brotherhood

After Grandpa understood what happened, he immediately said a few words that were too nonsense, and after I ensured that Li Yunhao and I had nothing to do, he directly said that he would call Grandma back.

At that time, I felt a little regretful in my heart, but I didn't regret it.I'm not sure where the relationship between me and Lee Yunho is located in Lee Yunho's heart, but every separation between the two of us at this time is a disaster.

After a long time, the two of us will definitely not be able to hide our relationship. In fact, we can think about it differently. It is definitely difficult for the family to agree. It is even possible to completely cut off contact between the two of us. There are too many high schools where we can’t make phone calls.And during this time we inevitably meet new people.

We can't control our own direction, and we have no way to determine how much our relationship can be tempered.We cannot resist time, new scenery, or even the thing called ethics in our hearts.

I can persist at this time, but I can't guarantee that I will regret it at that moment, and then let go on my own initiative.So, let's go to the bottom of the boat, when we can be alone, we don't have to be tempted by the better answer.

Li Yunhao's task is to call his mother and tell her that he is not crooked, and he is very unhappy with his mother's behavior.My mother is a talkative person, especially when she has some thoughts. I think my mother is a kind of guessing about us and I don't believe it.

Facts have proved that I was not wrong. Sure enough, my grandma left my house because we didn't know good from bad, grandpa didn't distinguish between good and bad, and my mother easily betrayed me.During the whole process, I took Suxiao Jiuxin Pills and waited outside. After my grandma refused to give it to me, Li Yunhao quietly followed me all the way. At any rate, my grandma got on the car back home safely.

Li Yunhao always has an unpredictable attitude towards the future, including me, including his own goals, what he said is always not very enthusiastic, what: it doesn't matter what happens tomorrow, just be happy, I can do whatever I want, whatever I want!have no idea……

His attitude towards what we should do in the future is also very vague:

"As long as we like it, why bother so much. Whatever happens in the future, we can go against the sky..." He was quite uncomfortable with my question.

"If you don't let us be together in the future, will you say goodbye to me completely?" I leaned on his shoulder and said in a daze.

"Hmm..." He hesitated a little, "Maybe I will struggle a bit."

"Hmph..." Dissatisfied with his answer, I slapped his paw on my shoulder, turned around and grabbed his chin, squinted my eyes and smiled, "Anyway, you didn't plan for the future Man, just follow me in the future.”

"Yeah." He grabbed my hand pinching his chin and put it in his hand, "You're brother, I listen to you."

After the start of school, the cowardly female teacher announced about Xiaohu. It is said that Xiaohu will come back before the college entrance examination, because he keeps his student status, and he must complete the college entrance examination and the college entrance examination here. I am inevitably relieved.

Without Xiaohu, I also experienced quite a lot of confusion. I was still dissatisfied after changing the deputy squad leader several times in a row. In the end, I got three deputy squad leaders who were in charge of different things, and I felt a little bit back.

It is said that during that time, people in our class saw the real me for the first time, and there were a few more people like Xiuxiu who always called me a pervert.

But the days are still going on. As the mid-term approached, I prepared for the exam well. By the way, the math competition that I had been preparing for for half a year finally started the rematch.It is said that it is national in nature, so the game is synchronized.

After the rematch, the number of people in each region has decreased by some extent, and the speed has increased. After some crushing, there are also many problems. It is rare to meet so many opponents, and I am a little excited.

Several times in a row, my name appeared on the color screen at the school gate several times, giving me a sense of presence.

To say that I will definitely be beaten, in my eyes, learning this kind of thing has never been a big deal-because I knew I would be beaten, I didn't say it.My parents' emphasis on learning sometimes makes me quite speechless, but they are also easy to satisfy if they do their best.

I flew again before the Chinese New Year. When I returned to my hometown, my grandma, who was always watching my race, didn’t mention how the two of us ran her out. It was the unexpected awe of the bunch of children before and after me.

Some relatives think that I can tutor those children. Grandpa has always been generous, but after I lectured a few times, none of the children dared to ask me. According to Li Yunhao, I was scarier when I lectured than when I was managing order.

