The Invincible Dad of Online Games

With Yang Rui, a coolie who is willing to take on all the "dirty and tiring work" without complaining, the two girls don't need to worry too much. The voles caught soon filled the bamboo cage given by the NPC, and they cheered to hand in Task.Yang Rui also wanted to see what it was like for other people to do normal tasks, so he followed the two girls along the path between the fields and saw a small quiet village.

Compared with Yelang Village, this small village named Tolan is much more normal. There are no fortress-like walls and vicious militias. The rural and pastoral-style farmhouses are scattered on the entire hillside, and there are many kinds of fruits and vegetables in front of and behind the houses. , there are unnamed wild flowers on both sides of the trail in the village. From a distance, the thick and light emerald greens form an interesting contrast.

There was still a short distance from the entrance of the village, and there was a large number of people crowded outside the thatched shed on the side of the road for pedestrians to rest. Yang Rui was still curious, and Qian Sang Banxia's complexion changed, and he screamed He said: "Oh, no, it's because we are late, right? Hurry up, run to see if the mission is over!"

It was only then that Yang Rui remembered that the field mouse mission NPC he helped was limited to accept, so he trotted along with the two girls.

When they got to the side of the grass shed, the three of them couldn't squeeze in. The two girls jumped their feet in anxiety. At this time, a voice came from inside, and it was an angry player who said: "Why don't you let us go in to pick up the mission? The NPC belongs to your family. ?!"

Another high-spirited voice sounded: "Stop talking nonsense! This mission is reserved by our guild, and idlers can't get close to it. Free city return tickets will be issued uniformly after passing the line. No joke!"

The players stopped doing it: "Damn, this task was obviously discovered by a casual person! Why are you booking it out? Who the hell are you!"

"That's right! If you don't shout, you will know that there is a mission here? Now it's you who book the place? Are you kidding!"

Yang Rui looked at Qianshang Banxia questioningly, and saw that the girl looked away guiltily.

...Well, Yang Rui thinks that girl players are worthy of being girl players, especially without personal love.

There were a lot of people, and the thatched hut was small. Yang Rui could see an NPC with a moustache and a robe sitting behind the two groups of pushing players, and a pile of bamboo cages piled up beside him.As long as no player goes up to talk or trigger a mission, the NPC generally treats the player as nothing. Now that a large group of people are blocking the door and making noise, the NPC is sitting very upright as if they didn't see it.

Yang Rui was tall enough to take advantage of it, took a few glances to see the situation inside, and acted as a peacemaker: "Hey, let me say, there is no need to quarrel about this matter, and there are quite a lot of cages brought by NPCs, so everyone present will pick them up." There are enough tasks, why bother?"

The guild party was not happy to hear this, and the arrogant young man jumped on the spot: "Where is the idiot saying this, why can't our people repeat it? How can there be enough cages here?"

Yang Rui patiently: "I said brother, you can't eat meat and don't give soup to others. Besides, voles are not so easy to catch. Can you still stay here for a day? Are you still playing games?"

"That's right, that's right!" The casual players thought the speaker was a good one, and made way for Yang Rui to come out; but when the guild party inside saw Yang Rui's novice outfit, they burst out laughing, "Bah, where is that?" Xiaobai is here to pretend to be garlic, go count the fleas at your house, and stop meddling in other people's business here!"

Tao Zi was not happy when she heard that her own person was sprayed, and jumped out with a huff, with a frown on her face: "Hey, can you talk? You have never been a novice Xiaobai before? Why don't you take the mission of the whole continent with such ability?" Forget about being clean, what kind of arrogance are you playing on the trumpet!"

"Uh..." Yang Rui felt that although Taozi was kind, why did this sound like a sign of weakness...

The young man squinted his eyes and looked at Taozi's apprentice knight equipment, and he was even more embarrassed: "I just look down on the rookie Xiaobai, what's wrong, bite me if you have the ability?"

When Yang Rui heard it wrong, the young man stretched his words very long and winked, and immediately became a little angry, but before he could roll up his sleeves, the righteous little partner had already stood up.

"Who, who is making a fool of yourself? This elder brother who is so mean is shuddering, will he let him live?"

The extremely loud voice made all the players look sideways, and saw a very strong and big guy pulling away the casual people who were watching the fun and coming in; this guy is really too strong, the European style chain mail in the game It can't cover his muscles at all, and his straight chest makes people miss the American heroes in the early days.

Although this is in a game and not in the real world, the young man who uttered nonsense just now was so startled by the strong man who squeezed into the crowd that his face turned pale, and he hesitated for a while before continuing to jump, "What are you doing? Who told you to come in? Do you know that this is a guild charter?!"

