The day I was forced to be a detective pendant

Zhai Qi's noon

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Today is the day to come to school.

Every Wednesday and Friday afternoon, Zhai Qi would go back to the school doctor's office of his alma mater, and do psychological counseling during the open hours.Most of the classmates will make an appointment with him in advance through WeChat, and sometimes chatting on WeChat is unavoidable-he doesn't like this very much, and it will take up his free time too much and unplanned.There are also some students who will go directly to the school doctor's office to talk to him. If the students are lucky, or Zhai Qi happens to be free, he will also wander around in the corridor or the open space outside the window of the bungalow, and he can always catch a few wandering around. Classmates who dare not enter the door, or girls who quietly take pictures over there.

The former is mainly based on help and guidance, while the latter is supplemented by criticism and education.

Although no matter what method of psychological counseling is carried out, the content of the story is generally inseparable from growing pains, neither salty nor bland, neither painful nor itchy-of course, that is only for him.But all of this is not useless, because the pain of growing up and the itching of youth are unavoidable for everyone, it is a kind of vigor that ends without a problem, and it is a romantic experience that is almost stupid.

Nostalgic.

What's more, there is a fee for investment and business, but the money is paid by the school.

Zhai Qi looked at the time. The consultation time of the last classmate in the morning was beyond the scheduled time. He spent a minute thinking about whether he should go to the cafeteria to try his luck or go out to find food outside the school.To be honest, he doesn't have much pursuit of food, he doesn't even have any requirements, and he won't feel hungry because he doesn't eat a meal or two. For him, eating is more like a way to maintain a normal work and rest.

He stood up from behind the desk, the window was open, and the spring breeze came in with the petals flying in. It was so warm that there was no need to wear a coat.But the next moment, this peace was broken.

A head poked out of the open office door, and seeing that there was no one else in the room, the other party immediately strode in: "Senior brother! I'm here to find you for dinner!"

The other party raised a stack of lunch boxes in his hand, among which there were two boxes of white rice at the bottom, clearly calculated to catch him.

"Do you have an appointment, classmate?" Zhai Qi asked.

"Hey, don't I always have a long-term appointment?" Zou Chuyang said with a smile.

"Little classmate, because you witnessed a suicide incident in your early years, you made an appointment for a long-term psychological consultation. But after more than half a year, you are already fine. Even according to my evaluation, your mental state is too healthy, and you still run away." To occupy resources and squeeze other students' consultation time, do you think this is appropriate?" Zhai Qi said so, and sat back where he was, and cleared out a space on the table and covered it with newspapers.

The other party came over indifferently, and said with a hippie smile: "What are you talking about, senior brother, what do you mean by being too mentally healthy, what are you talking about! And..."

He looked left and right exaggeratedly, pretending to look around, and said: "What resources, I didn't see anyone else at all, brother, you are not very popular. If I hadn't come to accompany you for lunch, you would have been very nervous." lonely."

I'm not lonely, Zhai Qi thought, it's because other students dare not disturb him during break time.But this junior has always been very cute and careless, so he didn't bother to argue with him.

The junior opened all the lunch boxes and arranged them. While eating, his eyes wandered around, as if he was restless and excited.Zhai Qi sighed and asked, "The running group is over? What happened last night?"

This question is like sparks falling into a petrol barrel. The student immediately put down his chopsticks and babbled out the words he had prepared in his stomach: "Senior Brother! Let me tell you what happened! The plot actually didn't work out completely. We came to the last room, and it turned out to be Shen Jing. And he has only one brain, which has been made into a computer! The current plot should be that if we destroy Shen Jing’s brain and kill him, we can destroy the villain Xu Sizhe’s plan to control the world and summon evil gods. But Brother Yue didn’t do it, because we rushed into KP’s room directly, I said it was him, and then Fan Ge turned into a gun, it was a gun! So cool! "

"Okay, okay, okay." Zhai Qi interrupted his over-excited incoherent speech, "Who is KP?"

"It's a man, just an ordinary man. He is partnered with another administrator."

Zhai Qi nodded: "The address I gave you is correct, right? The other party is a person with abilities and a mind control department?"

Contrary to Zhai Qi's expectation, the junior didn't nod immediately, but hesitated for a while: "Mmm..."

"They're all human, I mean, they're all monkeys, just like me," said the junior.