To be honest, Yumi and Xiaohu are the only ones who can give me lectures these years, but Yumi doesn’t seem to like studying very much. In the past, I used to read books and play for a while, remembering that I even told her stories.

But Xiaohu can bear me very much.

There are routines for these topics. I am used to analyzing the topic routines first, and then go through the process. They are all simple and clear things. Xiaohu is familiar with me, and I can understand them after thinking about them.

And those little kids who haven't finished reading their textbooks... I also released my nature a little bit.

But it is said that my mother saw me fierce for the first time, and she was moved to tears...

Time is like a distance, the sun and the moon are like a shuttle, time flies by like a fleeting horse... Anyway, time flies, the school under my management has gone through ups and downs for a year, and I also ushered in a new term for the student union, and my senior high school deputy head was pushed by me up.

Xiuxiu is also a girl who is not strict with her words. Following the rumors about me and Xiaohu, Yunhao and I were silently stood up by some girls.It seems that some people just believe that I am crooked, and it must be the following things, and I can't go against it even if I am killed.

Looking at Xiuxiu, I silently rummaged through the things in her phone and deleted all the evidence. Rumors without evidence are called rumors.

And I finally met Xiaohu, who had been away for nearly a year during the exam.In two days and one night, we just ate two meals together.He has changed a bit, the short, fine hair that was always handsome before has been cut into a crew cut, and his skin is even whiter.

He told me about some things in the new school, and he complained a lot. It seems that their new school is very strict, but he seems to be very happy, and his exam results are very good.

Xiaohu is a person who loves to learn, but his grades are far from the ratio he should draw for his efforts.Xiaohu's comprehension ability is good, but his own comprehension ability is very poor, so compared to the very good science, his liberal arts grades are simply horrible.

But this time he just kept the B for politics.

This reunion, both of us are in a much better state.Just kidding, talking about growing up, sharing your own life.

"How are you?" Xiaohu talked for a while about his homeroom teacher, who almost exterminated the teacher, and missed our cowardly and bully homeroom teacher, and suddenly asked me, "Is that guy Li Yunhao still bullying you?"

"That's up to him to dare." I shared it with no taboo, and was even quite proud, "I can't deal with that guy, he's threatening and tempting, I'm very good at it."

"Hmph..." Xiaohu laughed when he heard my tone, "That guy has had bad luck for eight lifetimes. I guess he won't even take the regret medicine given to him by God."

I was stunned, "What do you mean?"

"It's very simple!" The guy was serious, "God saw him so pitiful, and gave him regret medicine that he couldn't even see, but he was so fooled by you that he didn't want to take it."

I said "..." as if I was bad.

"I've heard that, now those little bastards in A have been defeated, and I don't believe it's not for your handwriting..."

It is shameful to say that there is no psychological barrier in doing these things!

I silently changed the subject, "The weather is so nice today! I suddenly remembered that we made the teacher mad at the beginning of the first year of high school!"

"That's right, Li Yunhao recommended himself as the class monitor at that time, and led the group of guys in the class to escape from the big self-study, and secretly changed the teacher's tape in English class..." Xiaohu was a little bit speechless, anyway. Some kind of small film voice, you know, "Our class is criticized by various teachers all day long, and we have to click on our class every time we have a meeting. But no one listens at all."

I couldn't help but want to laugh when I heard it. At that time, the teacher looked teary-eyed every day, and the voice below was louder than that on the podium.

"You don't care whether Li Yunhao is not interested in being the squad leader, or I pushed you up there because I was right there." Xiaohu smiled, "Sure enough, you are the best. The squad leader after Li Yunhao is either unable to hold back or incompetent. What a bunch of scumbags. Originally those people thought you were easy to bully, but in the end you..."

I couldn't help laughing when I heard it, half joking and half blaming, "I think you just don't want me to be idle, and I said that I don't have a sense of existence at all. Who cares. But, I think the two of us are still you I'm busy, you don't know that after you left, I immediately found three deputy monitors in the class."

