The day I was forced to be a detective pendant

Spring snakes are fierce.

After the spring slough, Bian Yao, who had been listless all winter, woke up.

From the time he knew Bian Yao, this guy was almost never sleepy, he would either sit down and start falling asleep, or he would be in a daze with no expression on his face, without any youthful vigor.

Now, Bian Yao wakes up, he looks like he has ADHD, his eyes are very bright, and he looks vicious to everyone.That's not to mention, spring is here, and it's the season of estrus on the grassland. I, a wolf-like young man in his early twenties, occasionally feel powerless.Unexpectedly, Bian Yao, who looks abstinent and looks frigid, has so many careful thoughts, and is not sleepy during the day and sleeps at night.I fell asleep last night, and was woken up again by Bian Yao, who kept making noise until half the night - I was going to be played to death.

Especially the spring sports meeting is coming, my physical strength is facing a great test.

The sports committee member of our class is a very...gentle boy. I recall that when he ran for the sports committee at the beginning of school, he said that he wanted to challenge this job, and said that although his name and movements were more feminine, "he was a real person." Unbuttoned boys".Now he was holding a registration form, almost half of which was blank, and asked everyone to register in a weak voice, which looked really pitiful.

However, because of this "poor" sympathy, I have been fooled by him into three sprints and one long jump, and now I regret it so much that my liver hurts.

Seeing that no one bought it after he lobbied around, his eyes drifted to me again, and I immediately shouted: "I can't do it!"

The deskmate smiled and said, "How can a man say he can't do it?"

Although I know it's a bunch of casual jokes, but as far as this aspect is concerned, I really don't feel very good recently. I couldn't find any rebuttals for a while, so I was caught by the sports committee.

"Zou Chuyang! Do yourself a favor! Sign up for 500 meters...you can run as long as you want, even if you finish the walk." The sports committee member said with a sad face, "Really, I also submitted myself, and I am going to run the whole course I have to go."

The tablemate said happily: "You are so small, you don't need to walk, I am afraid that you will be disabled after running."

I angrily accused him: "You know how to watch a show, why don't you sign up?"

The tablemate flicked the paper of the registration form with his finger: "Check for yourself if there is my name on it."

I reluctantly glanced at it, and my eyes lit up immediately: "Look, I really can't run the 500 meters and [-] kilometers, because of what, my Kendo club's city-wide qualifiers are also at this time. You know, This year’s basketball and kendo city preliminaries will be held together with the spring sports.”

"What? We still have a kendo club in our school?" A boy sitting at the front desk turned around, "How can there be such a thing, Xiao Wenwen, he must have lied to you."

I kicked the stool at the front table: "Not only is there a kendo club, but let me tell you, my skills and strength rank among the top five in our club."

He showed sympathetic eyes: "Is there only five people in your club?"

I shook my head and said firmly and confidently, "No, there are only four."

The sports committee was pleasantly surprised when he heard the words: "Then the preliminaries of the Kendo club are at [-] o'clock on Thursday afternoon, so you are free for the rest of the time?"

I feigned anger and said, "What do you mean! Are you absolutely sure that we won't make it to the semi-finals?"

The weak sports committee member quickly apologized: "No, no, I didn't mean that... Uh, well then, I wish you all good results."

The front desk said earnestly: "Xiao Wenwen, let me tell you, if you want to become a man, you can't 'woo woo'..."

"Oh," the sports committee member sincerely accepted his suggestion, nodded and said, "What about you? Would you like to sign up for basketball?"

The deskmate next to me laughed wildly: "Learn more about swimming and fitness!"

The sports committee said frantically, "Ahhh! Why is no one signing up! This afternoon is the deadline!"

The front desk looked worried, but finally compromised: "Come on, come on, sign me up for a basketball."

"Go away, go away," several other female students came over and waved the front table aside, "Xiao Wenwen, is it true?"

The sports committee member asked blankly, "What?"

"What else can it be?" the girl said, "Isn't it true that Yijin International is co-organizing with us this Spring Festival Games?"

At the same table: "yooooooo!"

Me too: "yooooooo!"

The same table: "What are you yo? Do you know what Yijin International is? You just yo."

"I know! It's the very high-quality noble school in our city." I said, thinking to myself—hmph, not only do I know, I also know the students there.

"Yes, yes, I heard that this time, because the city's college basketball game and the Spring Festival Games of the two schools collided at the same time, the two schools were merged due to the consideration of venue and time." One of them the girl said.