"You are not a monkey." Zhai Qi said, "What do you mean, both the art body and the spirit body are monkeys? This is really rare."

"No, they don't seem to be capable people at first. It's because of the effect of some medicine, that is, the red pill that must be taken at the beginning and the green pill that appears repeatedly later. The spiritual perception becomes more acute, and the spiritual world gradually becomes clear and independent. , and gradually possessed this power."

Zhai Qi was silent when he heard the words, and after a while, he said, "I don't want to say 'impossible', but... are you sure?"

The junior nodded: "Brother Yue said, but he didn't tell us more details, because he was afraid that we would make trouble."

"You two are very troublesome."

"Senior brother!" The junior was upset and said, "Bian Yao is the only one who likes to make trouble."

"So, what happened to those two people?" Zhai Qi asked.

The junior said: "After being cleaned up by Brother Yue, I put it back."

Zhai Qi raised his eyebrows and asked, "Release?"

"I don't quite understand, but what Brother Yue did to their mental bodies, he said it was related to future plans." The junior shook his head, "But I don't know the specific plans, you know, they are mainly afraid of Bian Yao made trouble. If Brother Yue told me, he would tell Bian Yao, and he would be dishonest if he told Bian Yao, so I was also blocked."

The younger brother couldn't explain clearly, but Zhai Qi quickly understood: "Take the caught fish as bait, throw it back into the pond, and catch bigger fish."

The junior nodded and said, "That's what it means."

Zhai Qi ate half of the lunch box, looked up at the junior who was clearly not satisfied, and asked, "Do you want more food? I haven't touched this half."

"Brother, you eat too little, you're like a chicken pecking at the rice." After the junior said this, he didn't know where he was poked, and suddenly started laughing wildly.

For the first time in his life, he was said to be a chicken pecking rice.

"That's enough." Zhai Qixu squinted his eyes, but unfortunately the other party didn't have a trace of fear at all, he made a fake apology while wiping away his tears - he just laughed.

Generally speaking, the food chain is clearly hierarchical.For example, ordinary dogs are afraid of wolves, ordinary wolves are afraid of wolf kings, ordinary creatures are afraid of ancient monsters, and ancient monsters are afraid of divine beasts.It's a pity that the one in front of him is a dragon, or at least has the backing of an ancient dragon, so he doesn't feel intimidated by him at all—although Zhai Qi actually suspects that he is just a simple rough nerve.

"Brother, I have a question I've wanted to ask you for a long time."

Zhai Qi looked up at him: "What?"

The elementary school boy put his fingers neatly on the table, with an honest and well-behaved look, and said seriously: "Of course, if you don't want to answer, you can just say no."

"What breed do you want to ask me?" Zhai Qi smiled nonchalantly, "How old do you want to ask me?"

"I'm just curious, because the vampires in American dramas are all the older and more powerful, is it the same with the spirit body?" The junior smiled shyly: "I checked, Bi Fang is the bird of Vulcan, She doesn't eat grains, and she looks very similar to you from the description."

Zhai Qi was about to speak, but the other party said: "I have been thinking, if a person, I mean an ordinary human being, if he can live for many, many years, will he become wiser? Like Dumbledore, or Gandalf, or the wise NPC in the game... What is the limit of this kind of wisdom? People say that if you know your destiny at the age of 90, if your body functions don't fade with age, but continue to survive like this, is this person Become omnipotent, omnipotent, and even reach the point of being a prophet?"

Zhai Qi was taken aback for a while, to be honest, he didn't expect such a problem.

He has received numerous questions about his identity.As soon as he is said to be a fierce god, as long as there is a place where there is him, there will be fires - obviously they are all fire birds, but Bi Fang's reputation is far worse than that of Phoenix.Some people believe in him as auspicious, just like Bai Ze and Pixiu.Someone asked him if he had ever seen the Yellow Emperor, if he had fought against Chi You, and if he could really summon an army of dead souls to sweep across the country.But those questions were all asked to "Bi Fang", but the current question was asked to Qi Zhai.

"For example, I can spend every 10 years learning a foreign language, and every 20 years studying a subject, so that after hundreds of years, I will be an omniscient person!"