"Haha!" Xiaohu slapped me, as if he was a little nervous in his words, "After all these years, brother, I know the best way to do what you do. But I think you might as well let Yunhao do it if you find three vice monitors , Aren't you in control of him?" The guy smiled with a standard squint.

……

When Xiaohu left that time, he was on a bus, and I sent him to the station to say goodbye.

Time still goes on, we...

I forgot something very important. It was about three weeks before the exam, and it was also the time for the midterm. Li Yunhao moved my computer back and forth and worked for more than a week. I thought he was not doing business. I showed him some questions.As a result, he showed me a clip he wrote, and he was speechless at the time.

This year, I quietly raised my height by seven or eight centimeters. Occasionally, I could attract many girls when I was walking on the street, but it turned out that this guy couldn't see it at all.But that's fine too, as long as he's happy anyway.

But I don't look as good-looking as him when I'm taller. Because of the taller body, I don't have much flesh, and even the little fat on my stomach that I brought from infancy has flattened a lot.

But I'm also changing. Even if I can't be undressed and fleshy like him and my father, I have to be well-proportioned. Of course, dragging him to run and play basketball every night is not just for some indifferent sports.

I am far-sighted, dragging him to various study classes during the summer vacation and doing physical training for myself, one day, hehehe... I have been planning a counterattack for more than a year, although we have only been together for a year more than a year.

But right now,,,,

I have a barbell in one hand and a pen in one hand, and I practice the barbell while brushing the questions, and I feel drunk.After writing with my right hand for a while, I changed hands, and silently began to write questions with my left hand—this is a technique I just practiced not long ago, to prevent the appearance of large and small arms.

After a while, Li Yunhao came over and threw me a test paper. I put down the barbell in my hand and took it over to have a look. The guy sat on the bed behind me quite naturally and pulled out a chair. I fell, and easily trapped me in his arms.

"Three multiple-choice questions are wrong, which is already very good." I deliberately used his paper to separate our faces.

"Is there any reward?" There was no sense of joy in his words, and I didn't directly refuse to disappoint him, "No, I said that the number of mistakes in multiple-choice questions must be controlled within two to be considered qualified. Three Not bad, but only relatively speaking.”

I silently continued to read, but he opened his mouth, bit the paper away and spit it out. I silently glanced at the direction the paper was flying, and let his kiss land on my chin, "Tomorrow, I will add another paper." examination paper."

"No problem!" He smiled when he understood what I meant, dragged me to change the angle, and directly bullied me. I half propped up and cooperated with him to take off the T-shirt.

☆, Fanwai, Yunho

Hello everyone, I am Li Yunhao, the author of this article. I wrote Chapter 1 to the last chapter. Even if I am not the only author, I am one of the authors.Seeing it should feel very kind.

It is said that I have to write five thousand (5000) characters, and sometimes I will write some plots to make up the word count, and you can take care of it.In fact, when I first conceived this article, I thought of something very sweet, like the kind with a slight smile, but when I wrote it, I found that what I wrote was a mess, so I simply found an assistant.

Although the article is not very good, but it is finished anyway, read the article and recall it yourself, why don't you tell me how I got my idea on my brother.

In fact, when I was in junior high school, I saw how Li Minhao really didn’t like me. After all, he took care of everything I did, and secretly sued me when I disagreed. He wrecked.

But when I was in high school, I met a few rotten women, who taught me so much common sense. I didn't think it was a problem at first, and I always believed that I would not be bent if I was teased.

However, one day, as my brother wrote earlier, we went to a bookstore to read together, and I took a book from a certain bench in the bookstore, and sat down on it.But I didn't expect it to be a rotten manga...

Do you know what it feels like to have your worldview opened up?

Meow, I actually took it very seriously at the time. Breaking the world view is the same as playing a game. It doesn’t matter if it’s broken.When I took the comics to buy, the young lady was playing games.

It was really playing a game, I was quite involved, and my body was still trembling. I went over and said a few times, but didn't disturb her. She just glanced at the cover and pulled the manga under her arm, "This is my Made to order, not for sale."

