The day I was forced to be a detective pendant

"Someone has taken the bait again."

Compared with the excitement on the first day, the tone of my words now can be described as weak.Ever since Bian Yao uploaded the information of Xiaofei, a wealthy woman in women's clothing, to the dating site, there has been an endless stream of people coming to hook up every day.

On such a rainy Sunday morning, the snow outside was trampled dirty and formed a thin layer of ice in the rain. The whole family, a snake and a cat, lay lazily in the apartment.I banged my chin on the table and complained: "Damn it, being a woman on a dating app is too disgusting every day."

I pushed the computer in front of me away, and Bian Yao turned his head away immediately: "Don't give it to me, I don't want to see other people's Tintin photos anymore, I'm going to have a psychological shadow."

I was immediately angry: "Don't I have no shadow! This is a trick you came up with, you have to bear the backlash yourself!"

Bian Yao shook his head like a rattle: "I can't bear this backlash."

"I see, next time someone sends me a penis photo, I will send him a bigger penis picture."

Bian Yao showed a look of looking at a fool: "Kill the enemy one thousand and lose eight hundred, you can do it."

"Ding Ding." The notification sound of the dating software sounded again, and I mustered up the courage to take a look, and it was another series of rubbish and embarrassing chats.

"It's not that person, it doesn't match his usual registration information." I sighed, "Ah! What should I do! Could it be that he already talked to us, but was missed!"

I stood up and flew towards the serval cat on the radiator: "Maomao! What should I do!"

The drowsy and warm serval that I baked was taken away by me. I didn't realize what happened. I stroked the white hair on his chest, and suddenly found that the tip of the hair was a little curly, accompanied by a subtle smell. burnt smell.

I squeezed his two front paws: "You, have you burned yourself?"

"Ah?" The serval cat half opened its eyes, and its two huge ears stood up blankly.He looked down, and then stretched out his tongue to try to lick the scorched hair, but this part was too close to the chin, he licked it very badly, and the awkward look looked stupid.

"Forget it, let's treat it as a head burn..."

Bian Yao was overjoyed: "You must have permed your chest hair."

I glared at him: "Don't talk nonsense in front of children, haven't you heard that small animals can't hold their heads up in front of their companions because they are shaved by their owners, and they will suffer from depression."

"You know how old this guy is, just make up your mind about it."

"How old is it? This is a kitten!" My cat slave filter strongly defended this slender animal with a body length of 1.5 meters and covered with leopard spots.

"Meow meow!" Serval loudly agreed, and joined me on the same side.

"I have no common language with you." The cold-blooded animal, which is extremely unpopular in winter, snorted, took the computer and turned it in front of him, saying, "I sent you a photo on WeChat, and it was sent by another victim's sister." came."

I looked at the photo on the phone in a white shirt with a red background and asked, "Wedding photo? Is this guy the prisoner?"

"Yes," Bian Yao said, "real photos, fake ID information."

"It's come to the step of notarized marriage, this criminal is too rampant." I said indignantly.

"No, this is already suspected of stealing identity documents, so her sister called the police. Although the victim still refused to cooperate, the police managed to determine the person's height and appearance through surveillance. Ah, the policeman who accepted it happened to be that ..." Bian Yao nodded his fingers in the air, "Yao Jing that time..."

"Oh, oh, I remember that uncle." I recalled the police officer in charge of Yao Jing's suicide case.

Bian Yao nodded and said casually, "By the way, he is an owl."

???

Me: "What?"

"Owl, the kind whose head can turn 360 degrees and whose eyes stare scary..."

I frantically said, "Of course I know what an owl is! My question is this! But... how do you know, can you tell?"

"He didn't mean to hide it either. We knew each other as soon as we met in the coffee shop." Bian Yao said.

I thought of myself who was beside me with a dazed face when they were brainstorming, and said angrily, "Why didn't you tell me, really. What about our school? Are there any animals in my class?"

"Hmm... that, Deng..." Bian Yao struggled to recall, "The one from your club."

"He's called Zheng Yan! At least he's your classmate, so remember his name too!"

"He is a dog." Bian Yao said.

"Dog?" I was stunned——Zheng Yan and I are quite familiar with each other. In addition to the big class together, there is at least an hour of team practice time every week, but I have never imagined that "he is not human" before. a possibility.

"Ah! I thought of it!" I said, "He gets very hot after practicing for a while, but he doesn't sweat, so he just panted with his mouth open. Isn't the dog's sweat glands not well developed?"

