My villain's vest can't cover it [Rebirth]

"what!?"

A scream came from the residence of Immortal Fulin——

"You want me to seduce Yu Liuyin?!"

Crackling ears, Yan Bujing felt that the sky was about to fall, the corners of his mouth twitched and his eyes were burning, he gritted his teeth and said, "Prince Fulin, this is the best advice you can give me?"

Immortal Fulin smiled and hooked his fingers at Yan Bujing.

"Slow down, come here. Didn't I tell you last time that Qiongze Shangxian is a broken sleeve? It's been 300 years since his girlfriend dumped him. Shangxian is also a man through and through. I have endured loneliness and emptiness for so many years, should I have someone to accompany me? Besides, I don't really want you to use your body..." Immortal Fulin looked down from Yan Bujing's neckline, "Go and seduce him. Just Make you thicker. Do you know what I said to Yuelao when he was drunk? The true meaning of chasing people: thick, face, skin!"

Yan Bujing covered his neckline, and pushed Xianjun Fulin's head away with extreme disgust while shaking off goosebumps: "Impossible! Immortal, to tell you the truth, I have never known about the little demon since I was born in the six realms." How do you write the word "chasing people", I can't do it if I ask a teacher to chase people!"

He refused flatly and resolutely, bowed politely and was about to leave.

Immortal Fulin stopped smiling and said suddenly: "You don't want to worship No. 1 in heaven and earth as your teacher?"

Yan Bujing paused.

"You know that you belong to the water element, but you are so resistant to it because I told you to do something out of bounds with Shangxian. What will you do in the future? Do you know how many things you will say and do against your will in this Nine Heavens? If you If you just follow your own temperament, you will suffer in the future."

Clenching his fists tightly, Yan Bujing sneered and replied: "Prince Immortal, these little monsters still know a little bit, but in the eyes of the little monsters, strength is the absolute right to speak."

He turned his head, hooked the corners of his mouth, his words were light but his meaning was serious, he said flatly: "If it doesn't make sense, then I'll call him."

Just as he was about to leave, Fulin scolded angrily from behind: "You little demon who doesn't listen to advice! One day you will come here crying and begging me to help you!!!"

"Tch, who wants to go back and find you, and wants me to be cheeky and put Yuliuyin on..." Yan Bujing felt chills down his spine just thinking about it.Yuliuyin is so difficult to deal with, no one has the right to speak, but he has.He understands the meaning of Immortal Fulin, which is to use the metaphor of human love, which means to get him closer to Yu Liuyin, to appear in front of him often, to show weakness and act coquettishly from time to time, regardless of Yu Liuyin's face. Don't be scared away no matter how ugly he looks, he won't really do anything to himself.Be thick-skinned and pester him to accept him as a disciple.

"Tsk tsk", Yan Bujing shook his head, because Immortal Fulin dared to say this because he had never tasted Yu Liuyin's second-changing ice carving eyes.That guy can freeze the other person into a sculpture in the white snow with just one look, so he won't be boring himself and send it up for him to stare at.

"Young master, please stay."

Suddenly a clear and clear sound resounded, Yan Bujing turned his head, and saw a handsome young man in a green shirt with a seven-stringed guqin on his back.With a gentle smile on his face, he walked towards Yan Bujing.

Yan Bujing was overjoyed: "It's you? Langlanglang..."

The young man in green shirt pursed his lips and smiled: "I have Qin Lang next to me."

"Ah yes! Rich Lang!" Yan Bujing clapped his hands: "Why are you here?"

"That's exactly what I want to ask you, my lord." You Qinlang looked Yan Bujing up and down, and said, "If I remember well, the last time I saw you, my lord, was in the Demon Realm, and I said that I pretended to be a woman to make a living. ? Why..."

"Oh!" Yan Bujing's black eyes were as bright as stars, and his mind was spinning eighteen times. He quickly thought of a countermeasure and showed him a big smile: "The last time I sneaked down to catch up with the excitement of the Lantern Festival. You don’t know me well, so of course it’s hard to tell you the truth. In fact, I’m a flower in the Nine Heavens... a little fairy under the seat of Immortal King Fulin.”

You Qinlang's eyes brightened slightly, and he said, "We were not familiar that time? Does that mean we are familiar with each other this time?"

"Huh? Haha, yes, yes, very familiar, extremely familiar!" Yan Bujing has a lot of questions to ask him. After being drunk last time, he couldn't remember how he came back and did some more. What, what if he takes advantage of the alcohol and throws himself out?

Thinking of this made her feel anxious, Yan Bujing dragged You Qinlang to a cloud-shrouded fairy pond in the Jiuchongtian, and waved to him: "Come here."

Seeing him looking left and right, with a hesitant expression on his face, Qin Lang asked, "Young master, what do you want to ask?"

Yan Bujing laughed a few times, and the two brothers seemed to hold his shoulders: "Sit, sit, don't stand, don't treat yourself as an outsider, I am called Bujing, and you will call me Bujing or Ajing in the future." OK."

