My personality collapsed after I hit the actor

Cheng Lu deeply felt that what the driver and director said just now sounded very wrong!Even a little intriguing!

The two were quickly settled in the designated hotel, and they will officially start recording with several other guests and their partners tomorrow morning.

Except for Cheng Lu and Heng Xing who have two rooms and one living room, the other accompanying staff members each have a suite.

After all the staff members of the program team of "Frightened" had withdrawn, Cheng Lu sat down on the sofa in the living room and asked Heng Xing, who was arranging his clothes at the moment, "Is there a camera in this room?"

Heng Xing replied without the slightest hesitation: "Yes."

Cheng Lu's slack string suddenly tightened again, did he agree to let him sleep peacefully?How can you sleep with a group of people staring at you?

Heng Xing glanced at someone who was sitting awkwardly on the sofa at the moment, thinking about not teasing him again, "But they are all turned off! Only the cameras in the corridor outside and in the corridor are on."

It's almost there!

Cheng Lu leaned over and nestled directly into the sofa.

It's not that he doesn't dare to turn on the camera, it can only be said that he hasn't adapted to the feeling of being watched all the time, after all, it's the first time recording a program.

In comparison, Heng Xing was much more casual. When he entered the bedroom, he changed into home clothes, took a set by the way, and threw it to Cheng Lu who was squinting and dozing off on the sofa. "So tired?"

Cheng Lu grabbed the clothes that Heng Xing threw over to cover his face, slowly opened his squinted eyes and said, "Well, I filmed the night scene for half the night last night." Then he closed his eyes again , There is no sign of going to change clothes at all.

Heng Xing is wearing dark blue home clothes, which look like the whole person, loose and loose.With a pair of slippers in his hand, he walked to the sofa and put the slippers in front of Cheng Lu, "Change your shoes and clothes before going to sleep, it's so comfortable."

Cheng Lu opened his eyes again with difficulty, and began to take off his clothes rustlingly, kicking his feet together to take off his shoes, and Heng Xing's thin and flat belly immediately appeared in front of Heng Xing's eyes, causing him to hold down Cheng Lu's hand The action of undressing, saying: "Go to your bedroom and change!"

Cheng Lu was a little confused, so, "It's just a change of clothes, I don't pay as much attention as you." Besides, the cameras are all turned off, it's okay!

That's because he's fine, but for Heng Xing, who can go around in circles, it's just torture.What's more, in front of me is the person I have been thinking about for several years, and it just so happens that I haven't seen him for a month and a half, and I have been trying to suppress and suppress my emotions again and again, how can I resist such a temptation.This is the same as letting a straight man witness his beloved girl take off her clothes in front of his eyes. Is there any?Then he took the landline phone on the coffee table, and made a call in a calm tone as if nothing had happened: "Sun Hao, you can arrange something for dinner, and it can be delivered directly to the room. In addition to preparing double portions according to my previous portion, Add another serving of braised pork ribs." A certain person's hobby, he has not forgotten.

When Heng Xing put down the phone, and then turned to look at this side, Cheng Lu was already lying on the sofa, covering himself with the clothes he had changed, and fell asleep.Heng Xing couldn't help raising his wrist to look at the time, it was only three o'clock in the afternoon, if he slept like this for an entire afternoon, this guy wouldn't be refreshed at night...

Then, because he was worried that someone would catch a cold, Heng Xing got up and walked to the bedroom, brought a blanket over, covered Cheng Lu's body, sat aside casually, and picked up his phone.

In fact, the confiscation of the mobile phone is when the recording officially started. The private mobile phone was put away, and each person would give a mobile phone sponsored by a benefactor father to contact the staff and co-workers.Of course, it is also kept by the accompanying staff, and will only be used when necessary.

Heng Xing flipped through and came across an interesting test question: Test your best friend, is it straight or curvy?

Heng Xing's eyes sparkled, and one corner of his mouth curled up, thinking: This article is well written!

It's exactly what I want!

It begins with a paragraph of text:

The word "friends" originally referred to gay men, but now it has a wider meaning. Any male friends who have a good relationship or are relatively close can be called "friends".It generally refers to being single all year round, being a best friend in life or a partner who is a harmonious partner in competitive games, etc.So, is your best friend in real life bent?Because some people are not aware of it, they are purely deceiving themselves, we can simply test it.Note, if the following test can match 90.00%, it is undoubtedly gay!

First: find a chance for two people to meet alone, show your muscles intentionally or unintentionally in front of him, or let the other party touch it, and see the other party's reaction, if it's not natural...well, you know~

Second: Invite each other to take a bath together!This method is simple—cover your face.jpg (Ahem! Note: If you are sure that you are curvy, use this method with caution, as it will cause backlash. Of course, it is also very irritating. The author is very bad.)

Third: Observe the other person's preferences, like fashion, pay attention to hairstyles, like some small accessories and so on.Of course, even if the above conditions are fully met, it is not certain. After all, some people use these elements to pretend to be coercive, but they are actually straightforward.

