The Invincible Dad of Online Games

Dedicated Kelong Aotian, known as Kelong Ge or Lao Ke, is an editor of a game website in reality, and he likes professional wrestling; of course, when others ask him, he always says that he is a wrestling fan Officially speak out.The reason is that the love-hate relationship between gamers and game companies is similar to that of game companies. It is really known that he works for game websites. He usually walks on the road and has to be careful whether he will shoot a cold arrow from a certain corner. fucked his ass...

"Huh? Since you are a wrestler, why don't you play fighters?" Most people will naturally omit the word "amateur" when they hear him calling himself an amateur wrestler. After all, Kelong's body shape is very oppressive. Well, saying someone is a professional is not flattering, and Miss Taozi picked up Brother Kelong's topic very innocently.

Hearing the words, Zhuan Kelong Aotian was silent for a while, turned his head to look into the distance, and made a look of deep vicissitudes, and his tone should be as melancholy as possible: "It's all a moment of enthusiasm back then..."

Yang Rui really can't stand his pretense, really, Italians are not as shameless as he is when he flirts with girls, "Back then? This game hasn't been open for half a year, it's only been a few months ago to choose a career. "

When the two girls heard this, they realized that it wasn't so, so Bo Kelong Aotian's deepness pretended to be in vain.

Brother Kelong couldn't help but cast a sideways glance at Xiaobai who was dismantling the stage, rolled his eyes, and immediately changed his routine, pretending to grinningly: "It's all routines, the game company's routines, I was fooled by accident "The player's antagonism towards the game company is very easy to provoke, he changed the subject, and attracted the attention of the two girls, and then this guy put on a face of bitter hatred, "The girls also know that we When the attribute points are enough to do the job change task, several professional guilds are all together. I also went for fighters, but I didn’t expect to be recruited as soon as I got there.”

After raising the emotions of the two girls to a high level, this guy turned down sharply, making a look of beating his chest and feet: "I didn't expect the game company to be so sloppy, let alone the fighter instructor is a little old man with a white beard, and the knight instructor is actually a useless person." The big beauty with Fan Xbing's face! I'm a normal man, didn't I slip on my feet and go to Fan Xbing? Oh, you know, I'm a fighter with all the equipment, and I'm going to change jobs The day before, I spent my entire fortune making a pair of boxing gloves..."

The two girls were stunned, and then they couldn't help laughing, while Yang Rui's eyelids twitched - this is also a routine!Shen Shen Fan couldn't get through, so she simply played the upright card!

As long as it is a female creature, there is no one who does not hate wretched men, but if they can be wretched and upright, wretched and frank, wretched but not obscene, and funny and humorous, they can sell badly, on the contrary, they can gain the favor of girls.Just like Kelong's current routine, he generously expressed that he was dazzled by a beautiful NPC, and acted out the heartache of choosing the wrong profession again, coupled with his halo of being the number one knight in the game, the contrast is that Meng is a girl She can't stand it!

All four members of this temporary team have accepted the mission of the field mouse, and are now on the way to find a place to catch the field mouse.In the past, the two girls walked together, and the two guys walked together. Now, under Kelong's singing and writing, the two girls walked in a row with him, one on the left and one on the right. Yang Rui, who came first, was left behind. behind.

Zhuan Kelong Aotian was unambiguous, and chatted about a topic that girls would be interested in, that is, gossip about influential figures in the game.This guy is an old player during the closed beta period, and he knows a lot of people on the ladder list, and he is an online game news person himself. After this blow, even Yang Rui has been instilled with a lot of game celebrities. Chi go in.

Of course, Yang Rui had to be convinced, even if it was gossip, this industry insider talked very fascinatingly.

He started with the Yiqi guild he had just come into contact with: "In our area, the three big guilds in Liangyin Town all pay attention to the image of the guild, the income threshold is set high, and the quality of guild players is relatively high. In the early stage, it was low-key and did not show much limelight, but it walked steadily and had a lot of stamina. Like those foreign guilds, such as one rider and two wastes, tsk tsk, it is called heaven and earth in comparison. The dragons and snakes are so mixed that I don’t even bother to say , Players who care about feathers will not want to join. What kind of virtue do downstream members call, in the era of traditional keyboard games, maybe they will play shit like blocking spawn points."

The one-riding and double-abandoning he mentioned refers to the two alliance guilds of "Yiqi Yang Ge" and "Yiqi Juechen". One family challenged them, but Kelong didn't mention their strength, only their character quality, and vaguely drew out the two concepts of local guilds and foreign guilds, and calmly led the listeners into the ditch.Of course, with the experience of being robbed of the task by a member of the Yiqi Guild first, the two girls are also happy to hear this.

