The male ticket is the lighthouse jellyfish [Live]

Du Feng went up to the second floor, and only the anti-theft door was closed on the second floor, the inner floor was left open for ventilation.

He noticed at a glance that the room was much tidier. In the past, the sofa and the floor were full of rubbish and clothes, which were all washed by Du Feng for him. It cost five yuan a bucket. Friends are really different.

Just like Du Feng has a grandfather, the whole quality of life has improved. Some people cook and some clean up the house, just a little bit.

Before graduating from school, they drove him out to find a job, and even signed him up for the most dangerous exorcist, as if he was afraid that he would not burp.

In fact, he understands the painstaking efforts of the old man, even if he complains on the lips, he still knows how to do it. He is a little excited to think about using his own salary to support his grandfather.

Du Feng found the key under the carpet at the door, opened it and walked in.

This room has two bedrooms and one living room, the fat man lives on the left, his parents live on the right, and his cousin's room is next door, next to Du Feng's room.

But Du Feng's room used to be a warehouse, and it was sorted out later. If his parents came back, they would drive him out, sleep with the fat man, and usually stay in such a gloomy room without sunlight.

Du Feng tucked the key back under the carpet, and ran to push the fat man's door open.

The fat man probably wanted to bring his daughter-in-law back to show his parents, so he was at home by accident, so he didn't make a trip in vain.

The curtains in the room were drawn, and the lights were not turned on, but it felt a little cool, and besides that, there was a faint ghostly aura.

Du Feng touched the switch of the light bulb, and the room lit up immediately, and the small places were clear at a glance, the wardrobe, the table, the bookshelf, only two people were lying on the bed, to be precise, it was a person, a monster.

"Bird?" It never occurred to me that the beautiful woman Fatty Dad mentioned was actually a bird, and she even became a fine bird demon.

But the human figure is really good-looking, with big eyes, white skin, long hair and good figure, she can be regarded as a beauty in a bird, but in fact, she can be regarded as a beauty in the human world, especially her chest, which is turbulent.

It's a good match, fat man can cook, hummingbird is said to be good at eating, beautiful appearance, small brain, no time to think about breaking up or anything, just know what to eat, this kind of monster and fat man are a perfect match.

And the merit score is very clean, it belongs to gold, which means that it does not do little good deeds at ordinary times, at least it is not a bad monster.

As for falling in love now, it's what you love and what I want, but I don't know if Hummingbird has concealed Fatty, does Fatty know that she is a demon?

This should be a free love between the two parties. Although he is a demon, Du Feng is still very happy for Fatty. He finally found a wife. He doesn't dislike him for being fat, greasy, lazy, and has a lot of shortcomings, but knowing how to cook can make up for everything.

Du Feng decided not to tell Fatty anymore, let him ask himself later, anyway, the demon didn't have any malice towards him and couldn't harm him, as for sucking yang qi, it's all done by bad demons, if you suck it, you will get black merit, Du Feng could tell at a glance.

"Yaoxi, the fat man is so awesome, he actually found such a beautiful girlfriend." Du Feng joked while sitting by the bed.

The fat man didn't sleep deeply at first, and there was a faint movement, and he woke up suddenly, "Du Feng?"

"Yes." Du Feng agreed.

"Why are you back?" Fatty was confused.

"Why, I'm not welcome?" Du Feng lifted the quilt to play with him, but he only lifted half of it, and the other side didn't lift it, "You're still so fat, you need to lose weight."

He has developed a habit since before, hitting fat people every day.

The fat man is also used to it, "You treat me as you, and eat it in the dog's stomach. You eat less every day, so why aren't you fat?"

Du Feng was proud, "I just can't get fat, what should I do, I can't gain weight even if I want to."

The fat man was speechless, "It's been a long time since I saw you, and you're still so underwhelmed."

"It's not as good as you." Du Feng argued with him.

Halfway through the conversation between the two of them, the beauty got up, wearing pajamas, and went out without delay in changing clothes.

"Hey." Du Feng winked at him, "It's on time, you have to cherish him."

The fat man looked happy, "It's up to you to say."

Although the fat man is fat and ugly, he has a lot of love experience, he is considerate and gentle, and he is also generous. He often buys and buys, and he is still very popular among girls.

It’s just that it won’t last long, after all, he is not a rich man, and it costs money to buy it for his girlfriend. Once he has no money, no one will ignore him, and of course he must have a stable job to buy it, and the chef is busy. I haven’t seen him for a few days. The relationship became estranged, and Du Feng had never seen him talk for a year.

"How long has it been?" It shouldn't be too long.

"It's been half a year." The fat man got up to put on his clothes, his fat piled up, "I met you not long after you left."

He is a chef. When he was cooking, a small bird flew in from outside the window. It was brightly colored, beautiful, and very greedy.

He nodded in a very humane way and begged him for something to eat. The fat man made some meat and chopped it up for her. He came every day from now on. He still had a lot of food. He ate a small plate of meat that was bigger than her body in a few bites. Hungry every once in a while, most people really can't afford it.

