[Interstellar] King of Food

The ugly uncle didn't listen to what he was saying at all, and when he put the first glutinous rice in his mouth, he was stunned: the rich and mellow milk taste is like a path shining with white light, and the picture of his life Connected together, there are pictures of deja vu in front of my eyes: excitedly running for free plastic surgery, shock when I saw my own face, disgusted eyes from my parents, madly putting a bomb into my body...

Li Haoxuan felt that the uncle behind him was stunned after eating.

'Could it be that he hates the smell of coconut?Or am I not doing it to his liking? ' Li Haoxuan was thinking wildly.

Then he felt the knife he had been clinging to leave his neck.

The ugly uncle suddenly burst into tears, and said while crying: "When I was 20 years old, I once took a spaceship to draw something new. I bought an entertainment ticket. I was lucky enough to win until the end. I filled out another form and got a ticket." 300 million bonus."

"That's a good thing," interrupted the onlookers on the ship.

"...No, this is the beginning of my life's nightmare. My parents eloped together. After my mother found out that she was pregnant, she didn't go to the hospital for genetic optimization because she was afraid that her family would find her whereabouts when she registered at the hospital. I am an ugly monster, and my biggest dream is to make myself more beautiful. I like games, because only in games, I don’t have to face other people’s disgusting eyes. After getting that bonus, I have spare money , I went to a plastic surgery hospital recommended by a relative. The hospital looked irregular, but the cost was lower. After the surgery, I cooperated with them to publicize and even exempted all the plastic surgery costs. But after the surgery, I I found that my face was completely ruined. I am 43 years old this year. I have used the bonuses for 23 years for plastic surgery, but my face is still not the same. I am completely desperate and intend to commit suicide. I want to attract a car to me Burial..."

The ugly uncle wiped his face: "But after eating that ball of glutinous rice, I suddenly realized that my life is still very long, and I haven't eaten so many delicious foods, how can I die like this?! I will Go surrender, I am very sorry for what I did, please deal with the wound quickly. Thank you, little brother, thank you for telling me that there are still beautiful things in life.”

Li Haoxuan who was in anger: (⊙⊙)?But I didn't do anything!

Interstellar Patrol Officer Xiao Zhou kicked open the hatch: "Don't move! We received a call from the masses saying..."

Seeing the crying prisoner, Xiao Zhou was stunned. After he figured out the cause, process, and result of the incident, he was speechless: "It's the first time I've seen a prisoner die at the crime scene after eating a piece of glutinous rice." Surrendered. '

The matter was resolved satisfactorily, and Li Haoxuan felt that the patrolman looked at him strangely before leaving, as if a gorilla appeared in the crowd, bah bah bah, it should be a crane inside the chicken.Anyway, it was a bit unlucky to encounter such a fact on the spaceship, Li Haoxuan felt that he should take a bath with grapefruit leaves to drive away evil spirits.

After recording the transcript, Mu Mu moved the salute to the luggage storage area above Li Haoxuan's seat, sat down on the seat next to Li Haoxuan himself, and said seriously: "I'm closer to you, and if anything happens, I can immediately protect you. You, you really scared me just now, I thought you would be killed by that lunatic."

"Thank you." Li Haoxuan felt warm in his heart, and comforted him: "I'm fine now, but I was really unlucky just now. This incident is also my fault. I should carefully observe the situation around me. People with faces should be vigilant. No matter what, the matter has finally been resolved satisfactorily, and I hope Uncle Ugly can truly realize his mistakes and learn to respect the lives of others."

"Ah, that's right!" Li Haoxuan sat up from his seat and looked around.

"What are you looking at?" Mu Mu, who was still in shock, asked in a low voice, "Does that person have any accomplices?"

"It's nothing, I just want to thank a person who also wanted to help me just now." Li Haoxuan withdrew his gaze in disappointment. He originally wanted to thank the man with a very ordinary face. After all, there are so many people on the spaceship. faint.But I don't know when he ran away as quietly as when he came. Only the disappearing box of glutinous rice and a piece of ointment that suddenly appeared on his seat proved that the person existed.

Li Haoxuan carefully looked at how to use the ointment, unscrewed the cap and wiped it on his neck, the stinging pain disappeared in an instant, leaving only a faint minty fragrance.

'The next time you meet him, you must invite him to dinner and thank him well. 'Li Haoxuan made up his mind.