"One rider and two losers are all beaten out of the main city, and we came to a small map like ours when they couldn't get along." Following the girls' preferences, he stepped on the Yiqi guild again and again, and Kelong continued to tease the girls Topics that people like to hear, such as why the number one mage on the ladder is an idiot, which of the ladder knights below him are perverts, which ones show signs of being gay, "The Second Continent" voted by a well-known website (the one he works in) How many of the top ten beauties are canvassing shady scenes, and how is the so-and-so celebrity who engages in real-time live broadcast of the game so stupid and incompetent...

Among the four of them, not to mention Yang Rui, whose whiteboard number is full of 10 points of agility, and the two girls who have been working together for a long time on missions also have more than 20 points of agility, and the slowest one is Brother Kelong, the number one knight; but with him With all the gossip that was exposed, the two girls didn't feel that his slow speed was a burden at all, and they still couldn't get enough of it when they got to the place, wishing they could listen to him talking for another half an hour...

Kelong, whose agility was 0, was useless in catching voles, so he was able to help when catching voles and putting them into the cage; and with his turtle-like speed, he went back to hand in the task, Brother may feel that he has been fooling around for a long time and is relying on lip service, so he can't hold back his face, so he invites his sister, "We have Miss Banxia as a portable blacksmith, why not go to the mountains to explore?"

"Ah?" The two girls looked pleasantly surprised, and then became anxious again, "This...we have no output, how can we fight wild monsters?"

Unlike in the traditional era where players could run around the world, in the game "Second Continent", players can only go to places that NPCs have explored.Of course, it’s not that the system has set a threshold, but that the player has entered an unexplored land, and all of them end up destroying the group—those deep mountains and old forests are no less dangerous than the primitive jungles in the real world. Having said that, it is not new for a group of Ma Fengs to wipe out a large group of players.In the main city of the Principality of Yalf where they were located, there was a joke that a group of high-end players formed a group to follow the NPC mercenary group into no man's land to explore, and all of them were sent back to the city for free.You must know that a random attribute point will be deducted when returning to the city after death, and there is a probability of dropping equipment. No one dares to use their character to waste.

What Kelong said about entering the mountains is naturally not to drill into the deep mountains and old forests, but to go hunting in the mountains and forests where NPC hunters have been haunted for a long time. Beasts such as wolves and bears can be beaten.

"It's not easy, let's call a law system." Kelong waved his hand, and immediately sent a shout on the regional channel: "180 physical anti-cavalry leads the team into the mountains to hunt, and 100 intelligence and above law system, A pit!"

The regional channel call will display yellow characters in the system prompt box, which can be seen by players around Quanliang Silver Town.A player can only shout ten times a day, and generally there is no important matter, players will not waste the opportunity to speak.The player's health value is X10 physical fitness, and a knight with a physical fitness of over [-] is considered a blood bull. When Brother Kelong shouted, the regional channel immediately became lively.

"Damn it! I said which knight has 180 stamina, isn't this Brother Kelong! Wife, come out and see the Great God!"

"Brother Kelong, do you want to bring soldiers? Soldiers with strength 80 are waiting for work!"

"Bring one, Brother Kelong, a hunter with 100 agility and a wolf pet, guaranteed violence!"

Kelong glanced at the IDs of these thigh-hugging gangsters casually, but he didn't see a girl who looked like a girl, so he just pretended not to see it; the two girls were very excited, and they have been mixing team mode tasks for a long time I can see the world from time to time, but usually I can't go out of the village or town.

It is easier to earn attribute points for players who are new to the game, and it becomes more and more difficult later on; coupled with the randomness of attribute points given by the optical brain system, the gap between veteran players who have been in the game for two or three months and newbies who have entered the game for two or three months is only Experience and familiarity with the game.In short, anyone with more than a hundred attribute points corresponding to the profession can be regarded as a master, which only accounts for a small part of the player group.The four of them stood in place and waited for a while before eligible players sent applications to join the team.

The person's ID was displayed on the team channel interface, and Ke Long Aotian's face changed when he saw the person's character name clearly. At the same time, a man's voice came out from the team channel: "Oh, Lao Ke, what do you bring?" It's not kind for a girl to play without calling me!"

Yang Rui saw that Zhuan Kelong Aotian's facial muscles began to twitch, as if he was struggling with something; helplessly, the two girls didn't pay attention to this side, and happily followed up with the man in the team to say hello, "Hello~"

"Haha, hello girls, oh, there are knight girls and blacksmith girls, your combination is good, can knight girls increase blood?"

