The male ticket is the lighthouse jellyfish [Live]

The little ghost died early, about ten years ago, because a thief broke into the house and robbed him, he was awakened, and the two had a fight, and he was stabbed to death.

He had just grown up and hadn't gone out to show off, so he died here by accident, of course he was very unwilling, so his resentment took shape, and he also became a ghost, trapped here, swaying around three inches every day, early Just get used to it.

After his death, the landlord refurbished the house and prepared to rent it out. Unfortunately, he scared them away. There are hundreds of tenants who have never lived in it for a month. The strongest one persisted for 27 days, and then lost. Come on.

In the end, the house was sealed off, and no one lived in it for several years. The little ghost couldn't see anyone, and suddenly became lonely. Later, the landlord changed, and the house was re-decorated and rented out.

Du Feng was the first tenant. He had just entered high school at that time, and he was a materialist.

Sometimes the little ghost will help Du Feng turn off the lights or something, and he will remind him when he overcooks the instant noodles, such as throwing something to attract Du Feng's attention, and let him come and turn off the fire by himself. The second master in the house.

He was also afraid that Du Feng's gas would explode and kill himself, leaving both of them homeless.

Because Du Feng couldn't see him, the kid wouldn't say hello to Du Feng, at most he would bubble up when something went wrong.

He actually likes people like Du Feng quite a bit. There is nothing wrong with him. He goes out to work all day long and only comes back to sleep at night.

The old man rubbed his head, "Of course I'm talking to you."

Kid: "..."

What have I been through? 【⊙_⊙】

How can anyone see me?

The old man gestured to go out, "Don't disturb his sleep, he hasn't slept well all day."

Du Feng has the problem of recognizing the bed. He definitely can't sleep well on the sleeper. The bed is too hard in the hotel, and he can't sleep well either. It seems to be quite noisy here, and there is a street of snacks underneath.

The old man closed the window, and typed a silence symbol, and the room was suddenly quiet, and the sound could be heard when a needle was dropped.

The kid followed him all the time, saw the brilliance in his hand, "You..."

"I'm a demon." The old man turned to look at him, "But don't be afraid, I don't eat ghosts."

The kid's eyes relaxed a little, "Why do you..."

He didn't know how to express the spell, so he compared his fingers, imitating the movements of his grandfather.

"This is a spell." The grandfather tapped lightly, and the pots and pans started to move by themselves, looking for their own place, step by step, and even queuing.

"Oh my god." The little ghost exclaimed, "You are amazing."

The old man smiled, "You can too."

"Me?" The little ghost was trapped in this room. He hadn't gone out for more than ten years, and he had never seen the same kind. He was much less courageous than Du Feng, and he was especially afraid of ghosts. Beside Du Feng, seeing other people in the room will feel a little more at ease.

Sometimes Du Feng would be woken up by some noise outside, and when Du Feng got angry, he would throw things away, and the outside suddenly became quiet.

Although Du Feng didn't know it, but he had the body of the dragon ball and was full of yang energy. Ordinary goblins could not help him, and were even a little afraid of him. After all, he had the blood of the dragon in his body, just like an employee who was afraid of his boss.

Maybe they don't know why, they just feel that they can't afford to provoke the person lying inside, and they can only hide if they can't.

Moreover, in the human world, there are very few big monsters who do things secretly. It is basically some little monsters who need to hide, so Du Feng has never encountered it.

As for the little ghost, because there is another species between the little ghost and him, one is a ghost and the other is a demon, and there is no connection between the two, so the little ghost is not affected and can still live with Du Feng.

It is worth mentioning that Du Feng is too yang, and ordinary people can see ghosts through mirrors, windows and other external factors, but Du Feng can't, even if the little ghost stands in front of the mirror, he can't see it, so I always thought that there are no ghosts, ghosts, gods and demons .

This was a perfect misunderstanding, the little demon couldn't get close to him, and the big demon didn't like his flesh, so he gave up on him between entanglements.

In addition, Du Feng's fate is quite strange. It belongs to the kind that encounters nobles every time, but every time something happens, one or two things will be lost.

Sometimes it is loss of soul, sometimes loss of money, and sometimes loss of arms and legs, which can be regarded as a kind of disaster relief.