The brawny man looked down at the guild badge on the young man's chest, and immediately showed a particularly disdainful expression: "What kind of package is reserved, what kind of venue is reserved, and a broken mission is considered a treasure. Who am I to say, it turned out to be the trash of "Yiqi Yangge". Others said Forget about your rubbish guild, what’s the matter, you admit your own trash guild? Come here to grab a pheasant mission from the casual people, are you embarrassed? Hey, why haven’t I seen you, just joined the guild, right? Two days ago You "Yi Qi" were trampled into dogs just now, and now you are jumping up again? Are you forgetting all the pain before the scars heal?"

This brawny man not only has a loud voice, but also speaks very fast. After a gurgling, the young man's face flushed and he refused to insert his mouth. He didn't have a chance until he finished speaking. , who the hell are you? Is it your turn to pretend to be garlic?"

He is full of confidence, and beside him, a guild party has a bad face, and secretly tore off the corner of his clothes, "Brother Long, Brother Long——"

"Don't make noise! ​​I'll talk about something later!" The young man who was called Brother Jackie slapped the man's hand away, and made a gesture of raising his arms, "The brothers in our guild have heard how this guy is complaining. It doesn't matter what task he has or not, big guy, let him do it first!"

As soon as they heard that a fight was really going to happen, all the casual players huh-lah-lahed and scattered far away, leaving Yang Rui and the two sisters, as well as the strong man; the strong man was facing a guild party of seven or eight people. It's true at all, while pressing his waist and dragging out a large shield like a door panel, he continued to taunt, "What's wrong with me spraying you, can I spray you if you are rubbish? Cough? Blame me for spamming you, why don’t you review yourselves first why you spat at me? I’m immoral and IQ and I don’t allow others to say it. It’s been less than [-] days since the game was launched and you’ve done so many stupid things. It’s a matter, this is going online all day without doing anything and just concentrating on your stupid business, and I see Tian’er working overtime to sell more. Teletubbies can earn ratings by being stupid, what can you do by being stupid, every day A bunch of idiots get together, don't study how to play chrysanthemums..."

Yang Rui was shocked. He had seen many African black uncles and Italians during his years of wandering in Thailand, but he had never met someone who was so talkative and so venomous!

Brother Long was so angry that he was about to lose his mind. He drew out his weapon and slashed at the strong man. Of course, he slashed on the big shield that stood up to his height, without breaking the defense at all; Ah, he yelled at his brothers: "Don't just stand there and watch! Come up and kill this evil [beep——]!" This is the sentence that was forcibly silenced by the system.

His gang of brothers still didn't move, and one of them said in a particularly dull manner: "Forget it, Brother Long, I can't beat him, this guy is a special Ke Long Aotian."

"What did you say!" Brother Long stared angrily, and his ID was Kuang Shaolong Aotian.

"I said his ID is 'Specialized Dragon Aotian', the number one knight in the game, he won't lose blood when sprayed by the world boss, what are you fighting for?" The guild party simply squatted down, "Brother Long, ignore him , His offensive power is very rubbish, just talk about BB, and just ignore him."

Brother Long quickly opened the system information, and saw a line of words in the damage record: "You took the initiative to attack the player Zhuan Kelong Aotian, you caused 0 damage to Zhuan Kelong Aotian, and the 0 damage you caused was destroyed by the dedicated player." Kron Aotian is immune."

Seeing this ID, Brother Long's heart is half cold, there is no way, the urine of this game, it is not a fuel-efficient lamp to be able to rank; although it is impossible for players on the ladder to play dozens of players, but a so-called full game The knight with the thickest buttocks, they really can't do anything about him.

In fact, this guy hasn’t been playing games for a long time, because his family has a little money, and he found a group of people to bring some pocket money into the game, so he can get to Tolan Village so quickly; The rich second generation or something, you haven't reached that level yet, it's really hard, and he can hold his nose and hold back his breath...

Brother Long reckons that he wants to calm things down, but Boke Long Aotian doesn't think so!When the strong man saw that Brother Long was about to shrink back, he bbped again, "Oh, boy, did you just take your three-centimeter penis and smack my big shield? Why do I feel that the surface of my shield looks like Was bounced by a small flying insect? Did your father inherit the shortness of the physiological organs to you? Why did the men of your Long family shrink before they could get fat?"

Brother Long is definitely not surnamed Long, but as long as he is a man, he will not be able to maintain his rationality after being sprayed like this; I saw this guy roaring, his skills were not angry enough to slash desperately, and there was a crisp ping-pong-pong sound... …

"Hey!" The two girls couldn't take it anymore, and called Yang Rui to back away quickly, "This man is so dirty, let's stay away from him."

The coherent and chattering Deke Long Aotian actually heard it, turned his head and shouted very seriously: "Girls, this is not fair, I have nothing else, the only advantage is that I respect women, don't believe me just look at it !" Then this guy didn't need a shield to protect his face anymore, so he asked Brother Long to cut out streaks of white light with sparks on his body, and kept spitting out words such as "Fuck your dad" "Your dad's chrysanthemum was made into a chrysanthemum by me!" Sunflower", "Your grandfather was a gay celebrity", "Your family's three generations of convicts should go to jail" and other cordial greetings...