She said it so naturally, I couldn't help being embarrassed, but when I was about to leave, the young lady suddenly raised her head and looked at me, the light that flashed in her eyes could almost turn into substance, she turned her head and looked out, immediately The smile was weird, "Are you two a couple?"

I looked at this kind of wolf-like eyes with no roots, and took a step back, but the young lady bagged the book cleverly, and then stuffed it into my arms, "You can take a look if you have nothing to do. Good stuff with benefits!"

"We're really not..." I knew the plot, "I'll buy it for how much."

"It's not much money, just take it and go shopping here more often. I have a lot of this kind of books here." The sister was very enthusiastic.However, what I swore after I went out was that I would never let my brother come here in the future.

At the beginning, I never thought of doing this kind of thing on my brother, but it was inevitable that I was a little curious. After watching a small film with him that night, I accidentally saw his body, and he couldn't wait for the physical contact. , I can't help myself.

I don't hesitate to praise my brother, his body is full of color and fragrance.

What I tried was a very tricky zi, which required a lot of softness. He did it without pressure, and the hand I pressed him touched was soft.At that time, my heart was full of ups and downs, and the plot in the book went round and round in my mind...

So even if my mother came that day, I still did half of it. He kept crying at night, but the sound was very small. The more I heard it, the more itchy I felt, but I didn’t dare to move.

Xiaohu Fanwai said that my kindergarten used to flaunt that my brother is a girl, and he can be bullied when he grows up, and finally bullied him to the bed.In fact, this is also a fact. My brother's appearance is indeed too delicate and feminine. For a long time, I called him brother with a sense of irony.

I fantasized about him wearing a wig and women's clothing, which is definitely the rhythm of a big beauty, but I didn't dare to say it.Do...you can try it...

To be honest, I didn’t force him after thinking about it. After trying it out twice, he got used to it much better than I did. The progress was really fast, so I couldn’t wait to express that I wanted to sleep, and then he gave a clear rejection. .I thought he wasn't ready to scare him, but instead he slapped me hard on the spot.

Lee Min Ho was confessed by a girl and agreed on the spot.As soon as he agreed, I went home. I was annoyed when I saw our room that he had tidied up and then ignored it.

When he came back, there was still a lip mark on his cheek, and his face was flushed, and he looked very good, but when he saw me, his face turned pale, and I didn't talk nonsense, all I wanted was to get things done.

In the end he said he hated me and found me disgusting...

When Xiaohu came to me and said he liked him, I smiled quite arrogantly, "Fair competition."

I don't regard that guy as a rival in love at all, he always thinks about putting a long line to catch big fish, but if he puts the line for a long time, I can completely turn the big fish into braised fish.But that guy wasn't completely useless, and Yumi and that guy got into an awkward fight after being disgusted several times.

But I didn't stand on the sidelines, because I was stalked by our class teacher, she was as stupid as Tang Seng, and I was stalked by her every day, and I agreed, but I didn't expect that she would still invite me if I made progress but failed to reach the goal. I ate.

My brother's grades that time were a record low, and he spent several days doing homework questions. He gave me a completed copy of 53 as a reward for my progress in learning.

To be honest, Wang Houxiong, my brother's beloved student friend, although I had to meet him several times, I didn't have any feelings for him at all, but I felt a little bit at that time.

My brother's attitude towards me has improved a lot. During the trip to Qingdao, I tested his limits several times, but he also adjusted his limits again and again.

It seems that he has been suppressed for a long time and he just lets himself indulge. I don't dare to go too far and keep tempting him to indulge.However, a few times he wiped the wooden warehouse and caught fire, he was so bewildered and half-sane, it was a pain for me.

I used to think that I hated my brother, because he was not well-behaved, he was like a rose on a thorn, when I was stabbed in pain, I felt that he was so hateful, when I appreciated When the rose is gorgeous, I even think his spikes are so cute.

After Qingdao came back, he seemed to have a sense of my needs. Seeing him preparing things as busy as preparing for a wedding, and looking at those legendary study materials with a red face, I was strangely satisfied, and I occasionally teased him again. Perception, finally one day I finally got what I wanted, and confessed my virginity on a sunny afternoon.