Tao Zi was a little embarrassed, "Well, I don't have many milk clothes..."

"It's okay, I'll borrow your healing outfit later, where should we meet?"

"We're here in Toland Village."

Yang Rui, who has the quality of a player, opened the player information in the team channel and glanced at the player information. The person who came was a dark priest named "Xiao Wenyuan", which is the output stream of the priest profession.Players can only view the detailed information of each other in the team and team mode. The attribute points of this dark priest are a bit top-notch, not to mention the intelligence is over 50, and the spirit has more than [-] points. Of course, Yang Rui, a rookie, doesn't understand it very well. How rare are the attribute points required by the profession? At first, he didn't react when he saw Kelong's exaggerated physical value.

Xiao Wenyuan arrived soon, and when he saw him, Yang Rui immediately understood why Brother Kelong's face was not very good-looking - this dark priest looks very handsome, with a thin body and a melon-shaped face, with a stinky hair With long hair and a suave temperament, the standard girl's natural friendliness increases by [-]%, and male compatriots' hatred increases by [-]%.

The five people greeted each other one by one. Xiao Wenyuan didn't show any disdain when he saw Yang Rui's trumpet on the whiteboard. He even patted Yang Rui's arm with a face of praise, and boasted sincerely: "Brother Yang has a figure like this, so he doesn't go to the gym. The equipment advertisements are really useless. Do you play fighting? Ordinary people go to the gym, but you can’t show your momentum.”

Yang Rui said modestly, "I played muay thai for several years before."

"Oh, is it time to play fighters? It just so happens that I have the gloves from the sub-team mission. Let me borrow them for you first." Hearing this, the dark priest immediately touched his pocket and took out from the space pockets that players have. He took out a pair of gloves and handed them to Yang Rui.

The gloves in the game are not the kind used by boxers, but somewhat similar to gauntlets. The gloves Xiao Wenyuan took out are like mitts, with a row of spikes on the back of the hand.

"Rogue Fist"

"Common equipment in street fights, when the patrolman asks you for questioning, you can tell him it's just a pair of gloves."

"After wearing it, strength increases by 10, agility increases by 5, and there is a certain probability of causing bleeding when attacking."

Excellent equipment with blue letters is relatively common in games, but this glove not only adds more attribute points, but also has a special effect, which can be regarded as a small best; No, it's just like the common consumables given by the hand.

Of course, this rookie Yang Rui didn't know the value of the equipment at all, so he casually said "Thank you, I'll return it to you later." He took it and put it on.

The two of them didn't take such a small piece of top-quality equipment that could sell for RMB seriously, Xiao Wenyuan looked at Taozi again, and took out four pieces of healing equipment from his space pocket, "Come on, this is A friend of mine gave me the suit, and I don’t need it anyway, so please use it first, girl, and return it to me if you have a better one.”

Yang Rui is ignorant and ignorant, but Kelong and the two sisters are very knowledgeable, the three of them have six eyes wide open, and Taozi dare not reach out to pick up the equipment—what is the concept of a four-piece suit?In this game, sets are very difficult to get, and even harder to get together. A two-piece set can sell for thousands of RMB, let alone a four-piece set.

"No, no, I don't dare to wear yours, I can't afford to lose it." Tao Zi blushed.

Xiao Wenyuan laughed: "How can I fall, I can't hang up, there is Lao Ke, and he will die first. Even if he dies, we can run away with a big tit like you."

Brother Kelong's face turned green immediately: "What are you talking about? Hurry up and take Tao Zi, wear it hard, and don't return it to him in the future."

Even Xiaobai Yang Rui knew that the MT (tank) and milk in the team were a guarantee of safety, so he also advised him: "You should wear Taozi first. If you add more blood, everyone else will be safe."

Tao Zi blushed and accepted it, and repeatedly stated that it was only for borrowing and would return it to him later; Xiao Wenyuan didn't mind, and said a few words to greet him on the road whenever he wanted.

As the knight with the highest physical fitness in the whole game, Kronko naturally knows what kind of team can go to which area. He led the five-member team to the mountain forest.Of course, his movement speed is really rubbish, even if he changed to a few more agile running map equipment, it can only be on par with Yang Rui, a rookie...

"Why did you break up with that team?"

Although there is antagonism, compared to the two sisters and Xiaobai Yang Rui, Ke Long still has a common language with Xiao Wenyuan, and they chatted on the way.

"Captain Haotian went to give birth to a child, saying that the child will not come back within a month. What about you, haven't you all gone to the main city to open up new maps?" Xiao Wenyuan said casually.