The sports committee member said helplessly: "Don't you know better than me..."

"This is the colorful gossip from us, and the official announcement is from your side." Another girl said.

The sports committee member nodded: "Yes, I wanted to save it for the class meeting, but..." He took out a document in the form of a notification from under the application form, and was immediately snatched away by the students next to him.

"Give me Kangkang! Give me Kangkang!" Almost half of the class surrounded him.

"Oh, this time, all the schools in the city are linked together. We have been matched with Yijin International. It's amazing. If the brother school is Yijin International, we are also a noble school." Said at the same table, "I suddenly feel I became noble myself."

"Sister is very noble, you have no chance." A big man at the front desk flirtatiously brushed his non-existent long hair.

A girl gave them both a blank look: "You straight guys are really scary, show me quickly, can you play the scene where the domineering young master falls in love with me?"

"You straight girls are terrible!" the deskmate protested.

The sports committee has been crushed by the crowd, and shivering under everyone's creaking nest, I suddenly got inspired and suggested: "Hey Wenwen, take this opportunity to persuade them to actively sign up? This way, you can compete with the domineering young master on the field. Miss met by chance."

The sports committee glanced at me and suddenly realized.

Everyone in the class lost their enthusiasm with great difficulty, and I finally took a chance to sneak out of the classroom. As soon as I walked out, I met another acquaintance - this girl was the girl who came to ask me if Bian Yao had a girlfriend last time.After that short chat, I got to know her a little bit, I guess because I was the only one she knew she liked Bian Yao and knew who Bian Yao was at school, so I got close to me Affection.

After she greeted me, I asked casually, "Have you signed up for the sports meeting too? I heard that the girls in our class are going crazy because of the collaboration with Yijin International."

She smiled and said, "I signed up for volleyball and made up numbers. What about you?"

"200 meters, 400 meters, 800 meters, and a long jump, and our kendo club's qualifiers, I'm going to kneel..."

"I will come to cheer for you!" said the girl, "I'm serious! Because Bian Yao also reported 800 meters and [-] kilometers, ah no..." She looked at the detailed race schedule in her hand, "Long jump and basketball qualifiers are at the same time."

"What's wrong with basketball?" I wondered, "Could it be that Bian Yao also signed up for basketball?"

"That's right." The girl laughed, "Our sports committee member is a girl, she is very good at talking, and she can be sure when you pester her. Bian Yao couldn't deal with her, so he agreed to everything."

I imagined the helpless look of the cruel little snake after meeting a girl, and I couldn't help laughing.

The girl said: "I should lose in the preliminaries, and then I can go to the basketball game later! There is also a school basketball team in our class, so I should be able to advance. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhssesses!"

I couldn't laugh or cry: "Don't make the premise that you lose!"

The girl said indifferently: "Hahahaha, I don't care, we are a grass team, and our preliminaries are against the Department of Physical Education."

I also followed Haha: "Oh, some wax."

While I was talking like this, a girl holding a selfie stick suddenly passed by in the corridor. She didn't look at the road, so she just walked straight and passed between the two of them.

The girl was hit by her, but the girl didn't turn her head back, and continued to walk away while holding the microphone in one hand.

I couldn't help showing the expression of "an old man on the subway looking at his phone": "What does this mean? But...that person just now seems to be from your class?"

The girl nodded: "Well, she shares a dormitory with me. Hey, she is a female anchor, and she often broadcasts live all night at night, singing and dancing. Over time, all our dormitories have earplugs and noise-canceling headphones..."

"Isn't that too miserable?" I said, "Can't you give him an opinion?"

The girl pursed her lips and shrugged: "And she doesn't sell goods live, sometimes things have to be piled up in the dormitory, you know the size of our dormitory, there is no way to go, the auntie of the dormitory told her several times that she violated the fire regulations. But , Hey...they can't help if they don't listen."

I think it's a little strange, the roommates in this girl's dormitory are all too good-tempered, if it was Chu Huaixing's petty temper, he would have rushed to kill him.

"She should have made some money doing live broadcasts, don't you want to go out and rent a house?" I asked.

The girl laughed bitterly, "She said she had this plan, but there has been no movement. If she doesn't move out, we can't drive her away." She shrugged again, "Forget it, I'll wait for the sophomore I plan to move out by myself. By the way, you and Bian Yao...are you also renting a house off-campus?"