"It was only later that I found out that she was a demon." Fatty was also very scared at first, but he thought of her as a banshee, and she had never hurt anyone, so he let it go.

"Then how did you accept it later?" Du Feng asked casually.

With such a cowardly temperament as Fatty, it should be difficult to accept it.

"I thought about it later, she is so stupid, I made a trap and caught it casually, I was afraid of a bird." Hummingbirds have small brains, referred to as stupid, stupid and cute, and they can only eat. After eating, I immediately left with others, like a child, I still have to watch."

The fat man pointed at him, "Did you see it? They've lost weight. If you don't see anyone after a while, you have to go out and look for them, or you'll be abducted."

Du Feng looked carefully, the fat man seemed to have lost weight, and he could see the bones on both sides of his cheeks, which were not there before, he was plump.

"Be content, you already have a wife." Du Feng rolled his eyes, he also wanted such an obedient wife, but he had no choice but to be someone else's wife.

Don't make it too difficult for the old man to act coquettishly and pretend to be tender. He beat shit up as soon as he thought about it.

Speaking of this, the fat man asked him casually, "How are you doing? Haven't found a partner yet?"

Although Du Feng is more handsome and thinner than the fat man, it is Du Feng who has never had a girlfriend between the two of them.

At the age of 15, Fatty had his first love.

Du Feng was busy earning money to pay off debts.

At the age of 16, Fatty was dumped by someone and cried so much that he came to comfort him.

Du Feng is still single and continues to pay off his debts.

At the age of 17, Fatty started his second spring, barely getting along with the female classmates in his class.

Du Feng is still single, and a large amount of debts overwhelmed the family, so he dared not go home, so he stayed at the fat man's house.

Shi Fatty started working with Du Feng as a temporary worker, in the name of subsidizing the family, but in fact he was flirting with girls and found another girlfriend.

Du Feng had barely paid off the debt just now, so he figured out how much money he had.

Let alone looking for a girlfriend with his little savings, he can't afford to buy a glass of water every day. He carries a dollar or two with him every day, and eats all the food for the fat man in the morning, noon and evening.

Because Du Feng is good at pretending, he occasionally helps the fat parents to wash dishes, mop the floor, wash vegetables and so on, which makes them very happy. He said that it would be great if he was his son, so he has always been very good to him, and he cares about food. I control the drinking and control, and usually help him if I can, and find work for him if I can’t. I work by myself, and the whole family is not hungry.

"Yes." Du Feng sat cross-legged on the edge of the bed, "My wife is much prettier than yours."

The fat man looked at him suspiciously, "Really?"

"I can still lie to you." Du Feng recounted the advantages of the old man, "He is virtuous. He can cook, mop the floor, do laundry and housework. Not only that, he can also play the piano and flute, make tea and arrange flowers. In short, he can do what a man can do and what a woman can do."

This seems to be the case, the grandfather basically has all the advantages of men and women.

Women run the house and men run the house. It's like you make money to support the family. I am as beautiful as a flower, and my grandfather takes it all by himself.

"It's none of my business." Du Feng spread his hands, "He's almost turned into a waste."

The fat man obviously didn't believe it, "There are such good people in this world?"

"Of course I have." The heavens and the earth are powerful, they can serve under the bed, and they can also be taken care of in bed, it's simple.

"Du Feng?" the old man called him from below.

"What's wrong?" Du Feng replied.

"After pretending, remember to come down to eat." (⌒v⌒)

Du Feng: "..."

"Who is this?" The fat man had already put on his clothes and got up, and saw the old grandpa peeking out from the stairs through the anti-theft crack.

Du Feng felt a little guilty, "My buddy."

Grandpa must have heard those words just now, and he is expected to lose his morals at night, pills.

"Your buddy is quite handsome." The fat man teased casually.

"Don't pay attention to him. You can only see his face. His temper stinks."

"Du Feng." The old man showed his head again, "Come here to pick up the food."

Du Feng: "..."

Damn chicken, eavesdropping again.

Du Feng ran down in two or three steps, and the old man was helping in the back kitchen, wearing an apron, and seriously asked Fatty Dad how to deal with the fishy smell.

Fatty dad didn’t keep anything private, he told him everything he knew, and the old grandpa listened beside him, stir-frying the vegetables in his hand from time to time. How does he stir fry fast.

It didn't take long for the dishes in the grandfather's hand to come out on the plate, and they were placed on the table beside him. Du Feng hurriedly went to get them.

The old man took it in his hand first, then put some seasoning on it and stirred it, "What did you say about me just now? I didn't hear you clearly, so please say it again." (⌒v⌒)

Du Feng: "..."

"I just praised you, saying that you are virtuous and good-looking."

"Yeah." The old man nodded, "I also think I'm virtuous and good-looking." (⌒v⌒)

Du Feng: "..."