Fourth: Most of the black-bellied and vicious-tongued people are gay, don't ask the author how he knows, he won't say anything.

When Heng Xing saw this, he suddenly realized that number one, number three, and number four shouldn't be too consistent with him, my God!Of course, the second is because I haven't tried it yet.

Whoever wrote this is definitely gay, absolutely!Heng Xing was very determined.

Fifth: If the above situation does not appear on the other party, then you sit together and watch a movie ~ the one with color...

Sixth: If you are gay, then give him a kiss, all as your own welfare, treacherous.jpg

Seeing this, Heng Xing felt that the author was a badass!

Seventh: Most gays have cleanliness.

Eighth: If the other party is a handsome guy, there is one more item~

Ninth: If he likes to sleep on his side.

Heng Xing unconsciously took a look at Cheng Lu who was lying sprawled on the sofa at the moment, that image was simply——

Can not help but shook his head.

Tenth: If one kiss is not enough, it is recommended to kiss more... If he is willing, cough! (Think about the premise of his willingness.)

Seeing this, Heng Xing clicked his tongue, if he wants?

Note: not all gays are sissies, don't have too many A's.Whether you are a sissy or not cannot be used as a criterion for judging whether you are gay.

In addition to the above judgment criteria, the author offers a three-step strategy for breaking straight men:

First: appropriate intimate contact.

Second: In-depth intimate contact.

Third: Exploratory intimate contact.

In short, it is to get in touch!

(Note: Most real straight men can’t bend, trust me! So the above strategy is pure fart! But it can be used to play with friends——)

So... if you're gay, and the other party pushes and gives in when you're in close contact, uh...that...cough cough...

……

What do you mean?

Why don't you write it?Really are.What a disappointment!Stunning!

What if the other party pushes half and half?Do you like it, don't like it, or like it?Heng Xing thinks he should like it.So—Heng Xing unconsciously glanced at Cheng Lu who was lying on the sofa, and cleared his throat with a hum...

Generally speaking, Heng Xing felt that there was some truth to it.Especially the last sentence is very meaningful. Of course, this is his personal opinion and does not represent other netizens.Because the following comments are pure nonsense and there are many netizens.

Netizen 1: Editor, are you brain-dead?

Netizen 2: I'm curvy, but can I say I'm sloppy?

Netizen 3: Damn it!all hit!But I'm straight!So is it the author's fault, or my fault.

Netizen 4: Editor, are you fucking male or female?

Netizen 5: Stupid, nonsense!

……

Heng Xing felt that he must be too boring, he must be.

Before he knew it, more than an hour had passed, and the person on the sofa was still sleeping, sleeping happily, and it didn't look like he was here to record a show.Seeing myself did not show the joy of reunion after a long absence. One and a half months, anyway, I think it is quite a long time.

Cheng Lu turned over, and Heng Xing quickly stepped forward to grab him. Cheng Lu almost didn't fall off the sofa to the ground, but he lay on Heng Xing's body in an indescribable posture.The two of them are sticking together like this at the moment, nestled in the sofa, Cheng Lu is lying on Heng Xing's body, with a not-so-big face, breathing evenly and burying his head in Heng Xing's neck at the moment, Cheng Lu seems to feel that The posture was inadvertently comfortable, and they rubbed indiscriminately.

On the other hand, Heng Xing was suffering as if his face was ashes, his whole body was tense, and he was tortured both physically and mentally.After maintaining the posture for less than 2 minutes, Heng Xing finally slowly pulled his body out from the gap between the sofa and Cheng Lu, gaining relief.

Cheng Lu, on the other hand, slept until Sun Hao came to deliver dinner, and then woke up. At this moment, he looked energetic, without the listlessness he had just got off the plane.

The two were eating, when Heng Xing turned his head and suddenly thought of the three-step strategy about breaking straight men.Then he asked Cheng Lu an unexpected question: "Cheng Lu, at your age, you haven't even had a girlfriend yet, do you usually feel lonely?"

Cheng Lu: "Not yet, how do you ask this?" Compared to Heng Xing's question, Cheng Lu's answer seemed too serious.

Heng Xing: "No, I'm just curious how you solve your needs when you have them?"

Cheng Lu: "..." The pork ribs that I was chewing in my mouth suddenly felt that it was not very tasty.He gave Heng Xing a blank look, "No comment!"

Heng Xing amused people, and was on the verge of Xing, his eyes flashed, he turned his head and rubbed against Cheng Lu's ear, and asked in a low voice: "Are you used to using your left hand or your right hand? Hmm?"

Pfft-cough cough cough cough cough...

The rice grains and meat crumbs in Cheng Lu's mouth sprayed Heng Xing's face because of being choked, "Get out! Can you let me have a good meal!"

The author has something to say: The author is begging for collection online~

Believe me, Cheng Lu is a cutie~

Small and cute~

Cheng Lu whispered: Idiot author, I'm not young...