Kelong had a horrified look on his face: "Isn't Haotian a man?"

"His wife gave birth, what are you thinking. Don't change the subject, why did you get kicked out by that pioneering group?"

Brother Kelong really couldn't mess around with his old friends who knew everything, so he had to confess: "My team was incorporated by a game guild, and I'm too lazy to go to the big guild. Reporting online and offline is like clocking in for work. I feel uncomfortable playing. , it’s not just about coming back to play.”

"That's right, if you are asked to stay up late and squat on the boss, you can't handle it, and if you are asked to clear the field to drive away the players, your garbage attack power can't do it either." Xiao Wenyuan just laughed, and he didn't spare any effort to get rid of him.

Naturally, Yang Rui couldn't get in their mouths when they were chatting, but, listening to what they said, Yang Rui also felt that the game was quite lifelike, and the peace and stability in the country was different from the ones he had seen in Thailand.Just as he was feeling emotional, he heard Miss Banxia scream "Ah", "Snake, there is a snake!"

Xiao Wenyuan, who was chatting with Brother Kelong, looked back, raised his foot and stomped the head of the little snake protruding from the grass into a flat shape, turned his head and smiled soothingly at Banxia: "It's okay, it's just a small animal, and it won't actively attack people."

"..." Yang Rui looked at Xiao Wenyuan who continued to talk and laugh happily with Kelong, and felt that this dark pastor seemed not so simple...

There is a more conspicuous path in the mountain forest where NPC hunters often come and go. Kronge led the way to a small valley and stopped to prepare for hunting.As a portable blacksmith, Miss Banxia immediately made an operation, summoned a small and exquisite temporary casting table and temporary furnace, and took out iron ingots to beat and make a batch of large animal traps, which were put out by the coolie Yang Rui. Put it on the ground designated by Xiao Wenyuan.

After arranging the traps, the knight Kelong set off, holding a large shield in his left hand and a hammer in his right hand, and ran out to attract monsters.

Ten minutes later, Kelong came back with a bunch of wild wolves behind his buttocks. At this time, the other four people had already climbed to the big rock in the center of the valley. When the wolves followed, the traps that Da Lala put on the grass popped out, causing certain damage to the wolves and slowing down the speed of the wolves. The pressure on Brother Klong was greatly reduced. , pulling the pack of wolves to run around the boulder.

This is the advantage of blacksmith professional players. Although they have no attack power and cannot bring pets like hunters, the animal traps made by blacksmith players have no quantity limit and time limit.

There were about twenty wolves in this group, and the cumulative damage they caused was quite considerable. Fortunately, Brother Kelong, the number one knight in the game, is not Gaidi, and after biting for a long time, he only lost a little blood. It's full; but Kronko's provocation skills are limited in number, and one CD can only provoke five targets. If you attack a wild wolf that has not been provoked, it is very likely to cause hatred and cause OT.

At this time, Yang Rui saw Xiao Wenyuan, the shadow priest's micro-manipulation ability. Wielding his staff, this guy first applied DOT (continuous blood loss damage) to each wolf, and then followed Ke Long's operation, Ke Long Brother Long's provocative skill will draw any five wolves, and he will deal damage to those five wolves.

The damage of shadow priests with an intelligence of over 2 is not covered. The blood line of the wolves continued to drop steadily, and the wild wolves that chased closely and had a lot of provocative skills fell down four or five within [-] minutes.

"Wow! Prestige! And attribute points!" Yang Rui, who was obediently sitting and messing around, was bored when he heard Miss Banxia shout in surprise, and he hurriedly paid attention to the system information on his side:

"You participated in killing the wild wolves in the forest, and gained 10 prestige in Bright Silver Town."

"Your reputation in Bright Silver Town is 10/3600."

"You contribute to people with your weak body, and you get strength plus 1."

Falling down five wolves earned 50 reputation points, and added 1 attribute point by the way, which is quite good, but Yang Rui's happiness is limited because he didn't do much.

Xiao Wenyuan, who stood at the front of the big rock and output output, turned around and explained with a smile: "Killing ferocious beasts and mobs on the area map in the non-task state can increase the reputation of the town, but it will disappear after being friendly. He looked at Yang Rui again, "If it is the first time to kill this type of monster, the system will randomly give attribute points. Brother Yang should also have attribute points, right?"

"Well, I added 1 point of strength."

"It's good to add strength. It's useful for you to play with the fighter's strength attribute. The first time I killed wild wolves, I added agility. Don't mention how embarrassing it is, haha." Xiao Wenyuan said in his mouth, his hands kept moving, and in a blink of an eye there were several wild wolves again. The wolf fell.

