[Interstellar] King of Food

"I also bought entertainment tickets, but I don't intend to play games. I just heard that people who bought entertainment tickets can eat a small dessert made of cream on the spaceship for free. Do you want to eat it?" Mu Mu asked with a calm expression. road.

"Okay, thank you..." Li Haoxuan slumped on the seat as limp as a piece of noodles, and said weakly, "...it feels like my soul is about to fly out of my mouth..."

After eating the delicious soft and milky dessert brought by Mu Mu, Li Haoxuan finally regained some strength, and sat on the seat with his eyes closed, planning to sleep and calm down.

Li Haoxuan, who was patted on the arm, opened his eyes, and saw a flight attendant in clean white overalls holding a big box and reading a small card to Li Haoxuan: "Hello, welcome to the auspicious spaceship, the game you just played The score is unqualified, the ranking is... sorry, your score is 0, there is no ranking, this is your consolation prize. After understanding, you seem to have had big mood swings in the game. If you are physically If you have any discomfort, please let us know immediately, and we will arrange a doctor for you as soon as possible. If you have any comments or suggestions about the game, you can log on to our website and speak freely, thank you very much.”

"Oh, okay." Li Haoxuan, who was flushed with shame as a man but afraid of heights, opened the box without thinking too much.

"Cough, cough, cough..." He choked on his own saliva, and turned red from head to toe, as if he was about to explode in the next second.

Why are there still inflatable dolls in the interstellar era? !Of course, this is not the point, the point is why not dress the doll? !Are manufacturers so poor? !

"Oh, this is the latest model of inflatable doll. The material is very special. It is made of a kind of rubber with a very rare annual output. The doll produced has reached a 9999% degree of simulation. It is the favorite of interstellar nerds. You It’s really good luck.” Mu Mu pushed his glasses and said with a smile, “But you are gay, you probably don’t need this kind of thing, why don’t you give it to me.”

Li Haoxuan, who had been in a state of shock, didn't hear what he said before, but only heard the words "Give it to me", and quickly threw the hot potato in his hand to him: "Give it to you, take it away!" He Some want to cry without tears, deeply feel that his innocence is gone, I don’t know if it’s an illusion, he feels like someone behind him is staring at him coldly Set a bad example in the hearts of those little guys!

'An old man like me really can't accept such a new thing, next time I'd better buy a regular ticket obediently. 'Maybe the blow was too big, but Li Haoxuan quickly calmed down and wiped off his cold sweat.

"By the way." Li Haoxuan asked curiously: "My... is a consolation prize, what kind of reward will the first prize be? It must be much better than this kind of thing, right?"

"I don't know about that." Putting the big box on the storage place above his head, Mu Mu shook his head: "It is said that if you want the first prize, you must first fill out a questionnaire about your current situation, and finally write Provide your real home address, citizen ID number, etc. Nowadays, people pay so much attention to their privacy, and the masters who can play to the end generally have a good family background, so even if the reward is good, the staff will guarantee not to leak this information Going out, no one will fill it out just because they want a prize, and no one knows what the first prize is until now."

Sitting around Li Haoxuan was a person who had been covering his face with a newspaper. His fingers trembled, and the whole newspaper made a "cracking" sound, which became louder and louder.This generalized spasm can resemble a seizure and can be life-threatening if you don't seek immediate medical attention.

Li Haoxuan noticed it, leaned over and asked nervously: "Hey, are you okay, are you feeling unwell, do you want to call a doctor? Did you bring any special medicine?"

At this moment, an accident happened.

The man threw away the newspaper, took off a thin flesh-colored mask, and revealed a truly horrific face. Taking advantage of the moment Li Haoxuan was frightened, he pulled out a sizzling light knife from his mechanical arm, It lay across Li Haoxuan's neck, maybe because of Li Haoxuan's caring words just now, the light knife stopped on the way of touching Li Haoxuan's neck.

The whole cabin suddenly fell silent. Everyone carefully observed the development of the matter, and at the same time expressed their opinions in a low voice:

"What's the matter, kidnapping?"

"I don't know, maybe it's because of something disfigured, to retaliate against the society or something."

"Could it be that he has some kind of terminal illness, and before he dies, he has to drag someone on his back, or be buried with him? It is said that many people with extreme personalities think that only in this way can the soul rest in peace."

The development of science and technology is getting faster and faster, the communication between people is getting less and less, and the indifference between each other has become more and more, which means "everyone cleans the door for himself, and don't care about the frost on others". So everyone just watched the development of things indifferently.

