The male ticket is the lighthouse jellyfish [Live]

This is a perfect misunderstanding.

Du Feng is more masculine and handsome. He is different from his grandpa's beauty. He is exposed and has muscles, but his grandpa doesn't know that, so he looks weak and not as attractive as Du Feng.

Moreover, among homosexuals, the number of gongs is much smaller than that of shou, which is basically equal to one gong out of three or five shou.

He unbuttoned two of his clothes, vaguely revealing his beautiful muscles, and his honey-colored skin looked very healthy and more masculine.

The eyes of the little boy who walked outside were shining, he wanted to strike up a conversation, but he wanted to refuse and greet him, his cheeks were blushing, so cute.

boom!

A pillow was thrown over, and the old man looked at him with a smile, "After pretending to be forced to come over to sleep."

Du Feng: "..."

The pillow was so strong that it almost knocked him down. The old man must have done it on purpose because he was jealous of his charm.

hehehehe~

The old man went to the window, closed the window, and drew the curtain.

The curtain was tattered and barely hung on it. He almost pulled it off with all his strength, and it got stuck halfway, exposing several gaps.

Du Feng can still be seen outside: "..."

"I told you not to live in such a dilapidated hotel, but you didn't listen." Du Feng limped to the bed and lay down on it.

The train time was too early, and I got up at five o'clock. The child on the other side was still making troubles. I didn't sleep well yesterday. I slept for another two hours and went to find him when Fatty's shop opened.

According to the old man, going out to rely on friends is actually just picking a place to live.

Du Feng used to live upstairs in Fatty's house. He was a landlord. Because he knew him, it was very cheap for him. He should have taken it back after not living in it for so long, but he didn't know if there were any vacancies.

"It's reasonable for you to hook up with other men in front of me." The grandfather slapped Du Feng's buttocks, "I'll clean you up after you recover from your injuries."

Yesterday, because of the fierce noise, he was a little high, and today he couldn't get out of bed, but this appearance is another kind of protection for him, and the grandfather won't hurt him in a short time.

The old man lifted the quilt and lay down, turned on the time and looked through the recruitment information. There are job offers on the Internet, and there are all kinds of occupations. The old man screened it out, and the only ones he can do are exorcist, driver, chef, security guard and so on. , the others are really too much.

There is no challenge in eliminating demon masters. One move is seconds, the driver is highly mobile, and can run more. The chef has not learned formal skills, so he may not be able to apply for the job. The security guards work hard and sunbathe, which is too hard.

What the grandfather dislikes the most is basking in the sun, too long exposure will make him uncomfortable, just like burping without drinking water.

But the easiest thing here is the security guard, but the salary is low. If you want to have food and drink, you still need to find a high salary.

For example, exorcising demon masters, but exorcising demon masters is more risky. If valuables are damaged, they cannot be reimbursed, and the compensation alone is enough to drink a pot. It is thankless, so Du Feng can do it.

Du Feng is in the internship stage, and the school can no longer teach him, so he just pulled it out for a walk, which can be regarded as practice.

After all, after learning a lot of time, it is time to really step into the society.

"I submitted an application for the Exorcism Master Examination for you, let's go and get a certificate." (⌒v⌒)

"Ah?" Du Feng was about to sleep when he suddenly woke up, "What proof?"

"Exorcism Demon Master Certificate." The old man turned over and faced him, "It is specially designed to eliminate some monsters that cause harm to the world."

"Is there such a thing?" Du Feng asked.

"Well." The old man explained to him, "Just like human beings are good and bad, demons are also good and bad. Demon extermination masters are almost equivalent to human policemen. There is reimbursement for things.”

Du Feng nodded, "This is a good job, but how many levels can I take?"

"You." The old man looked him up and down, "I haven't graduated from college yet, so it would be nice to get an internship certificate."

Du Feng: "..."

"This one also needs a diploma?" He did not graduate from college, and both times he belched for various reasons.

Especially the monster university, which has only been in half a semester, and looks like a whole year.

"Of course, the laws of the demon world are also very sound. All kinds of certificates are required. To go to the human world, you need a travel permit from another world, a temporary residence permit from another world, etc."

Du Feng always hides in his grandfather's small world, and escapes the alien travel permit. He is considered an undocumented person.

"Understood." Feelings are the same as taking a driver's license test, which requires three studies and four exercises, which is very troublesome.

But the test still has to be taken. After all, it was arranged by the grandfather, "Are you with me? Be a demon master?"

"No." The old man shook his head, "It's so hot, I won't go."

Du Feng: "..."

"Aren't you afraid of me belching by myself?" Du Feng roared angrily.

"What are you afraid of? You have the protection of the jade talisman I gave you."

Speaking of the jade talisman, Du Feng became angry again, "Your jade talisman will be finished when you meet a master, and you will be snatched away by that Yuanfeng."

In the end, it became Yuanfeng's treasure to deal with him. As soon as he opened it, he sent his dragon ball away, which made him cry every day, and the earth didn't work.

