My villain's vest can't cover it [Rebirth]

Yan Bujing had a splitting headache, as if someone had hit him with a hammer, the same kind of hammer.

He struggled to sit up, and suddenly felt a pain in his body.Not at all.hang……

The last time this happened was...

He immediately opened his eyes and looked around.

really.

A vast expanse of whiteness, raised his hand and waved away the mist, and the scene in front of him unfolded in his eyes.In the place where the spring water reminds me, the lotus leaves are spread out, and the pink lotus flowers are floating on the water surface, swaying lightly.And Yan Bujing was in a lotus at this time.

He hit the wall angrily.

"Why the hell am I back on Nine Heavens again!"

He was trapped in this broken lotus again!

What happened, why did he return to Jiuchongtian after drinking a meal.

Yan Bujing looked around, his feet fluttering wildly on the water, but if others saw it, they probably thought that the lotus flower was blown to and fro by the wind.

He has stayed in this lotus pond for 18 years, and only knows that there are some courtyards not far away, but there has been no voice in 18 years, and it must be an abandoned courtyard.

The lotus pond, too, has never been taken care of.

It was so boring.

Fortunately, the water in this pool is warm and hot, and the aura is extremely abundant, which brought a lot of benefits to Yan Bujing who had never practiced the water system, and this allowed him to cultivate a human body in all kinds of loneliness.

He really didn't expect that he was caught in the lotus after he had just gone to the Demon Realm.

How can this be good, is it possible that he is really going to be trapped in this Nine Heavens for the rest of his life?

Yan Bujing thought about it.

"Could it be that the spiritual power of this body is too low, and you have to enter the lotus flower to absorb the spiritual energy on time to maintain your human form?" The more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was possible. While holding his breath, his spiritual power circulated for a week, and he discovered the spiritual energy in the lotus flower It really drilled into his body continuously.

have to.

What does this mean? It means that he is really trapped in the Nine Heavens and the Lotus Pond, unable to get out!

Fen Chen and Fen Chen didn't find it, the Demon Lord didn't see it, the Demon Domain and Demon Domain didn't finish his sneaking, and he didn't even have time to let him pick up a few gourds to bring back.

Yan Bujing is so angry!

After Huaxin even rolled several times, she got up angrily.

His black hair had long since fallen apart, and he had nothing on his body, not even the ridiculous demon clothes.It seems that he is automatically turned into a lotus in a spirit body, so he didn't bring anything.

I don't know if the old man in the blue shirt will be scared to pee his pants by his sudden disappearance.

Thinking of the young man in green shirt, Yan Bujing unconsciously recalled the snow-white man on the bridge that night.

"Who is he?" Yan Bujing bumped his head, but couldn't remember anything.He frowned, always feeling that something was wrong.

He obviously didn't see that person's face clearly, but there was always a familiar aura lingering, as if he had looked at each other like that a long time ago.

I don't know who told whom.

"You are so beautiful, I'm so happy, can you go back with me?"

Then it seemed like the whole bridge collapsed, and then there was no more.Can not remember.

Headache.

It hurts.

What a mess, Yan Bujing didn't bother to think about it.

Suddenly, the lotus pond, which had been empty for 800 years - came the sound of voices!

Yan Bujing was startled, and shrank quickly, only to realize that he was still in the lotus, and he didn't have to worry about being seen by others.

He vaguely heard the voice coming from the pavilion not far away.

"Strange, why are there still people living there? There has been no sound for 18 years. Aren't these houses abandoned? Or who was thrown into limbo?"

Curious, he stretched his head to look, but he couldn't see anything.

Yan Bujing himself is a restless master, but these 18 years have killed him, and he is about to have a problem.After finally looking forward to someone living in, he was excited like something.

Listen carefully, as if two men are talking.

I can't hear exactly what we talked about, but what is certain is that there are people, people, and living in this place where no shit and no eggs are laid!

Yan Bujing hurriedly sat down cross-legged and sucked in his spiritual power, thinking that the sooner he could recover his body, the better.

Fortunately, it took him less than a day to transform into a human form this time.

At night, the moon was bright and the stars were thin, so he hid in the lotus pond.Ups and downs, ready to go to those few pavilions to see who lives in this deserted place.

But before he could swim out, he heard footsteps.

Yan Bujing quickly retreated into the water and hid far away.

Who, what are you doing here at night?

He squeezed in the place with the most lotus leaves, and the lotus flowers were layered on top of each other, and he didn't dare to breathe through the gaps.His sight was blocked by the lotus, and he didn't dare to move, so he could only listen with his ears.

