The male ticket is the lighthouse jellyfish [Live]

The peach blossoms are in full bloom, the water in the well is rippling, the moon is white and flawless, and the grandfather is more beautiful than the scenery.

The courtyard is an old courtyard with an ancient style, with low eaves and pointed ends, with many dragon and phoenix patterns engraved on it.

The stagnant water dripped quietly along the corners, creating ripples on the ground.

The old man was sitting on the red lacquered wooden ladder, with several plastic bags at his feet and newspapers underneath.

Du Feng picked up the plastic bag and looked at it, "What did you buy?"

"Materials for making cakes." The old man was still sitting, without any intention of getting up.

Du Feng had no choice but to hold the plastic bag in his left hand and the old man in his right hand, pulling him up and coaxing him back home like a child.

Let’s forget about the willful thing, after all, you have a boyfriend, you can do some things yourself, but you just like him to do it for you.

And occasionally Du Feng will feel that his boyfriend is overpowering if he is self-willed.

"Why don't you make a cake and I'll leave it to you." After all, it's a birthday, and the grandfather bought longevity noodles, as well as some random ingredients, and several bags, which were quite heavy to carry.

"Hmm." The grandfather followed behind him, answering in a low voice like a little daughter-in-law.

Oh wow, so satisfying.

If the grandfather is like this every day, it will be worth it to go up the mountain of swords and down the sea of ​​fire.

Of course, this is just Du Feng's illusion. Grandpa's force value should not be too high, a finger can beat him.

Just think about it, but don't mess around.

Du Feng took the old man home and cooked in Xiaotiandi. The old man made cakes and vegetables, and made a small pot for him to serve noodles.

Usually, Du Feng seldom touches this, and he is almost spoiled by his grandfather to become a good-for-nothing waste.

He has a lot of noodles in the human world. Because they are cheap, he basically goes to Sha County for snacks every day. Similar to Chaos, green vegetable noodles are actually cheaper than instant noodles.

The current instant noodles are small and expensive, and the key point is troublesome. You need to soak them in boiling water, and you can eat them in 2 minutes.

Du Feng first boiled the water, then put the noodles, a few vegetable leaves, and two poached eggs, all of which were fine. When adding the seasoning, the small hole in the bottle cap was too small to pour it out. As soon as he pushed hard, the entire bottle cap opened, Most of the bottle of chili powder also fell into it, and the soup turned red in an instant.

Du Feng: "..."

This is embarrassing. It was the first time I was cooking for my grandfather and I encountered such a situation.

Fortunately, he was smart enough to run it with cold water and re-burn it. Although it wasted a lot of time, the old man's side is still not healed.

It was already late at night when everything was done, and the two of them sat at the table to celebrate their birthday. The table was full of food, including shrimp, fish, and meat. There was also a small hot pot in the middle, which was used to brush beef, mutton, and vegetables.

Du Feng made a wish, let him hit the old man once, it will be fine once, and he will not regret it in this life, and then he was hit by the old man.

While cheering him on, the old man complained that the noodles were made too spicy, which made him so spicy.

He didn't mention it just now, it's too late to say anything now, he's finished eating, there's not even a little soup left.

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Naturally, Du Feng stayed in Xiaotiandi for more than ten days afterwards, pretending to chat with people.

Anyway, the small transparent pretentious groups are all vests, no one knows anyone, just pretend to be dead. Du Feng is basically online 24 hours a day, because the time inside is different from the time outside.

Come right away: [@恋上你的卫子 This post was opened by you, there are also thirteen babies. 】

Du Feng happened to be playing with his mobile phone, and he took a look at it. It was indeed a leafless carrot head, with the back of his head shaved from one to thirteen.

Wu Ye didn't show up on camera, and occasionally a hand or a foot didn't show her face, probably to avoid suspicion?After all, he has a bad reputation and is very high-profile. He never hides himself, just like he exposed his identity a few days ago, and he guessed it all at once.