Zhai Qi couldn't help laughing: "What should I say about you? I'm not convinced when I say that you are too healthy. How can anyone's first thing after possessing superpowers is not to get rich or rule the world, but to study like crazy. "

The junior was also happy: "Yes."

Zhai Qi said: "As for your question, no."

The junior was taken aback: "Huh?"

"A person's understanding of the world is limited by the world in which he lives," Zhai Qi said.

The junior blinked blankly and asked, "What do you mean, you mean...you can't predict the future?"

"That's not the case," Zhai Qi said. "Does a person know more the longer they live? Not necessarily. Why do some elderly people seem to be out of date? Nowadays, many things can be known with one click of a search. In their knowledge system But there is no structure at all, is it all because of the loss of memory and learning ability? No, because a person's understanding of the world is limited by the world he lives in. For example, if I became a I got a Ph.D. in Physics from Oxford University, became a Ph.D. in Chemistry in 1900, and became a Ph.D. in Aerospace Engineering in 1950. Do I have to be a cutting-edge physicist, chemist, and aerospace scientist at the same time? Obviously not Yes, because science and technology and theories are constantly advancing, and there are new changes and discoveries every day, and it is not an exaggeration to say that there are new truths every day.”

The junior nodded: "I understand, the limitations of the times. All human beings - even the top geniuses in today's society, have a bottleneck and an upper limit in the exploration of science, and even language is constantly evolving in use of."

Zhai Qi nodded: "Smart."

He looked up and was startled again: "What's wrong?"

The junior was moved to tears: "Brother, you are so kind, only you say I am smart."

Chu Huaixing's four o'clock in the afternoon

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When Chu Huaixing returned home after class, he just parked the car when he saw two familiar people walking in from the gate.

"Chu Xiaolang!" One of them waved happily at him.

Isn't it a roommate that I see every day, why does he always look high-spirited.He nodded as a response, and then looked at the tall man next to the man—that was a cold-blooded animal he had known since he was a child. Although he hated this term, they could indeed be regarded as bamboo horses.But recently, his bamboo horse, who was always very gloomy, was about to be kidnapped and turned into a sunny day.

Silly Baitian's power is really scary.

In fact, recently Chu Huaixing vaguely felt that his bamboo horse had undergone some other subtle changes.First of all, his temper seems to have softened a lot, and he stopped arguing and fighting with him when he disagreed with him. He even stopped pretending to be inaudible to strangers several times. This gentle appearance made Chu Huaixing feel a little sick.For another example, he was always in a daze for no reason, and laughed for no reason at the same time, which made Chu Huaixing feel extremely sick.For another example, he seems to no longer keep distance from everyone, cut off contact, say cynical or self-defeating words, and no longer go around the topic of his father and his ex-partner. In this regard, Chu Huaixing decided to admit it factually— — Still a nice change.

It should be that after regaining strength, I feel better, Chu Huaixing thought to himself.

While he was in a daze, he walked forward, silly Baitian leaned over - Chu Huaixing moved his nose, is this still a monkey?A smell of snakes.

"Chu Xiaolang, let me ask you."

Chu Huaixing took off his shoes at the door and went up the stairs with his bag in one hand: "What are you doing?"

"I've also lived in your house for so long, right?" Zou Chuyang said.

"Ah."

"Your family can also be considered one of the forces that seesaw among several camps of ability users, especially now that the battles are becoming more and more fierce and the contradictions are becoming more and more acute. Your family and Bian Yao's family are also on the cusp, right?"

Chu Huaixing looked back at him, his short white eyebrows twitched: "What do you want to say?"

"Forget about Bian Yao, you grew up together, what about me? Why did you welcome me to your home so reassuringly and boldly. What if I am a spy." Zou Chuyang asked seriously.

"Heh, ha ha ha ha." Chu Huaixing sneered, "Yo, you still want to be a villain with your IQ?"

Zou Chuyang immediately became angry: "Go! Senior brother just praised me for being smart! Seriously, you never doubted me? I, a passer-by with whom you have nothing to do with, suddenly became Bian Yao's spiritual deed, don't you think so?" Suspicious?"

"Of course it's very suspicious, so I'll bring you closer to observe it." The cold-blooded animal said so, and drifted past.

Chu Huaixing looked back at him and nodded: "That's right. Instead of trying to guess, it's better to put you in a controllable range to observe. My brother must think so. Of course, we discovered your essence later. , don't worry."