This guy's operation is quite surprising. You must know that the game "Second Continent" is very simulated, and there is no target lock setting. The release of magic skills depends on your own prediction; even the skills of the dark priest are mostly DOT released instantly. There is no need to fly in the air like the skills of mages and warlocks. It is also very important to be able to accurately select the target among the moving crowd of wolves.

After harvesting these wild wolves, it was time for Yang Rui to play. It was all his job to collect the fallen materials, remove the wolves' corpses from blocking the way, set traps again, and so on.Of course, the others were not idle either. Brother Kelong ran out to continue looking for monsters, Banxia knocked on the trap, Xiao Wenyuan and Taozi sat on the ground and returned to Lan. Everyone had their own arrangements.

Kronge brought back wild monsters such as brown bears, leopards, and demonized apes one after another. After killing them, they got up and moved, and continued to spawn monsters in another place.There is no such thing as fixed-point spawning in this game. Anyway, the map is large enough for players to move around as they please.

Both Ke Long and Xiao Wenyuan belong to the kind of players with relatively high EQ. The difference is that Ke Long is only willing to waste his brain dealing with girls, while Xiao Wenyuan treats men and women equally; after a few hours of playing monsters, the five of them also warmed up Yang Rui's "diligence" made Kelong look at him a little bit more seriously and stopped treating him as a transparent person. As for Xiao Wenyuan, he introduced Yang Rui's knowledge of the game while guiding Taozi how to avoid blood damage. will attract hate.

It was 11:30 in a blink of an eye, the two sisters and Yang Rui were about to go offline, and the five of them packed up the results of the battle and headed out of the mountain.After playing together all night, they became familiar with each other. Even Kelong, who didn't want to see Yang Rui, pointed him to some famous fighter experience posts, so that he could take a good look at them in his spare time.

Yang Rui gained the most attribute points this night. Counting the "rogue glove" bonus, his strength reached 24 points and his agility reached 31 points, so he ran diligently in the front to explore the way.Anyway, the team channel chat can be used no matter how far away it is, and you are not afraid of not being able to hear what you are saying.

"Huh?" Yang Rui saw a group of people walking down the opposite mountain ridge, and when he looked over, that group seemed to be looking this way, "There are still players coming into the mountain so late."

"It's the Midnight Party. Anyway, there is no day or night in the game, so you can play at any time." Xiao Wenyuan said, and walked to the place where he could see the opposite mountain ridge, and then his face changed, "No, it's a humanoid monster!"

"Ah! What should I do? Are there too many?" The two girls panicked immediately, and Brother Kelong also ran forward quickly, "Damn, there are so many!"

"Huh?" Yang Rui was puzzled. His novice protection time was over now. Looking carefully, he could clearly see that the group of humanoid monsters had yellow names on their heads, but it seemed that there were only a dozen or so of them. There were dozens of them. A group of wild monsters have been brushed, as for it?

"In this way, you two, Banxia and Taozi, will go up the tree. If Banxia doesn't come to us, don't add blood. Brother Yang set up a circle of traps under their trees. You stay inside the trap and don't let monsters climb the tree." Xiao Wenyuan designated a tree. The tree let the two girls climb, and they climbed up another tree by themselves.

"Oh, good." Yang Rui's advantage is that he affirmed the expert's words, and immediately picked up a bunch of traps from Banxia.

Fortunately, the two girls were agile, and they climbed up after a bit of tossing. When Yang Rui set up the trap, the group of humanoid monsters who spotted them at the same time were less than a hundred meters away from them.

"Humanoid monsters have a long hatred distance, are resistant to ridicule, and are easy to OT. What's even more perverted is that they can avoid traps and have skill damage similar to that of players. Don't take it lightly." Xiao Wenyuan saw Yang Rui's doubts and explained to him , "This game is so pissed. The official explanation is that intelligent creatures are definitely stronger than unintelligent ones, so humanoid bosses are harder to push than monsters."

Yang Rui suddenly realized, and at the same time remembered the [-]-player team player mission he saw when he first entered the game last night; a team of players of this size faced the refueling tactics, and batch after batch of wild wolf village soldiers and warriors were killed. Many people, when fighting the boss, rely on the skills of groups of melee players to squeeze up and card the boss.

So Yang Rui was also a little nervous, and a little excited, and subconsciously made a bouncing warm-up action when he went to the ring - he had no way to fight against the wild beasts and mobs without the skills of the whiteboard number, but if he Officially known as an advanced simulation humanoid monster...