I am a person who likes sports, and my physical strength is recognized as good. Every sports meeting is a good time for me to attract more popularity, so to say that it shows that my physical strength is quite good.

In fact, the first time I ate the marrow, I was not full at all. He obviously didn't enjoy it as much as I did, but I still let me ask for it again and again.

In fact, he loves me so much—let me borrow money if he has no money, he will still care about my appetite if he is bullied hard, and he hasn’t given any heavy hammers when he lets me mess around, and I don’t care about myself if I want it uncomfortable.

Thinking about it this way, I suddenly felt something was wrong: now I am often the one who cooks in the morning, and when he is in a bad mood, I quickly coax him, and he is a model student who does not cause trouble, and wraps up the quilt at every turn to prevent me from touching him...

This guy gradually evolved from a good wife to a queen, and I gradually degenerated from a domineering attack to a loyal dog... Thinking about it, I feel that I have been calculated. . .

Recently, I have been studying hard. We are usually the elder brother who studies for [-] points in a semester, and I who studies for [-] points in a week.It seems that he wants me to work hard to go to the same university as him in the first and third grades of high school, so it doesn't matter if he likes me.

He asked me about my plans for the future, and I replied that I don't know, I don't know anything about it.It doesn't matter what kind of person I will be in the future, it doesn't matter whether I have his participation in my future... He said that if I am unprepared, I just follow him.

His vision of a future where the two of us would never be apart is enough for me.

His lunar birthday happens to be the Lantern Festival, and we usually spend it at grandma’s house during this time. My brother likes to eat sugar buns made by grandma, and I especially like to see him eating sugar buns.

When the sugar buns were first put out of the pot, the sugar inside was liquid and quite hot. Every time he took a small bite, he would spend a while blowing it to let the syrup cool down.But the cold syrup in stuff like sugar buns is not tasty at all, my brother will take advantage of a hot but not hot opportunity to suck all the syrup in the buns one by one.His expression is always special and delicious.

One candy bun can be worth one steamed bun. My brother, who never eats too much, can always eat three or four candy buns. His round belly can be vaguely seen through the thick cotton coat. .

So one Lantern Festival, we went up to the roof in the name of watching fireworks. When we came up, my grandma asked us to take an extra cotton coat, and we took a military coat, spread it on the floor and sat on it.

I beckoned to him, and he hesitated for a long time before reluctantly sitting in my arms, "It's uncomfortable to sit when you eat too much, and it's better to stand when you're bloated."

I smiled silently and reached out my hand into his cotton-padded jacket. His body stiffened for a moment but he didn't resist. I felt very happy when I touched it, feeling like there was a child inside, very happy.

"It's fine if you warm your hands, can you be more honest with your hands." He leaned on my shoulder completely empty, complaining in a low voice but inexplicably delicate.

"Who warmed his hands." I lowered my head and bit his white and tender ear, "Do you feel that there is a child in it, it feels like a family of three, very happy."

He was already lazy during that time, so he answered a little slowly, "Give up, no matter how hard you work, there won't be any children here." He paused, "And what you're touching is the position of the large intestine. , filled with feces."

"..." My hands and feet stiffened immediately. . .

When I was in a daze, that guy touched it by himself, and put my hand through the clothes, "I don't care, I'm its father."

What the hell is angry and cute! ...

I don’t know where the love started and went deep. The most quantitative way of writing this article is to find out when the two of us are in love with each other, and it must be him.But it seems that nothing happened out of thin air, and there seemed to be traces too early.

It doesn't matter whether it was love at the beginning, but it can also make us unswerving in the future, and that's enough.

☆, episodes, jokes

If you agree to at least [-] words, the water will come.

So here are a few snippets:

1. Grow up to be a girl

Lee Yunho (ω): My brother will become a girl when he grows up, let's play tricks on him when he grows into a girl!

Xiaohu|ω): Minho grows up to be a girl, so amazing!

People (): Wow!

Lee Yunho (): We secretly cut his pigtails. . .

Xiaohu (><): We put caterpillars in his pencil case.

