The day I was forced to be a detective pendant

"Ding ding ding."

I raised my head and happened to be looking directly at the teacher on the podium.

"Sorry, sorry, I'm going to mute it now."

"Zi-Zi-" The sound of the phone vibrating on the desktop was not much smaller than the ringtone.

"Pfft—" There were already students around me laughing.

"I was wrong, I turned off the phone."

"Don't, let's take a look, in case there is something important." The teacher said with a smile on his face.

Before I finished speaking, my phone vibrated again, and I looked down subconsciously. Bian Yao sent me a very nasty picture—an ultra-short sailor suit and white thigh socks, with the words "Is this okay?"

My hand trembled, and I quickly pressed it out.

After class, a lot of new information poured in as soon as I turned it on, so I hurriedly dialed back.After three or four beeps, Bian Yao on the other end gave a lazily "Hello".

"Don't buy it!" I blurted out, "Walking on the street, how many people have you seen dressed like that!"

"I told you earlier," Bian Yao said, "I almost placed an order."

I breathed a sigh of relief: "Don't, isn't the next class a big class for our two classes? Go shopping together after class... Uh, by the way, where are you? There is still a quarter of an hour before class."

Bian Yao echoed back on the phone and in reality: "I'm behind you."

I turned around: "..."

"You're so slow to reply to messages." The snake, which was tentatively on the verge of hibernation, yawned and complained with a dragging end: "You don't play with your phone in class, so are you wandering off?"

"Listen to what you said." I said angrily, "The phone keeps ringing, and I was stared at by the teacher, okay?"

We walked side by side, strolling towards the lecture theater at the end of the corridor.

"Yao Cheng said that we can go directly to find Xiao Fei at home later, and he will come directly after get off work at night." Bian Yao said.

"Oh, okay."

Unexpectedly, the person changed the subject: "But Yao Cheng really can rest assured, you are so perverted."

I stared at the back of Bian Yao's irritating head—pervert?I?

"I'm such a bright and happy college student, why are you suspicious? Don't think that you won't do it if I can't beat you... Aw!" I was about to make a big attack, but I bumped into Bian Yao's back unexpectedly.I covered the bridge of my nose angrily: "What are you doing? Why did you suddenly stop while walking?"

Bian Yao stood motionless at the door of the classroom, then suddenly turned his head and met my eyes.

Me: "Why? Are you going to the bathroom?"

Bian Yao paused and said, "It's okay." Then he continued to walk into the classroom.

"what……"

I was a little too late to follow into the classroom, and I suddenly found that the students in the three classes up and down the lecture hall were all staring at us.

The girl closest to me asked the person next to her, "Who?"

Her deskmate also shook her head blankly: "I haven't seen it before, a transfer student?"

You guys are exaggerating...I have black hair, Bian Yao just cut his hair, it's not like changing his head!

However, the person concerned had already slipped to the farthest corner of the classroom to hide in an instant. I didn't bother to talk to him, so I found a seat in the front row by myself, but as soon as I sat down, someone next to me approached me.

Zheng Yan: "Hey, little Zou, is that Bian Yao?"

Me: "Who is Xiao Zou... Also, isn't that your classmate? Why are you asking me?"

Zheng Yan smiled and said, "Isn't it because of the relationship between you two?"

Before I could answer, a girl at the front desk suddenly turned around and winked at me: "I think you have a good eye, I didn't even see it."

I was shocked: "What? What did you see?"

She had a weird look on her face, and before she could explain further, another person cut her off: "Your class? Why didn't I remember it before?"

The girl replied: "Don't talk about you, I don't even have an impression."

I said helplessly: "You..."

The girl turned her face to the side, with a serious expression on her face: "At first we were wondering for you, but now we are relieved."

Don't worry, I'm really worried!

"That's why size is really an important criterion for testing a handsome guy."

"Isn't it? There was a handsome guy in my high school class who ran to cut his hair... Don't mention it. From then on, I can no longer look at him directly."

"Hey, don't let me talk by myself!" I interrupted with difficulty, "What do you mean by rest assured..."

"Student, why don't you come up and speak?" The teacher on the podium looked at me expressionlessly.

Me: "I... I was wrong again."

Huh?Why do I say "again"?

After class, Bian Yao and I sprinted to the department store not far from Xiao Fei's house and stared at the women's clothing store for a while.

