The male ticket is the lighthouse jellyfish [Live]

Hua Luoluo continued to send messages: [I heard that he meant to let one of you fall in love with him, then abandon him, and take revenge on you. 】

Counting money under the corner: […]

Hua Luoluo stood tall and close, the grandfather also saw him, and turned around to pull Du Feng up.

Du Feng quickly stopped him, "Let's not go. The one next to Hua Luoluo is me, not a vixen. Didn't I use Wuye's hand to make him embarrassing? Now he chased me to school to make me fall in love with him and then Lose me again."

The old man looked up at the direction where I was not a vixen, "You may have misunderstood, he is going to chase me, and then let me fall in love with him, and then take revenge on you."

Du Feng: "..."

Why is this relationship so messy?

Wait, he also knows from the old man's tone?

"You know I'm not a vixen?"

Yes, yes, how could Hua Luoluo's friends not know He Shui?

"You know him too." The old man replied as a matter of course.

"Really classmate Mimosa?" Du Feng exclaimed.

"No." The old man rubbed his head, "It's Teacher Liu Xiang Liu."

Du Feng: "..."

What am I missing?

"Let's go." The old man patted him on the back, "Go up and see who it is."

"Yeah." Anyway, with a mask on, she might not be able to recognize it.

It never occurred to me that I am not a vixen but a woman.

Wait, since she is a woman, why does Hua Luoluo keep hitting 'him' all the time?

Du Feng decided to ask Hua Luoluo, [I am not a vixen, am I a man or a woman? 】

Hua Luoluo will come back soon,【Of course it's a man, don't you think it's a woman? 】

???

what's the situation?

This person is like Hua Luoluo, can change from male to female?

Du Feng asked the old man again, "Am I not a vixen, am I a man or a woman?"

"Of course it's a woman."

Du Feng: "..."

What's going on here?Why did the grandfather say it was a woman, but Hua Luoluo said it was a man?

What is the misunderstanding?

Du Feng decided to go up and have a look by himself. Together with his grandfather, he squeezed through the crowd and went up to the second floor, where Hua Luoluo was already waiting there.

But he was the only one with no one around, "I'm not a vixen?"

Hua Luoluo poured tea for the two of them, "I heard that you were going to come up, so you ran away in anger."

Du Feng: "..."

"Why did you run away?" Du Feng didn't understand.

Are you still brooding about the things in the post?

"Because neither of you is attracted by his beauty."

Du Feng: "..."

Is this a vengeance?

"He came all the way here, intending to seek revenge from you two, but instead, you tricked him and even learned his cooking skills."

It is the grandfather who learned how to cook from him, especially desserts, and now he can make cakes and puddings.

Hualuoluoshua opened the paper fan with a bang, half covered her face, "If it were me, I would be angry too."

Du Feng: "..."

It turned out that it was really Teacher Liu Xiang. No wonder He Shui said he was a woman, but why did Hua Luoluo say he was a man?

Du Feng asked the question in his heart, and Hua Luoluo herself was not sure, but instead asked the old man, "Do you think it's a woman?"

The old man nodded and shook his head again, "I'm not sure if you said it was a man."

Hua Luoluo and I were not the first to come into contact with a vixen. He is a very active demon. Not only is every post warm, but he often gives them snacks. What happened?

Even Hua Luoluo didn't know the truth, and the old man was not sure either.

Am I not a fox with a great mind and the ability to change from male to female?

Like Hua Luoluo, Hua Luoluo would turn into a younger sister every night of the full moon, and would visit her aunt, probably because of this, he has been afraid to find a partner.

If you fall asleep and suddenly leak blood, your girlfriend will be shocked, right?

"Aren't you my friend who is not a vixen? Why don't you even know." There were pastries on the table, and Du Feng took one and ate it.

The old man shook his teacup, "It's a long story."

"Then let's make a long story short." Du Feng was quite curious.

The old man glanced at him, "Actually, it's because the technique he practiced is so special, it's called Qianjiaobaimeishu, Qianjiaobaimeishu is not really Qianjiaobaimeishu, but because everyone sees him differently.

Men see him as a woman, women see him as a man, and everyone sees him as someone they like. That is to say, he has countless faces and bodies, and he is what you like. "

Hua Luoluo nodded, "That's right, he also won the title of the most beautiful in the world because of this."

Du Feng suddenly realized, "That is to say, what I see is not his real appearance, but the appearance I want to see?"

The first time he saw Teacher Liu Xiang was because the male students in the class said that Teacher Liu Xiang was always with Grandpa He, and that Teacher Liu Xiang was gentle and generous.

Du Feng was preconceived, thinking that Mr. Liu Xiang should be an ancient and classic beauty, he thought so, and what he saw was an ancient and classic beauty.

Because other male students imagined him to be a woman, so Du Feng imagined him to be a woman too.

As for the old man, what's the situation?Could it be that the old man actually likes women?

"The first time I saw him, I thought it was the female version of Du Feng." The grandfather looked at Du Feng with a half-smile, "At that time, I was thinking that Du Feng must have been reincarnated wrongly. How did he become a male? There are so many females. nice."

Du Feng: "..."

Grandpa is not born gay, he just likes Du Feng, if Du Feng is a woman, he also likes it, if Du Feng is a man, he also likes it, if Du Feng is a transvestite, he still likes it the same, anyway, no matter Du Feng is a man It doesn't matter if it's a woman or a shemale.