Yang Rui was shocked, the two sisters were shocked, and the crowd of casual players standing not far away watching the excitement were also shocked; Not to mention being forced to mute by the system, he is cheap enough and poisonous enough, and he really does what he advertises, never insulting women...

"...As expected of the number one knight in the game, you don't even need to use skills to taunt." A player who was closer to the three of them sighed from the bottom of his heart.

"I'm starting to sympathize with that kid from Yiqi Guild..." Another player answered.

"..." Yang Rui thought for a while, and told the two girls to step back.

Five minutes later, Brother Long was exhausted, and desperately hid behind the NPC in the shed to squat. Ke Long Aotian was still chattering at the gate, using different tricks to describe the male relatives of the eighteenth generation of Long Ge's ancestors. Greeted one by one; I wish that Brother Long, who was originally offline, would not say anything, and the guild party who was occasionally attacked by the range of the super-talking gun also turned pale.Dean Kelong Aotian continued to show off his No. 5 glory in the game for a few minutes. Seeing that Brother Long really shrank, he temporarily shut his mouth. His eyes swept over the trembling guild members, and his eyes were on one of them. Stopped, opened his mouth slowly, "Your father..."

"Brother, don't make a sound, I'm wrong, can't you?" The guild party cried immediately, and jumped out of the grass shed, "Brothers, don't blame me, this rubbish guild is really boring with scattered people grabbing tasks. I'll go first!" The player said and made an operation to quit the guild, and the guild badge on his chest disappeared in a flash.

"Wait a minute, second son, I'll go with you!" Another player followed, and the guild badge on his chest disappeared in a blink of an eye.

The casual players onlookers were startled again, they saw the guild party squatting at the door of the grass shed and stuck in the doorway of the grass shed to prevent them from taking the task, and ran away halfway, and the remaining few looked lonely and pitiful, looking at each other for a while, gray Yoyo each took a cage from the NPC, buried their heads and fled in a hurry...

After all, this is just a game. Players join the guild for the benefit of others, and they are not really selling themselves to the game guild; this is not really a big deal if a big knight blocked the door and sprayed it for half an hour. Hanged above the incredible guild.

"Accept the mission!" The guild party retreated, and the casual players cheered, smiling happily into the hut, not forgetting to thank the first knight who helped the injustice along the way; the two girls were also very happy , Followed in and handed in the task, and picked it up again by the way.

Yang Rui is really convinced by this knight brother. He has lived for 26 years. It’s not that he has never seen a strong talker, but he has never seen such a talkative one. Just as he was about to go up to talk to him, he saw that Dean Kelong Aotian had raised his head Chest, dragon and tiger walked to the side of the two girls.

"Sister, no one else has accepted the task yet, so you two can hand it in first. Is there any secret to catching voles?" The knight said in a particularly deep voice.

Obviously, the two sisters were a little apprehensive about the knight's magic skills, and Qiansang Banxia cautiously said: "That... I played blacksmith, and I caught it with a mousetrap."

"So, there is no NPC blacksmith shop nearby, so it's inconvenient to go to the town, why don't you sell me some mousetrap?"

"Okay, okay!" Qian Sang Banxia was not to mention how happy he was when he heard that others wanted something from him, "I'll see you off, if it wasn't for your help just now, we wouldn't even be able to complete the task."

"Hehe, it's just that the road is uneven." The knight smiled very deeply and steadily, "Anyone who sees it will help, it's not worth saying anything."

"..." Yang Rui could see what this guy was planning.

In just a few words, Zhuan Kelong Aotian easily washed away the frivolous impression of a strong talker, and was even invited by the two girls to do a task together. This guy's seemingly steady face is not worth mentioning. The villain was successful, but when he was invited to join the temporary team of the two girls, his face changed.

"Hehe, so there are still teammates here, oh, isn't this the brother who stood up just now?" Zhuan Kelong Aotian had a kind attitude and kind words, and turned around to greet Yang Rui with a smile, "Hello, friend , today I have the cheek to mix up tasks with you, please take care of me later."

A big knight who ranks high on the game ladder is so approachable, humble and friendly to a whiteboard trumpet. It is really touching. Others Yang Rui dare not say, anyway, the attitude of the two girls is close to him After a long time, I can't see any vigilance.

"It's easy to say, but in fact, I was also doing tasks with other people, and Tao Zi and Ban Xia took me to play." Yang Rui originally made up his mind to separate from the two girls, after all, he thought it was weird to play with the two older girls Yes; but for now, he figured he'd have to stay and watch the thing...

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In order to avoid standing on the wrong CP, let me explain in advance: CP is a mage, that is, the one with a small face in front of him.