All (><): Jiang Zi...

Minho (⊙o⊙)! : What are you looking at me for?

Everyone looked innocent (￣▽￣)o╭╯☆#╰(￣﹏￣)╯: We didn’t look at you!

As for why this group of brats would believe such nonsense... because they were brats in the first place!

2. Yunho was actually a good boy who worked very hard for a while

Yunho cleaned up the living room

Mom~(￣▽￣~)~: Minho is so good, he knows how to help his mother with work at a young age, so I will reward you~(^з^)-☆

Min Ho (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣▽￣): I definitely didn’t do this.

Mom o(≧v≦)o: Could it be your lazy dad who finally knows how to care about others...

Yunho: Dad didn't come back all day!

Yunho finished his homework seriously.

Mom and Dad (д): Isn’t homework what students should do?

Teacher ヾ(＾.^*): The students with all A's in this homework are...Lee Minho, Yunho, let's study with brother. ...

Yunho(_): I'm still a kid who needs encouragement...

Minho (*^ω^*): Today is a rare day, I actually did my homework...

Yunho(_): He must be mocking me, right... I will definitely not do any homework in the future!

3. There is a swallow's nest in front of grandma's house.

Minhao (*^ω^*): Grandma, why don't we grab some millet and give it to Little Swallow.

Grandma~(￣▽￣～)~: Little Swallow doesn’t eat millet!

Minho (⊙o⊙)! : What does the little swallow eat!

Grandma~(￣▽￣～)~: Little swallows eat bugs.

After that, Minho always caught some bugs, and always asked about the habits of the little swallows, but one day, a certain Lee Yunho smashed the swallow's nest...

Grandma (◣д◢)／: Lee Yunho, stop!

Yunho ('ω'): Grandma, put down the stick first!

Swallows are auspicious birds. If swallows build a nest in front of their house, it is a very auspicious thing, please do not destroy their home.At the same time, swallows are animals that don't like being disturbed by humans, and please don't disrupt their way of life.

4. Grandma told stories to coax two little kids to sleep

Grandma (д): Long, long ago, there was a...

Yunho(_): Another meaningless beginning.

Minho (*^ω^*): Next, what should we do next.

Grandma (◣д◢): Suddenly a white shadow floated by, and the old man with the white beard died...

Yunho (д): What!Not scary at all.

Minho (⊙o⊙)! :...

That night, Lee Min Ho in his sleep felt that something had slipped into his bed, and when he opened his eyes, it turned out to be a certain Lee Yun Ho!

Minho (⊙o⊙)! : Are you not afraid?

Yunho (д): I'm not afraid, I just see you are afraid, I'm afraid you won't be able to sleep.

Minho (˙ー˙): ...OK.

5. Lee Min Ho's notebook that people on earth can't understand.

Minho has a good habit of writing neatly and neatly.He started writing a diary at the teacher's request in elementary school. At that time, Minho really wrote his diary as his own inner affairs. However, one day he discovered that his mother was flipping through his diary. . .

Minho (◣д◢): Why did you peek at my diary.Don't you respect me?don't you love meAre you not going to want me?

Mom (°3°): That’s not the case...

Minho (◣д◢): If you love me, why would you not want me!How can you disrespect me if you love me!If you love me, why would you peek at my diary! ...I feel like I've been hit inside, and I'll never love again!

Mom (○Д○): Baby son, don’t not love mom! …

……

Li Yunhao while reading comics (_): I don’t know what’s so interesting about the bunch of ideals and realities, goals, big plans, and small plans…!

Later, under the persuasion of the whole family, Minhao forgave his mother, but he also expressed his disgust for not respecting his privacy.However, he was still worried, and after studying it for a long time, he finally got inspiration from the doctor's ghost painting...

6. Li Yunhao was in a relationship before, it would be difficult not to know this, after all there was a lot of trouble at that time.

It was junior high school, Li Yunhao's lines were unexpectedly tall, he stood out from the group of us, and because of his good looks, many girls made him a school grassroots.There are a lot of girls who like him, but he has always been arrogant and hard to get in touch with, which makes him look like an idol star every time he passes by. What's weird is that someone even wrote him a love letter.