Until the people got closer and closer, the sound stopped for a while when they reached the edge of the pool, followed by the sound of undressing.Yan Bujing's ears turned red, and she couldn't help thinking: If it's a fairy from some family, if I saw her jade body, wouldn't I have to marry her?

Curious and itchy, he quietly took a small step forward.

Coincidentally, when he moved, the other party also just entered the water, and the sound of splashing water was very itchy.

On the one hand, Yan Bujing is Amitabha, and on the other hand, he is dignified to find reasons for himself: I am a demon!It's still a devil, seeing what some people are afraid of when they take a bath, I have done even more wicked things, don't panic, don't panic.

Yan Bujing, who gave himself a psychological hint, clenched his lower lip, used all his strength to lift the first layer of lotus with the slowest and most careful movements, and took a small step forward, for fear of splashing some water He made a sound, and quickly moved to the second floor while the iron was hot, his body was as soft as a snake in water, and there was no sound at all.

After finally running a few meters forward, he could only look at the back of the white flowers at the other end from a distance.

The details are still not clear, Yan Bujing's eyes are wide open, his black hair is soft and fluffy in the water, he is looking hard here, but he forgot one important thing - he is not wearing clothes either!

Move a few steps forward, and when he sees it clearly, he really wants to whistle from the bottom of his heart—the full moon hangs high, the water ripples slightly because of the man's movements, between the lotus and the green leaves, the line of the back, The waist is thin but not weak, and the buttocks that are half-hidden and half-hidden in the water can imagine a beautiful arc.What Yan Bujing watched is called a fragrance!

There is a saying that people are doing it, and the sky is watching.

Yan Bujing just took a look at the back, and before he had time to utter compliments such as his skin like fat, his hair like black ink, his beautiful figure, and so on, he slid into the water with a sound of "Damn it".

Then there was a "crash".

"Who!" A deep and cold voice came, and Yan Bujing's heart skipped a beat—damn it, is it a man? !

It's useless!

He thought it was some fairy who looked so hard, if he had known it was a man, he wouldn't have taken a second look.

But there was no time for him to think too much at this time, Yan Bujing screamed again and again: "Don't chase me! Don't chase me! I didn't mean it, what's wrong with taking a bath for a man!"

A celestial sword was as fast as lightning, rushing straight through the water towards Yan Bujing.Poor Yan Bujing can't compete with these fairy treasures now.He took several sips of water, and then there was a tingling pain in his buttocks, as if he had been whipped by something.He turned his head angrily, and saw the fairy sword proudly swinging his sword tassel, raising its head proudly at him like a proud rooster.

Yan Bujing's ass was in pain, and he gritted his teeth: "What are you talking about with your broken sword, sooner or later, I will cut that thing off of you!"

With the sound of the sword, Yan Bujing hurriedly dived into the water, and before he left, he did not forget to provocatively say: "You are not a serious sword at first glance, you only specialize in spanking people's butts! Pooh!" After saying this, he ran away Gone.

He almost escaped into the lotus flower, abandoned his human body and recovered his soul body, sat in the lotus flower and looked at the sword that was looking for him everywhere.

The sword circled around the lotus pond several times but found no one. It scratched the hilt strangely and returned to its owner.

Up to now, Yan Bujing still feels like his butt is on fire.

Looking back aggrievedly, there was a red and swollen line on the white buttocks on the right. He rubbed himself distressedly, and said to his buttocks: "Your parents have never hit you, wait, let me avenge you next time! Who Hit you once, and I will definitely hit him ten!"

By the side of the pool, stood a white-clothed immortal.The fairy sword returned to his hand with a low hum, as if complaining that he had lost someone wronged.After a while, he raised the hilt of the sword again, as if he was very proud of having spanked someone else's ass.

In the brimming water, the exiled immortal walks barefoot.Stepping on the waves without a trace, every step will bloom a lotus.The black hair reaches down to the buttocks, and it is as smooth as a painting made of splashed ink. He just put away his sword and looked at the lotus pond from afar.Eye waves are clear and cold, like frost and cold.

For no reason, Yan Bujing, who was hiding in the lotus flower far away, shuddered.

"Why is it so cold..." He touched his naked body, reluctantly tore off lotus petals for clothes and lotus leaves for shoes.

"Bah, it's so ugly." He despises this pink and green dress, which looks like a girl's family.

"I can't do this." Yan Bujing is very aware of how unfavorable his current situation is.This is Jiuchongtian, he has no strong spiritual power in this life, nor is he accompanied by a divine weapon like Fen Chen.The soul is the feared monster of the world, but the body is the ghost.This is absolutely not allowed in Jiuchongtian, if it is found out, it will be the consequence of death sooner or later.