It is said that everyone knows that he is a fairy envoy, his vest is not covered properly, and his status is special, like a great god, so he is easy to be remembered.

He likes to hear and see music, and he also likes to pretend to be aggressive. Every time everyone compliments him, he looks helpless, 【I'm just a little transparent, what do you guys think of me? 】

To say that he himself is little transparent, only ghosts will believe him, if he is little transparent, how can there be a great god?

He Shui became more low-key, never revealed how much he had cultivated, and rarely talked about his own affairs. Except for Hua Luoluo and Xianshi, the others in the group knew nothing about him.

Although the old man doesn't like to talk about himself, he likes to talk about Du Feng very much, and he basically never leaves Du Feng.

I also want to drink water today: [That brat in my family made me a bowl of noodles yesterday, it was so spicy to me. |ω｀)】

In fact, it's not very spicy. Du Feng didn't feel it when he ate it, but the grandfather couldn't eat chili, so he had the illusion that it was very spicy.

Pretending to be a tree: [Fuck, show off your affection again! 】

I also want to drink water today: [Yesterday I said I was lost, but I didn't say the address or where. That kid has been looking for me for hours. (⌒v⌒)]

Pretending to be a tree: [...Look at your promise. 】

I also want to drink water today: [Touch your head, are you still single? (⌒v⌒)]

Pretending to be a tree: […]

Hua Luoluo suffered [-] points of damage.

Drink water today too: [@喜闻见乐 How is your relationship with your cat? 】

Happy to hear and see: [... Are you here to hit me? 】

Happy to hear and see, heartbroken.

The old man showed off for a while, and went to class contentedly. Wanmei would go to work in the evening as usual, and Du Feng was much busier than him. He also had to catch up with homework and do training. Show it off.

Even if he deletes the message when he comes back, Du Feng can't see it, just right.

The Wanmei Festival belongs to the festival of the entire demon world. Demons, big and small, are looking forward to it. The men are dressed in fancy dresses, and the women are elegantly dressed. Although the school is not on holiday, they will leave school an hour earlier, which is a small compensation for them. .

Many monsters couldn't wait, they could barely sit still, they were putting on makeup and preparing for the Wanmei meeting during class time, the teacher called to be quiet over and over again, but it didn't help, the crowd was still noisy, talking about everything.

Some talked about handsome guys, some talked about beautiful women, and some asked someone to swim with them. Several of them approached Du Feng, but Du Feng refused them all.

Mimosa didn't know if she was a little sad after being rejected by him. She didn't say a word to him all day, and didn't even reply to the text message, but the text message showed that it was read, so he must have received the message.

Although I was a little worried that the relationship would collapse like this, it was impossible for him and classmate Mimosa, and classmate Mimosa still had a little interest in him, so the long-term pain is worse than the short-term pain.

Du Feng tidied up the books and put them in a drawer, occupying a good place by the window, and then went out the door with his coat.

Wanmei Club has no homework, and can play unscrupulously for a day. Du Feng found a place where no one was around and entered Xiaotiandi.

The old man was already waiting there, and all the clothes were prepared for him. There were two casual ancient clothes, exactly the same as couple clothes, one white and one black.

"I wear white." Du Feng held the white one in his hand.

The old man rubbed his head, "Stop making trouble, you are ugly in clothes."

Du Feng: "..."

"What if I have to wear it?" He was a little dissatisfied.

"Then it's ugly." (⌒v⌒)

Du Feng: "..."

In the end, he chose black. Although the black one is not conspicuous, it looks thinner. The old man must have done it on purpose, so he got a brightly colored one.

While taking it off, Du Feng rummaged through the closet, and suddenly found a red ancient costume with exquisite patterns embroidered on it, pink, a bit like plum blossoms, the fabric is double-sided, the inside is white, the outside is red, it feels like Very slippery, I don't know how many times better than the one on my body.

"There's only one piece of this." The old man advised him, "And it doesn't match the mask."

"No." Du Feng insisted, "I want this."