"Didn't I make another one for you?" The old man pointed to the one on his neck, "an upgraded version."

The one that was snatched away was already destroyed by him, and he couldn't communicate with Xiaotiandi, and the true energy on it also scattered out and disappeared.

"Can this recognize the Lord?" Du Feng took the new jade talisman in his hand.

"No."

"Is that conscious?"

"No."

"What can it do?" It is said to be an upgraded version, is there a difference?

"There is a teleportation array inside, if you get lost, you can be teleported back." (⌒v⌒)

Du Feng: "..."

"Do I seem to be someone who can get lost?" Although he is not particularly smart, he has a good sense of direction, and he will not get lost even if the grandfather gets lost.

"Be prepared." (⌒v⌒)

The old grandpa also stayed with him, and fell asleep with his head pressed. When the clock came, the proprietress called to remind them that they could come down.

Du Feng was dragged down by the old man, he was still a little awake, he gave the address in a daze, and took a taxi to the fat shop.

It's called Fatty Shop, because Fatty's family is full of fat people, and everyone usually calls them Fat Dad, Fat Mom, Fatty, and Fatty Girl.

Fatty has a cousin who is fostered at Fatty's house. Because she goes to school here, she basically lives here. It is just next door to Du Feng's. She is a very low self-esteem child. She used to be ridiculed and cried all the time. less coaxing.

Girls, every girl is an angel sent by God and needs to be cherished.

Du Feng has always been gentle to women, because he is a fat cousin, he also treats him as a younger sister, sometimes the younger sister is afraid of going to the toilet, and when she asks him to go with her, her masculinity will immediately burst, and she will be overprotective.

Sometimes people are so strange, being protected by others will be happy, and protecting others will also be very satisfying. In short, when Zhou Yu beats Huang Gai, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer.

When the two of them arrived, Fatty's store had just opened, and Fatty yawned and moved the seat.

Du Feng walked in and shouted, "Fat Dad, I'm back."

Fat Dad paused, his eyes widened a lot, "Yes..."

He didn't seem to dare to admit that Du Feng had changed a lot. He was much whiter than before, and his height also increased. The key point was that his clothes were much more fashionable.

In the past, there were two sets of black and white, and I was distressed for a long time when I lost a windbreaker. Now because I always save money for my grandfather, my grandfather uses part of the saved money to buy clothes and shoes for him.

The more I buy, the more clothes I have, and I can gradually keep up with the trend. Coupled with the handsome melon-seeded face, it becomes so fucking unrecognizable.

"I'm Du Feng!" Du Feng reminded him, "Fat dad doesn't know me anymore."

Fatty's father finally realized, "Du Feng?"

He still didn't dare to admit it, "Have they grown so tall?"

The fat dad was taller than Du Feng before, but now he doesn't look as tall as Du Feng. In fact, it's because one is round and the other is square.

Du Feng is already in his twenties, and he won't grow much longer.

"Yes." Du Feng agreed, "Where is Fatty, why didn't you see him?"

"Falling upstairs." Fatty's dad suddenly became happy. "Let me tell you, Fatty is very powerful. He found a beautiful wife and brought it back. Do you want to go and see it later?"

He looked at the old man again, "This is..."

"My friend, I'll bring it back for you guys to get to know each other." Du Feng didn't mention boyfriend, what if fat dad is scared?

"Oh—" Fat Dad nodded, "Come in and sit down, what are you doing standing at the door?"

The old man nodded slightly and smiled politely.

He pretended to be quiet, and looked different from a rough old man like Du Feng. He behaved elegantly, spoke decently, and could have conversations with fat dad.

Fatty bought the first floor of Fatty's shop and rented the second floor. It seems that he plans to buy it in the next two years. According to the time outside, Du Feng has been away for a year. I don't know if he bought it or not.

In short, they rented the two best rooms on the second floor. Du Feng lived in the corner one. It is said that someone died before, so the price should not be too cheap.

Facing the stairs, it is said that it is best not to rent a house with stairs and elevators at the door, otherwise it will be dark and can scare people to death.

But Du Feng is a madman, he never believed in it, and there has been no accident for so many years.

In fact, there were, but he was too nervous to miss it.

For example, while walking, a vase suddenly falls from the sky.

Du Feng: "Damn chicken, almost hit me."

For another example, once upon a time, an old woman carried an old woman upstairs. The old woman's nails were black and long, and she kept poking at his neck.

Du Feng: "Grandma, you're hurting me."

He has lived in such a daze for so many years, and he has not died or had any accidents. Meeting a monster is like meeting a star in normal times, the chances are very small.

Encountering that kind of bad monster is like meeting a murderer. The chances are pitifully small. Maybe they didn’t notice it, maybe they passed by, or maybe they were stopped by someone. In any case, Du Feng just never saw it. .

Moreover, some demons hide and hide, and they will not be discovered by humans at all. I wonder if they will encounter them when they become demon extermination masters?