That girl is not particularly beautiful, but she can chat with anyone, and she is the only one who confesses through a speech under the national flag.

Girl(.): Thank you everyone, I still have one last word to say, Li Yunhao, Li Yunhao from Class [-], Grade [-], I have a relationship that I want to talk to you about.

All (⊙o⊙)! : Did you hear me wrong?

Minho (ω): Wow!

Yunho (◣д◢):, ..., y%hjkjf

Teacher above (): ...

Emergency moderator Xiaohu (д): Okay, thank you for this classmate’s speech. Let’s proceed to the last item of this flag-raising ceremony. Please invite our school leaders...

Then the teacher talked for a long time about the independent class, and there was a mess below.At the next meeting of the student union cadres, the teacher praised Xiaohu's ability...

7. Minho has always been a child of someone else’s family in real life. When it comes to everything, it’s all about Minho. The one with the grade gap is you, Minho brother, how was it when you were your age... Once, Minho happened to help My grandma returned something and overheard it by accident.

Parent (◣д◢): When your elder brother Minhao was in the third year of junior high school, he would go to relatives’ houses with books. Why do you play games with your mobile phone all day long!

child(_):……

Parent (◣д◢): Why, you can’t even speak?Look at people...

Child (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻: No matter how good that Minho is, he is not your child!And I didn't see how good he was! …

Minho: Should I go in or not...

8. The feeling of a same-sex couple taking to the streets.

Minho is not the kind of person who especially likes to show affection in public, and Lee Yunho has a lot of objections to this.However, in this day and age, it is easy to see couples showing their affection, and some homosexuals even want to pick each other up in the street.

To be honest, in this day and age, homosexuality is commonplace, and discrimination usually does not exist, but if you hold hands in the street, you have to stop with courtesy.When you get excited in the street, you can bear it, kiss, touch... It takes two people to do it to be happy, and it looks good when it is hard in public, right?

I rub... That day I had breakfast at Starbucks. After breakfast, I planned to go skating, go shopping or something. It was nice to eat while chatting, but suddenly I kissed next to me for 2 minutes! !

Minho (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻: Think about being single, okay?

Yunho(_): Brother, you are not single.

Minho: I suddenly forgot that I am not single anymore.

In fact, there is nothing wrong with showing affection. Enenaiai is bold to show off, and I have no objection, but please don't show off in a crooked way, as some people will be disgusted.

9. Minhao is a fan of foreign teachers, because some of his personality is too charismatic, it is enough to watch the news broadcast every day and become a nympho.Yunho is a military fan. In the circle of friends, he shared a bunch of aircraft carriers, four-generation fighters, new tank assault guns... and occasionally some modern war theories, which is more than enough.

It is difficult for two people to sit together and do some things with a tone of love and love. Sometimes the two will even talk about some important international military and political affairs, making it clear that they are talking nonsense, but the two still quarrel.

One day when the news was broadcast, the Y world in India was over, and a 10,000+ army was approaching, and the two idiots drove away.

Yunho (◣д◢): When they are at the door of the house, they must be beaten. Strictly speaking, it is called aggression, okay? !Let them show off their power and let the shit go back!

Minho (д): Can you calm down!In the past two years, Japan competed with us for DY Island. Last year, South Korea planned to deploy SD, and the Philippines competed with us for the island. This year, they invaded the border again, which is obviously a conspiracy!

Yunho (◣д◢): Such a great shame!You still have to endure it!

Minho: It's really unbearable. If we are given 30 years of peaceful development, I guarantee that there will be no garbage in the world who dares to come out...

Yunho (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻: 30 years, 30 years, they have been going straight, and the children are born!

Minho (◣д◢): If you don't fight directly, you can go back 30 years and you won't have any troubles!

……

Dad (_): Are you two planning to join the army or participate in politics? Why are you two students thinking about so much shit? Go back home and read!

Minho (◣д◢): ...

Yunho (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻: ...

This joke is just to say, maybe we can't do anything, but,