Li Haoxuan tried his best to raise his head, so as not to let the knife touch his neck, he tried his best to calm down and think about the way to get out.

Mu Mu lost his usual calm expression, and said anxiously: "(#`O') Don't do this, kidnapping others is against the law, think about your family and friends, do you have the heart to let them shed tears for you? "

"Shut up," the man said viciously, pressing the knife tighter.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Mu Mu pulled his backpack to take out his mobile phone to call the police, but at this moment in the cabin, a needle could be heard quietly, and everyone could hear the sound of the zipper being unzipped.

The uncle became more and more excited, waving a knife and said: "Don't call the police, or I will kill him!"

Mu Mu quickly let go of the bag in his hand, not daring to provoke this person any more, he bit his lip and thought of a solution.

Li Haoxuan felt a stabbing pain on his neck, and the warm liquid trickled down, probably the skin was cut by a knife.

I remember someone said that excitement would speed up blood flow, Li Haoxuan tried his best to calm down his mood, and silently recited "Calm down, calm down, calm down, you can find a way to save yourself".

The killer who I met at the beginning stood up and said: "You have a grudge against the man in your hand. You can kill or cut it as you like. We are innocent. I have to go to the bathroom. You move out of the aisle. Let me go." As he spoke, he unconsciously showed an expression that he couldn't bear to look directly at: "You really pollute the air, are you born with this appearance? But hasn't the government already promoted genetic screening? Have you optimized the system? You can still look like this, really..."

Shamat was covered by a gray-haired old man who stood up suddenly behind him, and persuaded him in a low voice: "My child, you can stop talking and stop irritating him. You are trying to kill that young man." ah!"

The uncle's mood became more and more unstable, and Li Haoxuan could feel the heat from him spraying on his neck. He was not feeling well, and his mind was in a mess. in mind.

The ugly uncle suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed loudly. He pulled off his clothes, revealing his uneven body. He didn't know what switch he touched, and his body began to tick.There was a sound of gasping around, and the whole cabin became noisy, and some people even fainted in their seats due to excessive fright.

The ugly uncle said triumphantly: "How is it? This is a body bomb that took me a month to complete. When I die, a carload of you will be buried with me! So what if you look good, why don't you want to be with me?" I'll die together! I won't be lonely on Huangquan Road, hahahahaha..."

Li Haoxuan shook his head slightly, and out of the corner of his eye, he saw the man with an ordinary face in the back row of the spaceship who was helping him avoid the crowd, walking over lightly, as if he was going to knock the ugly uncle out.

In order to divert the ugly uncle's attention, Li Haoxuan racked his brains to think about the topic: "...I heard your stomach growling, by the way, uncle, before I got in the car, I made some glutinous rice, with bean paste and cream fillings , purple potato stuffing, do you want to try it?"

The ugly uncle thought disdainfully: "When I was rich, what didn't I eat?"How rare is glutinous rice? '

But he suddenly felt hungry all of a sudden, as if he hadn't eaten for three days and three nights, but there was a seductive aroma coming from the boy who was kidnapped by him.

He swallowed and shouted, "Why is it so fragrant? What are you hiding on your body?!"

Li Haoxuan was a little stunned. Avoiding the knife, he took out a box of glutinous rice from his newly customized embroidered backpack, opened the lid, and thought to himself: "Because I am afraid that the smell will affect other people, I obviously use a material box that blocks the smell." Pretending, why would he smell it? '

The man with an ordinary face saw that things had turned around again, and stopped to observe quietly, but his body was tense, as if he was about to pounce on him when he saw something was wrong.Li Haoxuan blinked at him and waved his hands slightly, meaning to tell him to leave quickly.He also heard the "bomb" that the ugly uncle said just now, and that person rushed up just to die, why bother?We just met by chance, there is no need to sacrifice your precious life for strangers.

Everyone in the cabin swallowed at the same time when they smelled the fragrance and saw the balls of snow-white glutinous rice.

When encountering something he likes, Li Haoxuan forgot the fear of being held hostage by a knife, and began to talk eloquently: "It tastes soft, QQ, and tastes very good. There is a lot of fresh milk in it, and I put it on top. It is also wrapped in a layer of shredded coconut. It tastes milky and also has the fragrance of coconut. I think cold glutinous rice is better than hot, but it depends on everyone's preference. I I also want to make a few with some mango in it, but I’ve been too busy these days, so I didn’t remember it until I made it. I wanted my brother to try it, but he didn’t know what he was busy with recently, so he didn’t eat it in the end... ..."