"uh-huh."

I thought about it again along this line of thought, and said: "And that time when Chu Huaixing came to the school to look for us, Zheng Yan turned his head and ran away when he saw him, could it be that... dogs meet and same-sex repel each other? "

Bian Yao glanced at me from the top of his glasses: "Chu Huaixing and his family have been wolf kings for generations, and Brother Yue is the current one. I guess he will be Chu Er's idiot in the future. It's normal for other canines to be afraid when they see him."

"No wonder when Chu Huaixing chatted with the puppies on the street before, they were terrified." I raised my face in a daze for a while, and then asked, "What about you? In terms of species... what kind of snake are you?"

Bian Yao asked me back with no interest: "What do you know about snakes, can I tell you?"

"Not at all," I boasted, "but I have the Internet and a search engine."

Bian Yao looked at me speechlessly, and I looked at him with interest.

"Strictly speaking, we can't completely correspond to these wild animals. For example, I'm sure it's very difficult for a wild serval to grow to such a large size." Bian Yao took the opportunity to retaliate against the kitten who has a close relationship with me, and said: "But if you want to search, search Mangshan Soldering Iron Head."

"Oh?" I searched immediately when I heard the words, and I muttered while watching: "Mangshan iron head is also called Mangshan pike-headed Agkistrodon, with a total length of up to 2m. It is a poisonous snake species under the suborder Viperidae... Wow, you are a first-class protected species in our country!"

"There are all kinds of colors, but I still think your green looks better." I then clicked on several related reading links, and then read: "The Yao people have lived in secluded places in high mountains for generations. They take the 'Little Green Dragon' as their brother and regard it as their totem... Although Mangshan iron head has well-developed poisonous glands, it is not without natural enemies. All kinds of eagles, eagles, weasels, and pig badgers are all deadly enemies of snakes. Baby snakes are often a delicacy right from birth."

I raised my head and asked, "Bian Yao, did your family threaten you like this when you were young—if you don't go to bed quickly, the weasels will come and eat you."

Bian Yao said coldly, "I want to eat you right now."

I laughed nonchalantly: "Almost all members of your viper family are highly poisonous. The fangs are huge and hollow. They can be folded and stored when not in use. How do you store them? Open your mouth and show me... ..."

Bian Yao said angrily, "Get out!!!"

"Stingy," I went on to read another article: "Although the Mangshan ironhead snake is not the most poisonous snake in the world, it is the most expensive poisonous snake, and its number is less than that of giant pandas..."

Rare than giant pandas? !

I put down the phone, stood up and bowed to Bian Yao respectfully: "I offended you before, I'm sorry, I will respect you more in the future."

Bian Yao snorted with his nose: "It's good to know."

I poked around and got bored for a while, then re-opened the photo of the victim sent by Bian Yao to look at it - this is a very normal wedding photo, the girl is wearing a white shirt with a happy smile on her face, and the man next to her He also had a gentle smile and good facial features, so he couldn't tell that he was a serial fraudster who would do such a thing.

"Speaking of photos, did you send Yao Cheng a copy of the series of photos you took of Xiaofei before?"

Bian Yao looked at me wonderingly: "No, he said yes?"

"He didn't say..."

Bian Yao looked at me: "Then why?"

I was a little speechless: "Why, you really can't think of it?"

Bian Yao really spent two seconds thinking about it, then shook his head honestly.

I couldn't help being happy: "Wow, I found you... Although your logical reasoning is very strong, your emotional intelligence is really worrying."

Bian Yao was poked at a weak point, turned his head away unhappy: "Don't say it."

"Yao Cheng likes Xiao Fei so much, he must want to treasure his photos, but because the content is women's clothing, wouldn't he be very shy if he asked for it on his own initiative?" I explained, but found that Bian Yao had a "too It's too late and I don't want to hear it anymore" in a beating look.I walked around behind him and found the man packing photos to send.

I poked Bian Yao's shoulder: "I'll make coffee, do you want to drink it?"

"I want to drink."

This is quite a promise.

I heated up the milk, then used a frother to froth a cup full of milk, and slowly blended it into the coffee. When I walked back from the kitchen with a cup in hand, Bian Yao had quietly moved from the dining table to the place near the radiator. Closer to the sofa—the Serval cat lay across his lap, and he used it as a table under the computer.

"Hey, people are all computer cooling racks, are you a cooling rack? And wouldn't it be troublesome if the cat hair gets curled into the fan?"