You Qinlang smiled: "No competition?"

Yan Bujing nodded.

"Then I'll call you A Jing." You Qinlang said.

"Okay." It doesn't matter what the name is, what Yan Bujing is anxious about is the question to be asked next.

"That and that." He looked around and asked first: "You didn't tell others about meeting me in the Demon Realm that night, did you? Did you also say that I was actually a man?"

"Who does 'others' refer to?"

"Just, the friend you were waiting for that night."

You Qinlang said: "No."

However, did he see it with his own eyes?

"That's good, that's good." Yan Bujing lowered his voice again, and said, "That night, do you remember that there was someone on the bridge?"

"kindness."

"I got drunk later, and I remember that in a daze, I seemed to say bad things about that so-and-so, who is admired by thousands of people, the No. 1 invincible handsome in the universe, the most powerful, domineering, most..." Immortal Qiongze? He three seven 21, blow him first and then say.

You Qinlang suppressed a smile and said "En".

"said."

With a click, Yan Bujing thought it was over.

You Qinlang said again: "I also said a lot."

Yan Bujing: "..."

Damn, if Yu Liuyin hears this, how can he learn from his teacher!

No matter how thick-skinned it is!

With a bitter face, he said: "I said something... what?"

You Qinlang: "Tell me, Yuliuyin is the number one bastard in the world. He looks like a dog and has a rotten personality."

Yan Bujing: "..."

You Qinlang: "You said, Yu Liuyin never knew how to be sympathetic to flowers and jade, beating people is especially painful, spanking is the most painful, and he also said that his flute sounds like ghosts crying and wolves howling, listening to it once can make you have nightmares all night. "

Yan Bujing: "..."

You Qinlang: "Tell me, people who look indifferent are actually the most coquettish. Yu Liuyin is a typical example. He is a gentleman before others, and a prodigal son after others."

Yan Bujing didn't know what expression to use to meet his nonsense.Is he talking nonsense when he drinks too much?No, how could he know what the Empress Yuliuyin looked like?Everyone knows how precious his precious jade flute is, and it's too late to hold it, so how could he blow it to him?

It turned out that not only was there a problem with his words when he was drunk, he also had hysteria...

Youqin Lang couldn't help smiling, his warm eyes were bent, and he said, "You said something else, do you want to listen?"

Yan Bujing trembled.How much did he say...

"You say, I, I listen."

You Qinlang said: "You also said that Yuliuyin is actually not good. But you can do it. You have to take him from the sky to the ground. He screams all day long and cannot get up for three days and three nights."

What what! ?Yan Bujing's eyes widened, and he pointed at himself: "Me, me, me???" He couldn't close his mouth when he opened it.

Ben, my palace lord's bold words are still the same as before...

"Did I say that again?!"

Yan Bujing is going crazy, the previous words are just because he has long disliked Yuliuyin, but what happened to the last sentence, could it be that he subconsciously wants to win him not only on the battlefield, but also in bed?

"My desire to win is so strong?" Yan Bujing suddenly admired himself a little. Sure enough, the master of the palace who does not return is very human, and people who think about Japan are not ordinary...

Yan Bujing almost buried her head in her knees.

He sat by the pool, raised his head, and looked at Youqinlang pitifully: "Langlang, promise me, God knows that you know me, okay?"

You Qinlang trembled from the shouting, and replied with difficulty: "Okay."

Yan Bujing regained his soul body like a wandering spirit, and drifted back to the lotus pond.

All the way, I was thinking about the possibility of my success as a teacher.

There is no impenetrable wall in the world, there were so many people in the Demon Realm that night!There are so many people watching the play!Although he didn't remember what he said, he firmly remembered the decibels of his words, and the look in the eyes of the man on the bridge that was comparable to the glacier of the century.

……

and many more?

Yan Bujing was shocked.

Yuliuyin fanatics are so angry, if Yuliuyin himself heard it...?

can not imagine……

Otherwise, the first to strike first?Wrap Yuliuyin to death before he hears the rumors?

Immortal Fulin's method turned back and forth in Yan Bujing's mind.

To say that the advantage of the soul body is that he can go where he wants to go in a single thought, but after all, the disadvantages outweigh the advantages. It is really inconvenient for him not to be able to cultivate a physical body that can truly escape from the lotus.

In short, he has no second choice now, he must worship Yu Liuyin as his teacher, and he must practice water spells to the extreme.

In his previous life, he was fire, and Yu Liuyin was water.

Fire and water are incompatible, and everyone knows it.

Yan Bujing is the lord of the Palace of Non-return, and the treasure of the palace is his magic tool - Fenchen.

The three thousand karmic fires in Fenchen are connected to him, and he is the only one to command them. After being reborn in this life, Yan Bujing found that he couldn't summon even a single trace of the three thousand karmic fires.I don't know where he made a mistake when he was reborn. If you want to say that the three thousand karmic fires coexist with his soul, it doesn't matter where he is reborn. This really makes him puzzled.