After he put it on, the effect was good, the red color was white, and the whiteness covered all ugliness, and the brows looked a little brighter in an instant, and the whole person looked tall, tall, thin, and handsome.

This is the correct way for Du Feng to open it.

The old man shook his head, turned around and picked out the ugliest mask for him, it was a very obscene white-faced ghost mask, with slender black eyes and elongated mouth, which looked very funny.

Then the grandfather picked out a prom mask for himself, with big eyes, a small mouth, and a straight nose, which was better than Du Feng's.

Du Feng: "..."

"It's wrong for you to uglify me and beautify you." I never thought that the old man would be such a grandpa, let him wear the ugliest and ugliest clothes, and wear good-looking clothes for himself.

Fortunately, Du Feng found a beautiful ancient costume by himself, but there is nothing to do with the mask, there are only two in total, the good-looking ones are given to the old man, and he can only wear the ugly ones.

"The Wanmeihui has started, don't worry about it, let's go." The old man waved his hand, and the two of them had already appeared on the street.

From time to time, people around me suddenly appeared, some used the teleportation array, some used the space button, and some used the teleportation technique. There were also many flying in the sky, and there were monsters floating on the water from time to time.

After all, it is the Wanmei Fair once every ten years. Except for business people, they basically come to join in the fun. Because there are many people, there are also many hawkers nearby, selling everything, and of course there are also many people who buy things.

Du Feng pretended to send a group message to Xiao Transparent, 【It's time for me to drink water today, where are you? 】

Pretending to be a tree: [We have already arrived, I saw you. 】

Du Feng raised his head to look for it, and suddenly found Hua Luoluo on the second floor next to him, wearing a light pink ancient costume, with jade around his neck and silver tassels around his waist.

There was another person beside him, wearing light blue clothes, which matched Hua Luoluo's pink robe quite well, one red and one green, as if deliberately setting off Hua Luoluo.

【Who is next to you? 】Because it is too far away and the traffic is heavy, it will not be able to arrive for a while, so Du Feng can only ask online.

Hua Luoluo looked down at her phone, [He is an old monster who likes to wear a vest to play in the low-level area, he insists on following my ass and pretending to be a servant, oh, he even put on a vest to post for you before, I was recommended by him past. 】

【Who? 】Don't tell me who it is, Du Feng can't remember.

[I'm not a vixen, he still has several trumpets, you can pick them up slowly. 】

I'm not a vixen. Du Feng remembered that he was one of the first to answer his questions, and he was so excited. It was only later that I realized that every post I was not a vixen was warm and free.

Hua Luoluo said that I was not a vixen who recommended it, and he started to post a help post with a photo in it. If I am not a vixen, I must not be able to see the depth, so I asked my friends for help, and the friends came along the post, such as Hua Luoluo.

It was as if he posted Wuye's post right away, Du Feng also ran to have a look, and saved it by the way, ready to follow up, but he is a diving party, and the others are message party.

[It looks so familiar. 】I don't know if it's Du Feng's illusion, but I always feel that I am not a vixen, and the proportions of my body look familiar.

[Of course you are familiar. This guy heard that you went to the Monster University, so he pretended to be little transparent and went with him. 】

[Fuck!what's the situation? 】 Du Feng was taken aback.

He is not a flower, is it necessary?Actually followed to school?

[No way, I'm not a vixen who is very narrow-minded, who told you to always play dead, and don't believe in demons, and let Wuye's nine-character mantra embarrass him. ㄟ(▔，▔)ㄏ】

Du Feng: […]

He almost forgot how long ago it happened, but he still remembered it clearly and came all the way to look for him.

Monsters are really too idle. After all, they have a long lifespan. A small matter can be magnified countless times. There are often demons who fight because of a dollar, and some who pee at the door are chased for thousands of miles, and even a little bit of kindness is repaid for a year Another year, the story of the last promise.

Du Feng suddenly had a bad premonition, damn it, it seems that he is going to be unlucky again.

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