Bian Yao lowered his head and said to the serval cat, "Did you hear that? He despises your hair loss."

The serval flicked its tail and yawned with its mouth wide open.

"Don't destroy the relationship between me and the kitty!" I handed out the coffee and took the computer, "Did you say that when we went to add him before, we would startle the snake, so this person has changed the chat routine now."

Bian Yao previously exported the chat records of several victims on the dating website with the prisoner, and found that although the content of the other party's hookups was not exactly the same, there were still traces of the logical pattern.I circled a few key sentences that are more important to promote the development of the relationship as the focus of comparison, and found that he used The words are almost word for word.Looking at several records, you even wonder if this person is embedding some "PUA chat tutorial" in the template, and you don't know how he will pave the way for the follow-up work on victims' brainwashing.

Before Bian Yao could answer, another message popped up from the software: "Hi, may I ask, were you shopping on Baihui Road just now?"

"Just now I saw a photo of a girl who looked a bit like you in the past, and I was embarrassed to say hello to you (cover my face)"

Oh oh oh here it comes.

I'm pretty sure Xiao Fei couldn't be shopping on Parkway Road in women's clothes, and the opening remarks of this man's conversation finally met our preset routine.

I replied: "It's not me, you probably have the wrong person."

He quickly replied: "That's right."

"Is your picture of me?"

"You look so cute, and your hair color is so pretty."

I thought to myself - that's a wig, you can have it if you like, but typed: "Thank you."

"Are you from City X?" the other party asked.

I arrogantly replied with a single word "um".

"Me too, are you still in school, high school?"

Heh, this pervert, I replied: "I'm already in college."

"You look so young."

……

After I had a non-nutritive conversation with this person for a while, he finally said: "If you are free in the afternoon, why don't you come out and have a coffee."

"I can drive to pick you up."

"So fast?" I thought to myself—the prisoners we locked up were very cautious before making appointments, so I said, "Bian Yao, take a look at this, I don't think it's him."

"Bian Yao?" There was no movement around me at all, I turned my head and found that Bian Yao had fallen asleep at some point!

I took out my mobile phone and took a picture of him with his head tilted and his glasses slipping off the tip of his nose, and then I took a closer look—oh, those long eyelashes.

Before Bian Yao cut his hair, the only impression I had in my mind was his always thin and tight lips, now his entire facial features are exposed, the bridge of his nose is straight and straight, and his always bored expression also disappeared in his sleep Without a trace, it looks like a different person.

And his short stubble hair looks pretty good to the touch, I decisively stroked his short hair, Bian Yao was so annoyed by me that he moved, his body became unbalanced and tilted.

The low body temperature approached me, moving around my arms and shoulders, trying to find a comfortable and warm position.

Why is this guy so sweet after falling asleep? My heartbeat became louder for no reason.

"Don't be coquettish..." I muttered quietly.

Several unanswered messages have popped up on the computer: "Are you still there?"

"?"

"Sister, where are you?"

I took a slow breath and typed: "I just went downstairs to pick up a courier."

"Want to meet...? Do you have a photo, can you show me?" I typed.

The other party appeared to be inputting, and I couldn't help turning my head to look at the cold-blooded animal next to me that was stealing my body temperature—probably because I felt the temperature of my skin gradually rising, Bian Yao unconsciously got closer and closer in his sleep, one arm Wrapping one arm around me, and the other around my waist, almost half-embracing me.The top of Furry's head also rubbed against my side face and neck, and I suddenly felt as if I was wrapped around my neck by the snake's tail, and it was a little difficult to even breathe.

Suddenly, several photos popped up on the computer, all of which were selfies of a man in his thirties. His hair was combed smoothly, he was slightly fat, and he had obvious beautification effects—not the person we were looking for.

I was just about to make up some excuse to prevaricate, but he suddenly added: "Sister, look at x."

I shook my hand and blocked him directly.

The author says:

I hid a lot of clues about the people around the male protagonist before, but no one noticed the clues, so Xiao Bian decided to introduce him affectionately.By the way, I watched a documentary many years ago, which introduced Mangshan soldering iron heads living in the deep mountains and old forests. The number is so rare that it is rare to see them, but the forest guards know almost every one of them, and they can recognize who is who when they see the shed skin. .But in my memory, it was only one meter long. I searched it this time to write about A Snake... Is it as big as a poisonous snake? ? ?And the head is so flat and funny...