I was thinking - the house we both rented was about to fall into a layer of dust, what a waste, when I suddenly found that the girl stopped suspiciously, looked up, and sure enough saw Bian Yao.This girl usually chats quite normally, as soon as she sees Bian Yao, her social skills immediately fall to the basement, unable to speak a word.

Bian Yao walked up to us, looked at our faces in turn, and asked, "Are you speaking ill of me?"

The girl was shocked - if it was in the comics, there would be sharp vertical lines on her shoulders: "No! How, how is it possible!"

Bian Yao suspiciously said: "You two were chatting and laughing, why didn't you say anything when I came here?"

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "What are you thinking? We're talking about the sports meeting. Have you heard? We want to cooperate with Yijin International."

Bian Yao didn't seem very interested in this, nodded and said, "I know."

He glanced at the girl again. At close range, the girl's face flushed red, as if she was about to explode in the next moment.

"I... I won't bother you anymore, I, I'm leaving." Instead of turning around and leaving like a normal person, she took a few steps backwards before running away with hands and feet, which made her whereabouts even more suspicious.

"What's wrong with her?" Bian Yao looked at me.

I spread my hands - I wouldn't tell Little Snake that there is a girl who likes him.

A few hours later, I didn't expect that the aftermath of the sports meeting topic had not stopped at home.As soon as Bian Yao and I stepped into the house, we saw Chu Huaixing standing in the hall with his hips crossed, shouting, "You guys are finished!"

Me: "What?"

Brother Yue passing by: "What's wrong with this child?"

I somehow turned the corner in my head, and explained to Brother Chaoyue: "The sports meeting... the city's linkage... their school has matched with us. However, due to the venue problem, most of the games will be held at the Little Wolf School. .”

Brother Yue raised his eyebrows, showing an expression of "I don't understand but I don't want to understand".

Chu Huaixing stood like a compass, pointing at us: "Enemy!"

"Primary school student? You!" I rolled my eyes: "Besides the venue issue, the main purpose of holding the competition together is to promote friendly exchanges between the two schools, okay? It's not about fighting to the death! Do you have any sportsmanship? .”

Chu Huaixing said loudly: "The enemy should not talk to me!"

I couldn't stand it and said: "At that time, it may not be that every game will be a confrontation between two schools. It also depends on the grouping. Maybe the one drawn is from your own school...Are you right, Bian Yao?"

Unexpectedly, Bian Yao quickly said to me: "I don't understand what you are talking about." Then he turned his head and pointed at Chu Huaixing, saying: "The enemy!"

I covered my forehead with a "snap".

The two immediately began to exchange what projects the other party had applied for.

Chu Huaixing reported a lot, including high jump and long jump, and long-distance running basketball. After listening to it, I couldn't help but admire: "It's amazing. With so many reports, won't the physical strength be too much?"

Brother Yue said while watching the play: "No, he was even more terrifying when he was a child. He didn't go to the top of the mountain and ran three times a day without stopping, making the whole family uneasy."

Bian Yao: "Stupid people have a lot of strength."

I said: "I also signed up for sprinting, but I was forced to, but I'm sure I can't run as fast as a wolf. But if I participate in basketball and long-distance running, is it possible to compete with Bian Yao?"

Bian Yao glanced at me: "How do you know?"

Chu Huaixing gave an exaggerated "huh": "It really is the enemy."

Two elementary school chickens stood facing each other in the living room, sparks were bubbling in the air.

Brother Yue looked at me and said calmly, "It's fine if you get used to it, it's like this every spring."

When he said this, I remembered that I had known Bian Yao since the beginning of school last year, and I was not familiar with him at that time.It was after Yao Cheng's entrustment that I really became familiar with it. At that time, it was already very cold and the snake was already wilting.

Bian Yao suddenly said: "Speaking of which, I haven't fought for a long time."

Me: "??? Hit what?"

Chu Huaixing snorted through his nose: "Oh, it really is winter, come on, come fight."

I had question marks all over my head: "Is it really a fight?"

However, the two had already walked towards the yard.

I looked around, and no one was surprised by this, and no one wanted to stop them.I couldn't believe it: "Brother Yue? They're going to fight!"

Brother Yue lazily asked back: "Have you passed the fight roll?"

I grabbed my hair and shouted: "Brother Yue, wake up! We are no longer in the game!"

"It's okay, they've been fighting since childhood." Brother Yue waved his hand casually, "Do you want to watch? Remember to stand far away."