"By the way," he looked at the only two boxes of glutinous rice in his hand, and took out one box and handed it to Mu Mu: "If you don't mind, try my craft."

Mu Mu put a piece of glutinous rice into his mouth, squinted his eyes enjoying it, and after eating it, he relished the long and rich milk fragrance for a while, and then asked: "Thank you, it's really delicious, it's yours Did Master teach you how to cook?"

"No, it's my grandpa. My cooking skills are all taught by my grandpa. My grandpa doesn't allow me to call him master. He feels that he hasn't accepted his apprentices and taught them how to be a chef. I think he is He is stubborn beyond ordinary people in many things, and of course I have learned a lot from him and benefited a lot." Li Haoxuan shook his head and said.

"Oh, I thought you didn't... Then can I visit him? I think he must be a very powerful person." Mumu asked with a look of disappointment.

"He... has passed away." Li Haoxuan's voice sank and he lowered his head.

"Sorry, I accidentally mentioned your sadness." Mu Mu apologized seriously, then rolled his eyes, not knowing what he was thinking about.

"...it's nothing." Li Haoxuan stretched his waist, and became lively in an instant: "The dead cannot be brought back to life. The best memorial to the dead is that the living are happy every day. I think so!"

"You're right. Speaking of which, that uncle has done a good deed." Mu Mu pushed his glasses, and changed the subject while eating.

"Ah, isn't that mean?! He almost killed me, but you said he did a good thing!" Li Haoxuan roared.

"At least now we all know what the first prize is, don't we?" Mu Mu spread out his hands, wiped the shredded coconut on his mouth, and continued: "But he is also unlucky enough. After the continuous development of technology, plastic surgery The average failure rate has dropped to [-]/[-]. I didn't expect him to catch up. Maybe the hospital recommended to him by his relatives is not a good hospital. Informal plastic surgery agency."

"If plastic surgery fails, you can complain to the plastic surgery hospital, right? After all, a hospital's failed surgery will ruin other people's lives." Li Haoxuan said affirmatively.

"How is it possible?! The hospital will ask you to sign an agreement before the operation. It says in black and white that there is a certain probability of failure, but that probability is too small. It is almost impossible for the operation to fail, so it is often called Neglect, many people signed without even looking at it, and they can only consider themselves unlucky if they fail." Mu Mu sighed.

Li Haoxuan praised: "Mu Mu, you are really amazing, I always feel that there is nothing in the world that you don't know."

Mu Mu shook his head: "It's not like that, it's just that my little uncle does this, so he understands a little bit." He said thoughtfully: "Actually, I don't think you should go for plastic surgery anyway, unless it is This is a special case of facial damage caused by burns or other things. No matter what it looks like, it is destined from the moment of birth, as long as you accept it, everyone is unique and has his (her) ) of its own natural beauty.”

Li Haoxuan frowned and retorted: "I don't agree with this statement. It's human nature to love beauty, and using money to make yourself as beautiful as possible is not the embodiment of people's pursuit of beauty? As long as you think about it in advance, Choose a regular plastic surgery hospital, confirm that you can accept anti-inflammatory, swelling and anti-allergic drugs after plastic surgery, and be responsible for yourself. Then plastic surgery or not is a personal choice at all, just like some people like three meals a day, some people of people who never eat lunch, we cannot say which of the two is wrong."

"You're right." Mu Mu nodded, "Think about it carefully, it's true."

While chatting with Mu Mu, Li Haoxuan felt the person behind him poke his shoulder, and when Li Haoxuan turned his head, what he saw was a lot of longing eyes:

"Well, can I have a taste of the glutinous rice you made?"

"I want to eat too, boy give me one."

"And me! Handsome guy, give me one too, just throw it over."

"There are still leftovers, it's so good, I really want to eat it too!!! Can you give me one?"

Some people made a video of this incident and posted it on the Internet. After the video was released, the click-through rate began to increase rapidly, and finally became the hot search list: "Video: How the magical little handsome guy impresses criminals with delicious food".

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

"The technical nerd has completed the appraisal, and the video shows no signs of synthesis. It is preliminarily judged to be a real event."

"No, no, no, I don't believe it, how delicious glutinous rice would be to make such a vicious criminal cry in the next second!"

"Does anyone know the contact number of the boy in the video? I am the director Xing Xing. This boy's appearance and temperament are very suitable for a TV series about youth love stories I am going to shoot. If you are interested, you can call me Call or send an email, and I hope someone who knows the boy can help to let me know."