Of course, he still likes Du Feng to be softer, but now this hug is too hard, it hurts his hands, so when I was a vixen, I was the female version of Du Feng.

Compared with Du Feng, the facial features are a little softer, with slender eyebrows and eyes, and the kind with red lips and white teeth.

Du Feng kicked over, "What do you mean? Think I'm ugly?"

The old grandpa kissed him on the forehead, "Why, I just hope you will be gentle."

Du Feng: "..."

This is harder to accept than calling him ugly.

"By the way, what is my body that is not a vixen?"

I'm not a vixen. The reason why I'm not a vixen is probably because of all kinds of charms. Imagine a man who is seen by countless people as the most perfect image. Naturally, countless men and women are crazy about him. What do others think?

I must think he is a vixen, seducing others.

Du Feng deduced a little bit and felt that he was very good, almost inseparable.

"Like me, they are all from the Shenmu clan." Hua Luoluo raised Erlang's legs.

"Oh." It turned out to be the same as Hua Luo Luo.

"His body is a mimosa."

puff!

Du Feng took a sip of tea, but fortunately, Hua Luoluo reacted quickly, he fanned the water back when he shook the paper fan, Du Feng quickly turned his head to avoid it, and squatted on the ground coughing fiercely.

Damn chicken, I really choked.

The old man patted him on the back, "Even if you are surprised, you can't do this, you can see that the back has become a sieve."

Behind it was a screen, which was sieved by the water blown out by Hua Luoluo's fan. Even the owner of this building was alarmed and ran over to check.

Fortunately, Hua Luoluo is a frequent visitor here, so it's fine to say nice things.

"Why do you have such a big reaction?" Hua Luoluo checked her body carefully, and sat down again when she found that there was no trace of liquid.

"I don't want to either." How many mimosas in this world are there?

Even if there are many from the same school, there are not many, and besides him, Hua Luoluo said that I am not a vixen because I can't seduce them and I am angry.

The key is to seduce the two of them, that is to say, not only seduced the old man, but also seduced him. The only one who is interesting to him is probably Mimosa.

No wonder Mimosa is a tall, rich and handsome student. From time to time, he takes out treasured things, and even the grandfather goes out to give them up for adoption. It turns out that he is a powerful character himself.

He still pretended to be like this, took a bath with him at the beginning of school, but was caught by three-headed dogs or something, and he was acting for a long time, saying that if he was really tall, rich and handsome, how could he live in a dormitory like them?

And he moved out as soon as Du Feng left. Now there are only two people in the dormitory, a parrot classmate and a lizard classmate.

I'm not a vixen who hides everything. I can use two swords and write with both hands. No wonder I always feel that love letters are not written by students, but more like those written by adults. The handwriting is comparable to that of a teacher. Only those with experience can write them. of.

After thinking about it carefully, in fact, I am not a vixen, but I deliberately showed him handwriting, because I want to play an ignorant, innocent and shy boy well.

To tell the truth, it is worthy of being a great god who often plays the role of little transparent, this forced pretending, ordinary people can't see through it at all.

He was probably bored too, and chose to ask Du Feng out at the Wanmei Meeting, but Du Feng let him go instead.

So he must have sent a message to Grandpa He to ask him out, but the grandfather refused on the spot, so he was so angry when he heard that he accepted, and he forgave him for a whole day, and showed his affection again the next day Come.

But how did he play two people at the same time?Don't have the grandpa's avatar technique?

"No wonder I've never seen two people appearing at the same time. It turns out that they are one person." The old man sighed.

Because many courses are elective courses, Mimosa students may or may not take them. Teacher Liu Xiang is a newcomer. There are not many classes arranged, and he often asks for leave. Because of his appearance, there are always people who can’t take classes by themselves and have to replace them. So she has never been found.

If it wasn't for Hua Luoluo's words, Du Feng might not have thought of so much, nor would he have thought that the two people were actually played by the same person.

I'm not a vixen's hobbies. Ordinary people really can't understand it, but Du Feng can probably guess it if it is combined with the charming skills he carries.

Just like people who have no money feel that life is really hard and have to struggle for everything by themselves, and those who have money also feel that life is hard. What if there is too much money and someone covets it?I was so worried that I couldn't eat or sleep.

In the same way, if I'm not a vixen, I must be tired of being held in the palm of someone's hand, so I want to pretend to be a passer-by, be transparent, and chat with others unscrupulously.

After all, his magic skills are amazing, if everyone sees his favorite face, how can he be willing to say something serious to him?

It is precisely because of this that I am not a vixen, so I hide my identity and wander around.

"I just rejected him yesterday. It's a good thing he got angry, otherwise it would be embarrassing to meet." Du Feng relaxed and took a sip of tea.

"Yes." Hua Luoluo nodded, "Although he left in anger, he is the one who will host the Wanmei meeting this time."

Du Feng suddenly thumped in his heart, "How to host?"

"It's very simple. Whoever his amethyst ball shows later will come out to accept the challenge from others, or else he will be punished with a cup." Hua Luoluo lightly moved the paper fan, "His amethyst ball is the magic weapon of his life, that is, It is said that it is completely driven by him, and he can show whoever he wants to show."

Du Feng: "..."