Just when I was at a loss, Bian Yao pointed at the window of one of the shops from head to toe, and then compared his shoulder height and said, "My girlfriend is about this tall."

Oh, so who is the pervert.

After arriving at Yao Cheng's house, Xiaofei was the only one who opened the door. He stood in the middle of the living room very nervously, and gestured stiffly: "You guys, please sit down."

"What time does Yao Cheng usually go home?" Bian Yao asked.

"Twenty at six." Xiaofei said, "If he goes to the office half an hour earlier in the morning, he will be back with the groceries before six o'clock."

"Wow—" I sighed, "What a good family man."

Yao Cheng was praised, and Xiao Fei seemed very happy: "Yes, brother Yao is super nice, he treats me well, and treats his colleagues well..."

"Okay, okay, I know you brother Yao is fine, the dog abuse is not over."

Xiaofei shut her mouth at once, her face was flushed, her cheeks puffed out like a bun.

When Yao Cheng came home, Xiao Fei had just changed into a full set of women's clothes—an achievement achieved only through the joint efforts of the three of us to deconstruct the details of the clothes.As soon as he looked up at the entrance, he saw Xiao Fei in an ivory white lace dress, and his face flushed instantly.

"Xiao...Xiaofei, you...you are already dressed..."

His stuttering made Xiao Fei, who was already shy, even more awkward. The two walked slowly together, and the atmosphere was suddenly so delicate that it was hard to describe.

Xiaofei's eyes were watery: "Brother Yao..."

"Little Fei, you..."

I rubbed against Bian Yao and asked in a low voice, "This...do we need to avoid it? I feel like we can no longer have names."

Cosmos straight snake Bian Yao cleared his throat and said, "Very good, this skirt is flamboyant on the chest, just enough to cover up the flatness of the chest. Next, I may need to strengthen the makeup, oh yes, because I was cheated before." Many of the women here have a certain financial foundation, or at least look rich, so we still need to borrow a few big-name accessories to pose for a photo, and then choose an exaggerated background..."

He made arrangements, and finally concluded by himself: "This way, there should be no problem."

I was convinced, and asked: "Okay, so I would like to ask Boss Bian, where are we going to take this particularly exaggerated scene?"

After 45 minutes, the four of us came to the Chu family mansion.

Bian Yao slipped into the living room on the second floor with ease, and Chu Huaixing chased after him, mumbling: "Hey, hey, it's really rude of you to come here uninvited like this every time, what kind of insignificant passers-by did you bring this time?" ?”

Bian Yao said to himself with great embarrassment: "I borrowed your place to take a few photos, ah, by the way, do you have any fashionable accessories, neutral clothes and bags? The bigger and more conspicuous the logo, the better. .”

Chu Huaixing raised his eyebrows: "Huh?"

Bian Yao: "Also, we haven't had dinner yet, we'll leave later after we eat."

Chu Huaixing dragged out the tone even louder: "Ha—ah?"

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, I grabbed a big red scarf and a purple hat, and shouted deliberately: "Ah, how does this scarf match the color of this hat?"

Chu Huaixing glanced at it, immediately forgot to quarrel with Bian Yao, and jumped in front of me with a "whoosh": "How can this match! The soil is dead, go away, go away, I'll come."

"Hahahaha," I also shamelessly joined the commanding team, "Remember to take a few photos of the backless ones. We have studied the straps on the back for so long, and it would be a shame not to take them in."

After the setting and lighting were all adjusted, we were completely at a loss for the makeup part.Chu Huaixing went out and called a few girls in, and fiddled around with Xiao Fei, while Bian Yao was setting up a camera, looking for a good angle.Instead, I became a normal person, walking around in this overly large room with my hands behind my back.

Suddenly, I saw a golden barbed-handled Viking sword hanging obliquely above the fireplace in the living room.

Chu Huaixing noticed my gaze, and pulled it out with a "swish": "It's for decoration... Although I want to say this, it's been done. Do you want to play? Be careful."

I took the sword in my hand and weighed it. It was a little lighter than the Golden Dragon Scissors, but it was somewhat similar to the practice swords usually used in kendo clubs.Thinking of this, I inevitably felt sad and complained: "There will be a city-wide kendo competition soon... There are only four people in our school's kendo club. Oh, and there is another president I have met once so far. can be ignored."

