear and see: 【Sorry, I can swim. 】

Du Feng's eyes lit up, 【Then what are you most afraid of? 】

Happy to hear and see: [I'm ticklish. 】

Du Feng: […]

It's impossible to talk about it at all. If you ask the monster in question, you don't even know about it, and you're not afraid of water, fire, or smoke or thunder, so what's the point?

The examiner kept urging, "There are still 5 minutes, everyone has to hurry up."

Du Feng chose to be afraid of water, and what Hua Luoluo said made sense, all hairy people are afraid of water.

He knows about Foxfire, basically all powerful foxes have fire, and there are also special Firefox, so filling water is definitely right.

He chose a few more questions in a row, and found that these questions were quite funny, and the choices below were basically the same. What are snakes most afraid of?

A, eagle, B, water, C, fire, D thunder.

Can you be a little creative? Du Feng fills in several mines, and if he fills in wrongly, he will belch all the way. He can't even pass the first level.

"In the last minute, the examination paper can be handed in." The examiner glanced at the entire examination room.

There were quite a few people who came to the Exorcist Examination, hundreds of them, and Du Feng was not very conspicuous in it. Along the way, he often heard people say that the exam was too difficult, and he would definitely not be able to pass it.

In fact, it is not difficult to be difficult, but it is more fucked up, deliberately confused, and the people who make it don't know which one to choose?Because each of them has thunder, it is impossible to choose all of them, so this is embarrassing.

Du Feng checked and handed in the papers. When he walked out, he felt at ease. He felt the same as the previous graduation exams. He was very worried during the exams. After the exams, he was like a bird flying away, gone forever.

He opened the door and went out. The kid was already waiting outside, so he hurried over and asked him, "What's wrong?"

"That's it." Du Feng could basically give up.

He was just about to take the kid out for a meal, when he suddenly felt an obvious gaze sweep over him, and when he looked up, there was a person standing on the top of the hollow assessment center that resembled a bird's nest, with long wings spread out, and one hand behind his back. , looking straight at him.

"Qongqi?" Du Feng opened his mouth wide. Brother Qiongqi is so persistent that he actually chased him here. Although he didn't come here for him, he seemed determined to find the old man from him.

This is troublesome, brother Qiongqi seems to have found him!

No, there are so many people here, it's impossible to be so fast. Du Feng looked around and found that everyone had sensed that gaze and looked up.

Cast a wide net to catch fish?

Calm down, he couldn't find it.

A voice suddenly rang in the ear.

"I got you."