"Oh? What is my essence?" Hearing that he was trusted, Zou Chuyang looked very happy, "Did you find that I am a kind and wise person, so you decided to entrust Bian Yao to me."

Chu Huaixing and Bian Yao said in unison: "I found out that you are basically a fool."

Bian Yao's 11pm

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He was originally an excellent late-night player - if he didn't get enough sleep at night, he just needed to catch up in class, and it was a piece of cake.But ever since he got to know Zou Chuyang and accidentally became a partner with him, the other party began to strictly monitor his work and rest time, causing his jet lag to return to a diurnal creature.

So the recent consecutive stay up late to run the group made him feel a little tired.

Just after 11 o'clock, he couldn't help but yawned, and Zou Chuyang, who was on the sofa next to him, also yawned.Bian Yao suddenly thought that he had seen it somewhere before - if you want to know if someone is looking at you, you just need to yawn or pretend to look at your watch to test - because the person who is watching you will follow you subconsciously follow suit.

Thinking in this way, Bian Yao raised his head, wanting to confirm whether the other person was really looking at him, but happened to meet the eyes of the person who raised his head at the same time.

"Hey." Zou Chuyang laughed, "Why are you peeking at me, little snake."

"Don't let the evil dragon file a complaint first." Bian Yao said, directly switched on the computer, stood up and said, "Sleep."

He glanced at his bedroom, and thought to himself without silver here—spring hasn't warmed up yet, and it would be better to have a normal temperature animal to keep warm, so he consciously took steps and went in the opposite direction.He came to the door of Zou Chuyang's bedroom, pulled the doorknob and turned his head to stare at him.

Zou Chuyang didn't understand, so he asked, "What's the matter?"

"I'm waiting for you." Bian Yao said.

"Oh." The other party stood up blankly.

"I'll lock the door when you come over." Bian Yao added, "Fireproof, theftproof, catproof."

"Pfft—" The other party couldn't help it.

"Where's the scheming cat?" Bian Yao looked around, "I want to give the cat away."

Zou Chuyang laughed loudly: "Hahahaha, what kind of stepmother remarks are you making?"

The bad cat happened to jump in from the window, rolled down on the ground as soon as it entered the door, and meowed and acted like a baby at the soft-hearted humans.Zou Chuyang opened his arms, and the serval jumped onto him with a deft jump.Zou Chuyang walked to the bed and said, "Cats are fun, look, you can play like this."

He carried the serval cat on his shoulder and grabbed its feet with one hand, as if he was carrying a big sack.Then he got down on one knee on the edge of the bed and threw the cat over his shoulder on the pillow.

Bian Yao: "..."

The cat was quite happy to be thrown, and pulled at the opponent's clothes and came again in the opposite direction.

One person and one cat had a great time playing, and the snake was speechless.

Seeing that he was not interested, Zou Chuyang changed his routine again and said, "You can still play like this."

He let the serval cat sit on his arm, grabbed the cat's hind legs with one hand, and squeezed his front paws with the other, staggering back and forth, imitating a childish sound effect in his mouth: "Kaka, chug chug..."

With 1 ellipses in his heart, Bian Yao raised his mobile phone in front of Serval with no expression on his face: "There is a child abuse reporting hotline here. If you are kidnapped, just blink."

Although the cat machine gun is very fun, the size of the serval cat quickly defeated him: "No, no, it's too heavy. Fortunately, the gun that Brother Fan turned into is not so heavy."

"Is it heavy? Let me try." Bian Yao said suddenly.

"Oh? You come." Seeing that he was finally willing to cooperate with his boring game, Zou Chuyang put the serval on the ground.But the next moment, he himself was picked up on the spot.

"Ah! What are you doing! I'm not a cat!" Zou Chuyang yelled while lying on Bian Yao's shoulder.

Bian Yao held his thigh with one hand to prevent him from struggling, locked the door behind his back with the other hand, and threw him on the bed just like how he threw the sack just now.

"What's so fun about cats? Let me teach you, you can still play like this."

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Bian Yao said before that Bi Fang's real name is Qi Zhai, and his alias in society is Zhai Qi. (It’s not important but I’m afraid you will forget this setting www, after all, some students have forgotten Yang Yang’s real name hahahahaha