His own fate was rough, he was slapped while still in the womb, and almost lost his life. Since then, his body has been weak, and accidents often occur, but his mother got him dragon balls, which are like a protective talisman, wiping him out time and time again. In case of disaster, replace it with other things, which is why Du Feng has always been so poor. If he has money, his body will go wrong.

If he wants to be healthy, he has to throw away other things. In short, he is clean. He has no money, no car, no house, and it is impossible to have a girlfriend.

If you want one of them, you have to give up your health, you can't have both.

God is fair, it is impossible to make you smooth sailing, it will always find hardships for you, torment you slowly, and give you what you want after tossing enough.

Du Feng has no car, no house, no girlfriend, and no boyfriend. He has suffered for so many years just to meet his grandfather, because his grandfather brought him too much luck, so he has to offset it before, otherwise his life will be too much. If you are happy, you will be envied.

"I can teach you." The old man looked at him seriously, "but I have one condition."

"What condition?" The kid was a little nervous. What if the condition is to let him vacate the house, or kill him, or something more important?

"Help me keep an eye on Du Feng." (⌒v⌒) "If he masturbates by himself, he must tell me in time if he is picking up girls or men outside."

Kid: "..."

Sure enough, birds of a feather flock together, and they will become what kind of person they are with. Du Feng's friends are also so unreliable.

"Okay." But the kid also had concerns, "I died in the house, what should I do if I can't go out?"

"It's not a problem." The old man snapped his fingers, and the kid's body immediately became solid, "Go outside and run around and try."

The little ghost went for a run outside, usually the sun is bright outside, he would get burned if he touched it, but today he was completely unaffected, he would not be trapped inside the house, he could walk freely, first he went to the snack street for a walk , came back very late.

The old man didn't care and let him go for a walk, "Du Feng will go out to find a job in a few days, so you follow him, beat me if you do something wrong to me, until he doesn't dare anymore."

Kid: "..."

"But I can't beat him."

"It doesn't matter." The old man had already prepared, "I prepared a magic weapon for you. If Du Feng is disobedient, you can shout at the magic weapon. If Du Feng does something bad again, the magic weapon will beat him by itself."

Kid: "..."

Poor Du Feng.

"Does it look like a magic spell? You are Tang Monk, and he is Monkey King." The grandfather handed him the magic weapon.

Not to mention, it's pretty similar, Sun Wukong is locked with a magic spell, and Tang Seng is the one who recites the spell.

"Then what are you?" the kid asked curiously.

"I am the Buddha." The old man answered as a matter of course, "No matter how hard he looks, he can't find the palm of my hand."

Kid: "..."

Du Feng became more and more pitiful.

"By the way, I'm sorry, what does your scope mean?" Du Feng should not be able to do the thing of being a mistress, but he has been living together for three to five years, and the kid knows Du Feng quite well.

"You can't make physical contact, you can't talk too much nonsense, oh, you can't even look twice." (⌒v⌒) "His eyesight is not good, what if Fengda loses his sight?"

Kid: "..."

Suddenly very sympathetic to Du Feng.

"What's that look on your face?" The old man put his hips on his hips, "If I'm so pretty, don't look at me and look at others, what if I'm not blind?"

Kid: "..."

"Okay." The old man waved his hand, "Go out, I'm going to deal with Du Feng."

The little devil also understands what he is talking about, after all, he is not young, so what doesn't he know?

One is asleep and the other is awake, what should I do?

In fact, the old man has a way. He first moved Du Feng into the small world, then cleaned the house, closed the curtains, Du Feng almost woke up after finishing, because the time in the small world is different from the outside, he An hour outside, almost half a day inside.

Du Feng was not stressed, the surroundings were quiet, and the bed was familiar. He slept for several hours in one go, and his afternoon nap almost turned into an evening sleep.

Just as he moved a bit, he was already moved out and was picked up by the old man in his arms.

"Just now that brat said that you used to be a prostitute, often took little girls home, and always stayed out at night, is it true?" The old man tortured to extract a confession.

When Du Feng just woke up, he still couldn't react, "What?"

"It seems to be true." The old man pretended to be angry, "Looking for a little girl behind my back, you are so brave."

clap clap!

He took the opportunity to hit Du Feng a few times, and then executed him.

Du Feng was stunned the whole time.

what happened 【⊙_⊙】