He sat cross-legged among the lotus flowers, thinking seriously.

——In this way, he must improve his spiritual power as soon as possible, and he must have a strong backing.

When it comes to the strongest backing and the strongest cultivation, there is only one person that is his best choice.

Even though he was reluctant, Yan Bujing still gritted his teeth and stood up resentfully.

"Damn it." He cursed angrily.

"Yu Liuyin, how cheap you are!"

On this day, Immortal Fulin was chanting a mantra beside the alchemy furnace, sweating all over his head.

But why did the alchemy furnace run away suddenly, the top of the furnace was lifted all of a sudden, and the true fire of samadhi ran everywhere, instantly igniting his alchemy pavilion.

Immortal Fulin screamed.

"It's against you, go back quickly! Go back!"

Alchemy materials exploded all over the place, and for some reason, the flames didn't listen to Fulin's order at all, and there was even a sign of breaking through the alchemy pavilion, and slammed into the door desperately.

At this time, there were footsteps outside the door, and they were getting closer and closer to this side.

Fulin was shocked: "Don't open the door! Don't open the door!"

- "squeak"

Door open.

The flames suddenly exploded, leaping into the sky, and excitedly took a deep breath and was about to rush out.

Almost instantly.

There was a loud voice outside the door: "What are you doing? Go back."

Hearing bang bang bang bang——the flame scrambled away, and fled back to the alchemy furnace as if seeing something peerless and terrifying.

Fulin snorted and got up, and put the lid on, "Hey, you disobedient ones, I can't control you with Jiuming Fang Ding, can you? Do you want me to make it harder? Next time When I go to Shangxian Qiongze to borrow Xuanbing Pills, I will freeze you to death."

After the lesson was over, Fulin turned around.

"Hey!"

"Little brother, why is it you?"

Yan Bujing was still wondering why those flames listened to his words. Hearing the sound, he immediately showed a harmless smile, and politely bowed: "Prince Fulin."

"Hey." Fulin likes to hear people call him Xianchang the most, and his face is full of joy: "Little brother, I haven't seen you for a few days, why are you looking for me?"

"The little demon went back and thought about it for a few days, and felt that what the elder said made sense. I am good at the water element. If I want to get a fairy body, I really have to work hard on my cultivation, and Shangxian Qiongze is the best in the water element. Immortal, so I decided—to worship Shangxian Qiongze as my teacher."

Yan Bujing's eyes were bright, he looked well-behaved and sensible, he lowered his head slightly, and clasped his fists together: "The little demon doesn't know much about apprenticeship, so I don't know what the elder can teach you, so that the little demon can successfully worship Shangxian Qiongze as his teacher." .”

Fulin smiled.

He nodded and said: "Ruzi can be taught, and Ruzi can be taught. You have found the right person. This year's Langhua Banquet is exactly what I am preparing, and Qiongze Shangxian is also accepting apprentices on the same day. Come here , I will tell you in detail."

Yan Bujing stepped forward with a smile, seemingly happy, but actually, his heart was trembling.

"I will bear it, I will bear it. If you keep the green hills, you will not be afraid of no firewood. Today I will call you Yu Liuyin Master, and tomorrow I want you to call me Daddy!"

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The column "I Molested You, You Smile [Interstellar]" is for collection! !

It is well known how much General Xi Ze loves his lover Bo Si.

Rumor has it that Chief Boss had a face that made people kneel down and want to call him daddy, especially those long legs that were extremely sexy. Unfortunately, he died young and died on the battlefield. He was the greatest and most charming person.

Also from that moment on, the other half never appeared beside General Xi Ze.

Until——an ignorant, playful, and hippie-smiling scoundrel suddenly appeared, clinging to Xi Ze all day long.

No one has ever seen such a shameless person.

When General Xi Ze went on missions, he followed him, he followed him when he ate, he followed him when he took a bath, he followed him when he slept...and he followed him when he slept...

The most common sentence that Xi Ze said to him was: "Get lost."

Many people sneered at this scoundrel, thinking that he was a toad who wanted to eat swan meat.

However, no one knows that in the dead of night, one of the things that the rogue thinks about the most is: "What should I do, my wife doesn't recognize me."

Could it be that I, who loves flowers when everyone sees them, loses the charm of crawling on the bed all day long?

This is a story of Gong rebirth and being molested by Gao Leng with nowhere to escape. 2333

I'm a uniform control, so regardless of attack or attack, I'm always cool and handsome!