Moreover, it is a troublesome thing for Fen Chen to wander in the world. There are not a few people who missed him in the previous life. I don't know how many people want to have three thousand karma fires.

They couldn't get Yan Bujing, so they tried their best to steal Fenchen.

"No, I have to find Fen Chen as soon as possible." Yan Bujing thought carefully in the lotus, lost in thought, and didn't know anything about what happened around him.

"On the first day of rebirth, I used my soul perception to detect Fenchen, but there was no trace. Who sealed it?" Only this explanation, being sealed and trapped in a place where it cannot communicate with the outside world, is the biggest one. possibility.

"It would be fine if it was collected by the righteous, if not..." Yan Bujing frowned, that would be bad.

After all, it is only because he is too weak at this time, and he has more energy than energy, and there are many things he wants to do but there is no way to do them.

Lying in the lotus, Yan Bujing looked at the stars in the sky, and stretched out his hand to grab them.

"I won't let Fen Chen fall into anyone's hands. No one can take my things."

Just as he was thinking, suddenly there was a turbulent tremor around him.

Even Yan Bujing's soul body was shaken and rolled from left to right and then from right to left.

"What's the situation!" This is the first time in 18 years.

He desperately grasped the lotus petals, but there was nothing there, and he couldn't grasp anything.

The mist in the lotus pond rose extremely fast, and the field of vision was covered by a vast expanse of whiteness, and Yan Bujing couldn't see anything.

But the lotus body was still swaying violently, and the amplitude was getting bigger and bigger. He rolled around like a leaf in the wind.

The outside world is obviously quiet, but the lotus is so shaken, Yan Bujing suddenly realizes, what the hell, this lotus body is just to throw him out!

He yelled desperately: "If you shake it again, believe it or not, this palace master will uproot you when he goes out, wrap bacon in lotus leaves, and send lotus flowers to the old bustard!!"

It's okay not to say, but when it is said that the lotus is crazy, the shaking is even more terrifying.

Yan Bujing finally couldn't take it anymore and was thrown out of the lotus.

He cursed: "Damn!!!"

I haven't had time to get dressed yet! ! !

There was only a "plop", and he was naked.fruit.The body fell into a mess, and he climbed up from the spring water miserably, his black hair clinging to his body, showing his perfect curves to his heart's content.

This place is near the edge of the lotus pond, the water is not deep, Yan Bujing just reached his thighs when he stood up.

He gritted his teeth and stared at the broken lotus, wiped the water stains on his face, and said bitterly: "Now you don't want to shake it anymore, why did you go crazy at night, you insisted on shaking me out, what's there to see outside... ..." Yan Bujing wiped the water off his face while cursing, the night wind blew his body chilly.

Suddenly, a cold and indifferent voice sounded behind him.

He was petrified.

"Who are you, and why are you here at Yangui Mountain?"

Yan Bujing: ...

It’s over.

This sound was as indifferent as a distant mountain, like the sound flowing from an empty valley, Yan Bujing was shocked when he heard it.He was in a daze, almost thinking that he was still alive in the previous life.

This voice was all too familiar, Yan Bujing could never forget the voice of the person who had fought with him all his life.

——It's Yuliuyin.

I haven't heard it for many years, but this human voice seems to be colder and less emotional.

However, there is only a moment of sentimentality, and only a moment of nostalgia.Life and death are up to fate, and now he is no longer the Mistress of the Palace of No Return, but a little demon by the lotus pond.

Yan Bujing hadn't forgotten that at this very moment, he was not only a lotus flower essence whose spiritual power was so weak that he could be left behind by Yu Liuyin for an instant, but he didn't even have any clothes on!

Red, body, fruit, body!

He had to face the reality - this broken pond is actually Yuliuyin's domain?What's wrong with his rebirth, but he was reborn in front of his deadly enemy? !

"Turn around."

The emotionless tone came again, and Yan Bujing shivered.

He stiffened and turned around slowly.His eyes flashed brightly, and the corners of his lips curled up.

Do you think I'm stupid!He thought, don't say I don't have any clothes on, if you see this face, how can I mess around, and expect to call you as my teacher and hug your thigh.

With the people behind him close at hand, Yan Bujing lowered his head slightly, deliberately slipped his foot when turning around, and fell forward with an ouch.The water splashed everywhere, and he quickly picked a lotus leaf to cover his face, but, by coincidence, he fell into a hard embrace.

The touch is tender and cold, the two bodies are slippery, Yan Bujing is hugging him like a koala, his whole body clings to each other without any gaps, and they touch together unexpectedly somewhere, Yan Bujing hides in the lotus leaf His eyes suddenly widened.

shit.

over...egg...

The author has something to say:

Yan Bujing: I didn’t hug it on purpose, hum

Do you know that Master Shangxian had been in the shadow of taking a bath for several years, always felt that someone was peeping in the bath, so he soaked in a fig cloth made of brocade, and then!Never once was Yan Bujing stripped naked. OvO

Every day, I sincerely seek to make a harvest (that is, the column collection) and bow~