Chu Huaixing said indifferently: "It doesn't matter if there are few people, just beat them all to the ground."

I stared at him, and quietly said: "My kendo strength ranks among the top three in our club..."

"Didn't you say that there are only four people in total..." Chu Huaixing was also a little speechless: "Are you the second to last?"

"The rankings are in no particular order, so don't ask me." I threw the hilt to him, and Chu Huaixing caught it, pulled a sword flower, and put it back into the sheath—the metal of the sword body and the sheath were in harmony. , making a nice echo.

"You ask Bian Yao to teach you. Although he is not very good, he can learn swordsmanship and gymnastics from masters. It's no problem to teach Xiaobai." Chu Huaixing said, "By the way, you two have worked together for so long. Didn't I teach you fighting skills?"

"Taught it, taught it with my mouth."

Chu Huaixing had an ellipsis on his face: "I don't want to know..."

"Where are you going!" I glanced at him in horror, and then imitated with a sharp voice: "Zou Chuyang, you trash, you can't move! Aren't you exposing the empty door to the other party like this! The last move Is this the best moving line!

Bian Yao from the other side of the room said from a distance: "Is it true that I can't hear? And is my voice like this?"

Chu Huaixing also said in a sharp voice: "See the other party's actions before acting! Every time I make a mistake in the same place, I can donate my brain to those in need!"

"Hahahahaha!" I laughed maniacally: "That's it! You seem to learn it!"

Bian Yao said angrily, "You two!"

The filming officially started.

Xiaofei in the camera looks really cute - his skin is already good, with a little eye makeup and blush added, it looks very girly.Coupled with a long wig to hide his overly masculine bones, he is simply a super A-level women's boss.It's just that when the red light of the camera came on, he immediately stiffened, and he was so nervous that he couldn't be more nervous.

Bian Yao took a group of photos and checked them over and over again, but he was not very satisfied: "The look of fear on his face really doesn't have a sense of daily life."

Yao Cheng's heart softened in an instant, and said, "Sure enough, it's still too much."

Xiao Fei immediately said: "I can! I will work hard!"

I couldn't help laughing bitterly: "Only this matter, the harder I try, the more counterproductive it will be, hahaha."

After thinking about it, I suddenly said, "Xiao Fei, do you like small animals?"

Xiaofei didn't understand, so she said, "Huh? I like it."

Others looked at me not quite understanding what I meant, only Bian Yao had a vigilant expression of "what are you going to do again".

I gestured and said, "Then do you like dogs? Big fluffy dogs."

Xiaofei nodded vigorously: "I like it."

I said meaningfully, "Oh oh."

I turned around and gave Chu Huaixing a wink, his eyes were wide open, as if he was going to bite me to death.

"Big dog, let me think about it... Will there be any here?" I said in a low tone.

Chu Huaixing's chest heaved and heaved, his nose snorted hot air, and finally he stood up, stepped heavily, and walked out of the room angrily.

Not long after, a huge white wolf rushed in from the door.

I pretended to be pleasantly surprised and said, "Wow, it's a big dog! Xiaofei, come and touch it!"

Bian Yao supported his forehead with his hands in a "slap".

But Xiaofei's face was full of joy, and she wanted to go forward to tease the white wolf, but she was also a little scared.

The white wolf drooped its ears meekly, lowered its body, and rubbed its head against Xiao Fei's palm.

Yao Cheng: "This dog is too big, just like your cat... No, this nose and tail, isn't this a dog???"

Bian Yao: "Hush——"

Xiaofei hugged the white wolf's neck, and raised her face happily: "Brother Yao! The dog's fur is so soft and comfortable!"

Bian Yao immediately turned on the camera again - the white wolf jumped around to avoid the camera, and Xiao Fei followed him from side to side, looking playfully and smartly.

Within 15 minutes, Bian Yao clapped his hands: "That's it."

I smiled and said, "Okay, then let the dog rest."

The white wolf skipped and left the house, and Xiao Fei followed his big tail with a look of reluctance.After a while, Chu Huaixing came back—his jacket was unbuttoned, two were open, his face was still a little red, and he looked like he had been ravaged.

Bian Yao sat in front of the computer and tapped intently. When the smell of food wafted from downstairs, he closed the computer and said, "It's done. Now, we just need to wait."